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Have you ever tried to use a jedi mind trick on that store clerk who wouldn't sell you beer because your ID was an obvious forgery?

Have you ever tried to use the power of the force to get that TV remote that was lying across the room when you where too lazy to get up?

Have you ever sensed a disturbance in the force when your girlfriend was off cheating on you with your best friend?

Have you ever bulls eyed a womp rat in your t-16?

Please share your jedi experiences.

yes. no. and no.

I'm not a Jedi, I'm a demon :)

Well half demon anyways

this one time i was waiting at the bus stop by the hospital and this crazy guy with a mullet and hobo clothes was like "OH MAN I COULD REALLY USE A MILK SHAKE RIGHT NOW" so i tried to use my mind powers to explode his head because he smelled funny and i didnt want to talk to him.

worked like a charm.

I used the jedi mind trick on an employee and she actually did get me a snickers. So I stopped doing that...kinda creepy...

this one time i was waiting at the bus stop by the hospital and this crazy guy with a mullet and hobo clothes was like "OH MAN I COULD REALLY USE A MILK SHAKE RIGHT NOW" so i tried to use my mind powers to explode his head because he smelled funny and i didnt want to talk to him.

worked like a charm.
Didn't take you long to turn to the darkside, did it.

I don't know about Jedi powers, but when I was a kid I was kind of gullible. I bought a book on "crystal power" and it said you could use a quartz crystal to focus your mental energy as a weapon. I wished stomach cancer on Ayatolah Khomeni. Next week he died of stomach problems. That was cool.

I used the jedi mind trick on an employee and she actually did get me a snickers. So I stopped doing that...kinda creepy...

Stopped? But that's so cool.

I have a weak ability to see the future, does that count?

I used the jedi mind trick on an employee and she actually did get me a snickers. So I stopped doing that...kinda creepy...

Did you use the hand wave?


Try lightning! Try lightning! Imagine the plays you could write WITH LIGHTNING POWERS.

I once convinced a traffic warden that these weren't the droids they were looking for.

I have Dark Jedi Powers...

The snickers thing has actually happened to me too (with a Twix though). And yeah it seems really cool, bu massively freaked me out. Here I am, thinking, OOh, a twix! If only I had money... And the girl behind the counter hands me one, randomly. She might have seen me eying it, but how'd she know I had no money?

Did you use the hand wave?
Of course.


Try lightning! Try lightning! Imagine the plays you could write WITH LIGHTNING POWERS.
If anything I could at least get the designers to stop adding things. "I said minimalist, now face my wrath!"

Actually I know I don't have the lightening powers because I constantly try and make people pay for their lack of vision and they never do...dammit...

i once was pissed at my cat so i waved my hand and it flew across the room. the rest is kinda fuzzy.

also ive gotten two slurpees, a pack of gum (or seven), and a couple of pens/magazines from the counters in convienence stores. all i do is say 'oh drats i forgot my change' when i bring the stuff to the register and they just buy it for me. (also im a guy so its kinda creepy)

I have the unique power to turn gold into worthless lead :)

"Now random coworker... you... will... die!!! Ahahahahaha!!"

I have the unique power to turn gold into worthless lead :)

That is such a cool power.

yes, i admit i have powers. One time, i took some green paper out of a guys wallet and handed it to a cashier. I then demanded sustanance, and she handed me a Power bar and gave me some mettalic circular objects.

I then proceeded to kill everyone. Including the small children hiding in the back. My path to the Dark Side is almost complete. I just have to go kill the Seperatist Leaders and kill my wife on accident and attempt to destroy my former best friend on a volcano planet.

D*mn you Jedi Council, you screwed me over.

No but i'm psychic i told her friend that her boyfriend was gonna cheat on her and he did.
Then one of my more gullible friends rang a psychic hotline i predicted to them they would get ripped off,they did.
Oh and there was this annoying magpie that swooped me where ever i went so i wanted it dead next thing you know it was lying dead on the side of the road(even though it had skidmarks on it lol :))

Oh and i have tho amazing power to make people chronicly depressed.

Oh yeah and i need fresh brains to continue my conquest of the world with my psychic powers.Without brains my power drains until nothing is left,so if you want to be a apart of my universal conquest give now!!!!!*point to signature*We want you(and your brains)