NationStates Jolt Archive

How about a cigarette lighter featuring the image of Osama bin Laden and planes crashing into the twin towers?

www.atimes.com/atimes/Southeast_Asia/GF03Ae01.html

Gives me an idea. How about Abu Graib memorabilia? T-shirts with your face superimposed on Lynddie England's body holding a naked Iraqi on a leash, or Perhaps toilet paper with verses from the Koran printed on it.

Why should the America haters have all the commemorative doodads?

It's quite freaky, eh?

That is the most canadian man ever

The world is loaded with opportunist scumbags looking for a nice fat teat to latch onto.
We should start producing cheaper imitations of the same crap products and steal their market.

http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Southeast_Asia/images/Bin3.gif

Barbie's new macho Boyfriend?

http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Southeast_Asia/images/Bin3.gif

Barbie's new macho Boyfriend?
I thought Barbie was happy being married to Ken and cheating on Ken with GI Joe.

I saw a box once being sold at a shop in town which said 'For the man who has everything.' Inside was a badge that said 'I have everything'.

I thought Barbie was happy being married to Ken and cheating on Ken with GI Joe.
maybe she is cheating on all of them :D :D :eek: :D

maybe she is cheating on all of them :D :D :eek: :D
She sure is busy for someone who's not even anatomically correct.

A mini-fridge?

The world is loaded with opportunist scumbags looking for a nice fat teat to latch onto.
We should start producing cheaper imitations of the same crap products and steal their market.

China's doing it already!!

I don't work for, nor represent the company in anyway, and dont want to get in trouble by the mods for advertising something, but I know a great website where you can get reallllllllllllllly offensive t-shirts like mentioned above... Just saying...... you can get em.....

I don't work for, nor represent the company in anyway, and dont want to get in trouble by the mods for advertising something, but I know a great website where you can get reallllllllllllllly offensive t-shirts like mentioned above... Just saying...... you can get em.....
Is it Tshirt hell? I won't provide a link because it's naughty, but is it?

I saw a box once being sold at a shop in town which said 'For the man who has everything.' Inside was a badge that said 'I have everything'.


:D heeheeheehee. I find that far too funny. Looks like my sense of humour is dead again :(

How about a cigarette lighter featuring the image of Osama bin Laden and planes crashing into the twin towers?

www.atimes.com/atimes/Southeast_Asia/GF03Ae01.html

Gives me an idea. How about Abu Graib memorabilia? T-shirts with your face superimposed on Lynddie England's body holding a naked Iraqi on a leash, or Perhaps toilet paper with verses from the Koran printed on it.

Why should the America haters have all the commemorative doodads?
It's free capitalism and business-as-usual consumerism. Deal.

I'd pay between 15 and 20USD for that.

What to give to the man who has everything?













Antibiotics, of course :p

T-shirts with your face superimposed on Lynddie England's body holding a naked Iraqi on a leash
I'd buy that.

http://www.dasmusik.net/forums/images/smilies/look.gif

http://gprime.net/video.php/supersoakerflamethrower

oh, and also one of these...

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812/11/flame.thrower.car/

Sandals that actually fit.

How about a cigarette lighter featuring the image of Osama bin Laden and planes crashing into the twin towers?

www.atimes.com/atimes/Southeast_Asia/GF03Ae01.html

Gives me an idea. How about Abu Graib memorabilia? T-shirts with your face superimposed on Lynddie England's body holding a naked Iraqi on a leash, or Perhaps toilet paper with verses from the Koran printed on it.

Why should the America haters have all the commemorative doodads?
No... None of those things are fun.

I thought Barbie was happy being married to Ken and cheating on Ken with GI Joe.
Slighty off topic, and just plain odd...

Feb. 2004, Mattel announces that Barbie and Ken have split up. (http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/02/12/offbeat.barbie.breakup.ap/index.html)

After 43 years as one of the world's prettiest pairs, the perfect plastic couple is breaking up. The couple's "business manager," Russell Arons, vice president of marketing at Mattel, said that Barbie and Ken "feel it's time to spend some quality time -- apart."

"Like other celebrity couples, their Hollywood romance has come to an end," said Arons, who quickly added that the duo "will remain friends." :rolleyes:

Antimatter.

Antimatter.
Yes, yes...
But how would you wrap it? :D

Not sure...but at least the next time he needed a gift you could get him a replacement for whatever he chose to set the antimatter down on.

http://gprime.net/video.php/supersoakerflamethrower
I love flamethrowers. Pity I can't legagly use mine, except for 1 week a year @ Burningman. The super soaker flmae thrower is a very bad idea, since plastic tends to melt. I made my own flamethrower and its a hell of a lot of fun. I've set myself on fire twice and been set on fire by other flamethrower weilding maniacs 10 or 11 times. Its a lot of fun though.

I am a pyromaniac, but my insanity has healthy outlets (like flame throwers!)

"everybody has a little secret he keeps/
I light the fires while the city sleeps"


Oily rags are special things/
they look to me like shiny rings
they go with a can of kerosine/
its lots of fun, you can't refuse it

You know that it would be untrue/
You know that I would be a liar/
If I were to say to you/
I didn't set your dad on fire!

If you love sombody/
why not set them on fire?

Here in the US, flamethrowers are only subject to the restrictions of local fire codes (which primarily restrict the setting of fires in general - not the ownership of the flamethrower).

A great many farmers have them for burning back brush.

I've bought firearms when I've been pressed to buy something for someone who has everything (and also has a great deal of money).

Sometimes, you can be a rich guy, but your wife won't let you buy a firearm.

So I step in and help out. I love the looks on their faces - he's happy and she has this nasty look on her face.