Funniest thing you've overheard recently
ProMonkians
06-06-2005, 20:37
Mine: Today on the way home I passed some kids on the canal (must have been about 8yrs old). One kid shouts across to his friend "Hey, do you use a pencil and a sharpener", other kid responds "Aye!", first kid: "Ewwwwwwwwwwwww" (is seriously grossed out). :D
I found this really funny, mostly because I can remember doing the exact same thinhs when I was around that age...
Markreich
06-06-2005, 20:44
Mine: Today on the way home I passed some kids on the canal (must have been about 8yrs old). One kid shouts across to his friend "Hey, do you use a pencil and a sharpener", other kid responds "Aye!", first kid: "Ewwwwwwwwwwwww" (is seriously grossed out). :D
I found this really funny, mostly because I can remember doing the exact same thinhs when I was around that age...
This didn't translate to me at all, and this Connecticut Yankee has seen every episode of Monarch of the Glen... :D
Please explain?
ProMonkians
06-06-2005, 20:45
The pencil and pencil sharpener are used here as metaphors for boddily parts...
Whispering Legs
06-06-2005, 20:46
"I will now seek passage to Norway where they are at least enlightened enough to recognize that women should pay for the privilege of fellating us."
Markreich
06-06-2005, 20:50
"I will now seek passage to Norway where they are at least enlightened enough to recognize that women should pay for the privilege of fellating us."
BWHAHAHAHAHA!!
Hands down, that's the funniest thing I heard today, just ahead of the attemped wall of shaving cream to stop running a 3" cockroach...
Markreich
06-06-2005, 20:51
The pencil and pencil sharpener are used here as metaphors for boddily parts...
I figured that out, but I still don't get it. Sorry.
i was flipping through some channels and heard what was meant to be 'feed the cattle that are sold', as 'feed the cattle of our soul'.... hmmm, very poetic....
Kryozerkia
06-06-2005, 21:00
There was a blackout at my office today...
Some lady said, "the laptops still work."
Thank you, captain obvious!
Texpunditistan
06-06-2005, 21:07
There was a blackout at my office today...
Some lady said, "the laptops still work."
Thank you, captain obvious!
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Too bad the servers are down. :D
Texpunditistan
06-06-2005, 21:07
"I will now seek passage to Norway where they are at least enlightened enough to recognize that women should pay for the privilege of fellating us."
That. Is. Classic!!!
That is SO getting sigged. :D
Kryozerkia
06-06-2005, 21:12
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Too bad the servers are down. :D
I know... It was so bad...and the sad thing is, everyone has to work with a computer here...
The Mindset
06-06-2005, 21:30
"Is India in Pakistan?" - My sister.