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If Colodia jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?

Colodia
06-06-2005, 04:04
Discuss and swear your alligence!
Potaria
06-06-2005, 04:06
You wouldn't jump off a cliff. I'd push you off.

:D
The Black Forrest
06-06-2005, 04:08
How about dancing a jig? ;)
Spaam
06-06-2005, 04:08
No... cos then I couldn't take advantage of your dead body! :D
The Downmarching Void
06-06-2005, 04:14
No. But I could be induced to help him to his leap in clever and dastardly ways. Send payments of Cashmoney and recreational pharmacuticals in an envelope with no return adress to: Evil Genius Ink, PO Box 234211B, Moosefactory, Ont. L5D 9I3. If sufficient donations accumalate, I willl induce Colodia's tragic mishap with an angry humming, a hedge of rosebushes and other devices until with a head long leap from said cliff, Colodia gracefully splatters the rocks below in vaguely Jackson Pollock fashion.
Iztatepopotla
06-06-2005, 04:43
No, but I would probably walk to the edge of the cliff... and throw a couple of rocks for good measure.
Colodia
06-06-2005, 06:11
Well we have ONE guy who would.
Evil Arch Conservative
06-06-2005, 06:56
I'd jump, but I'd probably live. It'd be a impressive sight seeing Jesus descend from heaven, catch me, and place me down gently at the bottom of the cliff.
Lashie
06-06-2005, 08:34
Well that would depend on how high the cliff was, whether i had a parachute etc... :D
Commie Catholics
06-06-2005, 08:39
I don't really know who you are so No.
Commie Catholics
06-06-2005, 08:52
Well that would depend on how high the cliff was, whether i had a parachute etc... :D

Any particular reason for posting that twice?
BLARGistania
06-06-2005, 08:53
Yes, wait, no.

What the hell are we talking about.
Jello Biafra
06-06-2005, 10:06
No, but if I have the inclination, I might organize a few people to hold a blanket at the bottom of the cliff for you to fall in. Like firefighters do when people jump from burning buildings.
FairyTInkArisen
06-06-2005, 10:09
well obviously my life wouldn't be worth living without you so yeah, may as well
Rogue Newbie
06-06-2005, 11:21
Only to stab you repeatedly as you fell with a rusty steak knife.
Harlesburg
06-06-2005, 11:22
Whats this about jumping?
I pushed you f00!
Damn you to hell Potaria Damn you to Hells
*Damns him to Hell*
*shakes fist*
BackwoodsSquatches
06-06-2005, 11:32
Colodia, although we dont know each other, and have never met....

I consider us freinds...

You hurt...I hurt.

You fight..I fight.

You cry..I cry with you...

You jump off a cliff...

Im gonna miss your dumb ass. =)
Lunatic Goofballs
06-06-2005, 11:34
Discuss and swear your alligence!

It depends whether you live or not. And how serious your injuries are. If you survive, and don't require immediate medical aid, I probably would jump too.

But I'm not totally stupid. If you didn't survive, and I had to jump anyway, I'd try to land on your corpse. Hopefully, the smashed pulp of your remains will provide some cushioning. :)
Monkeypimp
06-06-2005, 11:38
Well if my good m8s Kanabia and Tink are jumping, I don't want to be left out...



See you all at the bottom.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-06-2005, 11:38
Well if my good m8s Kanabia and Tink are jumping, I don't want to be left out...



See you all at the bottom.

Good. More cushions. :)
Monkeypimp
06-06-2005, 11:40
Good. More cushions. :)

Ha! They'll be pealing your busted body off my corpse. Try not to stick to me.
Harlesburg
06-06-2005, 11:46
Well if my good m8s Kanabia and Tink are jumping, I don't want to be left out...



See you all at the bottom.
But who will cook my Pizza?......
Lunatic Goofballs
06-06-2005, 11:47
Ha! They'll be pealing your busted body off my corpse. Try not to stick to me.

Friends should stick together. :)
BackwoodsSquatches
06-06-2005, 11:47
Ha! They'll be pealing your busted body off my corpse. Try not to stick to me.


Bad news.

Hes a clown.

Clowns can consume your lifeforce to replenish their own.

Why do you think they always wear those big floppy shoes?
Lunatic Goofballs
06-06-2005, 11:49
Bad news.

Hes a clown.

Clowns can consume your lifeforce to replenish their own.

Why do you think they always wear those big floppy shoes?

Shh. Trade secret. For that matter, how did YOU find out?
BackwoodsSquatches
06-06-2005, 11:54
Shh. Trade secret. For that matter, how did YOU find out?


Im wise to the ways of your kind!

Since a small child I could see through the greasepaint to witness the taint of evil...(I just said "taint")
Ive seen the warnings....Gacy...It...Killer Clowns From Outer Space....

I know what evil lies in the heart of any ballon-animal artist!

I know that the way they get so many clowns in the car is through a portal to HELL!!

WHERES MAH RIFLE?
Monkeypimp
06-06-2005, 11:56
But who will cook my Pizza?......

I don't cook the damn things, I just deliver them. I got time and a half today as well. Horray.


Friends should stick together. :)

It'll add an interesting aspect to your clowing act if you survive and I don't but we're still stuck together :D. Please alter my pants as fashion dictates.


Bad news.

Hes a clown.

Clowns can consume your lifeforce to replenish their own.

Why do you think they always wear those big floppy shoes?

Will my withered lifeforce-less corpse still be stuck to him?
BackwoodsSquatches
06-06-2005, 11:59
Will my withered lifeforce-less corpse still be stuck to him?

He may decide to tan your innards to make ballons.
Harlesburg
06-06-2005, 12:03
I don't cook the damn things, I just deliver them. I got time and a half today as well. Horray.
Well that dosent detract from the fact i need you....
*pouts*

*I was going to edit but eh ill eat em raw....
Colodia
06-06-2005, 14:42
Great, we'll all have a party!

Just us and the dead newbs we fell on!

Who's bringing the alcohol?
Legless Pirates
06-06-2005, 14:44
is it a really low cliff?

cause I accidentally voted yes
The Imperial Navy
06-06-2005, 14:50
Well yeah but i'd have a hang glider so I can glide off for a holiday in france. And a reserve parachute in case it fails... and a rocket pack if that fails. and an inflatable boat if that fails. So i'd be fine to jump.
Carnivorous Lickers
06-06-2005, 15:01
No, but I would stay to watch the splat or splash.
Czardas
06-06-2005, 16:40
You wouldn't jump off a cliff. I'd push you off.

:DNo, I would. Please?


And if Tink, Kanabia, and Monkeypimp all jumped off too, I probably would. In a parachute. Holding three long spears points downwards. :D

There's a reason why I'm the least popular NSer...

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Stelleriana
06-06-2005, 16:44
Who?
Lashie
07-06-2005, 08:45
No, I would. Please?


And if Tink, Kanabia, and Monkeypimp all jumped off too, I probably would. In a parachute. Holding three long spears points downwards. :D

There's a reason why I'm the least popular NSer...

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Well i don't hate you :) Although you're last comment wasn't particularly nice... :(

*thinks for a while*

no, i still don't hate you
Legless Pirates
07-06-2005, 08:57
No, I would. Please?


And if Tink, Kanabia, and Monkeypimp all jumped off too, I probably would. In a parachute. Holding three long spears points downwards. :D

There's a reason why I'm the least popular NSer...

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
The question is: who is not gonna get speared? :eek:

*dum dum dum*

*cut to commercials*
HC Eredivisie
07-06-2005, 10:00
Of course I would jump, who wouldn't? :confused:
Moleland
07-06-2005, 12:00
Nah, I wouldn't jump, and make my way safeely to the bottom, and dig a mass grave for all the corpses to go in... and loot the corpses... then cover the corpses... then leave...
Czardas
07-06-2005, 12:46
Well i don't hate you :) Although you're last comment wasn't particularly nice... :(

*thinks for a while*

no, i still don't hate youYay! Someone doesn't hate me, mildly dislike me, or find me mildly annoying! ;)


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
FairyTInkArisen
07-06-2005, 12:49
Yay! Someone doesn't hate me, mildly dislike me, or find me mildly annoying! ;)


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
I used to like you
Moleland
07-06-2005, 12:53
I used to like you

Ahh... Kiss and make up! :p
FairyTInkArisen
07-06-2005, 12:56
Ahh... Kiss and make up! :p
he still hasn't apologised for being mean to me
Czardas
07-06-2005, 13:14
he still hasn't apologised for being mean to meI was mean to you?

Hmmm...are you talking about the anti-Cult thread?

Or perhaps my blaming you for everything because you were 'in authority'?

Or perhaps the fact that I didn't accept you as the 'Queen of General'?

Or my post just a bit farther up?

Or.... okay, okay, I get the point! :D

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
FairyTInkArisen
07-06-2005, 13:17
I was mean to you?

Hmmm...are you talking about the anti-Cult thread?

Or perhaps my blaming you for everything because you were 'in authority'?

Or perhaps the fact that I didn't accept you as the 'Queen of General'?

Or my post just a bit farther up?

Or.... okay, okay, I get the point! :D

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universeit was the anti-cult thread that wasn't even an anti-cult thread, it was an anti-me thread! i don't care if you don't like my stupid cult, i don't care if you don't like the stupid Queen thing, i care that you were mean to me for absolutely no reason whatsoever!
Moleland
07-06-2005, 13:18
Ok Tink. I'm real sorry for being horrible to you.

But you know that hate=love. I really love you Sooo much.

Can you forgive me?

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Look, he has said sorry?
FairyTInkArisen
07-06-2005, 13:20
Look, he has said sorry?
i'm not an idiot
Czardas
07-06-2005, 13:24
i'm not an idiotI'm not either. No matter how much I look like one.

*to the sidelines* Stop sniggering!!!

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Monkeypimp
07-06-2005, 13:26
*to the sidelines* Stop sniggering!!!


I tried but it's too hard.
Czardas
07-06-2005, 13:30
I tried but it's too hard.(To Monkeypimp) I knew someone would say that.

(To Tink) I'm sorry about the anti-Cult thread, I meant it as just that—not a player-bashing thread, it got locked anyway (I almost got an Official Warning for flaming from the mods, too!) and basically, I hate apologizing, it makes me feel like I'm not standing by my word, but anyway...forget it. (Please. The mods now have an eye on me. ;))

(To the mods) I'm sorry for hijacking this thread. *Runs away*

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
FairyTInkArisen
07-06-2005, 13:33
(To Monkeypimp) I knew someone would say that.

(To Tink) I'm sorry about the anti-Cult thread, I meant it as just that—not a player-bashing thread, it got locked anyway (I almost got an Official Warning for flaming from the mods, too!) and basically, I hate apologizing, it makes me feel like I'm not standing by my word, but anyway...forget it. (Please. The mods now have an eye on me. ;))

(To the mods) I'm sorry for hijacking this thread. *Runs away*

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
apology accepted
Moleland
07-06-2005, 13:34
i'm not an idiot

How'd you see through my deception :o
Kryozerkia
07-06-2005, 13:38
Discuss and swear your alligence!
What alligence? Damn, you're egotiscal! :D
Czardas
07-06-2005, 13:39
How'd you see through my deception :o
Hmmm...she realized moles don't have computers? ;)

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Moleland
07-06-2005, 13:42
Hmmm...she realized moles don't have computers? ;)

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Stop it you!

You're in my party! tried to get tink to kiss you, dumbass!

I was on your side...

:(
Czardas
07-06-2005, 13:58
Stop it you!

You're in my party! tried to get tink to kiss you, dumbass!

I was on your side...

:(My apologies. I didn't realize I was spilling state secrets.

And btw, I wouldn't want a kiss from Tink even if she wanted to give me one. So you weren't helping.


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Moleland
07-06-2005, 14:03
My apologies. I didn't realize I was spilling state secrets.

And btw, I wouldn't want a kiss from Tink even if she wanted to give me one. So you weren't helping.


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Ok...

Talking about the party, you haven't been on the forum recently, have you?
Czardas
07-06-2005, 16:00
Ok...

Talking about the party, you haven't been on the forum recently, have you?Yes I have :p

http://s9.invisionfree.com/MOBRA/index.php?act=Members&max_results=10&sort_key=posts&sort_order=desc

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Moleland
07-06-2005, 16:56
I meant today...