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The Voices Talk About Us (Ask Away!)

Kaukolastan
01-06-2005, 07:42
This is my Handy-Dandy Disclaimer on... myself.

This is the breakdown on what it means to be K-stan, so that you can all appreciate where I come from with my warped opinions and off-key remarks.

I'm an eight on the economic freedom, and a two on the civil freedoms on the compass. I'd vote Libertarian, but they can't win, and they get a little "wet behind the ears idealist" at times, so I tend to be pragmatic and vote Republican.

That being said, the whole "Compassionate Conservative" thing is utter crock; it's Big Government, but OUR Big Government. I'm an olde tyme conservative, even thought I'm in college. I believe in small government, low taxes, and a balanced budget. I don't want to cut Welfare and Social Security to fuck the poor, the elderly, and minorities, but I want to cut those to save the future generations, and to encourage self-reliance.

I'd like no corporate laws, but I know people suck, so I appreciate reasonable guidelines. I work in a Union, and I see the ineptitude it spawns. ("Gee, let's work slower to get more OVERTIME!" and "You can't fire me... I've been here since JESUS was in the FISH DEPARTMENT!") Organized labor is a dinosaur. And a flabby one, at that, but it's needed to counter a unilateral company, if and when they spawn.

I hate taxes, but I know they're necessary. Still, the US tax code requires a college degree to understand, and you could use it as a booster seat at Gigantor's table. DOES IT NEED TO BE THAT FUCKING COMPLEX? How about this: you're taxed a fixed rate... period. Even better: you pay no income tax, but you're taxed on all consumption! That way, the rich, who live extravagantly, would be taxed more by default, and the poor, not as much. (It would also put more money in the economy. Woot!) The current code was written by lawyers, for lawyers.

I think any government official wanting to raise taxes, or their own salary, should be given an old fashion witch test. AKA, chucked into a pond. If they survive, they're burned as a witch. If they drown, they were innocent, and the rest of the government will get the raise.

I believe in nuanced situations, and in grayscale events. I know that not every situation has an easy out, and that broad statements, while fun for Crossfire or these forums, are utter crap. For this reason, I have a hard time giving short answers on the forum, and will bore many of you to tears.

Contrarily (is that a word?), I realize that you need to draw some lines. At some point, you need to set down a law, and say, "This is allowed, this is not." or you will be drowned in eternal dithering. (Hello, Athens! Glad to see you could vote on a war while the Spartans burn down your city!) For this reason, I will infuriate people.

I believe in freewill, in self-reliance, in individual freedoms. I also believe in social responsibility, and in good conscience. I believe in a rational world.

I know people suck.

I combine logic with suckage to form a "Realist" worldview, which, while not pretty, is relatively accurate. People work in self interest, be it enlightened or not. Governments are not people, they do not have friends and enemies, they have interests. Groups want power.

My motto on economics: It is better to rely on greed than generosity. You'll get surer results.

My motto on governance: Everybody loves an authoritarian state, so long as it's THEIR authoritarian state. (This is why I'm libertarian, even though I have strong views on some issues.)

I'm a conservative, but I don't eat babies. In fact, most people think I'm a rather nice guy.

This is the convoluted morass of a modern conservative's mind. Ask anything you want. (Asking me to "die", "suck it", or "eat me" will be ignored.)

Let's Talk! :fluffle:
K-stan
Santa Barbara
01-06-2005, 07:44
Ooh, agree on the tax code thing. Taxation is just not worth that many words.
Kaukolastan
01-06-2005, 07:54
Ooh, agree on the tax code thing. Taxation is just not worth that many words.
Thank you! Sanity does live!

More personal info:

I like science fiction. I like space-opera science fiction, with lots of explosions and intergalactic empires and good versus evil.

Similarly, I like High Fantasy. I'm an escapist, and I read to go to alien worlds and new civilizations, to think "what would this be like".

I write what I read, meaning my writings have ton of explosions and references to myths and classic lit, even if it's hidden inside the machine-gun dialogue and quick cut scenes.

I like paintball and wargames, because it pumps my adrenaline, and I can put my mind to use in a sport.

I like history and current affairs.

My humor varies from bizarre to Gallows, with a touch of irony and highbrow/lowbrow humor. I tend to reference Voltaire and the "chode" in the same breath, without thinking. My mouth runs away from me, and I tend to say really dumb things, like asking a kid who just lost a pet how it died. I like to point and laugh at random things, and am confused when the world doesn't see the humor.

High tech is cool. High tech that blows up is cooler.

I like fast cars and hot chicks. I like luxury cars and smart women better. If the woman gets my humor, I'm in heaven.

I have been cursed by Murphy. He blew up my computer. For once, high tech that blew up wasn't cool.
Kaukolastan
01-06-2005, 07:55
I have a weird pseudo Obsessive-Compulsive personality, and I act on impulse.

When bored, I do bizarre things.

This thread is an example of said things.
New Exodus
01-06-2005, 08:23
Originally Posted by Kaukolastan
I have a weird pseudo Obsessive-Compulsive personality, and I act on impulse.

When bored, I do bizarre things.

This thread is an example of said things.
Nice to see I'm not alone.

As for government, I still say that the best we could do is change the culture. When everyone wants to be more self-reliant, the rest should just fall into place.
Neo Rogolia
01-06-2005, 08:30
I'm an eight on the economic freedom, and a two on the civil freedoms on the compass.


Eight and two? I'm sorry, but a poor little newbie like me knows not of what you speak ^^; Could you please elaborate for little ol' me?
Lashie
01-06-2005, 09:54
It's a kind of quiz (that i haven't done) that gives you your political compass ie what orientation you are, what you believe more strongly... correct me if i'm wrong, i don't know much about it
Rotovia
01-06-2005, 10:03
I love K-Stan! :fluffle:
Neo Rogolia
01-06-2005, 10:04
Oh....hmm....do you know where I could find this quiz? A link would be greatly appreciated :)
Commie Catholics
01-06-2005, 10:24
I hate taxes, but I know they're necessary.

You hate them? I love them. :fluffle:.
Kaukolastan
01-06-2005, 20:24
NE: Thanks for agreeing!

Rotovia: I love you too. As a friend, if you're a dude. If you're not... 555-867-5309. (Who get's the joke?)

Commies: You scare me. No, really, I equate taxes with pain, and you just jumped up, yelling, "I like pain! I like pain! Give me pain!" :D
Lashie
02-06-2005, 09:42
NE: Thanks for agreeing!

Rotovia: I love you too. As a friend, if you're a dude. If you're not... 555-867-5309. (Who get's the joke?)

Commies: You scare me. No, really, I equate taxes with pain, and you just jumped up, yelling, "I like pain! I like pain! Give me pain!" :D

Yeah well CC doesn't have to pay taxes so it doesn't affect him... but it's ok K-Stan, some things CC says scare me too....
Lashie
02-06-2005, 09:46
Oh....hmm....do you know where I could find this quiz? A link would be greatly appreciated :)

Nah, i don't know where to find it... ask someone like Tink or Legless Pirates... or anyone that has lots more posts than me... :D
Scenaris
02-06-2005, 10:41
As a left leaning Canadian I don't mind paying high taxes. I think that the Government should have a safety net to help those in need, because NO one else is going too. I think being from Saskatchewan (Tommy Douglas!!!) clouds my views somewhat.

Call me a communist, but I sincerely believe we owe it to our brothers and sisters to have strong unions to protect the worker, free basic medical services, good social programs to help those in need or disables, allow other cultures to flourish side by side, rehabilitation for those who just make bad decisions and make a mess of their lives, subsidized education for its people, and strong infrastructure for everyone, no matter of socio-economic strata.

All of this costs cash and I'm willing to pay for it. By helping others we're helping ourselves as well.
New Exodus
05-06-2005, 00:00
555-867-5309. (Who get's the joke?)
I think everyone who has ever heard that song has dialed that number at least once.