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Effective Sunday Sermons! :)

Eutrusca
08-06-2005, 16:15
The minister asked his congregation, "How many of are willing to forgive your enemies?"

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly Lady.

"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is indeed unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight." she replied.

"Would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said ...

"I outlived the sons-a-bitches."