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This is a common complaint around here...that people take what you say and twist it out of context. In some situations, it is unintentional, and forces you to clarify yourself. In others, it is baffling how someone could think you meant 'x' when you actually said 'j'. I think one of the things behind it is the common practice of extrapolating what you have said to situations other than the one you have described. It's perfectly natural to make this leap...but not always logical.

For example:

"I am non-violent."

"Oh, so you would just let someone kill you and your family without trying to stop them."

"No........(lengthy explanation)...."

You see how that works?

Now, it's fine if it just happens now and again...but when someone consistently does it to you, misrepresenting every damn thing you've said, you get understandably annoyed.

What's my damn point? You go ahead and make one up, based on my statements.

Ugh. I get this all too often on every forum I visit.

Ugh. I get this all too often on every forum I visit.
What? You are a shameless forum whore, changing your identity at every turn? I knew it!
:rolleyes:

Ugh. I get this all too often on every forum I visit.

haha
yeah, it happens alot
but it is a very valid point, ppl sometimes read way to deep into what others have to say
i have an ex who was exeptionally good at turning "i love you" into "i hate you"
a very anoying talant i might add

What? You are a shameless forum whore, changing your identity at every turn? I knew it!
:rolleyes:

For this, you deserve my special award (along with ten other people on NS General)... That is, as soon as I learn how to work metal. :p

Happens to me a lot, too.
What I really, really hate about this is that you just KNOW that the other guy is just so smug abouthis CLEVER way with words and expects his infalible argueing to convince you on the spot :rolleyes:

What? You are a shameless forum whore, changing your identity at every turn? I knew it!
:rolleyes:

hey, there is nothing wrong with multiple personalities :D

Happens to me a lot, too.
What I really, really hate about this is that you just KNOW that the other guy is just so smug abouthis CLEVER way with words and expects his infalible argueing to convince you on the spot :rolleyes:
What? Everyone who disagrees with you is a smug moron? Ho ho...a little high on yourself, aren't you there, buddy boy? ;)

hey, there is nothing wrong with multiple personalities :D
So you don't think mental illnesses should be treated? What do you want us to do with the mentally ill...dump them in the street?

What? Everyone who disagrees with you is a smug moron? Ho ho...a little high on yourself, aren't you there, buddy boy? ;)

Hey... don't start this!!! :p

So you don't think mental illnesses should be treated? What do you want us to do with the mentally ill...dump them in the street?

OMG, so you recommend we kill them all? How AWFUL! :p

So you don't think mental illnesses should be treated? What do you want us to do with the mentally ill...dump them in the street?

trying to prove your own point, are we? :rolleyes: lol :D

Hey... don't start this!!! :p
Afraid of debate and confrontation it seems ;)

Hey... don't start this!!! :p
Now I'm an instigator?

This is a common complaint around here...that people take what you say and twist it out of context. In some situations, it is unintentional, and forces you to clarify yourself. In others, it is baffling how someone could think you meant 'x' when you actually said 'j'. I think one of the things behind it is the common practice of extrapolating what you have said to situations other than the one you have described. It's perfectly natural to make this leap...but not always logical.

For example:

"I am non-violent."

"Oh, so you would just let someone kill you and your family without trying to stop them."

"No........(lengthy explanation)...."

You see how that works?

Now, it's fine if it just happens now and again...but when someone consistently does it to you, misrepresenting every damn thing you've said, you get understandably annoyed.

What's my damn point? You go ahead and make one up, based on my statements.
It's partially your own fault. When you make vague statements that are open to interpretation, your 'enemies' will interpret them how they see fit.

If you don't like it, be specific.

OMG, so you recommend we kill them all? How AWFUL! :p
You're against euthenasia? On what basis, exactly?

trying to prove your own point, are we? :rolleyes: lol :D
Don't make assumptions about my gender. I'm female. I have no 'point' to prove. :D

It's partially your own fault. When you make vague statements that are open to interpretation, your 'enemies' will interpret them how they see fit.

If you don't like it, be specific.
Now you are accusing me of being vague? And that I am the sort of person with enemies? Are we 'battling' it out here on General? You seem very hostile...

You seem very hostile...
*beats you with a wet noodle*

Now I'm an instigator?

yeah, i'd say thats how it looks from here
after all your are the one who started this thing :p

*beats you with a wet noodle*
I hear viagra is good for that.... :p

What's my damn point? You go ahead and make one up, based on my statements.
This sort of authoritarian behavior is inexcusable. How dare you tell me what to do?

*kidding* Just playing, no worries. ;)

Don't make assumptions about my gender. I'm female. I have no 'point' to prove. :D

so your a radical feminist who hates all men and wants no more than to have them all drop dead so they will stop taking your girlfriend from you, is that right? :p

so your a radical feminist who hates all men and wants no more than to have them all drop dead so they will stop taking your girlfriend from you, is that right? :p
So your a male chauvinist who hates feminism and feels a woman's place is in the home? :p

I hear viagra is good for that.... :p

Oh, so now you are promoting promiscuity and drug abuse?

so your a radical feminist who hates all men and wants no more than to have them all drop dead so they will stop taking your girlfriend from you, is that right? :p
Oooh...you're GOOD!

And you're assuming feminists have to, by definition, be lesbians?

be needlessly specific! and never ever say things like "I am a God to you people!". at least in public.

this thread is quite entertaining, I take my hat off to you

Oh, so now you are promoting promiscuity and drug abuse?
And you're implying that's somehow bad?

What's my damn point? You go ahead and make one up, based on my statements.


Oh-so you dont have a point? You dont get the point? You're pointless?

Oh-so you dony have a point? You dont get the point? You're pointless?
You could always point me, baby.

Edit: Hah! I quoted you before you could clean up your poor spelling! Double Ha!

Oooh...you're GOOD!

And you're assuming feminists have to, by definition, be lesbians?

hmmm... getting harder :rolleyes:

Don't make assumptions about my gender. I'm female. I have no 'point' to prove.

well you seem to asume that every man has a "point" to prove. it sounds like your trying to compete with someone ;)

hmmm... getting harder :rolleyes:


Don't make this dirty. Those kinds of things you can keep to yourself, young man!

And you're implying that's somehow bad?

Well, good and evil is a mtter of definition and cultural perception... oh, hang on, wrong thread.

It's bad for your health and drug abused should be banned from puns and restaurants... no, that's wrong, too

I'm lost... :(

I hear viagra is good for that.... :p
Don't make me get out the webcam.

:p

Don't make this dirty. Those kinds of things you can keep to yourself, young man!

Why? Just cause he took your viagra... erm, advice?

You could always point me, baby.




Oh-so you're free and easy, just waiting to be treated like the pig that you are?

So your a male chauvinist who hates feminism and feels a woman's place is in the home? :p

now why is it that every man has too been seen as a chauvinist? it seems like the tides are a little favored in this forum



;) jk, its all in the name of good fun ladies :p

This is a common complaint around here...that people take what you say and twist it out of context. In some situations, it is unintentional, and forces you to clarify yourself. In others, it is baffling how someone could think you meant 'x' when you actually said 'j'. I think one of the things behind it is the common practice of extrapolating what you have said to situations other than the one you have described. It's perfectly natural to make this leap...but not always logical.

For example:

"I am non-violent."

"Oh, so you would just let someone kill you and your family without trying to stop them."

"No........(lengthy explanation)...."

You see how that works?

Now, it's fine if it just happens now and again...but when someone consistently does it to you, misrepresenting every damn thing you've said, you get understandably annoyed.

What's my damn point? You go ahead and make one up, based on my statements.

You must be pretty sub-par at concisely explaining your opinions, if they are so ambiguously voiced as to mislead so many people.

hehe

Edit: Hah! I quoted you before you could clean up your poor spelling! Double Ha!

So you are the fastest quoter and the best speller in all the land? This is grounds to arbitrarily "Double Ha!" me?

Proof please- provide me with a link to a recognized non biased, non American periodical that supports your claim.

I am an arrogant jackass.

Don't make this dirty. Those kinds of things you can keep to yourself, young man!

and why is it that a man is alway thinking about sex, hm? what ever happened to the sensitve men?? :( don't we get a say

:p

Oh-so you're free and easy, just waiting to be treated like the pig that you are?
Pigs get slaughtered and turned into bacon and pork chops. I just want to be porked :D

I didn't know you were Muslim...

I am an arrogant jackass.
So, you're an arrogant jackass? I----

Oh wait...that's pretty unambiguous!

and why is it that a man is alway thinking about sex, hm? what ever happened to the sensitve men?? :( don't we get a say

:p


So you're saying that, if I'm sensitive I'm asexual? I have feelings so I never think about sex?

and why is it that a man is alway thinking about sex, hm? what ever happened to the sensitve men?? :( don't we get a say

:p
Oh, so 'sensitive men' are essentially eunuchs, with no sexual desire? Is this how you for perpetuate male gender roles? Threaten men who stray from the 'norm' with emasculation?

So you're saying that, if I'm sensitive I'm asexual? I have feelings so I never think about sex?
whats wrong, can't get it up? ;)


...i think we're back to the viagra comment right about now :D

Pigs get slaughtered and turned into bacon and pork chops. I just want to be porked :D

I didn't know you were Muslim...


So thats all pigs are good for-bacon and pork chops? They can never be pork tenderloin or pig's feet anymore?


You squeal like a pig when you're porked? You like getting porked in swill?

Oh, so 'sensitive men' are essentially eunuchs, with no sexual desire? Is this how you for perpetuate male gender roles? Threaten men who stray from the 'norm' with emasculation?
ooh, a very low blow... :sniper:


well how would you know how they feel?

whats wrong, can't get it up? ;)


...i think we're back to the viagra comment right about now :D


Now we can solve all the world's problems with drugs? I have to have a big stiff boner 24 hours a day to make you happy?

(just a reminder that the spirit of the thread was funny and sarcastic)

I hear viagra is good for that.... :p


you made me LOL :(


baaaaaaaaaaaaaad Sinuhue! :D

well how would you know how they feel?


You're saying Sinuhue is really a guy?

(damn...I have to go get a haircut. this was getting fun)

Now we can solve all the world's problems with drugs? I have to have a big stiff boner 24 hours a day to make you happy?

(just a reminder that the spirit of the thread was funny and sarcastic)
oh, so your the type of person who walks around all day checking out girls asses. you see this is why feminists view men as they do, because of guys like you!

(thanx 4 the reminder, we'll keep it in mind ;) )

So, you're an arrogant jackass? I----

Oh wait...that's pretty unambiguous!

Haha! I win!

You're saying Sinuhue is really a guy?
so now i'm a sexist pig, is that what your saying? i don't understand women?

oh, so your the type of person who walks around all day checking out girls asses. you see this is why feminists view men as they do, because of guys like you!

(thanx 4 the reminder, we'll keep it in mind ;) )


Oh, so I am metally undressing almost every girl in my sight and visualizing them panting and sweating and screaming my name....

wait-thats true...

Haha! I win!
oh so your just an arogant jacka...

...
oh wait
damn, guess you do win
*bow*

You squeal like a pig when you're porked? You like getting porked in swill?
That just sounds so damn crude :D

Oh, so I am metally undressing almost every girl in my sight and visualizing them panting and sweating and screaming my name....

wait-thats true...
SO IT IS YOU!!! you are the cause of all of men's problems with women!
why do you have to ruin it for the rest of us

so now i'm a sexist pig, is that what your saying? i don't understand women?


And you hate all pigs because pigs are bad. You hate Sinuhue because she wants to be treated like one?

(damn...I have to go get a haircut. this was getting fun)
You're bowing into the pressure to shave your nether regions? Why...so you can appease some skewed sense of asthetics perpetrated by the porn industry?

That just sounds so damn crude :D


So, what you're saying is- I'm not capable of finesse? I cant be a gentleman?

Oh, so I am metally undressing almost every girl in my sight and visualizing them panting and sweating and screaming my name....

wait-thats true...
huh? so you need to do this in your mind 'cause you'd never get a real girl?
'cause you are ugly?
k....

You're bowing into the pressure to shave your nether regions? Why...so you can appease some skewed sense of asthetics perpetrated by the porn industry?


If I dont shave south of the border it wont look three times bigger?

Man this forum went totally out of control because of everybody twistin other peoples statements. :sniper: :gundge:

Can't we just all be friends :D

So, what you're saying is- I'm not capable of finesse? I cant be a gentleman?
You can't be a gentle man with all that raspy stubble...are you assuming that I would actually want you to be less that your crude self? Do you think I hate men so much that I actually want them to be females with 'extras'?

huh? so you need to do this in your mind 'cause you'd never get a real girl?
'cause you are ugly?
k....


Now I'm not married and all the women I've porked were fake?



Now I have to go. I shouldnt have posted so much-now everyones against me....Ahhhh

Man this forum went totally out of control because of everybody twistin other peoples statements.

What exactly are you insinuating? That we take things out of context? Source!

And you hate all pigs because pigs are bad. You hate Sinuhue because she wants to be treated like one?
so now i'm a speciesist (...um... yeah well you know where i'm going with that) so i guess your thinking that i hate my own dog, don't you?

Now I'm not married and all the women I've porked were fake?

By porked, you are referring to your need to objectify women and turn them into animals for your pleasure? You are truly sick.

Man this forum went totally out of control because of everybody twistin other peoples statements. :sniper: :gundge:

Can't we just all be friends :D


So thats all I do is misinterpret every thing everyone says?

Thats flaming. I'm reporting everyone right now. If I knew how to do so, I mean. I would tell.

Its all the arrogant Americans fault. They didnt do anything in WWII. And George Bush is really Hitler's nephew and thats bad.

(to all the tarts that come in outraged on this post-I'm joking.)

You could always point me, baby.

Edit: Hah! I quoted you before you could clean up your poor spelling! Double Ha!

So now you want to sleep with everyone who insults you? And, by the way, those shoes are horrendous!

(to all the tarts that come in outraged on this post-I'm joking.)
Don't tell them that...it's more fun when people take things out of context and get mad.

So...by tarts, you're referring to women again, objectifying them as food items? PIG!

How the heck did this thread get to five pages already???

By porked, you are referring to your need to objectify women and turn them into animals for your pleasure? You are truly sick.


My pleasure and a snack.

Man this forum went totally out of control because of everybody twistin other peoples statements. :sniper: :gundge:

Can't we just all be friends :D
whats the matter, your a hippie aren't you? a down right good for nothing hippie

(come on, join the fun :p )

I am an arrogant ass. Not all asses are arrogant, but this one is. And no, I don't know how I learned to type with hooves, either.

So now you want to sleep with everyone who insults you? And, by the way, those shoes are horrendous!
So I'm promiscuous? YOU'RE THE WHORE AROUND HERE AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!

How the heck did this thread get to five pages already???


I'm going to take credit cause women are just good for one thing.
No wait-two things.

I am a colossal prick.

I'm going to take credit cause women are just good for one thing.
No wait-two things.
What's the second?

I am a colossal prick.
I'd like to see it.
;)

I am a colossal prick.
I'm not touching that with a 10 foot poll!

PUNNY!

How the heck did this thread get to five pages already???
you picked a really good topic to start :D way to go!

Don't tell them that...it's more fun when people take things out of context and get mad.

So...by tarts, you're referring to women again, objectifying them as food items? PIG!

How the heck did this thread get to five pages already???

So by calling him a pig you're insulting his personal hygiene, huh? What does that have to do with the topic? Look at Sinuhue and how she can't stay on her own topic, everybody!

I am a colossal prick.

I've been a colossal prick for five years and I find this message HIGHLY offensive.

So by calling him a pig you're insulting his personal hygiene, huh? What does that have to do with the topic? Look at Sinuhue and how she can't stay on her own topic, everybody!
So I have to be confined to the original post? Who died and made YOU MOD!!???

I've been a colossal prick for five years and I find this message HIGHLY offensive.
HIGHLY or HUGELY ;)

So I have to be confined to the original post? Who died and made YOU MOD!!???

So now you're anti-moderator? You hippy rebel commie liberal leftist EVIL!


no offense to actual liberals

you picked a really good topic to start :D way to go!
the webmasters aparentally think so too :D

HIGHLY or HUGELY ;)

So you think I'm into sophmoric humor, eh? Calling me CRUDE? ARE YOU CALLING ME UNCULTURED?!?

actually, that was pretty funny... heh heh

So I have to be confined to the original post? Who died and made YOU MOD!!???

Just like you people to not be able to respond my comments with anything but insults.

TG, WHORE.

So now you're anti-moderator? You hippy rebel commie liberal leftist EVIL!


no offense to actual liberals
HEY whats wrong with the left wing??? huh, you right wing nascar driving redneck

and again, no offense to conservatives either, its just 4 fun

So I'm promiscuous? YOU'RE THE WHORE AROUND HERE AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!

So now you think people who love sex don't have the right to earn a living doing what they love? What kind of fascist nonsense is this?

So you think I'm into sophmoric humor, eh? Calling me CRUDE? ARE YOU CALLING ME UNCULTURED?!?

actually, that was pretty funny... heh heh
oh so i'm a sophomore, what the matter, got a problem with underclassmen????

thanx, i try :D (oops :p )

HEY whats wrong with the left wing??? huh, you right wing nascar driving redneck

So just because I'm from the South, I have to drive a NASCAR? But WE WON THE WHITE HOUSE so get back to whining, you communist! I spit in the face of Michael Moore! DON'T LET THE COMMIES WIN!

oh so i'm a sophomore, what the matter, got a problem with underclassmen????

Yes, when they are rude and call me UNCULTURED, a SAVAGE, and UNCOUTH!

So just because I'm from the South, I have to drive a NASCAR? But WE WON THE WHITE HOUSE so get back to whining, you communist! I spit in the face of Michael Moore! DON'T LET THE COMMIES WIN!
...um dude... maybe we should chill on the politics... or just go at it :)

since when are liberals communists, and what ever happened to fredom of speach, you nazi facist

Yes, when they are rude and call me UNCULTURED, a SAVAGE, and UNCOUTH!
so now we're savages, and who are you? mister rockafeller?

Yes, when they are rude and call me UNCULTURED, a SAVAGE, and UNCOUTH!

Hey, what's wrong with that, just because you are so egocentric about being polite

This definitly has to be one of the funnier threads here.

since when are liberals communists, and what ever happened to fredom of speach, you nazi facist

i'm actually playing devil's advocate here, so if it bothers you, i can stop

Since when are conservatives nazis? And whatever happened to right to bear arms, you pinko weirdo?

I'm not touching that with a 10 foot poll!

PUNNY!

You have a 10-foot pole?

EGADS!

so now we're savages, and who are you? mister rockafeller?

So now everyone who isn't named Rockafeller is a savage?

Hey, what's wrong with that, just because you are so egocentric about being polite

So you LIKE being a hippie treehugger campus-politician leftist rebel and all around evil person? You'll wisen up as you grow older, young one!

probably younger than you, but figured it'd be great for rebuttal

so now we're savages, and who are you? mister rockafeller?

So now I'm supposed to be a paragon of virtue while the world around me crumbles into indecency?

i'm actually playing devil's advocate here, so if it bothers you, i can stop[/SIZE]

Since when are conservatives nazis? And whatever happened to right to bear arms, you pinko weirdo?
na dude, its cool :cool: we're just playin'. i just wana make sure that noone gets overly ofended, but as long as its just us...


so you think that every man should walk around with a conciled weapon and be able to knock off just any old schmuck who gets in their way? whose the savage now?

So now everyone who isn't named Rockafeller is a savage?
so now the blame is all on the little guy? isn't that how it always ends up

Hey... don't start this!!! :p

Oh, so you're saying you can't back up your argument then, I see! :D

You have a 10-foot pole?

EGADS!

You don't know how hard it is her for her to find pants.

so you think that every man should walk around with a conciled weapon and be able to knock off just any old schmuck who gets in their way? whose the savage now?

So you think that I shouldn't be allowed to have a gun to go hunting with, or defend my property with? You rights-theif!

if you don't get that, look up the bill of rights

so now the blame is all on the little guy? isn't that how it always ends up

So now everyone named Rockafeller is a 'little' guy, is that it? Why is it that as soon as you don't agree with someone you have to insult his 'guy'?

So you LIKE being a hippie treehugger campus-politician leftist rebel and all around evil person? You'll wisen up as you grow older, young one!

probably younger than you, but figured it'd be great for rebuttal
whats wrong with trees? you just want to cut them down to biuld your big fancy houses and your corperations to polute the world

dude we're all playing a part, just act out what comes to mind :D

So you LIKE being a hippie treehugger campus-politician leftist rebel and all around evil person? You'll wisen up as you grow older, young one!

probably younger than you, but figured it'd be great for rebuttal

Well actually....yes! And? what's wrong with that, Honestly old people these days....

Well actually....yes! And? what's wrong with that, Honestly old people these days....

OMG, are you so insecure with your own beliefs that you feel you need to justify them? And what is wrong with old people?

So you think that I shouldn't be allowed to have a gun to go hunting with, or defend my property with? You rights-theif!

if you don't get that, look up the bill of rights
i think i'm up to par on my history, but thanx

what about the right to live, what about that right!

whats wrong with trees? you just want to cut them down to biuld your big fancy houses and your corperations to polute the world

So now we want to pollute and stuff? I'll have you know I was on the writing team of Captain Planet!

EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER! HEART! GOOOOO PLANET!

i think i'm up to par on my history, but thanx

what about the right to live, what about that right!

What about my right to my property, what about that right?

anybody in a foreign country might not have been as familiar with the B. O. R. as americans are

Well actually....yes! And? what's wrong with that, Honestly old people these days....

So you're a degenerate, that's what you're saying? You'll get nowhere fast, young 'un, till you learn to respect your elders!

So now everyone named Rockafeller is a 'little' guy, is that it? Why is it that as soon as you don't agree with someone you have to insult his 'guy'?
is he so insecure that he needs some one to stand up for his rights?

wow i cant keep up with all of this, lol, thet're coming too fast, it's awsome

is he so insecure that he needs some one to stand up for his rights?

wow i cant keep up with all of this, lol, thet're coming too fast, it's awsome

So anybody who can't stand up for their rights is insecure? What if they can't stand up at all, you cripple-hater?!

it's because i have time to waste and work to avoid

What about my right to my property, what about that right?

anybody in a foreign country might not have been as familiar with the B. O. R. as americans are
so now what you own means more to you than the life of your fellow man? haven't you ever read the bible, i thought you were civilized?


oh, forgot we we're on a uk forum. I CAN'T TYPE THIS FAST!!!

so now what you own means more to you than the life of your fellow man? haven't you ever read the bible, i thought you were civilized?

So I don't even have a right to protect my Bible? What if I had offerings set up to God and I didn't want them stolen? What if I only used it to hold the criminal until the police arrived, eh? What about THAT?

So anybody who can't stand up for their rights is insecure? What if they can't stand up at all, you cripple-hater?!

it's because i have time to waste and work to avoid
always a good excuse :p

so the fact that i think ppl should believe in their own abilities means i'm a cripple hater!?!

so the fact that i think ppl should believe in their own abilities means i'm a cripple hater!?!

almost couldn't twist that, lol

Yeah, so what do you have against cripples?

So you're a degenerate, that's what you're saying? You'll get nowhere fast, young 'un, till you learn to respect your elders!

Why should I have to respect my olders, Respect demanding elders who can't wait to earn it.

So I don't even have a right to protect my Bible? What if I had offerings set up to God and I didn't want them stolen? What if I only used it to hold the criminal until the police arrived, eh? What about THAT?
OFFERINGS!!!!!!!!!! you heathen! hast thou condemed thine own soul for the worship of a god other then thine savior?!

lol, these are getting interesting

OFFERINGS!!!!!!!!!! you heathen! hast thou condemed thine own soul for the worship of a god other then thine savior?!

lol, these are getting interesting

indeed they are... lol

No, I hath given what I hath rightfully earned up to the Lord in Heaven, hallowed be his name! I hath promised not to use the money for anything except donating to church!

Why should I have to respect my olders, Respect demanding elders who can't wait to earn it.

Because your elders ALWAYS know more than you do!


if this wasn't a joke thread, i'd be stoned to death for that one. also, last response - going to work now. before, i was just shirking homework.

so now what you own means more to you than the life of your fellow man? haven't you ever read the bible, i thought you were civilized?
Are you saying non-Christians are immoral? Creationist!

almost couldn't twist that, lol

Yeah, so what do you have against cripples?


hmm... me too, i think we're starting to slip, lol

nothing, i think you underestimate then, do you think that they don't have the will or the strength to stand up for them selves?

No, I hath given what I hath rightfully earned up to the Lord in Heaven, hallowed be his name! I hath promised not to use the money for anything except donating to church!
so you have bound yourself to the church and live only for god? what about him, what has he done for you? you follow blindly someone who you have never seen, dose that make you ignorant?

apologies to all religious

Are you saying non-Christians are immoral? Creationist!
do you speak out against my god??? heathen??? what is wrong with my beliefs???

wow, i'm playing both the oposite rolles at once

if this wasn't a joke thread, i'd be stoned to death for that one. also, last response - going to work now. before, i was just shirking homework.
yeah, we all would be. guess i'm out too, lets do this again sometime :D

Honestly, this is just something you just have to deal with on the internet. No matter what you say it is almost definately going to be twisted and butchered.
No matter how you twist that ^ it's still the same message. :P

I'd like to see it.
;)

Anytime. :) You're in New England, too, so I'm not too far away.

I'm not touching that with a 10 foot poll!

PUNNY!

So long as I can touch your 10 foot pole, I'm happy. ;)

You're against euthenasia? On what basis, exactly?

Oh, so you're one of those Fundies who support cirumventing the law and having Congress get involved in personal matters?

Try to twist this:

I think prostitution should be legal. Awaits hell in a textbox.

What? You are a shameless forum whore, changing your identity at every turn? I knew it!
Oh, so now you're bashing prostitutes, huh?
haha
yeah, it happens alot
but it is a very valid point, ppl sometimes read way to deep into what others have to say
i have an ex who was exeptionally good at turning "i love you" into "i hate you"
a very anoying talant i might add
So you hate your ex and she was an annoying bitch. What do we care? Besides, why are you implying that other people make invalid points on this subject?
For this, you deserve my special award (along with ten other people on NS General)... That is, as soon as I learn how to work metal.
Go ahead, give all the awards to him, let him be your little bitch.
Happens to me a lot, too.
What I really, really hate about this is that you just KNOW that the other guy is just so smug abouthis CLEVER way with words and expects his infalible argueing to convince you on the spot
You're calling me stupid, and you can't spell worth a damn? You suck at life.
hey, there is nothing wrong with multiple personalities
Oh, so now your siding with the schizophrenics, hmmm? Betraying our very people?
Hey... don't start this!!!
So you think that you should get to start it, instead? What makes you so damn special?
Now I'm an instigator
Bullshit, I'm an investigator, and I know other investigators when I see them.
If you don't like it, be specific.
So you're saying he was vague. Maybe you just shoved your head up your ass and jumped to inappropriate conclusions, hmmm?
Don't make assumptions about my gender. I'm female. I have no 'point' to prove.
So you're saying that women are too stupid to argue a point logically? Well, I guess that's true.
*beats you with a wet noodle*
You'd like to beat me with your wet noodle, wouldn't you? I bet you're all for gay rights, eh?
yeah, i'd say thats how it looks from here
after all your are the one who started this thing
So now you're playing the, "He started it!" game? Grow up!
So your a male chauvinist who hates feminism and feels a woman's place is in the home?
Women aren't at their stoves? Damn you, women!
Oh, so now you are promoting promiscuity and drug abuse?
So you're against having sex, then?
Oh-so you dont have a point? You dont get the point? You're pointless?
What's your point?
hmmm... getting harder
I bet you are, faggot.
Don't make this dirty. Those kinds of things you can keep to yourself, young man!
I hate clean freaks.
Don't make me get out the webcam.
So you're saying you think pornography is perfectly okay?
Oh-so you're free and easy, just waiting to be treated like the pig that you are?
Oh, so you're expensive and hard, like a male prostitute?
jk, its all in the name of good fun ladies
Using this forum to pick up chicks, are you?
You must be pretty sub-par at concisely explaining your opinions, if they are so ambiguously voiced as to mislead so many people.
Many things are vague, you know.
I am an arrogant jackass.
So you think that all nice, friendly, modest people should be shot and burned in the fiery pits of Hell, you racist son of a bitch?
Pigs get slaughtered and turned into bacon and pork chops. I just want to be porked
I didn't know you were Muslim...
So all muslims do is eat pig, hmmm?
i think we're back to the viagra comment right about now
I knew it, you're an advertiser for viagra.
ooh, a very low blow...
Quit bringing your personal life into this debate!
you made me LOL
Did he, now? He hooked you up to a nitris oxide tank and showed you Robin Williams for five hours straight?
You're saying Sinuhue is really a guy?
You saying he's not?
Haha! I win!
Oh, so I suppose we all automatically lose.
That just sounds so damn crude
And I'll bet you're just the most refined individual known to man.
You're bowing into the pressure to shave your nether regions? Why...so you can appease some skewed sense of asthetics perpetrated by the porn industry?
Oh, so you're saying that the porn industry isn't a necessary part of the economy, and that shaving doesn't make your dick look bigger like Harold said?
Can't we just all be friends
Bet you'd like that you tree-hugging pinko commie pussy mother [expletive deleted].
(to all the tarts that come in outraged on this post-I'm joking.)
So people who get mad at others are instantly "tarts?"
Don't tell them that...it's more fun when people take things out of context and get mad.
So you're just here to piss people off, then.
So I'm promiscuous? YOU'RE THE WHORE AROUND HERE AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT
So you're just going to assume that we accept the same things as fact that you do?
I am a colossal prick.
I guess you must think you're so much better than the lesser pricks.
I'm not touching that with a 10 foot poll!
Bullshit, you're touching me right now.
I've been a colossal prick for five years and I find this message HIGHLY offensive.
So weed being used for purely medicinal purposes offends you, hmmm?
Just like you people to not be able to respond my comments with anything but insults.
You're a [expletive deleted] idiot.
HEY whats wrong with the left wing??? huh, you right wing nascar driving redneck
What's wrong with nascar driving rednecks, you candy-ass slow-driving grandma.
oh so i'm a sophomore, what the matter, got a problem with underclassmen????
Yes.
So just because I'm from the South, I have to drive a NASCAR? But WE WON THE WHITE HOUSE so get back to whining, you communist! I spit in the face of Michael Moore! DON'T LET THE COMMIES WIN!
So you're saying Michael Moore is a giant socialist weasel? Oh, wait, nevermind on that one.
so now we're savages, and who are you? mister rockafeller?
Bashin' him just because he's rich, huh? Damn commie!
You don't know how hard it is her for her to find pants.
Calling her retarded?
So you think that I shouldn't be allowed to have a gun to go hunting with, or defend my property with? You rights-theif!
So you think we should be able to shoot seven-year-old paraplegic cancer patients, huh? Huh?
I think prostitution should be legal. Awaits hell in a textbox.
You saying I don't?
whats wrong with trees? you just want to cut them down to biuld your big fancy houses and your corperations to polute the world
So you want to make sure I never succeed, huh?

Well, guess what? I just did. I win. I own you all - by which I mean I support slavery, of course. :D

Try to twist this:

I think prostitution should be legal. Awaits hell in a textbox.

So you enjoy the objectification of women and the most sacred bond between humans being degraded into a monetary transaction?Tee hee.

Rouge Newbie, i think you have way to much time on your hands. In which case, I'm using "Time on your hands" as a metaphor. I am not really saying that he actually has 'Time on his hands'.

Oh, so now you're bashing prostitutes, huh?

So you hate your ex and she was an annoying bitch. What do we care? Besides, why are you implying that other people make invalid points on this subject?

Go ahead, give all the awards to him, let him be your little bitch.

You're calling me stupid, and you can't spell worth a damn? You suck at life.

Oh, so now your siding with the schizophrenics, hmmm? Betraying our very people?

So you think that you should get to start it, instead? What makes you so damn special?

Bullshit, I'm an investigator, and I know other investigators when I see them.

So you're saying he was vague. Maybe you just shoved your head up your ass and jumped to inappropriate conclusions, hmmm?

So you're saying that women are too stupid to argue a point logically? Well, I guess that's true.

You'd like to beat me with your wet noodle, wouldn't you? I bet you're all for gay rights, eh?

So now you're playing the, "He started it!" game? Grow up!

Women aren't at their stoves? Damn you, women!

So you're against having sex, then?

What's your point?

I bet you are, faggot.

I hate clean freaks.

So you're saying you think pornography is perfectly okay?

Oh, so you're expensive and hard, like a male prostitute?

Using this forum to pick up chicks, are you?

Many things are vague, you know.

So you think that all nice, friendly, modest people should be shot and burned in the fiery pits of Hell, you racist son of a bitch?

So all muslims do is eat pig, hmmm?

I knew it, you're an advertiser for viagra.

Quit bringing your personal life into this debate!

Did he, now? He hooked you up to a nitris oxide tank and showed you Robin Williams for five hours straight?

You saying he's not?

Oh, so I suppose we all automatically lose.

And I'll bet you're just the most refined individual known to man.

Oh, so you're saying that the porn industry isn't a necessary part of the economy, and that shaving doesn't make your dick look bigger like Harold said?

Bet you'd like that you tree-hugging pinko commie pussy mother [expletive deleted].

So people who get mad at others are instantly "tarts?"

So you're just here to piss people off, then.

So you're just going to assume that we accept the same things as fact that you do?

I guess you must think you're so much better than the lesser pricks.

Bullshit, you're touching me right now.

So weed being used for purely medicinal purposes offends you, hmmm?

You're a [expletive deleted] idiot.

What's wrong with nascar driving rednecks, you candy-ass slow-driving grandma.

Yes.

So you're saying Michael Moore is a giant socialist weasel? Oh, wait, nevermind on that one.

Bashin' him just because he's rich, huh? Damn commie!

Calling her retarded?

So you think we should be able to shoot seven-year-old paraplegic cancer patients, huh? Huh?

You saying I don't?

So you want to make sure I never succeed, huh?

Well, guess what? I just did. I win. I own you all - by which I mean I support slavery, of course. :D


so you got too much time for reading and quoting everything?
which means you are unemployed?
so you love sucking out the money of our state with doing nothing but reading in forums??
you asocial bastard.

This is a common complaint around here...that people take what you say and twist it out of context. In some situations, it is unintentional, and forces you to clarify yourself. In others, it is baffling how someone could think you meant 'x' when you actually said 'j'. I think one of the things behind it is the common practice of extrapolating what you have said to situations other than the one you have described. It's perfectly natural to make this leap...but not always logical.

For example:

"I am non-violent."

"Oh, so you would just let someone kill you and your family without trying to stop them."

"No........(lengthy explanation)...."

You see how that works?

Now, it's fine if it just happens now and again...but when someone consistently does it to you, misrepresenting every damn thing you've said, you get understandably annoyed.

What's my damn point? You go ahead and make one up, based on my statements.


It's a common debating tactic. Reductio ad absurdum. Perfectly fine, and extremely annoying.

It's a common debating tactic. Reductio ad absurdum. Perfectly fine, and extremely annoying.

Oh, so you're saying we annoy you?

And so it goes on and down. With that completely pointless contribution, I'm off again.

Oh, so you're saying we annoy you?

And so it goes on and down. With that completely pointless contribution, I'm off again.

No, I'm not saying it annoys *me*. It does, however, annoy quite a lot of people.

As I can see, it doesn't take much to annoy you.

Try to twist this:

I think prostitution should be legal. Awaits hell in a textbox.

So now you think it's not enough for your woman to lay on her back whenever you say, but now every woman has to do it?

So now you think it's not enough for your woman to lay on her back whenever you say, but now every woman has to do it?

Referring only to women, are you? What are you, some kind of man-hater? You think men should be sexual objects, is that it??

Referring only to women, are you? What are you, some kind of man-hater? You think men should be sexual objects, is that it??

No, only I should be a male sex object

So now it's not enough for you to have women in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant, now they have to pay you for sex?

just for fun............i think that more of the nations money should be spent bettering education for people of all races and ages in the nation.

This is a common complaint around here...that people think you meant 'x' when you actually said 'j'. I think It's perfectly natural to make this leap.

For example:

"I am just let someone kill you and your family without trying to stop them."

Aha! So you're saying X=J, and you're going to stand by while someone kills me and my family?

This just PROVES what a bunch of dickwads the left are!

No, I'm not saying it annoys *me*. It does, however, annoy quite a lot of people.

As I can see, it doesn't take much to annoy you.

Are you accusing me of being irritable?!?![Insert Excessive Punctuation Here]!?!?!

-- okay, I'm doing my own head in now. This thread is bad for me.

So now you think it's not enough for your woman to lay on her back whenever you say, but now every woman has to do it?
So only using the missionary position should be legally enforced?

just for fun............i think that more of the nations money should be spent bettering education for people of all races and ages in the nation.
So you think people should be coerced to submit to government propaganda?

so you got too much time for reading and quoting everything?
which means you are unemployed?
so you love sucking out the money of our state with doing nothing but reading in forums??
you asocial bastard.

Heh, I am currently going to school and I tutor for $40 bucks an hour. But, yes: I am sucking some money out of the state to pay for schooling... but they told me I deserved it, so I'm going with that.

OK, someone distort this one...
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)


(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had performed fellatio had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

So only using the missionary position should be legally enforced?

So you think the missionary position is responsible for all of societies ills? Way to simply to the point of absurdity, buddy.

So you think the missionary position is responsible for all of societies ills? Way to simply to the point of absurdity, buddy.

No, fellatio prevents breast cancer!

No, fellatio prevents breast cancer!

Breast cancer occurs in men as well, so you know what you have to do...

Breast cancer occurs in men as well, so you know what you have to do...
That explains why so few men get breast cancer compared to women. They're busy....

So you enjoy the objectification of women and the most sacred bond between humans being degraded into a monetary transaction?Tee hee.

Let us remind ourselves that prostitution is voluntary. Some of the Bunny Ranch employees get over a thousand dollars per hour.

As they say: Prostitution is about sex and free enterprise. Which of them do you oppose?

I oppose the idea of a salivating government official with a machinegun intervening in my bedroom.

What two consenting adults do in their bedroom, whether or not money changes hands is nobody's business.

Let us remind ourselves that prostitution is voluntary. Some of the Bunny Ranch employees get over a thousand dollars per hour.

As they say: Prostitution is about sex and free enterprise. Which of them do you oppose?

I oppose the idea of a salivating government official with a machinegun intervening in my bedroom.

What two consenting adults do in their bedroom, whether or not money changes hands is nobody's business.

So you prefer to miss the point?

Heh, I am currently going to school and I tutor for $40 bucks an hour. But, yes: I am sucking some money out of the state to pay for schooling... but they told me I deserved it, so I'm going with that.
so you are a 12-year old kiddie who creates accounts in several forums and says that he is 24? plus you believe everything someone tells you?
because of people like you, people who just lie and don't ask no questions, we are where we are! (politically seen)

el bumpo