bumper stickers
Cremerica
02-06-2005, 20:48
what are some good bumber stickers you have seen/thought of?
hehehe, i like this one because it would only enrage people:
make love, not babies
UpwardThrust
02-06-2005, 20:52
http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.4460965
http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.12264261
http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.5802411
http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.4485251
http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.4424804
Drunk commies deleted
02-06-2005, 20:53
If we wern't meant to eat animals why are they made out of meat?
That one struck me as funny.
Ashmoria
02-06-2005, 20:58
we saw 2 recently that tickled us
JESUS IS NOT FOR EVERYBODY---just kidding!
and
you havent won until your brother finishes counting the votes!
The Downmarching Void
02-06-2005, 21:47
If you can read this you're too close.
Robot ninja pirates
02-06-2005, 22:38
If this looks blue, you're going too fast.
[/uber nerd joke]
Stupendous Badassness
03-06-2005, 03:13
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
BTW, great stuff UT.
UpwardThrust
03-06-2005, 05:03
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
BTW, great stuff UT.
Lol thanks
Cannot think of a name
03-06-2005, 05:17
The one that made me laugh the most is getting well tread nowadays, but it's still a good one-
"Jesus saves, Gretsky gets the rebound and scores!"
Patra Caesar
03-06-2005, 05:18
"If you can read this, what the fuck happened to my trailer???"
"If you can read this, what the fuck happened to my trailer???"
Hahahah. That's gold.
Mentholyptus
03-06-2005, 05:27
If this looks blue, you're going too fast.
[/uber nerd joke]
That is absolutely amazing. Where can I get that one?
Rogue Angelica
03-06-2005, 05:35
"Die, tailgater scum!"
And
"We're losing our rights faster than you can say 'fundamentalist.'"
Niccolo Medici
03-06-2005, 05:37
"If you're gonna ride my ass, you might as well pull my hair."
That's my favorite one this week.
New Exodus
03-06-2005, 06:03
Originally Posted by Robot ninja pirates
If this looks blue, you're going too fast.
[/uber nerd joke]
That is brilliant. I'd love to get that one. Heck, I'd love to know who came up with the idea to make that into a bumper sticker.
Jabba Huts
03-06-2005, 06:12
My car is better than yours!
Bitchkitten
03-06-2005, 06:25
My poor old car is absolutely covered in bumper stickers. As a matter of fact, I think that's what's holding it together.
Some of mine are:
The only problem with baptists is they don't hold them under long enough.
Have I found Jesus? Sure, he was in my trunk when I got back from Tiajuana.
Have I found Jesus? Don't tell me he's lost again.
God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
Wear your seat belt, it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of the car.
Wanted: Shroedinger's cat- Dead and alive
What is the speed of dark?
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
If it has tires or testicles, it's going to give you trouble.
From 0 to bitch in 3.2 seconds.
Socialist Autonomia
03-06-2005, 06:33
Have I found Jesus? Sure, he was in my trunk when I got back from Tiajuana.
Have I found Jesus? Don't tell me he's lost again.
God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
Wanted: Shroedinger's cat- Dead and alive
What is the speed of dark?
Genius. Especially the Schroedinger's cat one, although I like the pure unexpectedness of the god-eating sticker.
Texpunditistan
03-06-2005, 06:39
Not a bumper sticker, but I have one of the overdone Harley shirts that I wear when I go riding. On the back, in huge white letters, it says:
"If you can read this, the bitch fell off."
:p
UpwardThrust
03-06-2005, 06:42
Not a bumper sticker, but I have one of the overdone Harley shirts that I wear when I go riding. On the back, in huge white letters, it says:
"If you can read this, the bitch fell off."
:p
I have seen those before :) good stuff
Romanore
03-06-2005, 06:45
"Why settle for pork when you have... BABIES?"
I was tailgating this guy since he was going 10 under, but after I saw that, I gave him as much room as possible.
Most likely that was the intent...
The Silver Sky
03-06-2005, 06:54
Ah the good old US marines have stuff for everything...
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y10/68157Silver/marine_corps_bumper_stickers.jpg
Only one I can think of is the old "Bumpa Sticker - for the car".