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If you are unsatisfied with the amount of fellatio you receive, do not try getting more by accusing your significant other of disliking giving it to you. Such accusations will only make her feel shitty and make it look like you're full of self-pity.

If you are unsatisfied with the amount of fellatio you receive, do not try getting more by accusing your significant other of disliking giving it to you. Such accusations will only make her feel shitty and make it look like you're full of self-pity.

Er, thank you very much. That was the advice I needed.
I personally (as a guy) do not think fellatio is all that great at all.
Cunnigulus is much more fun. :p :D

If you are unsatisfied with the amount of fellatio you receive, do not try getting more by accusing your significant other of disliking giving it to you. Such accusations will only make her feel shitty and make it look like you're full of self-pity.
OK, this is random. Why do you post a generalising thread every time some guy "mistreats" you in real life?

OK, this is random. Why do you post a generalising thread every time some guy "mistreats" you in real life?

She just wants to save the human race, I guess.

Wait, you forgot to tell us what we're supposed to say.

If you are unsatisfied with the amount of fellatio you receive, do not try getting more by accusing your significant other of disliking giving it to you. Such accusations will only make her feel shitty and make it look like you're full of self-pity.
Besides coming up with ever more intricately contrived bullshit responses to achieve a given end is what makes the non-sensical, go nowhere, head games so much fun. Ladies want to know why men are always full of shit? Cause you demand it, fresh and on tap.

If you are unsatisfied with the amount of fellatio you receive, do not try getting more by accusing your significant other of disliking giving it to you. Such accusations will only make her feel shitty and make it look like you're full of self-pity.

I would be satisfied with whatever amount of fellatio you wish to preform upon me. :D

I would be satisfied with whatever amount of fellatio you wish to preform upon me. :D

meet me in that one room at church Dakini. BYOT

OK, this is random. Why do you post a generalising thread every time some guy "mistreats" you in real life?
I'm not generalizing. I'm just hoping to forewarn any guys who might want to put their feet in their mouths.

Besides coming up with ever more intricately contrived bullshit responses to achieve a given end is what makes the non-sensical, go nowhere, head games so much fun. Ladies want to know why men are always full of shit? Cause you demand it, fresh and on tap.
Uh... you don't have to lie, just be somewhat tactful.

It's the difference between someone saying that you suck in bed and someone making suggestions for improvement.

If you are unsatisfied with the amount of fellatio you receive, do not try getting more by accusing your significant other of disliking giving it to you. Such accusations will only make her feel shitty and make it look like you're full of self-pity.

So how would you recommend we increase our dosage of fellatio, then?

My rule of thumb is: If you don't give, you don't get. It's no longer acceptable to demand something and then refuse to reciprocate because "You don't like it." If you don't like giving cunnilingus/fellatio, then be prepared for a relationship in which you don't recieve it, either. Oral sex is pretty standard, in my opinion. A relationship without it would be like buying a car without wheels.
:p

So how would you recommend we increase our dosage of fellatio, then?
Ask for it rather than saying "You don't like to do it to me." or for that matter "my friends get more head then I do"

And I do give as well as receive. One doesn't usually follow the other, usually we end up exhausted after receiving... so it's returned at a later date.

Ask for it rather than saying "You don't like to do it to me." or for that matter "my friends get more head then I do"

And I do give as well as receive. One doesn't usually follow the other, usually we end up exhausted after receiving... so it's returned at a later date.

Yeah, I do that too, it's like sex credit. I like getting in debt though, I'm American.

I'm not generalizing. I'm just hoping to forewarn any guys who might want to put their feet in their mouths.

I think any mature man is intelligent enough to realize that attempting to guilt trip a girl into going down on you will never actually work.

What are cunnigulus/fellatio? I thought fellatio was bestiality!

I think any mature man is intelligent enough to realize that attempting to guilt trip a girl into going down on you will never actually work.

I suppose 'mature' is the key word here. However, if you are a complete b**tard, then what you can do is find a girl who suffers from extremely low self esteem, who was esentially forced to do it in the past, and then use that as a reason why they should do it to you when they *really* don't want to.
Of course, if you do that, you are scum.


Blessings
Cyber

What are cunnigulus/fellatio? I thought fellatio was bestiality!

No, that would be sodomy (I think) Cunnilingus and fellatio are the variants of oral sex. Cunnilingus is man on woman, fellatio is woman on man...

What are cunnigulus/fellatio? I thought fellatio was bestiality!

fellatio is a blowjob. Cunnilingus is a fishburger.

fellatio is a blowjob. Cunnilingus is a fishburger.

LOL!

No, that would be sodomy (I think) Cunnilingus and fellatio are the variants of oral sex. Cunnilingus is man on woman, fellatio is woman on man...

Sodomy is anal sex (generally, although some people have some strange definitions). Bestiality is with animals. Cunnilingus is oral sex on a woman and fellation is oral sex on a man. The sex on the donating partner is not defined.

Blessings
Cyber

Sodomy is anal sex (generally, although some people have some strange definitions). Bestiality is with animals. Cunnilingus is oral sex on a woman and fellation is oral sex on a man. The sex on the donating partner is not defined.

Blessings
Cyber

Sorry for the wrong definition, I was translating from German. In that language, Sodomy is "bestiality" and sometimes also refers to homosexual sex. There's no extre word for anal sex nor is there any translation for "bestiality"

Er, right, thanks everyone… :rolleyes:

Sorry for the wrong definition, I was translating from German. In that language, Sodomy is "bestiality" and sometimes also refers to homosexual sex. There's no extre word for anal sex nor is there any translation for "bestiality"

I take my hat off to you. Or I would if I wore one, but my work has a dress code and I'm not allowed one.
I can barely translate from English to English. And I use so many localised (Scottish, specifically Dundonian) colloquialisms that my partner (~5 years together) sometimes isn't sure what I mean (him being a Manc an' all). When I go south to visit people, I do seriously sometimes have to 'translate' what I mean.

Blessings
Cyber

I take my hat off to you. Or I would if I wore one, but my work has a dress code and I'm not allowed one.
I can barely translate from English to English. And I use so many localised (Scottish, specifically Dundonian) colloquialisms that my partner (~5 years together) sometimes isn't sure what I mean (him being a Manc an' all). When I go south to visit people, I do seriously sometimes have to 'translate' what I mean.

Blessings
Cyber

*lol Thanks. I know how that feels, as I grew up both in Austria and Germany, and no matter what people say, they really do peak two different languages.

hmm I quite new here but uhm..
what ever happened with 'talking to each other'?
Out of date? :o

hmm I quite new here but uhm..
what ever happened with 'talking to each other'?
Out of date? :o I think the general consensus is that's what you should do. :confused: I don't know.

If you are unsatisfied with the amount of fellatio you receive, do not try getting more by accusing your significant other of disliking giving it to you. Such accusations will only make her feel shitty and make it look like you're full of self-pity.

So whats the story behind this?

*lol Thanks. I know how that feels, as I grew up both in Austria and Germany, and no matter what people say, they really do peak two different languages.

Its bad enough in germany, living with one guy from the Schwarzwald and one from somewhere in Bayern, I have one hell of a time trying to understand them!

If you are unsatisfied with the amount of fellatio you receive, do not try getting more by accusing your significant other of disliking giving it to you. Such accusations will only make her feel shitty and make it look like you're full of self-pity.
Haha. Yeah, if she didn't hate giving you head before you say that, she sure as hell will AFTER you say it.

So how would you recommend we increase our dosage of fellatio, then?
The best way to improve your sex life is to have an open, honest, RESPECTFUL conversation about it. You can explain that you really like when your girlfriend performs oral sex on you, that she's good at it, that she's sexy when she does it, etc etc, but you should remember to offer to reciprocate. If you aren't prepared to give as good as you get, then you have no right to be asking for more in the first place :).

You can also try to figure out if she may have some personal issues with giving oral sex; some girls believe that it's dirty, that it is degrading, that it makes them a slut or a doormat, or that you will lose respect for them if they perform oral sex. Many girls have such views drummed into them for most of their lives, so it may take some time to help her become more comfortable with sexplay. You have to be patient if you want it to be really good in the end.

It's the difference between someone saying that you suck in bed and someone making suggestions for improvement.

Isn't that the intended goal? ;) :eek:

I've never had to ask.

I asked once.... that was weird

But she didn't have a problem with it, so it was just a okay

I asked once.... that was weird

But she didn't have a problem with it, so it was just a okay

I've had a different problem - there have been times when I really didn't want to be fellated (hey, there's a perfectly good vagina in range), and the women were actually upset that I didn't want to be fellated (one to the point of crying).

I've had a different problem - there have been times when I really didn't want to be fellated (hey, there's a perfectly good vagina in range), and the women were actually upset that I didn't want to be fellated (one to the point of crying).
LOL. That's..........I can explain it........hilarious?