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The wedding present

The Nazz
04-06-2005, 17:00
Sometimes you just find a story you couldn't make up if you tried. This is such a story (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1117538710756F200).

Zagreb - Word to the wise: never have sex with your husband's best man, especially at your wedding.

One bride in Croatia refused to heed the warning and was caught in the act with the best man in a toilet stall at her wedding reception.

Doctors then had to be called in when the couple were trapped together by a muscle spasm after a friend of the groom walked in on them.

Unable to be pulled apart, the couple had to endure a procession of wedding guests who came to see what they had been doing before doctors could turn up.

Eventually, after a trip to the hospital, the bride was given an injection to relax her muscles, allowing the best man to get free.

The wedding party did, however, continue after the groom announced the celebrations were to mark his divorce rather than his wedding. - Ananova.com

I was going to try to come up with a witty rejoinder to this story, but I got nothing.