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How do you take your coffee?

Delator
08-06-2005, 11:37
So...how do you prefer your coffee?
Legless Pirates
08-06-2005, 11:39
Still orally
Delator
08-06-2005, 11:42
Still orally

Care to be more specific? :p
Legless Pirates
08-06-2005, 11:46
Care to be more specific? :p
Other!

With or without cream and/or sugar. Decaf, regular. I take it all. Whatever I feel like
Verghastinsel
08-06-2005, 11:47
DEATH TO COFFEE SHOP INTELLECTUALS!

Fuck coffee, tea is the true God!

Stop moving, dammit!
Children of Valkyrja
08-06-2005, 11:48
Like legless,
Into the mouth down the throat and into the stomach.
Have tried it other ways, but have found orally is by far the better method!

*Looks at empty coffee cup*
Right off to make some more!
Legless Pirates
08-06-2005, 11:54
Stop moving, dammit!
Oh yes. I take tea too
Odins Forgiven
08-06-2005, 11:56
Stop moving, dammit!

Verghi!
You're online!
Talk to me! Send me a TG.......I'm going insane! (well more insane that is)

Oh right, yeah....coffee........love it, but not with 'cream', just with milk.

And you rather have tea Verghi? Even with ice cream?
Kanabia
08-06-2005, 11:57
Does cream in this instance = milk?
Odins Forgiven
08-06-2005, 11:58
Oh yes. I take tea too

AHA!
Tea stealing pirates eh?
Where do you take it to Legless?
Patra Caesar
08-06-2005, 12:01
With milk and one sugar thankyou.
Spearmen
08-06-2005, 12:04
Milk here too
Delator
08-06-2005, 12:04
Does cream in this instance = milk?

Cream or Milk...whichever is your preference. :)
Pepe Dominguez
08-06-2005, 12:08
Black. If I drink it, that is. Which I rarely do. But I should. Cause I enjoy it when I do. Usually. The quality has to be decent. I like French Roast. But only sometimes. :)
Whispering Legs
08-06-2005, 12:10
I've found that freshly ground Starbucks Gold Coast blend is the best. With cream and sugar.

Not bitter like most of the Starbucks coffees, and not thin or odd tasting like some of their others. Dark, smooth, and strong.
Cabra West
08-06-2005, 12:10
Tea. And tea only, I find coffee extremely disgusting.
Strong, black, suger, no milk, thank you.
Mortevole
08-06-2005, 12:11
Oh, usually I take me coffee black, if I need stay awake I just take some sugar with a dash of espresso, keep you well and truly awake it does, neh? :D

By the way could someone direct me to the Newbie tread, *scratches head* I have tried finding it but it is a bit confusing being a n00b again.
PhoebeAnne
08-06-2005, 12:14
Being that I work 14 hour night shifts, I've come to worship coffee and no-doz pills.
Kanabia
08-06-2005, 12:15
Cream or Milk...whichever is your preference. :)

Milk, then :)
Legless Pirates
08-06-2005, 12:15
AHA!
Tea stealing pirates eh?
Where do you take it to Legless?
Cups of hot water
B0zzy
08-06-2005, 12:28
With Irish Cream!! WTF! Where is that option! :)
The Vuhifellian States
08-06-2005, 12:36
Just some regular coffee, black of course...
The Chocolate Goddess
08-06-2005, 13:07
*not having had her first cup yet, she mutters at having to do this again...*

very hot, very strong, intravenously... or in a big ass mug, first thing in the morning... doesn't matter what's in it.

*goes back to kitchen to watch the coffee drip in the pot*
Delator
08-06-2005, 23:05
A little BUMP...just to get some more people's opinions.
Super-power
08-06-2005, 23:10
Blech, I don't drink coffee!
Spookistan and Jakalah
08-06-2005, 23:18
Usually black, but sometimes with Bacardi Select if it's a cold winter night.
The Tribes Of Longton
08-06-2005, 23:19
I don't drink coffee.

I refuse to drink anything that can be harvested from monkey shit.
Philionius Monk
08-06-2005, 23:20
Black with two shots of espresso.
Cafetopia
08-06-2005, 23:31
I like my coffee like I like men...not at all...
The Tribes Of Longton
08-06-2005, 23:35
I like my coffee like I like men...not at all...
...and yet you're called 'Cafetopia'. Hmm...
Syniks
08-06-2005, 23:51
So...how do you prefer your coffee?
I have an espresso machine. I grind my own beans. I've been known to get my sumatra/kenyan blend custom roasted.

I drink a doppio con panna (+ irish whisky... an Italian Irish Coffee?) before retiring.

If I didn't drink at least 32oz of resturaunt blend at the office, I wasn't there.

I was known at the Spokane coffee establishments for ordering double-quads. :eek:

I used to be a barrista. :cool:

Any questions?
Delator
09-06-2005, 07:03
*snip* Any questions?

None.

On a completely unrelated note...I noticed Decaf is extremely unpopular... :p
AkhPhasa
09-06-2005, 07:08
I like my coffee the same way I like my women...cold and bitter.
Boonytopia
09-06-2005, 07:53
None.

On a completely unrelated note...I noticed Decaf is extremely unpopular... :p

Black for me. Caffeine is a major reason why I drink coffee, what's the point without it?
Santa Barbara
09-06-2005, 07:58
Coffee is for the weak.
Texpunditistan
09-06-2005, 08:08
black with sweet and low -- no cream or milk
Texpunditistan
09-06-2005, 08:09
I like my coffee the same way I like my women...cold and bitter.
I like the TShirt Hell version:

I like my women like I like my coffee...

...ground up and in the freezer. :p
Kazcaper
09-06-2005, 13:00
Normal filter coffee...with milk...and 2 sugars. So none of the above ;)
Kerlapa
09-06-2005, 13:35
Irish Coffee! mmmm lovely! :D
Pterodonia
09-06-2005, 13:43
I can't believe that more people prefer to drink their coffee black. That's just bizarre to me. I'm wondering what I should do for these people if I invite them over to my house for hot chocolate. I'm thinking I need to keep Hershey's unsweetened cocoa on hand, to which I would simply add boiling water. I mean, if you prefer your coffee this way (i.e., bitter), why not your hot chocolate as well? If all I'm looking for is the caffeine, I'll just take a No-Doze pill, thank you very much. But if I choose to drink a cup of coffee instead, it must be sweet and it must be creamy!!! Otherwise, I'm not going to bother with it. Same goes for tea, which I prefer over coffee any day of the week, by the way.
Aurores Lunacy
09-06-2005, 13:48
It must be strong, creamy and sweet! In a big bowl!
BackwoodsSquatches
09-06-2005, 13:58
Jamaican Blue Mountain Roast with actual cream, and a spoonful of sugar in the raw, is the best cup of coffee on this globe.
Pterodonia
09-06-2005, 14:00
Jamaican Blue Mountain Roast with actual cream, and a spoonful of sugar in the raw, is the best cup of coffee on this globe.

I'll have to give this a try. So where do you buy Jamaican Blue Mountain Roast, anyway?
Commie Catholics
09-06-2005, 14:03
I don't know what it is in America, but I know cream to be the thick sweet stuff that you put on apple pies? I put milk in my coffee, one sugar. Regular of course, I hate decaf.
BackwoodsSquatches
09-06-2005, 14:06
I'll have to give this a try. So where do you buy Jamaican Blue Mountain Roast, anyway?


Most decent coffee shops (no not a starbucks) will sell it.
Its fairly expsensive though.

Hawaiian Kona blends are very good too.
BackwoodsSquatches
09-06-2005, 14:07
I don't know what it is in America, but I know cream to be the thick sweet stuff that you put on apple pies? I put milk in my coffee, one sugar. Regular of course, I hate decaf.


well theres Heavy Whipping Cream, wich would probably be too thick I'd think.
But usually I use "Half and Half."
Pterodonia
09-06-2005, 14:09
I don't know what it is in America, but I know cream to be the thick sweet stuff that you put on apple pies? I put milk in my coffee, one sugar. Regular of course, I hate decaf.

You pour cream on apple pies??? I don't really like apple pie myself, but I've never seen it eaten this way. But yeah, cream is much thicker than milk and comes either sweetened or unsweetened. I definitely prefer cream in my coffee - it would take a ton of milk to lighten coffee enough for my taste.
Pepe Dominguez
09-06-2005, 14:11
Whipped cream goes on pumpkin pie.. iced cream goes on apple pie.. nothing goes in coffee, as least I don't think so. :)
BackwoodsSquatches
09-06-2005, 14:13
Whipped cream goes on pumpkin pie.. iced cream goes on apple pie.. nothing goes in coffee, as least I don't think so. :)


Ever taken coffee and put it in a blender with vanilla ice cream?

Caffeinated goodness.
Pterodonia
09-06-2005, 14:14
Ever taken coffee and put it in a blender with vanilla ice cream?

Caffeinated goodness.

Yum!!!
Pterodonia
09-06-2005, 14:17
Whipped cream goes on pumpkin pie.. iced cream goes on apple pie.. nothing goes in coffee, as least I don't think so. :)

So why do you like your coffee black? I mean, do you actually like the taste of bitter coffee? Or was that the way you started drinking it when you were young because you thought it made you look cool or more grown-up - kind of the same reason kids start smoking cigarettes, even though they taste like crap? Just curious...because black coffee tastes like crap to me.
Nidnodistan
09-06-2005, 14:19
milk and 5 sugars :eek:
Pepe Dominguez
09-06-2005, 14:21
So why do you like your coffee black? I mean, do you actually like the taste of bitter coffee? Or was that the way you started drinking it when you were young because you thought it made you look cool or more grown-up - kind of the same reason kids start smoking cigarettes, even though they taste like crap? Just curious...because black coffee tastes like crap to me.

I just enjoy the taste, bitter or no. I rarely do drink coffee in any case, but when I do, I like the semi-acidic/kinda bitter aftertaste it leaves. I never drank it as a kid, and no one in my family really ever did, at home at least.
Geecka
09-06-2005, 14:21
Strong French, Italian, Jamaican, Hawaiian roasts? Black.
"Morning Blend" and lighter roasts? Very light and very sweet.
Pterodonia
09-06-2005, 14:24
So far, no one likes decaf. Hmmm...sometimes I'll take decaf after dinner at a restaurant. But in the morning, it's got to be leaded.
Lupisnet
09-06-2005, 14:39
If it's good coffee, black, brewed fairly strong, but not overpowering. If it's crap coffee, (I worked in a nice coffee bar, where we were entitled to drink what we liked, so most coffee now seems to be crap), brew it motor oil thick and pour on the cream and sugar.
Geecka
09-06-2005, 14:47
I mean, do you actually like the taste of bitter coffee?

Good coffee isn't bitter. It's coffee that is poorly roasted, poorly brewed or burnt that tastes bitter. Well-roasted, well-brewed, strong coffee is meant to be consumed black. Cream and sugar are good for covering up the taste of coffee, hence why I use it for the light and tasteless stuff most places pass of as coffee.
Syniks
09-06-2005, 15:03
Good coffee isn't bitter. It's coffee that is poorly roasted, poorly brewed or burnt that tastes bitter. Well-roasted, well-brewed, strong coffee is meant to be consumed black. Cream and sugar are good for covering up the taste of coffee, hence why I use it for the light and tasteless stuff most places pass of as coffee.
THANK YOU for posting my rant.

All you Euros go out and find a good Italian Espresso bar and ask for a Doppio.

If it is bitter (and/or has a lousy crema), throw it at the barista, swear at him/her in Italian and walk out. :eek:

I don't think you will have to though... :D
Alien Born
09-06-2005, 15:04
Expresso.
Zeladonii
09-06-2005, 15:11
i love coffee but can't drink it coz it gives me migraines!! It's not fair!!!
Pterodonia
09-06-2005, 19:38
Good coffee isn't bitter. It's coffee that is poorly roasted, poorly brewed or burnt that tastes bitter. Well-roasted, well-brewed, strong coffee is meant to be consumed black. Cream and sugar are good for covering up the taste of coffee, hence why I use it for the light and tasteless stuff most places pass of as coffee.

Does the same go for cocoa? I mean, would you ever just stir unsweetened cocoa into pour boiling water and even pretend that it tastes good, or is this just something people do with coffee for some bizarre reason that is completely beyond me?
Pterodonia
09-06-2005, 19:40
THANK YOU for posting my rant.

I love the way we can turn any conversation into a debate. :D
L-rouge
09-06-2005, 19:49
Dash of milk, 1 sugar. Never from Starbucks, that place is shit!
Tea...more milk and an extra sugar, but prefer coffee! :D
Hyperslackovicznia
09-06-2005, 20:08
Usually Iced Mocha, heavy on the espresso, light on the mocha. Or speedballs (espresso shots in a good black coffee, dash of equal maybe), or espresso.

Also a fav... dark chocolate covered coffee beans! I could eat bags of those! (And then bounce off the walls for a day! :p :D )
Pterodonia
09-06-2005, 20:17
Also a fav... dark chocolate covered coffee beans! I could eat bags of those! (And then bounce off the walls for a day! :p :D )

I second that!!!
Carnivorous Lickers
09-06-2005, 21:39
I've found that freshly ground Starbucks Gold Coast blend is the best. With cream and sugar.

Not bitter like most of the Starbucks coffees, and not thin or odd tasting like some of their others. Dark, smooth, and strong.


I had a blend they called "Kodiak" a couple of years ago, but havent seen it since. It was fairly bitter, like the pierced punk that served it. But I grew to like them both.
Geecka
09-06-2005, 21:56
I mean, would you ever just stir unsweetened cocoa into pour boiling water and even pretend that it tastes good, or is this just something people do with coffee for some bizarre reason that is completely beyond me?

Um, no. But I wouldn't put cocoa in water for any reason.

Cocoa and coffee are beans. They have different flavors. People drink black unsweetened tea, a flavor far more comparable to coffee than cocoa.

Really, I support your right to put whatever you want in your coffee, but your complete inability to understand that other people have different tastes and something that doesn't taste good to you might actually taste good to them, only makes you sound pedestrian, unsophisticated and silly.

Do you also douse your Kobe beef rib-eye in ketchup?
Botswombata
09-06-2005, 21:57
"Black as midnight on a moonless night."
agent Dale Cooper
Askalaria
09-06-2005, 22:04
Crisp.

I like my Coffee Crisp.

I can't BELIEVE nobody has said this yet. Or are Coffee Crisps not sold outside of Canada?

Or am I just unbelievably lame?
Sheltered reality
09-06-2005, 22:39
caribouuuuuuuuuuuuu......................*drools* *runs off to get coffee* :mp5:
Mekonia
09-06-2005, 22:43
Hot, strong with lots of Milk...whats with cream?!
Tuesday Heights
09-06-2005, 22:47
I take it black, straight from the pot.
Half-Baked Lemmings
09-06-2005, 23:00
"Black as midnight on a moonless night."
agent Dale Cooper


Hell yeah. I prefer Kona Coffee, highly caffeinated, since I am an often sleepless college student... ahhhh coffee... the elixir of life... :p

*sighs happily*
Buechoria
09-06-2005, 23:08
I snort it.