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The What's Your Signature Weapon Test (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=8835205699760878591 )

I "prefer": (first test)

Desert Eagle
You preferred a weapon with 27% power over speed and 60% range over melee.
You use a Desert Eagle.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/MrMisanthrope/mt1112012979.jpg

One of the most powerful handguns in production, the Desert Eagle is a heavy punch in a small package. Its reliability and speed are remarkable for a gun with such high caliber. Your enemies won't stand a chance as you fell them bullet by bullet.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 5% on power

You scored higher than 67% on range
I was hoping for something a little smaller and more reliable.... :rolleyes:

Ahh, that's Better (if larger) and I already have one.
Shotgun
You preferred a weapon with 67% power over speed and 67% range over melee.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/MrMisanthrope/mt1112013058.jpg

You use a Shotgun. While not the fastest gun in the west, a shotgun's raw power and ease of use make it an extremely potent weapon. Some shotguns can also be loaded with many different types of ammunition, providing a versatility many guns don't have. Choosing your shots, you fell your opponents immediately and without pause.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 89% on power

You scored higher than 77% on range

Machinegun
You preferred a weapon with 29% power over speed and 87% range over melee.
You use a Machinegun. Phenomenal range and rate of fire more than make up for the lack of mobility that a full machinegun warrant. Though a machinegun lacks the punch of heavier artillery, it is still an exceedingly potent infantry weapon and can fire continuously for a long time. Your enemies will run for cover as you pepper the landscape with bullets.

http://is0.okcupid.com/users/100/498/1004999222958243423/mt1112012964.jpg

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 15% on power

You scored higher than 98% on range


You'd better run!

God damn, you guys are wusses. Guns? Please. I got a Halberd.

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/100/498/1004999222958243423/mt1112013002.jpg

"You preferred a weapon with 30% power over speed and 30% range over melee."

Staff
You preferred a weapon with 23% power over speed and 29% range over melee.

You use a Staff. Length is up to you-- perhaps you use a quarterstaff, a Jo, or a pair of Escrima, but you favor the intense speed and impressive versatility of a simple wooden stick. Effective staff fighters are effective at fighting many opponents at once, even ones armed with swords. Your opponents will rue the day they underestimated the potency of your weapon.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age (24) and gender (female):
You scored higher than 7% on power
You scored higher than 35% on range

nothing like the final showdown between two skilled martial artists


Staff
You preferred a weapon with 16% power over speed and 25% range over melee.
You use a Staff. Length is up to you-- perhaps you use a quarterstaff, a Jo, or a pair of Escrima, but you favor the intense speed and impressive versatility of a simple wooden stick. Effective staff fighters are effective at fighting many opponents at once, even ones armed with swords. Your opponents will rue the day they underestimated the potency of your weapon.
http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/bessiemuch/weapons/quarterstaff.gif


My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 2% on power
You scored higher than 24% on range

I got Desert Eagle. But lets be honest here, I'm MUCH more of a Lee-Enfield MkIV kindof a girl.

Bolt-action for the win!

http://is0.okcupid.com/users/100/498/1004999222958243423/mt1112012964.jpg
Explains why I love the PARA in Counter-Strike.

nothing like the final showdown between two skilled martial artists
Unless you are too tired to fight and would rather deal with things while at the keyboard reading NS...

My alternate "practical" answers... say a good deal about me.

Orbital Laser
You preferred a weapon with 78% power over speed and 83% range over melee.
You use an Orbital Laser. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/MrMisanthrope/mt1112012985.jpg
Getting into an actual battle is a sign that you've failed. No, you need to be in your villa in South America, sipping a cup of coffee as you press the button that will annihilate the enemy stronghold. Your enemies will never know who sent the death from above, but none will wonder-- they'll all be dead.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 95% on power

You scored higher than 97% on range

Ahhh, the joys of being me... :sniper:

Short Sword
You preferred a weapon with 38% power over speed and 10% range over melee.
You use a Short Sword.

Stylish and deadly, a short sword, sabre or rapier is your weapon of choice. You are well aware that an edged weapon puts you a cut above the rabble, but you also keep your blade relatively small to give you the quickness you need to stay on top. Your opponents seldom see your attacks coming, and by the time they could have regained their senses, they are all dead.

http://is0.okcupid.com/users/100/498/1004999222958243423/mt1112013340.jpg

Short Sword
You preferred a weapon with 43% power over speed and 23% range over melee.
You use a Short Sword.
Stylish and deadly, a short sword, sabre or rapier is your weapon of choice. You are well aware that an edged weapon puts you a cut above the rabble, but you also keep your blade relatively small to give you the quickness you need to stay on top. Your opponents seldom see your attacks coming, and by the time they could have regained their senses, they are all dead.

Sword's are more fun.

You preferred a weapon with 50% power over speed and 65% range over melee.
You use a Shotgun. While not the fastest gun in the west, a shotgun's raw power and ease of use make it an extremely potent weapon. Some shotguns can also be loaded with many different types of ammunition, providing a versatility many guns don't have. Choosing your shots, you fell your opponents immediately and without pause.

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/100/498/1004999222958243423/mt1112013058.jpg


My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 66% on power

You scored higher than 79% on range

Machinegun
You preferred a weapon with 43% power over speed and 89% range over melee.
You use a Machinegun. Phenomenal range and rate of fire more than make up for the lack of mobility that a full machinegun warrant. Though a machinegun lacks the punch of heavier artillery, it is still an exceedingly potent infantry weapon and can fire continuously for a long time. Your enemies will run for cover as you pepper the landscape with bullets.

Close. If I'm ever in a battle, give me 7,62 caliber assault rifle.

Air Strike
You preferred a weapon with 56% power over speed and 85% range over melee.
You use Air Strikes.
http://is0.okcupid.com/users/100/498/1004999222958243423/mt1112012904.jpg
Fighting? Fighting is for idiots! All you have to do is make a quick walkie-talkie call and have the ground ahead of you carpeted with explosive charges. Your enemies will be searching frantically for refuge as you chuckle from afar.

You preferred a weapon with 45% power over speed and 70% range over melee.

You use a Desert Eagle.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 43% on power

You scored higher than 69% on range

Submachine Gun
You preferred a weapon with 78% power over speed and 74% range over melee.
You use an SMG.
Though short-range and prone to run out of ammo, the SMG's destructive power is remarkable and fearsome. Few weapons provide better cover fire, and focused fire from an SMG can decimate most targets. Your enemies won't last five seconds after a single sweep from your gun.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 96% on power

You scored higher than 89% on range

Shotgun
You preferred a weapon with 65% power over speed and 50% range over melee.
You use a Shotgun. While not the fastest gun in the west, a shotgun's raw power and ease of use make it an extremely potent weapon. Some shotguns can also be loaded with many different types of ammunition, providing a versatility many guns don't have. Choosing your shots, you fell your opponents immediately and without pause.



My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 86% on power

You scored higher than 66% on range


I actually forced my way into a gun lol

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God damn, you guys are wusses. Guns? Please. I got a Halberd.

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/100/498/1004999222958243423/mt1112013002.jpg

"You preferred a weapon with 30% power over speed and 30% range over melee."
Me too. Funny, since I already kick ass with the Epee (pron. ehh-pay. How do I get accent agou, or whatever the rightward one is?), the fencing equivalent of a Rapier. Though I can imagine how much fun a windmill attack would be with a Halbred.

You preferred a weapon with 61% power over speed and 85% range over melee.
You use Air Strikes.
Fighting? Fighting is for idiots! All you have to do is make a quick walkie-talkie call and have the ground ahead of you carpeted with explosive charges. Your enemies will be searching frantically for refuge as you chuckle from afar.





My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 83% on power

You scored higher than 97% on range

yeah id say that is right, i use air strikes on C&C alot combined with snipers and other long range weapons

God damn, you guys are wusses. Guns? Please. I got a Halberd.

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/100/498/1004999222958243423/mt1112013002.jpg

"You preferred a weapon with 30% power over speed and 30% range over melee."
Same.

You use a Short Sword.
Stylish and deadly, a short sword, sabre or rapier is your weapon of choice. You are well aware that an edged weapon puts you a cut above the rabble, but you also keep your blade relatively small to give you the quickness you need to stay on top. Your opponents seldom see your attacks coming, and by the time they could have regained their senses, they are all dead

I'm old school

Desert Eagle

You preferred a weapon with 40% power over speed and 69% range over melee.
You use a Desert Eagle.

One of the most powerful handguns in production, the Desert Eagle is a heavy punch in a small package. Its reliability and speed are remarkable for a gun with such high caliber. Your enemies won't stand a chance as you fell them bullet by bullet.

http://is1.okcupid.com/users/100/498/1004999222958243423/mt1112012979.jpg

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 40% on power

You scored higher than 85% on range
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Not at all surprising considering my own little peice of comic fodder fiction, Makis, wields a pair of these as a complement to his pre-cognition.

You use a Greatsword.

Do the words Zweihander or Flamberge mean anything to you? You prefer a Greatsword, a massive, heavy blade frequently strong enough to cut down the rides of mounted warriors. Though slow, the impressive length and heft of a greatsword makes it capable even of breaking through armor. Your enemies will run from the deadly arcs of your blade as you bear down on them.

http://is0.okcupid.com/users/100/498/1004999222958243423/mt1112013037.jpg

You preferred a weapon with 50% power over speed and 29% range over melee.

You use a Greatsword.

Do the words Zweihander or Flamberge mean anything to you? You prefer a Greatsword, a massive, heavy blade frequently strong enough to cut down the rides of mounted warriors. Though slow, the impressive length and heft of a greatsword makes it capable even of breaking through armor. Your enemies will run from the deadly arcs of your blade as you bear down on them.





My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 66% on power

You scored higher than 35% on range

Me too. Funny, since I already kick ass with the Epee (pron. ehh-pay. How do I get accent agou, or whatever the rightward one is?), the fencing equivalent of a Rapier. Though I can imagine how much fun a windmill attack would be with a Halbred.
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Shotgun
You preferred a weapon with 63% power over speed and 74% range over melee

You use a Shotgun. While not the fastest gun in the west, a shotgun's raw power and ease of use make it an extremely potent weapon. Some shotguns can also be loaded with many different types of ammunition, providing a versatility many guns don't have. Choosing your shots, you fell your opponents immediately and without pause.

You use an SMG.
Though short-range and prone to run out of ammo, the SMG's destructive power is remarkable and fearsome. Few weapons provide better cover fire, and focused fire from an SMG can decimate most targets. Your enemies won't last five seconds after a single sweep from your gun.

http://is0.okcupid.com/users/100/498/1004999222958243423/mt1112013280.jpg

Shotgun
You preferred a weapon with 69% power over speed and 74% range over melee.
You use a Shotgun. While not the fastest gun in the west, a shotgun's raw power and ease of use make it an extremely potent weapon. Some shotguns can also be loaded with many different types of ammunition, providing a versatility many guns don't have. Choosing your shots, you fell your opponents immediately and without pause.



My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 89% on power
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You scored higher than 81% on range

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Greatsword
You preferred a weapon with 61% power over speed and 43% range over melee.
You use a Greatsword.
Do the words Zweihander or Flamberge mean anything to you? You prefer a Greatsword, a massive, heavy blade frequently strong enough to cut down the rides of mounted warriors. Though slow, the impressive length and heft of a greatsword makes it capable even of breaking through armor. Your enemies will run from the deadly arcs of your blade as you bear down on them.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 83% on power
You scored higher than 59% on range

I got machine gun... My answers seemed to fit a sniper a whole lot better, so I have no idea how that happened.

Desert Eagle. w00t.