Funny things your friends have said
Monotonous
31-05-2005, 19:14
Post anything your friends (or co-workers, or flatmates, I'm not particularly bothered.) have said that you consider amusing here.
Mine: One of my friends was in a fight, when the person he was fighting threw a mars bar at him. He picked it up, and yelled "I'll rev this up yer arse sidey-ways!"
Haken Rider
31-05-2005, 19:26
Today in class:
"Ok, and what did Godzilla the Hun do?" (You know, from Atilla the Hun)
I don't have any friends, but I've said some pretty stupid things in my time...
Mom: Get plates for you and your little brother.
Me: Ok. How many do I need?
And my little brother...
Bro: Is Asia in Europe?
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Cannot think of a name
31-05-2005, 19:34
"All things considered, gay guys are the ones getting the most out of masturbation."
pause
"Goddamnit, to think I'd find out this way!"
Monotonous
31-05-2005, 19:40
I had more, but i forgot. I'll try to remember.
ProMonkians
31-05-2005, 19:42
A friend was once being chatted up by a bird in a night club, he was in his third year of uni at the time, and the girl mentioned that she was looking for a good time since she had just finished uni. His response: "You spawny bastard" (to the fact that she'd finished uni - he totaly missed the first bit).
Greedy Pig
31-05-2005, 19:47
Don't worry. Your still growing, sideways.
DrunkenDove
31-05-2005, 19:50
"you know, I've always wondered about this so called gravity"
"Do you believe in fate, Neon"
"I've got a shotgun and a six-pack, what could go wrong?"
"You've got to be careful at camp [with the reserves],one of those guys was in the rangerwing and he loves to kidnap people. He got five last summer."
And I could go on.
Greedy Pig
31-05-2005, 20:07
If you roll around in the grass, you'll turn green.
McLeod03
31-05-2005, 20:09
I went to a friends house a few years ago, but got a lift instead of cycling like I normally did. She asked "Did you ride here?" and I replied, "Yes, I rode here on my invisible bike, it's tied up to that lamp-post out there". She went to the window and said "Where?"
Haken Rider
31-05-2005, 20:20
I went to a friends house a few years ago, but got a lift instead of cycling like I normally did. She asked "Did you ride here?" and I replied, "Yes, I rode here on my invisible bike, it's tied up to that lamp-post out there". She went to the window and said "Where?"
Ha! How stupid! Everyone knows you can't see an invisible bike! :p