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At least in Germany they know where Bushs place is. When will the American people wake up and impeach this war criminal? The dems need to retake congress next year and hold hearings on the Downing Street memos and use it to bring down the most sick and evil administration to ever curse the American landscape

Police in Germany are hunting pranksters who have been sticking
miniature flag portraits of US President George W. Bush into piles of
dog poo in public parks. Josef Oettl, parks administrator for
Bayreuth, said: "This has been going on for about a year now, and
there must be 2,000 to 3,000 piles of excrement that have been
claimed during that time."

The series of incidents was originally thought to be some sort of
protest against the US-led invasion ofIraq. And then when it
continued it was thought to be a protest against President George W.
Bush's campaign for re-election. But it is still going on and the
police say they are completely baffled as to who is to blame. "We
have sent out extra patrols to try to catch whoever is doing this in
the act," said police spokesman Reiner Kuechler. "But frankly, we
don't know what we
would do if we caught them red handed." Legal experts say there is no
law against using feces as a flag stand and the federal legal experts
say there is no law against using feces as a flag stand and the
federal constitution is vague on the issue.
http://www.preemptivekarma.com/archives/2005/05/eloquence_in_po.html

That's not very nice.

Like Germans should talk about electing government officials. :rolleyes: Sarcasm for those who dont get it.

That's not very nice.
The best way to deal with old Boney is to ignore him Fox. He/She is just a little person full of hate and they are best left by themselves. :)

Wow, anonymously littering and defacing pictures of the president of another country. What rebels.

Nice bit of flamebait there, Boner. :rolleyes:

thats HIGH larious

Wow, anonymously littering and defacing pictures of the president of another country. What rebels.Now they're going to go back to their college dorms to smoke pot and talk about how America is run by a bunch of capitalist, pig bastards. These guys are as bad as the Terrorists.

It is funny and not forbidden and it doesn't do anybody harm - so what's wrong about it?

Myself - I wanted to make pinatas of G Bush and sell them. I didn't cuz I dont know how to make pinatas. Then I see a crank yankers episode about 3 months later using the idea for a crank call. Oh well.

You know there might be a more mature and less disgusting way of showing people your side of the story. Just a suggestion.

Nice bit of flamebait there, Boner. :rolleyes:

If this thread is flamebaiting than so is this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=423531) . It's the same difference.

Heh! I like it.

I suppose the rest of you would prefer Germany express it's political opinions through genocide and imperial conquest or something.

These guys are as bad as the Terrorists.

ROTFL - I hope you were kidding, because if you truly believe that, well, umm, seek help..lol

That's not very nice.
its art

Woohoo Germany, way to show us your maturity!

Like Germans should talk about electing government officials. :rolleyes: Sarcasm for those who dont get it.
at least in Germany everyones allowed to vote...

its art
http://www.preemptivekarma.com/archives/bushpooflag-thumb.jpg
Pretty disgusting art.

The best way to deal with old Boney is to ignore him Fox. He/She is just a little person full of hate and they are best left by themselves. :)
the only way for evil to triumph is for old boneys to do nothing

Heh! I like it.

I suppose the rest of you would prefer Germany express it's political opinions through genocide and imperial conquest or something.
Since some seem to make no distinction...
These guys are as bad as the Terrorists.
I would have to guess so...

Wow, anonymously littering and defacing pictures of the president of another country. What rebels.
theyre fighting terrorism creatively and non violently--I think its inspiring

I Don't Know What To Say,except I'm Not Surprised. Europe Hates America And America Hates Europe; At Least I Do.

But I Wouldn't Go Around Putting A Picture Of Chirac Or Schroeder In Dog Crap. That's Wrong. The Germans Have Sunk To An All-time Low Here. I'm Disappointed. :(

That is hilarious. Finally, a protest worthy of George W. Bush.

Woohoo Germany, way to show us your maturity!
Its not all Germans, dummy. I'm willing to bet on averge we're more mature than the average American. Admittedly, Georgie brings down that average quite a bit.

Nice bit of flamebait there, Boner. :rolleyes:
its a german mystery and a real story--I cant help it if the truth is on fire

http://www.preemptivekarma.com/archives/bushpooflag-thumb.jpg
Pretty disgusting art.

Are you saying the President of the USA looks "disgusting?" Or that his natural charisma isn't enough to offset that of even one small, and honestly harmless looking dog turd? Either way you're not doing the President a favor with your disturbing lack of faith.

That is hilarious. Finally, a protest worthy of George W. Bush.
lol

theyre fighting terrorism creatively and non violently--I think its inspiring

YOU UNAPPRICIATIVE IDIOT.

But I Wouldn't Go Around Putting A Picture Of Chirac Or Schroeder In Dog Crap. That's Wrong. The Germans Have Sunk To An All-time Low Here. I'm Disappointed. :(

Yeah, that is wrong, but lying about invading countries isn't as much. No, let us instead be "disappointed" about a funny way of protest. :rolleyes:

(Sinuhue - this is for you!)

I Don't Know What To Say,except I'm Not Surprised. Europe Hates America And America Hates Europe; At Least I Do.

But I Wouldn't Go Around Putting A Picture Of Chirac Or Schroeder In Dog Crap. That's Wrong. The Germans Have Sunk To An All-time Low Here. I'm Disappointed. :(
We'd have our legislature and not just some artists do something real mature like start calling it "Freedom Potato Salad.."

YOU UNAPPRICIATIVE IDIOT.

See, now this would be flaming....

http://www.preemptivekarma.com/archives/bushpooflag-thumb.jpg
Pretty disgusting art.
Good art should be unsettling.

You know there might be a more mature and less disgusting way of showing people your side of the story. Just a suggestion.
but what would be the point of that?

Woohoo Germany, way to show us your maturity!
The world hates Bush--get used to it

At least in Germany they know where Bushs place is. When will the American people wake up and impeach this war criminal? The dems need to retake congress next year and hold hearings on the Downing Street memos and use it to bring down the most sick and evil administration to ever curse the American landscape


http://www.preemptivekarma.com/archives/2005/05/eloquence_in_po.html

Are you saying that Germans are so pathetic that they like to play with with dog feces in protest?


Maybe we should give you that SC seat/veto after all....out of pity.

Are you saying that Germans are so pathetic that they like to play with with dog feces in protest?


Maybe we should give you that SC seat/veto after all....out of pity.

Freedom fries. Kettle, meet pot. And I don't know how you do it, but one needn't even touch a turd to put something on it.

I Don't Know What To Say,except I'm Not Surprised. Europe Hates America And America Hates Europe; At Least I Do.

But I Wouldn't Go Around Putting A Picture Of Chirac Or Schroeder In Dog Crap. That's Wrong. The Germans Have Sunk To An All-time Low Here. I'm Disappointed. :(
Please dont equate Bush with America--Bush has FAR more in common with the Saudi Royal family then anything American

It is funny and not forbidden and it doesn't do anybody harm - so what's wrong about it?

Except for showing how impotent Germany is? Nothing I guess, keep it up if it makes you feel better.

See, now this would be flaming....
but im not opposed to flaming--Im not a ninny that way :)

Except for showing how impotent Germany is? Nothing I guess, keep it up if it makes you feel better.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/03/11/sprj.irq.fries/

Except for showing how impotent Germany is? Nothing I guess, keep it up if it makes you feel better.
America looks pretty impotent right now--in Iraq

Let's not argue about who's country is impotent and whose isn't. I mean how would that argument be settled? By giant erections from each country? Honestly people, I don't care if Germany needs viagra to get it up, go argue the size and power of national wangs somewhere that I don't have to see the 'evidence.'

Freedom fries. Kettle, meet pot. And I don't know how you do it, but one needn't even touch a turd to put something on it.

Dude, I know a lot of French fries are made of, shall we say "questionable materials," but dog feces is a little bit disparaging. Even to Burger King. :p

A nice way to demonstrate your opinions, better than some violent methods I saw on the TV.

I like it, it's hilarious :D

It's amazing how many people here now hate all of Germany for a few pranksters and their flags of Georgie. That's called "stereotyping" and is frowned upon by the mature.

Freedom fries. Kettle, meet pot. And I don't know how you do it, but one needn't even touch a turd to put something on it.

You are so weird.

You just equated politicians trying to score soundbite points on tv with regular people actualy playing around with dog shit.

BTW: It just occurs to me, why is there so much dog shit lying around for you "brave" protesters to play with?

For the most partobviously we have some sog shit lying around) even barbaric countries like the US can keep their squares and cities clean, why cant you civilized Euros?

Oh, what does Freedom fries and kettles and pots have to do with anything, except for one who is projecting a incredible amount of defensiveness?

You are so weird.

You just equated politicians trying to score soundbite points on tv with regular people actualy playing around with dog shit.

BTW: It just occurs to me, why is there so much dog shit lying around for you "brave" protesters to play with?

For the most partobviously we have some sog shit lying around) even barbaric countries like the US can keep their squares and cities clean, why cant you civilized Euros?

Oh, what does Freedom fries and kettles and pots have to do with anything, except for one who is projecting a incredible amount of defensiveness?
why is the truth like acid in the face of neocons?
these protesters are just saying openly what the world already knows
BUSH IS SHIT

You are so weird.

You just equated politicians trying to score soundbite points on tv with regular people actualy playing around with dog shit.

Actually... YOU just did that! ^


BTW: It just occurs to me, why is there so much dog shit lying around for you "brave" protesters to play with?

For the most partobviously we have some sog shit lying around) even barbaric countries like the US can keep their squares and cities clean, why cant you civilized Euros?

Oh we do? No we don't. There's not only dog shit in our cities, there's dog shit running the country. Some people try to keep clean by running after their dogs with plastic bags wrapped around their hands, and they pick up the poo with their hands and then get a new bag, waiting for the next time they get to exercise cleanliness by holding dog shit in their hands. All for the incredibly fruitless goal of keeping the dirty cities clean of dog shit.

Meanwhile you think that's normal, whereas using dog shit to make political statements is some sort of aberrant waste? (A waste of waste?)

at least in Germany everyones allowed to vote...

You forgot to highlight my post for the full effect. :rolleyes:

You are so weird.

Why, thank you. One does try.

You just equated politicians trying to score soundbite points on tv with regular people actualy playing around with dog shit.

Yes, the immature people are in leading positions in the US and not in Europe. Shocking, I know.

Also, I don't understand your preoccupation with touching poo. Putting a flag in it really doesn't need to entail any contact with it, at all. You should look over how you "play" with things. It just might not be healthy for you.

BTW: It just occurs to me, why is there so much dog shit lying around for you "brave" protesters to play with?

There isn't. At least not that I've seen. The motocrottes and the dog toilets tend to be quite effective.

For the most partobviously we have some sog shit lying around) even barbaric countries like the US can keep their squares and cities clean, why cant you civilized Euros?

Ah, someone missed all those amenities while in Europe, it seems.

Oh, what does Freedom fries and kettles and pots have to do with anything, except for one who is projecting a incredible amount of defensiveness?

"A pot calling a kettle black."

why is the truth like acid in the face of neocons?
these protesters are just saying openly what the world already knows
BUSH IS SHIT

You really are a new kind of stupid aren't you? I mean, I have met stupid people before; you seemingly embody everything that designates them as such yet to a profoundly more pronounced degree. A whole new kind of stupid, we need to name this phenomenon...

You really are a new kind of stupid aren't you? I mean, I have met stupid people before; you seemingly embody everything that designates them as such yet to a profoundly more pronounced degree. A whole new kind of stupid, we need to name this phenomenon...
Geez man, at least if your going to flame at least be a little more specific...

Except for showing how impotent Germany is? Nothing I guess, keep it up if it makes you feel better.
Oh, you're just jealous you didn't come up with the idea, aren't you? Freedom of speech is great thing, and freedom of art and freedom of political protest, too.

Sure, this is an somewhat disgusting way to express an political attitude. But its still nicer then waving signs with "Thank god for Aids" in front of people who just lost someone they love. German protestors are sissys compared to the ignorant, idiotic yet agressive protestors in the USA. I cant even answer why they are so, they just are. Of course thats stupid. Why dont just be nice to each other, get Bush out of the white house and someone competent into it (same with each other government. The german government is also incompetent like shit)

Oh, you're just jealous you didn't come up with the idea, aren't you? Freedom of speech is great thing, and freedom of art and freedom of political protest, too.


Hehehehe, only Germany could make Freedom of Expression smell like shit, look like shit, feel like shit, etc, etc, etc...

Hehehehe, only Germany could make Freedom of Expression smell like shit, look like shit, feel like shit, etc, etc, etc...
Not that familiar with american protest art, are ya?

I think this thread is attracting flies.

LOL

This is one of the funniest things I've heard all week.

Thanks for making me smile and giggle.

LOL

This is one of the funniest things I've heard all week.

Thanks for making me smile and giggle.

What's funny is after the Germans elect Merkel, they'll be doing it to their own leader.

Not that familiar with american protest art, are ya?

Not to an extreme degree, no. Most of what I see in American protest is intense irony.

As a proud American, I find these very insulting... to dog poo.

Myself - I wanted to make pinatas of G Bush and sell them. I didn't cuz I dont know how to make pinatas. Then I see a crank yankers episode about 3 months later using the idea for a crank call. Oh well.

I would finance that venture :)

I would finance that venture :)

honestly though, I think it shoudl be done with all popular figures, Bush, kerry (at the time), Osama, Saddam. I know it would make money. I'm just too lazy and ignorant of business and finance to implement it. So anyone of you who wants to can have the idea and profit from me. On me. I *heart* you all

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Wow now the general board is arguing over dog crap? :rolleyes:

Deal with it people.

How many of you offended types would be offended if it was Bill's picture?

Wow now the general board is arguing over dog crap? :rolleyes:

Deal with it people.

How many of you offended types would be offended if it was Bill's picture?

I would be incensed if people were to do this to Bill Shatner.

Yes, the immature people are in leading positions in the US and not in Europe. Shocking, I know.

Good one, I blindly walked into that.


Ah, someone missed all those amenities while in Europe, it seems.


Sorry, after being told I had to pay extra for the privelege of sitting down, while I drank the coffee I had ordered, i thought it was better to look but not touch.

The coffee was very good and all, but your cup of regular joe = our cup of expresso. And what is the deal with the size of your meals? Is food scarce? Food is pretty much free here if you are willing to carve and cook it yourself.



"A pot calling a kettle black."

You know better. I was making fun of your assertion, it wasnt that i didnt understand it.

The above posts are right. It's not like these nazis are getting into planes and killing people, they're just quietly expressing their freedom of speech in a manner that makes them feel like they're rebels. Just leave them in peace so they can go write in their live journals about how they showed the capitalist Americans what's what, and how nobody understands them.

Knowing Germany's history of dealing with stress, we should commend this outlet.

I Don't Know What To Say,except I'm Not Surprised. Europe Hates America And America Hates Europe; At Least I Do.

But I Wouldn't Go Around Putting A Picture Of Chirac Or Schroeder In Dog Crap. That's Wrong. The Germans Have Sunk To An All-time Low Here. I'm Disappointed. :(
Really? all-time low? Worse than Hitler? That low?

I would be incensed if people were to do this to Bill Shatner.

:D

The above posts are right. It's not like these nazis are getting into planes and killing people
:confused:
Are you claiming Germany is Nazi?

Oh, you're just jealous you didn't come up with the idea, aren't you? Freedom of speech is great thing, and freedom of art and freedom of political protest, too.


Germany is the country that outlaws certain words isnt it? Isnt it a jailable offense to even talk about some events in your history? Freedom of what was that again you were talking about?

I would be incensed if people were to do this to Bill Shatner.

Unless you are William Shatner, that was a blatant lie.

Good one, I blindly walked into that.

What can I say? Sinuhues "twist my words" thread is still with me.

Sorry, after being told I had to pay extra for the privelege of sitting down, while I drank the coffee I had ordered, i thought it was better to look but not touch.

At the dog toilet?

The coffee was very good and all, but your cup of regular joe = our cup of expresso.

You must have missed Scandinavia, which has the highest per capita consumption of coffee. We drink it in tall glasses. Cups are for wimps.

By the by, did you mean "espresso"?

And what is the deal with the size of your meals? Is food scarce? Food is pretty much free here if you are willing to carve and cook it yourself.

Food is not scarce, we just like moderation. Americans might want to start emulating and trying to cut back on their eating a bit. The stereotype of the fat American is, after all, starting to get quite difficult to disprove.

You know better. I was making fun of your assertion, it wasnt that i didnt understand it.

Oh, I was thrown off by the lack of funny in your mocking.

If this thread is flamebaiting than so is this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=423531) . It's the same difference.

This thread IS flamebait. And, to some extent, the other is as well.

The difference is that you're more likely going to find Americans in the forum than Saudis... so a case can be made that THIS topic was intended more for that purpose than the other.


at least in Germany everyones allowed to vote...

Is this a reference to the US or just to other nations in general? Because if it's a reference to the US, I'd be curious as to who other than convicted felons and illegal aliens (neither of whom SHOULD be voting) can't vote...


The world hates Bush--get used to it

True. On the other hand, a large portion of the world hates deodorant, but I'm not taking their advice on that either...


I would be incensed if people were to do this to Bill Shatner.

Ahh, but how would you feel if they did it to Bill Gates?

Congratulations to those fine people on redefining stupidity.

YOU UNAPPRICIATIVE IDIOT.

They should be appreciating terrorism...?

They should be appreciating terrorism...?

Clearly. Go terrorism!

And here's what was said the last time something German attracted flame:

OHHHHH THE HUMANITY!!!

You really are a new kind of stupid aren't you? I mean, I have met stupid people before; you seemingly embody everything that designates them as such yet to a profoundly more pronounced degree. A whole new kind of stupid, we need to name this phenomenon...
whats really stupid is someone trying to defend the indefensible the way you are...

This thread IS flamebait. And, to some extent, the other is as well.

The difference is that you're more likely going to find Americans in the forum than Saudis... so a case can be made that THIS topic was intended more for that purpose than the other.




Is this a reference to the US or just to other nations in general? Because if it's a reference to the US, I'd be curious as to who other than convicted felons and illegal aliens (neither of whom SHOULD be voting) can't vote...




True. On the other hand, a large portion of the world hates deodorant, but I'm not taking their advice on that either...




Ahh, but how would you feel if they did it to Bill Gates?
Im talking about the disenfranchised voters in the State of Ohio

This thread ain't flamebait - it's laughterbait.

whoever cant handle a little flame in their debates is really just too sensitive and pathetic to live

to any sniveling puss whose ever narked on someone I say this: GROW SOME SKIN!!!

At least in Germany they know where Bushs place is. When will the American people wake up and impeach this war criminal? The dems need to retake congress next year and hold hearings on the Downing Street memos and use it to bring down the most sick and evil administration to ever curse the American landscape


http://www.preemptivekarma.com/archives/2005/05/eloquence_in_po.html
LOL - that is awesome! I might have to start that over here...

LOL - that is awesome! I might have to start that over here...
wheres here?

wheres here?
Australia...

Australia...
your literally on the other side of the earth

Yep, I'm hanging on to a handful of grass so I don't fall off! :p

Yep, I'm hanging on to a handful of grass so I don't fall off! :p
do you celebrate Christmas in the summer?