Terrorist Bumper Stickers
Whispering Legs
07-06-2005, 12:57
Sample bumper stickers from Gaza and Iraq:
My other car is a bomb
This vehicle makes wide right turns into buildings
Keep honking, I'm rewiring
Visualize World Jihad
My other car is in the abdomens of 50 Israeli civilians!
I blew up 500 friendly Iraqis and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker.
0 to KABOOM in .2 seconds.
My 12-year-old can blow up your honor student
In case of Jihad this car will be exploded
What part of ULLULULULULULULU did you not understand?
Martyrs do it like it's their last time
My kid and YOUR money go to Gitmo Bay.
I'm Muslim but you're ugly and I can blow myself up
Baby Terrorist On Board
If you can read this, there's a car bomb in the trunk.
Fatah you looking at?
Honk if you Beat your Wife
Driver carries only $20 worth of C4
The United Empire
07-06-2005, 13:02
Now that's funny....tell me, did you think of these or get them from some site?
What part of ULLULULULULULULU did you not understand?
I WANT that one!!! :p
Markreich
07-06-2005, 13:07
I've seen the "terrorist hunting club" ones at the parking garage by the train station... they're more common than you might expect in Connecticut.
However, my favorite one is non-terrorist related: some guy has a "Ban China! Buy American!" sticker on his Nissan SUV... :rolleyes:
I do like this one, tho:
http://www.afterthoughtstickers.com/environment/gosolarterrorism.jpg
Cadillac-Gage
07-06-2005, 13:11
I've seen the "terrorist hunting club" ones at the parking garage by the train station... they're more common than you might expect in Connecticut.
However, my favorite one is non-terrorist related: some guy has a "Ban China! Buy American!" sticker on his Nissan SUV... :rolleyes:
I do like this one, tho:
http://www.afterthoughtstickers.com/environment/gosolarterrorism.jpg
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Considering that it may have been assembled in Ohio or Tenessee, (or Kentucky, I don't rightly recall if Nissan specifically has U.S. plants, but Honda does...)
it may have been more ironic than you think.
More Jap cars are built in the U.S. than American cars are... (or so it would seem-you don't read about layoffs at Honda, after all...)
Legless Pirates
07-06-2005, 13:14
Hamas Hamas, this car drives on gas
Whispering Legs
07-06-2005, 13:33
Now that's funny....tell me, did you think of these or get them from some site?
Someone emailed them to me.
Markreich
07-06-2005, 13:34
Considering that it may have been assembled in Ohio or Tenessee, (or Kentucky, I don't rightly recall if Nissan specifically has U.S. plants, but Honda does...)
it may have been more ironic than you think.
More Jap cars are built in the U.S. than American cars are... (or so it would seem-you don't read about layoffs at Honda, after all...)
Nissan does have US plants: http://www.freep.com/money/autonews/nissan30e_20041030.htm
However, buying a Nissan is most assuredly NOT buying American. Yes, they employ American workers, but it's not the same thing. The profits are still leaving the country.
True re: Honda & layoffs, but Nissan isn't in the same boat: http://www.time.com/time/asia/magazine/99/1101/japan.nissan.html
I have these on my car:
http://idiot-ink.com/discinbreed.jpg
http://idiot-ink.com/genepool.jpg
they make me happy
Super-power
08-06-2005, 03:43
That's great! :D
Marrakech II
08-06-2005, 03:48
Someone pissed in your gene pool
Another off topic one is:
My other ride is your daughter
Tactical Grace
08-06-2005, 03:49
What about custom number plates?
Seen on the streets of Manchester:
DSAMA and J1HAD.
Nonconformitism
08-06-2005, 03:51
I have these on my car:
http://idiot-ink.com/discinbreed.jpg
http://idiot-ink.com/genepool.jpg
they make me happy
i NEED that first one!!
Leafanistan
08-06-2005, 03:54
Heh, my other ride is your mom!
OOOO ICE BURN! ;)