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The new McMethamphetamine burger contains a special ingredient which increases the metabolism, supresses apetite, and gives you the energy to work out for days at a time without the need for sleep.

www.rednova.com/news/oddities/153614/mo_officers_hamburger_laced_with_meth/

Har Har.

I was expecting a McAir Burger myself. :p

The new McMethamphetamine burger contains a special ingredient which increases the metabolism, supresses apetite, and gives you the energy to work out for days at a time without the need for sleep.

www.rednova.com/news/oddities/153614/mo_officers_hamburger_laced_with_meth/

That sucks. It was even in my own city, and I didn't heear about it. I need to get my hands on one of those.