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Apparently a Shia mob beleived that Colonel Sander's men were behind the bombing of a Shia mosque in Pakistan.

http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=4626354

The mosque, most likely blown up by sunni radicals, was not badly damaged, the KFC was burned down and 6 employees died in the fire.

Fast food joints are a pinacle of capitalism

Fast food joints are a pinacle of capitalism
I have to agree. They were attacking a symbol.

I abhor all violence. Unless it's consensual.

A symbol of what? They were burning down a restaurant, with six employees in it, as a reprisal agains what? KFC and the USA were not behind the mosque bombing, sunni extremists were.

This just goes to show what ignorant savages those people are. We need to force our culture on them as soon as possible.

This just goes to show what ignorant savages those people are. We need to force our culture on them as soon as possible.
I'm so kicking your ass.

I'm so kicking your ass.

He has a point though.

I'm so kicking your ass.
You know I'm your favorite neandethal.

I'd have to say I agree with their actions.
For too long has the Kolonel (because adding K to a word is the height of edginess, hence Amerika) exploited the working class to create his vile Crispy Strips (which is obviously a sexual innuendo dedicated to bringing down the morals that religious extremists world over have been beating into their children with rocks).
For too long has he appeared, leering over the chicken mines of my darkest nightmares.
For too long has he failed to return my calls, you promised that you wouldn't just forget me Sanders! Why must everyone abandon me, I know he can't afford to come out of the closet, but just a few more minutes. Just another ta . . . er . . . yes, hahaha. You see, I make a joke there. Hahaha . . .
Anyway, yeah . . .

Well you do know that since we are anti-Islam; we lauch our launch our crusader attacks from of KFC.

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Oh my god.

That's hillarious XD

MMMMmmmm........ barbequed chicken sounds soooo good right now. DC is right! Talk about lashing out at the wrong people. I hate KFC and I still would never condone(sp) such a thing. These muslim extremists have a tendancy of pushing their ideals down the thoats of everyone. They did the same crap when their holy book was desecrated. This isn't even an eye for an eye.

The chicken breading is laced with pork and the barbecue sauce has liquor in it in order to corrupt the faithfull.

Funny how the Shia muslims who killed the six KFC employees in a fiery holocaust have the same enemies as the USA (sunni extremist terrorists) yet rather than work with us they burn down a fast food place.

Funny how the Shia muslims who killed the six KFC employees in a fiery holocaust have the same enemies as the USA (sunni extremist terrorists) yet rather than work with us they burn down a fast food place.
And the even funnier bit is that Chicken is about the only thing you can get Muslims, Hindus & Jews to agree on....

And the even funnier bit is that Chicken is about the only thing you can get Muslims, Hindus & Jews to agree on....
Well, you can get them to agree on killing each other pretty reliably. Oh, and goat. Everybody loves killing and goat.

You know what I'm tried of? ANGRY mobs, why are they always angry? Can't we have a joyous mob ransack a fast food joint, kill six people, and make off with all the chicken fingers?

Where are all the Ambivilent mobs, just wandering about town, shouting slogans like "We hate stuff! Death to someone!"

We need more mobs, but new and different types of mobs. I propose that by mid-2007 we have at least one prototype incontinent mob, which runs screaming from public restroom to restroom, attacking everyone who gets in their way.

You know what I'm tried of? ANGRY mobs, why are they always angry? Can't we have a joyous mob ransack a fast food joint, kill six people, and make off with all the chicken fingers?

Where are all the Ambivilent mobs, just wandering about town, shouting slogans like "We hate stuff! Death to someone!"

We need more mobs, but new and different types of mobs. I propose that by mid-2007 we have at least one prototype incontinent mob, which runs screaming from public restroom to restroom, attacking everyone who gets in their way.
I like the way you think. If by some horrible accident I'm ever elected president of the USA I want to create a cabinet position especially for you. How does secretary of random acts of violence sound?

Apparently a Shia mob beleived that Colonel Sander's men were behind the bombing of a Shia mosque in Pakistan.

http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=4626354

The mosque, most likely blown up by sunni radicals, was not badly damaged, the KFC was burned down and 6 employees died in the fire.


You dont expect anything rational or creative to occur there, do you?

And while attacking a symbol of western culture, they kill people like themselves-their own kind. People at a peaceful job, working for a living.

You know what I'm tried of? ANGRY mobs, why are they always angry? Can't we have a joyous mob ransack a fast food joint, kill six people, and make off with all the chicken fingers?




Doesnt that already happen in the US after an NBA basketball game?

I like the way you think. If by some horrible accident I'm ever elected president of the USA I want to create a cabinet position especially for you. How does secretary of random acts of violence sound?

Do I get a full staff? You know, one to beat people with, and one to file paperwork?

Do I get a full staff? You know, one to beat people with, and one to file paperwork?
Sure. Plus a discretionary funds that you can spend on neat stuff like a Porche, molotov cocktails for the staff, and Tijuanna Donkey Shows.

A symbol of what? They were burning down a restaurant, with six employees in it, as a reprisal agains what? KFC and the USA were not behind the mosque bombing, sunni extremists were.

This just goes to show what ignorant savages those people are. We need to force our culture on them as soon as possible.

:D lmao

Doesnt that already happen in the US after an NBA basketball game?

Or Britain after a soccer game.

This just goes to show what ignorant savages those people are. We need to force our culture on them as soon as possible.
Great! Then they can fill a truck full of fertilizer and blow up a federal building. Or declare themselves Jesus and hole up in a compound amassing weapons. Or start sending bombs through the mail because they hate technology. Or shoot Indian gas station attendants because some Saudi Arabians flew planes into buildings. Or bomb an abortion clinic. Or beat a homosexual kid to death. Or...

It was a shitty thing to do. It was a shitty thing that brought it on. Neither excuses further shittyness.

aw,, you're full of shit.

(had to be said - just keeping witht he theme...)

You know what I'm tried of? ANGRY mobs, why are they always angry? Can't we have a joyous mob ransack a fast food joint, kill six people, and make off with all the chicken fingers?

Where are all the Ambivilent mobs, just wandering about town, shouting slogans like "We hate stuff! Death to someone!"

We need more mobs, but new and different types of mobs. I propose that by mid-2007 we have at least one prototype incontinent mob, which runs screaming from public restroom to restroom, attacking everyone who gets in their way.You just made my day. MADE IT!

Great! Then they can fill a truck full of fertilizer and blow up a federal building. Or declare themselves Jesus and hole up in a compound amassing weapons. Or start sending bombs through the mail because they hate technology. Or shoot Indian gas station attendants because some Saudi Arabians flew planes into buildings. Or bomb an abortion clinic. Or beat a homosexual kid to death. Or...

It was a shitty thing to do. It was a shitty thing that brought it on. Neither excuses further shittyness.

At least OUR terrorists know what the hell they should (in their minds) be attacking. However, to be fair, our poor and ignorant tend to do behavior similar to these Islamic mobs. One example is the Rodney King riots. Couple cops beat up a home boy, then get off. What do the Black and Mexicans do? Torch their own ghettos. That's like punching yourself in the nuts if you parents won't buy you a new toy.

Stupid people do stupid things. Its purely coincidental that the term "stupid people" happens to include alot poor people and non-western Muslims. Maybe.

Apparently a Shia mob beleived that Colonel Sander's men were behind the bombing of a Shia mosque in Pakistan.

http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=4626354

The mosque, most likely blown up by sunni radicals, was not badly damaged, the KFC was burned down and 6 employees died in the fire.
KFC is behind the war on terrorism? :eek:

Well, that explains a lot.