Wow...this is bad
Cafetopia
08-06-2005, 04:55
http://upload.uberowl.com/AssLikeThat-UCONN2k5.wma
Oh dear god...
This kid is trying too, its just scary.
Excuse me, I have to clean the blood from my ears
The Chocolate Goddess
08-06-2005, 05:33
http://upload.uberowl.com/AssLikeThat-UCONN2k5.wma
Oh dear god...
This kid is trying too, its just scary.
Excuse me, I have to clean the blood from my ears
urgh... kill me now... with a dull butter knife or a spoon...
Eutrusca
08-06-2005, 05:35
http://upload.uberowl.com/AssLikeThat-UCONN2k5.wma
Oh dear god...
This kid is trying too, its just scary.
Excuse me, I have to clean the blood from my ears
WTF? OMG! [ shoots self ]
Lord-General Drache
08-06-2005, 05:38
William Hung comes to mind. I've heard worse, though. It just reaffirms my belief that most people who think they can single wonderfully, can't.
Evil Arch Conservative
08-06-2005, 05:50
He's not quite bad enough to make me consider suicide. He's still bad, but not that bad. The easiest problem for him to correct would be keeping the mic the same distance from his mouth through the recording. It sounds like he's playing the music in a CD player and picking that up with the mic, too. I think there's free mixing software, so he shouldn't have had too much trouble with that.
How did you happen to stumple on this cultural pearl :p
Cafetopia
08-06-2005, 05:58
How did you happen to stumple on this cultural pearl :p
Heh, this kid is a friend of someone in an IRC chan that I hang out in.
International Terrans
08-06-2005, 06:06
ROFLMAO
I don't know whether to cry or jump off a bridge.
The Downmarching Void
08-06-2005, 07:23
Thats awesome. Can I smack it with some fucked Electro beats? Put a Vocoder on his voice and flog him as the non-existent founder of a non-existent subgenre of hip-hop? Nice hoax like that could earn some quick cash. Be better than Badger Badger Badger anyways. I'm up for it! We could manufacture our very own meaningless pop culturish fad and then cash in on it. Now how bad it gets, we can use the Performance Art Excuse: Most performance art is meaningless to most people. Therefore we can justify everything in the name or artistic integretity, all the way to our bank accounts.
Who's in on this with me? I'm am being incredible synical but I'm also serious. I can make him sound much much better without him entering the studio for a second take or anything at all. It'd be fun to try to hijack pop culture, instead it endlessly hijacking us.
Wow poor kid.... how can he not realise he sucks that badly.... Oh, and downmarching void? go for it, i wanna hear the remix. Well by 'i wanna' i mean how much more can my ears bleed right?
I've been laughing hysterically the whole time! This is brilliant! You just made my late night/early morning!