NationStates Jolt Archive


The Wholly Unremarkable Party

Lukewarm Monetarists
02-06-2005, 00:04
The main goal of this party is to achieve a seperation of economy and state with a smattering of liberal and partially irrational policies.

1. The government should not and will not interefere with the econoomy except when violations of contracts occur. (economic contract)

2. There will be a consumption tax of 8% to fund the government's spending.

3. Withdrawal of bases world wide and a reduction of the defense budget. The military wil be reduced to pre-Cold War size.

4. In order to protect the national parks, but not at the expense of the tax payer,, they are to be privatized.

5. The state religion will be Frisbeetarianism, but other religions and all philosophies will be accepted as well.

6. Allow businesses to hire and fire as they please, no more violation of the rights of the business owner.

7. Property rights are this party's highest value and owning a gun is seen as a property right.

8. Schools, healthcare, police, fire department, and roads are to be government-run.

9. Every first Tuesday on the month, people will be required to wear a novelty hat.

10. Freedom of speech means freedom of speech, everyone has the right to speak their mind.

11. The national animal is no longer an eagle and will instead be a wookie.

12. All immigrants will be allowed in as long as they do not have a criminal record.

13. Everyone is to have a national ID card for identification.

14. Automatic death penalty for pedophiles, rapists, and the three strikes law is to be abolished.
Kervoskia
02-06-2005, 00:19
You go from liberal to big-ass government. :(
Texpunditistan
02-06-2005, 00:22
5. The state religion will be Frisbeetarianism, but other religions and all philosophies will be accepted as well.
Brown-nosing suckup. :gundge:
Kervoskia
02-06-2005, 00:29
Brown-nosing suckup. :gundge:
If we can get Melkor and Myrth we have a chance.
Texpunditistan
02-06-2005, 00:32
If we can get Melkor and Myrth we have a chance.
Melkor already has his own party - The Objectivist Party.
Kervoskia
02-06-2005, 00:35
Melkor already has his own party - The Objectivist Party.
Damn it.
Lukewarm Monetarists
02-06-2005, 03:08
bump
Lukewarm Monetarists
10-06-2005, 04:02
Rather than make a new thread for my party, I'm going to bumo this one.