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hello everyone

i saw family guy for the first time yesterday, i saw two episodes, and one i heard a line which made me almost wet myself. it was something like 'i like blur, to show my parents i WILL NOT BE CONSTRAINED. i also like radiohead.'

as a die hard radiohead fan, i found it especially hilarious, and im wondering if anyone knows the exact (or closer than my memory) quote, because id rather like it for a signature.

thanks very much

not sure if i can help you, but heres my gavourite family guy quote of all time

*some desert with lots of armed arabs surrounding them*

Peter:"What? All i'm saying is that if you put an israeli guy next to a palestinian guy, I couldn't tell the difference!"

What episode is it from? I don't remember that quote 9or something like it) Here is my favorite family guy quote of all time:

Peter: Look Lois, its the two symbols of the Republican Party. An elephant and a fat white guy who is threatened by change.

(Having grown up with a father who is a fat white guy threatened by change I find this hilarious. He agrees.)

well i think it might be from the one that that quote is from, because i remember that line making me laugh as well. althoguh i did see two episodes.

sorry its only the first time ive seen it, i didnt catch the episode name. what i do remember was that the girl was trying to chat up this guy (who said the line), whilst her dad (the big fat dude) was trying to be a hero, by foiling a bank raid, because he was being shown up by a disabled dude.

i know the quote you're talking about, its from the episode where peter tries to upstage joe by trying to be a hero and saving the day when that bank robbery occurs (phew... i could have expressed that better, meh)

its something like:

Meg: "So what kind of music you into?"
Kevin: "Oh you know, I like Oasis, Blur... my parents tell me not to listen to it but i don't care cos I AM NOT A MACHINE!! I also like Radiohead."


though i think i have the bands wrong.



"Oh boy, butter-rum, my favourite!" :D


edit: hey i was right, it was from that episode! i rock :p

or i've seen too much family guy ;)
i have them all on dvd... and have watched them over, and over, and over... i need a life :(

i know the quote you're talking about, its from the episode where peter tries to upstage joe by trying to be a hero and saving the day when that bank robbery occurs (phew... i could have expressed that better, meh)

its something like:

Meg: "So what kind of music you into?"
Boy next door (forget the name): "Oh you know, I like Oasis, Blur... my parents tell me not to listen to it but i don't care cos I AM NOT A MACHINE!! I also like Radiohead."


though i think i have the bands wrong.



"Oh boy, butter-rum, my favourite!" :D


edit: hey i was right, it was from that episode! i rock :p

or i've seen too much family guy ;)
i have them all on dvd... and have watched them over, and over, and over... i need a life :(


ah yeah, it was 'I AM NOT A MACHINE'. i think one of the bands was phish as well?

ah yeah, it was 'I AM NOT A MACHINE'. i think one of the bands was phish as well?

No, no, no. It's "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"... Or was it "I AM NOT A FREAKIN' ROBOT!"?

Hmm...

"Hey Peter, where's your boat?"

"We didn't get the boat. We got the mystery box. Hop in!"

What episode is it from? I don't remember that quote 9or something like it)

It's from the one where Joe's family first moves in next door and Meg is trying to hit on his son Kevin.

If memory serves I think the part he yells is actually "I AM NOT A ROBOT!" but I'm not 100% on that.

The line was in fact "I am not a robot."

The line was in fact "I am not a robot."

I knew the word was robot. I just wasn't sure if there was a "freakin'" in there :p.

The ep is called "A Hero Sits Next Door", and is episode 5 season 1.

Pool Attendant - "Sorry, you can't park your van on the diving board."

Lois - "That's not a van, that's my son!"

Attendant - "Oh, ok! Hey [name], it's not a van, it's just a fat kid!"

Peter - "Don't listen to them Chris. I'm gonna go buy you a soda." *walks away, then comes back and puts steering wheel lock on Chris*

GENIUS!

and the other band may actually be an artist. An older band called Marillion had a lead singer called Fish who went solo and was much in the Blur/Radiohead, blah vein. I could however be wrong.

ah yes, robot. it all comes flooding back now.

well thanks everyone for your help!

now do with this thread what you will!

The episode where they visit Brown on an educational tour...

Lois: "What is it about Brown??"

Chris: "Brown's the color of poop..."

That line almost made me choke to death while eating dinner, classic.

definitely a thread I would like to see keep going, so Bumpity Bump Bump Bump..

"Hey Lois - Diahorrea. Nyah."

I remember being at a party where everyone was considerably drunk, and they were all in stitches at Adam West eating Taffy on one episode...

It was even funnier when one of the girls that was there kept switching back to that clip to see how much she could get people to laugh...I think she may have been trying to kill them, but that's me. :D

Bah. Family Guy is excellent, but you need to mix it up with some Futurama.

My. Only. Regret was. That. I had. Bone-itis!

Brian: Insert Rod A into slot B...
*Peter begins to say something*
Brian: and if you say that's what she said one more time, i'm gonna pop you

Bah. Family Guy is excellent, but you need to mix it up with some Futurama.

My. Only. Regret was. That. I had. Bone-itis!
*dundun dun dundun dundun dun*

*does the safety dance*

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Lois: "Peter, where were you last night?"
Peter: "Wh... Where was I? Where were you Lois??"
Lois: "Out drinking but I was back by 2."



"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made!" :D

*dundun dun dundun dundun dun*

*does the safety dance*

You know, that dance isn't all that safe...

OOh, ooh! I have a question for Futurama fans. In that episode where they go to Zoidburg's planet and Fry ends up fighting Zoidburg in a mud arena, what is the national anthem? That made me laugh sooo much when I first saw it :D

You know, that dance isn't all that safe...
*dundun dun dundun dundun dun*


*jabs self in eye*



ow! :( :(

OOh, ooh! I have a question for Futurama fans. In that episode where they go to Zoidburg's planet and Fry ends up fighting Zoidburg in a mud arena, what is the national anthem? That made me laugh sooo much when I first saw it :D

I was a tune from the origional star trek that played when somebody was in danger/battle etc.

I love family guy soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much... its the best show ever!!!!!!!!!!!! I have seen all the episodes and I have both DVD Volumes!!! If you have any questions about family guy just telegram me. I'll probably be able to answer all your questions!!!

(Done in English Toff accents)

"I day carruthers, you know whats very, very funny?.... A man dressed in women's clothing."

"Mmm.. yes..quite.. ripping good laugh" "Hmm...Yes"

Also where Stewie controls Chris' mind and trys to get him to purchase tools from a shop and is controlling his speech. He then gets asked for change outside by a stranger and Stewie says
"Does it look like i've got change? Where would i keep it? My Diaper!"

*Peter uses his reperations money to turn the living room into PeeWee Hermans Playhouse*

Brian:Mekka lekka high, mekka God I hate you.

*Peter smacks Chris*

"No, Chris, it's step hip, step pivot. Are you trying to piss off the volcano?"

The one where Stuie and Brian are glued together, and Brian has to change the diaper...

Stuie: "Don't forget the taint"

Peter: "Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard."

Brian: "Do you listen to yourself when you talk?"

Peter: "I drift in and out."

My favorite line are just about anything Stewy says.

"VICTORY IS MINE!"

or when he and Brian go at it!

Stewey to Brian: "Quadraped!"
Brian to Stewey: "Mutant!"

"Hey Peter, where's your boat?"

"We didn't get the boat. We got the mystery box. Hop in!"

[continuation/]

"Yeah, Lois, a boat is a boat, but a box could be anything! It could even be a boat! You know how much we wanted one of those!"

Freaking funny.

My favorite one happens when Peter founds his own country in his house, and Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa comes to interview Lois. Tricia asks some vapid question about how it feels to be First Lady, and Lois says something to the effect of:

"Oh, just think of me as similar to Hillary Clinton...but without a penis."

I also like the part on the episode where Chris is depressed about being fat, when they're by the pool at the hotel, and Meg tells Chris that if he wants to lose weight, he ought to do like super-models, and stick a finger down his throat to make himself puke. Peter says "oh, everyone knows you can't make yourself puke that way." Then he slooooooowly sticks a finger in his mouth, and immediately gets a mouthful of puke.

Peter: (after eating a years worth of dehydrated food, drinking a bunch of water, and then inflating instantly to about 5 times normal size)

"Everybody leave. I have to poop. *pause* NOW!!!"

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(Brian slices open a camels stomach)

Stewie: Oh, god! It's like Orson Wells' autopsy.

Brian: Alright get in...what are you doing?

Stewie: Wiping my feet, I don't want to get any sand in there. Once you get it in there, you can't get it out.
(gets inside camel)
Oh gah...oh, I just threw up in his lung!

Stewy is the funniest character in anything ever.

In "Road to Rhode Island" when Brian and Stewy are burring Brian’s mom, and Brian asks Stewy to say a few words or something. Stewy complies with something like:

“And God said to Abraham, ‘You must kill your son Isaac’ . And Abraham said ‘Sorry I can’t hear you. Could you speak into the microphone?’ ‘Oh sorry, is this thing on. Check, Check… Check.’”

Another time Lois is attempting to feed Stewy Broccoli by doing that “open your mouth for the airplane” thing. Stewy responds:

“Damn you, Damn the Broccoli and Damn the Wright Brothers !”

In another hilarious situation, Stewy goes to the airport by himself and a lady thinks he is lost. She calls the security guard and as he is carrying Stewy off Stewy yells to him:

“I can give you anything you want. Money, power, women…. men?”

Peter: (after eating a years worth of dehydrated food, drinking a bunch of water, and then inflating instantly to about 5 times normal size)

"Everybody leave. I have to poop. *pause* NOW!!!"
that's my favourite FG bit ever! :p:p



(Brian slices open a camels stomach)

Stewie: Oh, god! It's like Orson Wells' autopsy.

Brian: Alright get in...what are you doing?

Stewie: Wiping my feet, I don't want to get any sand in there. Once you get it in there, you can't get it out.
(gets inside camel)
Oh gah...oh, I just threw up in his lung!

Stewie: you know its not so bad in here once you Feng Shui the organs

:D

yyyyyaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy family guy

Oh for a want of Jamil. :(

Diane Simmons: Tom's dared me to do the news topless. I've got the goods, but do I got the guts? ...Find out at 9!

Peter arrives at the Christmans party, crashes into a statue in his car, jumps out drunk and sings"Seven maids a milkin'! Six maids a milkin'! Fiiiive maiiiids aaaa' milllk-!" *reindeer crashes down onto him*

Macfarlane is a genius.

Who saw last nights family guy... wasn't it great. I like when they made fun of Gorgre W. Bush, because hes a bastered... a gay hatin' bastered!!! I think they capchered Bushs' pesonallity very well!!! Lol!!!

I'm not sure about the radiohead quote but I'd like to mention my favourite quote from Mayor Adam West:

"Your house isn't on this map. It isn't even on these here United States. That makes you... A COMMUNIST!"

Funniest show in the world.

Lois: This would give you and stewey a chance to bond
Peter: Bond?... James Bond. I'll do it!

I LOVE family guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its' the best show EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!