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A friend of mine recently started dating a guy who was rather shocked by some of the 'intimate' requests she was making. My friend is pretty tame...in fact, she is often startled at my tales, (so I've stopped sharing them with her) and I could hardly fathom how this guy could be so...tight laced. Apparently, the things he sees in porn are okay, as long as his girlfriend never does them. She's considering breaking up because the sex is just...too clean!

It got me wondering though. Perhaps I'm overly liberal in terms of my sexuality...but seriously...up to what point are YOU willing to go? What is 'too kinky' for you?

Let's try to keep this discussion as clean as is possible, folks! NO PICTURES!!!!

Anything other than missionary, in the dark, with my eyes closed, and always with repenting afterwards. That is soo kinky...[/puritan]

Anything other than missionary, in the dark, with my eyes closed, and always with repenting afterwards. That is soo kinky...[/puritan]
Heheheheheheeee....no man in a kilt could be that straight laced.

Nothing involving pain or fecal matter.

Nothing involving pain or fecal matter.
I agree with the second one...but no pain? Not even a little bit? Not even NICE pain?? Or just intense, mean, abusive pain?

Heheheheheheeee....no man in a kilt could be that straight laced.

lol.

My opinion is pretty much what WL said.

Anything that requires a first-aider/safety inspector to be involved.

But....just saying 'pain' rules out so much...!!!

Nothing involving pain or fecal matter.
With you on the faecal matter. I'll add urine to that. Pain... can be good.

I'm not sure I could invite another man to join us. Another woman, yes (as long as it's not a serious relationship), but not another man.

I agree with the second one...but no pain? Not even a little bit? Not even NICE pain?? Or just intense, mean, abusive pain?

No S&M type pain is what I mean.

How about having more than two participants?

Judaism is pretty kinky.

Animals, Women over 60 or under 18, anything gay. All way too kinky for me.

How about having more than two participants?
Depends on what my regular partner thinks about it.

I'm not sure I could invite another man to join us. Another woman, yes (as long as it's not a serious relationship), but not another man.
That seems to be pretty typical (I'm assuming you're male) of guys...why is that exactly? (not challenging you directly here, just wondering...) I mean, what's good for the goose should be good for the gander...

anything gay.
Does that include 'gay' acts done to you by a woman?

Depends on what my regular partner thinks about it.
Clearly...but would YOU be okay with it...and which genders would be 'allowed' in a perfect world? (one in which your partner agreed)

I dislike the term 'kinky' makes it sound like theres a 'normal' way to have sex... granted there are things which I don't find to be 'turn ons' one of them includes women for gods sake...

but to stop deconstructing your question and answer it...

not much...

generally because I'm really just not supprised by anything, no matter how bizaar so the 'kinky' factor really isn't much of an issue for me, because nothings really that strange, just different, and variety is after all the spice of life!

I dislike the term 'kinky' makes it sound like theres a 'normal' way to have sex... granted there are things which I don't find to be 'turn ons' one of them includes women for gods sake...


I use kinky with the clear understanding that the level of 'kinky' (as in, perhaps too 'weird') is going to be different for every person. Someone's 'kink' might be someone else's foreplay :D

Does that include 'gay' acts done to you by a woman?
Yep. That's an exit only. I don't care what others do, let them have their fun, but it's not for me.

Clearly...but would YOU be okay with it...and which genders would be 'allowed' in a perfect world? (one in which your partner agreed)
Yes, male or female. We're also assuming they're not assholes.

A hose.

Oh, that sort of Kinky...

Judaism is pretty kinky.

oy vey!

Nothing involving pain or fecal matter.
what he said

i dont find either thing sexy in any way

i dont find food sexy either. i dont have anything against chocolate syrup but its not going to add anything to the experience for me.

sex in public is too kinky for me. im sure that it would add some thrill but NO, just NO.

role playing just seems stupid to me. i need to concentrate, not try to remember to say the right lines. its not so much kinky as "not interested"

bondage is OK within reason. no pain. not every time. not so extensive that it ruins the mood for being so time consuming.

most sex acts that i can think of are fine by me. its a matter of "does that do the trick" more than "is that too nasty for me". if it doesnt work, im not doing it.


cmon, what did your friends lover find just too kinky for him?

Yep. That's an exit only. I don't care what others do, let them have their fun, but it's not for me.
*sighs*...there go all my domination fantasies about you DC... :(

cmon, what did your friends lover find just too kinky for him?
Ok, I'll tell. She likes to be slapped...HARD just before climax. That and she stuck a finger somewhere that really freaked him out. :eek:

*sighs*...there go all my domination fantasies about you DC... :(
and that's what this thread is really about...

sinuhue wants to imagine a really nice couple coming up to Canada to spend a weekend frolicing.

Yeah, there are a lot of things I'm not into, purely out of non-interest, not any feeling that they are too dirty for me. However, if it was something my partner REALLY, REALLY liked...I'd do it. You have to give to get, I always say!

oy vey!


It's gotta be authentic though, dude. No Refused Party N00kie for you!

and that's what this thread is really about...

sinuhue wants to imagine a really nice couple coming up to Canada to spend a weekend frolicing.
As usualy, WL has me pegged.


No pun unintended :D

That seems to be pretty typical (I'm assuming you're male) of guys...why is that exactly? (not challenging you directly here, just wondering...) I mean, what's good for the goose should be good for the gander...
Yeah, I know. In an ideal world this wouldn't be an issue for me. I wouldn't rule it out, don't get me wrong; I just think it would make me a bit too uncomfortable. I don't like the idea of being penetrated, I guess. No form of anal sex particularly appeal to me. Ach, who knows? If the situation ever arises, I may enjoy it. It certainly isn't as off-limits as excreta...

*sighs*...there go all my domination fantasies about you DC... :(
Well what did you expect? According to a couple of people I've debated with today I'm a neanderthal. We cave men don't go in for that sort of thing.

Yeah, I know. In an ideal world this wouldn't be an issue for me. I wouldn't rule it out, don't get me wrong; I just think it would make me a bit too uncomfortable. I don't like the idea of being penetrated, I guess. No form of anal sex particularly appeal to me. Ach, who knows? If the situation ever arises, I may enjoy it. It certainly isn't as off-limits as excreta...
Oh I see...so it's an issue about you not wanting to have sex with the guy...okay, so rule that out...would you be okay with a threesome in which the only penetration was being done by the men, to the female? I guess that's my question...most guys I know say there is no way they'd let another man at their girlfriend/wife...but them having another woman is A OK.

As usualy, WL has me pegged.

No pun unintended :D

Something that my partner likes is when I've got her to the point where she's rolling from one orgasm to another, I put my lips close to her ear, and talk to her about it. Talking her up and through it each time.

That worked SO well that I am convinced that 90 percent of the sexual experience is mental - physical is necessary, but mental can take you WAAAY out there.

Well what did you expect? According to a couple of people I've debated with today I'm a neanderthal. We cave men don't go in for that sort of thing.
Ah, don't let it get to you DC...I too once misjudged you, but now I know you're just a big teddy bear in disguise!

Raunch and scat= not nice. Same goes for large amounts of pain. I don't like being hurt, and I really don't think I'd have it in me to attack someone I liked. Plus I never understood roleplay...

I don't like anything which has:
faecal
urine
more than two people (I get nervous)
S&M, bondage etc

I do like:
large amounts of snuggling before and after
one person being more dominent (but not to extreme extent)
wolves

My current activity involves:
pain
biting
blood
this really soft teddy bear which I'm not even sure how that got involved
rarely: weapons, but not loaded
howls, growling, things like that

I'm very very open about talking about my experiences, but not on here.

At the moment I'm with this reallly groovy girl, but I'm already in love with this dude but he's in Iraq.

I hate G. Dubya. Bush so much.........

Edit: when I started typing this (before someone distracted me) there were only a few posts in this thread

Ok, I'll tell. She likes to be slapped...HARD just before climax. That and she stuck a finger somewhere that really freaked him out. :eek:
slapped where?

i have a friend who HATES that finger thing. i cant imagine why he feels so strongly about it.

Ah, don't let it get to you DC...I too once misjudged you, but now I know you're just a big teddy bear in disguise!
Oh, thanks for reminding me. Furries are weird too.

Don't bother much with the term.... But I don't think anal is something I want to do. And neither actual pain (don't see the point; bondage, sure. Pain, why?), nor animals.

It looks like I'm gonna be 'stuck' with the same girl for quite some time (at most, life); mostly anything that's not of the above, would be okay (likely much better than just 'ok') doing with/for her. Threesome? Maybe, if she wants it. More likely the additional one being female... Told me some time ago, she might have gone bi (like many of her friends), hadn't she met a guy worth being in love with (yeah ;)).

I personally like to get beat during sex! But I am Scott the Cruel, so go figure!

That worked SO well that I am convinced that 90 percent of the sexual experience is mental - physical is necessary, but mental can take you WAAAY out there.
I agree. Sex has never been so good once both my partner and I realised that neither of us were just about the orgasm...I am ashamed to say that I didn't realise how much mental stimulation could improve the male orgasm...I believed, in my sexism, that this was a purely female thing. I'm sorry guys :(

Furries are weird too.
I like the furry subculture.

Well, I mainly like the anthropomorphic art.

wolves

*raises eyebrow, and waits for explanaition*

slapped where? On the face.

i have a friend who HATES that finger thing. i cant imagine why he feels so strongly about it.
Men have a wonderful G spot...

Pain, why?

A bit of 'pain' in the right place at the right time can do wonders: in other circumstances it would clearly be just a pain, but in the heat of the moment it just becomes another extreme physical sensation.

I like the furry subculture.

Well, I mainly like the anthropomorphic art.
To each his own. I only speak for myself.

Oh I see...so it's an issue about you not wanting to have sex with the guy...okay, so rule that out...would you be okay with a threesome in which the only penetration was being done by the men, to the female? I guess that's my question...most guys I know say there is no way they'd let another man at their girlfriend/wife...but them having another woman is A OK.
An invitation? Ho, ho, etc.

See, this is one of those scenarios that I don't think I can definitively rule out until I'm put in the position. I can theoretically say that I'd be open to all of this, but my suspicion is that I'd bail out if put to the test.

I certainly don't subscribe to the 'it's OK for me but not her' mentality.

A bit of 'pain' in the right place at the right time can do wonders: in other circumstances it would clearly be just a pain, but in the heat of the moment it just becomes another extreme physical sensation.
Amen.

I like the furry subculture.

Well, I mainly like the anthropomorphic art.
i find that stuff SO creepy. the first time i saw skunk porn...*shudder*.. i guess it makes me wonder about the mind that finds that sort of thing the ultimate in sexy.

Men have a wonderful G spot...
Yeah. This is the problem with the anal fear, I guess...

On the face.
oh i was afraid you were going to say that. i bet alot of men would have a hard time enjoying themselves if they were required to slap their woman hard across the face. now a good hard smack on the ass would probably be a whole nother thing. (but not for me)

i find that stuff SO creepy. the first time i saw skunk porn...*shudder*.. i guess it makes me wonder about the mind that finds that sort of thing the ultimate in sexy.
I'm not really talking about anthro porn, just the general idea of animals that are kinda like people, if you know what I mean.

Besides, there's so many artist with such varying ideas, I've seen things I got a little freaked by but I simply found something better.

I don't like skunk porn either, it's wierd....

i find that stuff SO creepy. the first time i saw skunk porn...*shudder*.. i guess it makes me wonder about the mind that finds that sort of thing the ultimate in sexy.
I'm glad I've missed that. Animals. Definately out. To me, it's like child abuse. They can't possibly consent. Eww and double eww!

oh i was afraid you were going to say that. i bet alot of men would have a hard time enjoying themselves if they were required to slap their woman hard across the face. now a good hard smack on the ass would probably be a whole nother thing. (but not for me)
I get that one...he's probably been raised his whole life to never hit a woman, and I can see how it would be hard to do it, even if she were willing...but like all new things, it's going to be awkward for a bit (ever tried dirty talking for the first time? Sound ridiculous!), but it'll get easier. As long as he understands that she has to ASK first.

I'm glad I've missed that. Animals. Definately out. To me, it's like child abuse. They can't possibly consent. Eww and double eww!
How could I forget animals? Second that ewwing!

How could I forget animals? Second that ewwing!

*points down throat* Make that three.

he's probably been raised his whole life to never hit a woman
A lot of peopel say they would never hit a girl (I'm not talking about in an intimite situation, just in general), but the way I see it if they run up and start punching you in the face, you've got to defend yourself.

I would never hit someone in the face that was wearing glasses, it's just wrong, you could break them, it would hurt their feelings.

Ok, I'll tell. She likes to be slapped...HARD just before climax. That and she stuck a finger somewhere that really freaked him out. :eek:
the slapping is fine, that shouldn't be a problem, but few and far between are the people , gender notwithstanding, who won't raise an eyebrow once anything goes near ye olde poop shoot. that's the kind of thing you need to ask permission for, or at least give proper warning. christ, even the doctor usually takes me out to dinner first.

A lot of peopel say they would never hit a girl (I'm not talking about in an intimite situation, just in general), but the way I see it if they run up and start punching you in the face, you've got to defend yourself.

I would never hit someone in the face that was wearing glasses, it's just wrong, you could break them, it would hurt their feelings.
Hehehee....

Well, that's really a different issue altogether.

the slapping is fine, that shouldn't be a problem, but few and far between are the people , gender notwithstanding, who won't raise an eyebrow once anything goes near ye olde poop shoot.

Really?

the slapping is fine, that shouldn't be a problem, but few and far between are the people , gender notwithstanding, who won't raise an eyebrow once anything goes near ye olde poop shoot. that's the kind of thing you need to ask permission for, or at least give proper warning. christ, even the doctor usually takes me out to dinner first.
Hmmm...I think your preferences are blinding you to the reality of the situation...plenty of people won't ADMIT it...but let me tell ya...I've find it's quite the opposite! Of course, a little warning is expected...maybe her finger was cold...but I haven't met that many people who were adamantly opposed to a little backdoor fun.

DC is one of those adamantly opposed. I'll say it before he feels the need to :p

What is too kinky?
Anything.
:rolleyes:

Of course, the irony here is that the further removed an act is from your plain vanilla heterosexual fucking with the lights off, the dirtier it is seen by society. Taken to its ludicrous extreme this makes a life of celibacy the kinkiest thing possible. At what point do these things leave the sexual spectrum altogether?

I'll never do anything with an SA80 in the room, it would just be too disgusting.

Whereas, if there's an AR-15/M16 series weapon in the room.....

I lick my rifle....

I'll never do anything with an SA80 in the room, it would just be too disgusting.

Whereas, if there's an AR-15/M16 series weapon in the room..... Well, gun barrels aren't supposed to have kinks in them anyway... they'd get shredded by their own ammunition.

Neither my wife or myself are interested in any scat related stuff-no poop, and no pissing on each other.

I like some pain-biting,a little whipping with a car antenna, but my wife is scared of that. A little ass smacking, some strategic pinching and twisting and releasing at the right times...

In terms of 'kink' being determined by society, I do admit that certain things turn me on because they are kind of 'forbidden'. I worry that at some point, I'll have tried pretty much everything, and nothing will be forbidden anymore. Will I stop enjoying it at that point? I sincerely hope not! Sometimes I wonder if fantasies should remain fantasies, just in case the reality isn't quite as good.

Well, gun barrels aren't supposed to have kinks in them anyway... they'd get shredded by their own ammunition.
I meant I won't 'do it' with someone in the same room as an SA80.

You'd understand if you were well versed in the weapon in question.

However, someone lured me into bed with an M16A3 modified with the old style 3-prong flash hider.

I meant I won't 'do it' with someone in the same room as an SA80.

You'd understand if you were well versed in the weapon in question.

However, someone lured me into bed with an M16A3 modified with the old style 3-prong flash hider.

Yeah, the SA80 might spontaneously fall apart.

I was just thinking...the posts here might be a little skewed, considering that many people find it too kinky just TALKING about sex and what they enjoy:(.

Everything else than vanilla sex. Probably any prop either than a condom and dildo is kinky.

Hmm... nothing involving things that belong in the toilet, nothing involving animals, no children. And no intense pain.
Everything else is fine with me.... hey, what fun is sex if it isn't at least a bit kinky and exciting?

Sinuhue - how do people know what the other one likes if they don't talk? I mean, how can people be so scared to not talk about it? It's so important...

Hmm... nothing involving things that belong in the toilet, nothing involving animals, no children. And no intense pain.
Everything else is fine with me.... hey, what fun is sex if it isn't at least a bit kinky and exciting?

So, <shall I, no I think I'd better not> would be OK with you?

Snuggling is the best, especially if one of you is bleeding.

mmmm..... several hours of snuggling.....

A friend of mine recently started dating a guy who was rather shocked by some of the 'intimate' requests she was making. My friend is pretty tame...in fact, she is often startled at my tales, (so I've stopped sharing them with her) and I could hardly fathom how this guy could be so...tight laced. Apparently, the things he sees in porn are okay, as long as his girlfriend never does them. She's considering breaking up because the sex is just...too clean!

It got me wondering though. Perhaps I'm overly liberal in terms of my sexuality...but seriously...up to what point are YOU willing to go? What is 'too kinky' for you?

Let's try to keep this discussion as clean as is possible, folks! NO PICTURES!!!!
What do I consider "kinky?" Um ... whips, chains and gerbils? LOL!

Actually, the differences between people about the limits of sex are as varied as the differences between people on almost anything you care to mention: political beliefs, religious beliefs, food preferences, etc. The key is finding someone who, although may currently have some differences with you, is as willing to experiment as you are. :)

Sinuhue - how do people know what the other one likes if they don't talk? I mean, how can people be so scared to not talk about it? It's so important...
Who knows? I know my partner and I didn't talk about it the first couple of years, being young fools and all...but we are kicking ourselves now for all that time lost! I guess people just don't want their partner to feel like they aren't doing things right...they don't want them to feel bad and think that they aren't 'enough' for the other person. So you hint, or you just let them do their thing and hope it'll be enough to get you off too. Sad. Sad and silly. But that's us repressed North Americans for you!

So, <shall I, no I think I'd better not> would be OK with you?
I'm assuming the answer will be a yes. :p

So, <shall I, no I think I'd better not> would be OK with you?

Could you explain <shall I, no I think I'd better not> to me, before I answer that? ;)

I've got a suspicion here, but go ahaed and explain first

Who knows? I know my partner and I didn't talk about it the first couple of years, being young fools and all...but we are kicking ourselves now for all that time lost! I guess people just don't want their partner to feel like they aren't doing things right...they don't want them to feel bad and think that they aren't 'enough' for the other person. So you hint, or you just let them do their thing and hope it'll be enough to get you off too. Sad. Sad and silly. But that's us repressed North Americans for you!
Um ... I've never considered myself to be "repressed." :)

Could you explain <shall I, no I think I'd better not> to me, before I answer that? ;)

I've got a suspicion here, but go ahaed and explain first

I usually put that in there when I feel that Cogitation is reading the thread (Cog is more sensitive to the sexual threads).

I'm glad I've missed that. Animals. Definately out. To me, it's like child abuse. They can't possibly consent. Eww and double eww!
oh no its "worse" than that. (like there is anything worse)
its anthropormophized skunks so you have a female skunk with humanish genetalia lying in a provocative position *shudder*

But that's us repressed North Americans for you!

Ah, you don't have a monopoly there, you know. Remember the thread about the Chinese and sex education? And I just need to take one look at my mother to know that things have changed in Europe from one generation to the next - drastically. (I used to make a joke about she came by her three kids, but that pun only works in German. Pretty dirty, too :p )

I had sex education in biology class ever since I was ten. And everybody always told us to TALK. I feel I need to point out that I went to a school run by a Catholic convent...

Snuggling is the best, especially if one of you is bleeding.

mmmm..... several hours of snuggling.....


Snuggling is difficult when one of the parties has their kickstand deployed. As discussed in another recent post-there is nothing wrong with a little sauce on your meat.

I usually put that in there when I feel that Cogitation is reading the thread (Cog is more sensitive to the sexual threads).


And sex with a Mod could be considered kinky,right?

I usually put that in there when I feel that Cogitation is reading the thread (Cog is more sensitive to the sexual threads).

Makes the question kind of difficult to answer, then. But as long as it doesn't fall into my 4 no-categories, the answer is most likely yes ;)

Snuggling is difficult when one of the parties has their kickstand deployed. As discussed in another recent post-there is nothing wrong with a little sauce on your meat.
I don't understand the food related remark, but I've snuggled with someone when we were both extremely aroused, it was nice, then after a couple hours we went at it, then returned to snuggling.

Snuggling is just so nice, the feeling of being so safe and clsoe to the person you love, knowing thet they're there to protect you, or you're there to protect them.

Of course, the irony here is that the further removed an act is from your plain vanilla heterosexual fucking with the lights off, the dirtier it is seen by society. Taken to its ludicrous extreme this makes a life of celibacy the kinkiest thing possible. At what point do these things leave the sexual spectrum altogether?
Being human, we can never "leave the sexual spectrum altogether." :)

Makes the question kind of difficult to answer, then. But as long as it doesn't fall into my 4 no-categories, the answer is most likely yes ;)

So being blindfolded and having 250 complete strangers of initially unknown gender have their way with you three at a time would be OK?

Makes the question kind of difficult to answer, then. But as long as it doesn't fall into my 4 no-categories, the answer is most likely yes ;)
"My 4 no-categories." Please explain. :)

oh no its "worse" than that. (like there is anything worse)
its anthropormophized skunks so you have a female skunk with humanish genetalia lying in a provocative position *shudder*
Oh wow. That's a bit odd. So it isn't really human on animal porn...it's animals as sort-of-humans fantasy porn? I don't actually think that's worse than bestiality. Still yucky, but not as bad.

So being blindfolded and having 250 complete strangers of initially unknown gender have their way with you three at a time would be OK?

250 might be a bit much...

And sex with a Mod could be considered kinky,right?
[ shudders ] One word ... "Myrth!" :eek:

Ah, you don't have a monopoly there, you know. No, but I can only speak for us:).

Remember the thread about the Chinese and sex education? I missed that one.

And sex with a Mod could be considered kinky,right?
EWWWW *holds hands over eyes*

thats the thing so nasty that i couldnt even type out the words


*LA LA LA LA LA ALALALA LA*

Oh wow. That's a bit odd. So it isn't really human on animal porn...it's animals as sort-of-humans fantasy porn? I don't actually think that's worse than bestiality. Still yucky, but not as bad.
It's pretty much the same as a guy with a lion head. They're basically just furry people. Well, that's how most artists portray anthros.

And sex with a Mod could be considered kinky,right?
Mmmmm...delightful power imbalance...*salivates*

"My 4 no-categories." Please explain. :)

Nothing involving things that belong in the toilet, nothing involving animals, no children. And no intense pain.

So being blindfolded and having 250 complete strangers of initially unknown gender have their way with you three at a time would be OK?
Now THERE'S a fantasy that would not doubt be a pale reality. And you thought rug burns were bad...just imagine the soreness....

Mmmmm...delightful power imbalance...*salivates*



Mmmmm...salivating is kinky. Biting and licking are most fun though.

Now THERE'S a fantasy that would not doubt be a pale reality. And you thought rug burns were bad...just imagine the soreness....

That's what I thought, too. Now, 5 or 6 would be ok... ;)

Hmmm...I think your preferences are blinding you to the reality of the situation...plenty of people won't ADMIT it...but let me tell ya...I've find it's quite the opposite! Of course, a little warning is expected...maybe her finger was cold...but I haven't met that many people who were adamantly opposed to a little backdoor fun.

DC is one of those adamantly opposed. I'll say it before he feels the need to :p
that's all i was saying, a little warning, and a lot of trust should be sufficient to make that an enjoyable experience. and maybe some kind of lubrication, methinks.

Mmmmm...salivating is kinky. Biting and licking are most fun though.
I concur.

Now THERE'S a fantasy that would not doubt be a pale reality. And you thought rug burns were bad...just imagine the soreness....
It's been done with as many as 500 over 18 hours.

You need plenty of Astroglide and insides made of leather.

Having actually read all of this;

1) I'm an avid Roleplayer, both sexually and non.
2) Anthros... Been there done that (not literally of course) - yum.
3) Smuggling a Burrito... fun-ish-if-not-often.

Too kinky I say is the pee-poop stuff. Other than that, I don't think anything can be too messed up in the heat of the moment, apart from Kilts. XD

I don't understand the food related remark, but I've snuggled with someone when we were both extremely aroused, it was nice, then after a couple hours we went at it, then returned to snuggling.

Snuggling is just so nice, the feeling of being so safe and clsoe to the person you love, knowing thet they're there to protect you, or you're there to protect them.


There was some reference to one of the parties bleeding. My mate has overcome the feeling that that part of teh cycle is embarassing.
She then has the sauce. I have the meat.

Hmmm...I think your preferences are blinding you to the reality of the situation...plenty of people won't ADMIT it...but let me tell ya...I've find it's quite the opposite! Of course, a little warning is expected...maybe her finger was cold...but I haven't met that many people who were adamantly opposed to a little backdoor fun.

DC is one of those adamantly opposed. I'll say it before he feels the need to :p
that's all i was saying, a little warning, and a lot of trust should be sufficient to make that an enjoyable experience. and maybe some kind of lubrication, methinks.
my gut reaction to the pain thing, however, was "hell no!" that is, until i realized that i actually do enjoy it. i used to have the g/f bite me when she came, which she did a lot. and these weren't love bites, in the classical sense. nuh uh. big dark circular bruises. man. i'm fucked up, i guess.

It's been done with as many as 500 over 18 hours.

You need plenty of Astroglide and insides made of leather.
Yes...I read about such an event, and I really can't imagine how BORING it must have been for her...

It's been done with as many as 500 over 18 hours.

You need plenty of Astroglide and insides made of leather.


"The Houston 500" amongst others. Not only lubricants, but ice is needed as well. And maybe a shower or two.

. and maybe some kind of lubrication, methinks.
Mandatory.
. my gut reaction to the pain thing, however, was "hell no!" that is, until i realized that i actually do enjoy it. i used to have the g/f bite me when she came, which she did a lot. and these weren't love bites, in the classical sense. nuh uh. big dark circular bruises. man. i'm fucked up, i guess.
No, it's just that during sex, your body releases chemicals which dull pain. Which is why sex is great pain medication:)

Maybe, for the sake of not getting this locked, we should steer back towards the more abstract or personal and less towards the voyeuristic retellings?

Yes...I read about such an event, and I really can't imagine how BORING it must have been for her...

Well, it's only boring because they made it that way.

Imagine if she had the opportunity to choose the 500 and get to know them, and then they really did it right...

Too kinky I say is the pee-poop stuff.
I just want to remind everyone that while feces can carry bacteria and can make you ill, urine is sterile and can not in any way, shape or form, make you sick.

Yes...I read about such an event, and I really can't imagine how BORING it must have been for her...

18 hours on the rotisiree-I bet she loved it. I know she made a few bucks.

The ones that must have been bored were the ones with the mops and squeeges.

Last night I was naked but she was wearing MI armour.

Here is a picture of someone wearing MI armour (the helmet and body armour)
(this is not a naked picture): http://img63.echo.cx/my.php?image=copyofmi6mi.jpg

I just want to remind everyone that while feces can carry bacteria and can make you ill, urine is sterile and can not in any way, shape or form, make you sick.


You're wrong. I just though about getting peed on and it made me sick.

If you drink urine you'll throw up and be sick and such. It may be sterile, but so is poison.

If you drink urine you'll throw up and be sick and such. It may be sterile, but so is poison.


There is nothing inherent in a healthy person's urine to cause such a reaction. Gandhi, for example drank his own urine regularly, and he was far from the only one.

The only thing in urine that could make you sick is the hight salt and mineral content
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urolagnia

I don't believe that there is anything a couple can do in their own bed that is too kinky as long as they both agree.
I could go pretty far in sex. I could do bondage, even extreme, I think as long as I wasn't the one receiving. Strong pain is just no fun for me, although I do like a little playful biting and clawing. I could do a threesome, foursome, fivesome, whatever, as long as their was no swordfighting or double penetration in the same hole. (For me anyway.) Feces is just gross and golden showers are just stupid to me. I wouldn't want to join in animal sex, but I'd pay to see a Tiajuana donkey show. (And I think El Burro is VERY consenting in that situation, all my PETA friends.)
I'd love to try anal and might even let her switch it around as long as she didn't pull out one as thick as a beer can and insist I call her Frank. (That would be too kinky.) :eek:

You're wrong. I just though about getting peed on and it made me sick.
But that was your aversion to urine making you ill..not the urine itself. :D And most people who are into 'watersports' (boy, did THAT website ever catch me off guard...I was thinking water polo) don't DRINK the stuff anyway.

There is nothing inherent in a healthy person's urine to cause such a reaction. Gandhi, for example drank his own urine regularly, and he was far from the only one.
Well, it's definately not good for you, it's mainly waste product (urea maybe?)

If you drink urine you'll throw up and be sick and such. It may be sterile, but so is poison.
No, no you won't. Not unless you are so disgusted that you cause yourself to do so. Some people drink urine in the belief that it will slow the aging process. Now THAT is sick!

Okay, I have read the thread, so I'll try not to be repetitive.
I echo the sentiments about toilet matter - it's not so much whether it's sterile or not, it's just the thought. I wouldn't do anything too extreme with pain, and definitely nothing with children or animals. Nothing involving meat, either (oh c'mon, you can't make dodgy comments about that, it's just too easy!) - I just find it gross, because I don't eat it. I wouldn't go for a threesome either, with either gender - I don't know, I'm just kind of possessive, and any relationship I'm in is monogomous, and I think sex without the mental side is kind of crap, thus to enjoy a threesome there'd have to be mentality behind it other than "this is so hot because it's a threesome", so I wouldn't be okay with it - if that makes sense. But yeah... other than that, I'm pretty open-minded.

Well, it's definately not good for you, it's mainly waste product (urea maybe?)
Too much salt (Gatorade for example) in your drinks isn't good for you either. In any case, I don't think we're talking about buckets of the stuff. Let's just get off the topic acutally. Eww.

Yeah, so, uh, wolves, yeah, hot.

Things i consider kinky? Hmm, i'm not a very sexual person i'm afraid and shall take kinky to mena anything i wont do... therefore :P.

Women...

No ok, if its been excreted from anything or smells of engine oil i dont want to go near it, if it causes pain or physical damage thats also out, ummm yeah thats about it... sure whole genres gone but still that leaves a lot of room to explore believe me :P.

Eh, I'm pretty much open to suggestion from either gender (though I'll be honest, a guy'd have to be prooty hot)... urine and faecal matter, I'm going with the majority here, no thankee.

Aside from that, I'll just wait til I'm really interested in it. I could stand to be in a relationship with some girl that I like, but at the moment, the thought of sex itself is a wee bit of a turn off. Probably something to do with me not wanting to use what I have, and wait til I have what I actually should.... but hey... why pass up the experience... it'll be too late soon :D

You havn't done it smeared with gun oil?

No, no you won't. Not unless you are so disgusted that you cause yourself to do so. Some people drink urine in the belief that it will slow the aging process. Now THAT is sick!
Actualy urine contains high levels of urea and poisons the body doesnt want as well as salts and stuff you generally dont want too much of. Its not good for you at all there really isnt any benifit in drinking it.

PS. There is nothing in the digestive tract that breaks down hormone groups.

No, no you won't. Not unless you are so disgusted that you cause yourself to do so. Some people drink urine in the belief that it will slow the aging process. Now THAT is sick!


That has yet to be proven. One FACT however-it will keep people away from you.

They have mouthwash and toothpaste that targets coffee drinkers- Will their be a product to take those nasty piss stains out of your teeth?

Imagine a piss-belch? "OOOh- excuse me"....

Lickers - haven't tried sauce with my meat (white or red), but wouldn't rule it out.

Animals. Blood. Shit. Urine.

Everything else, as long as it's cool with the lady, is cool with me.

You havn't done it smeared with engine oil?


Will that be the next kinky topic after beastiality/scat?
Sex with machines.

Guys banging lawnmowers and rototillers? A 67 Camaro can be so erotic when you open the hood and take the air cleaner off...

Lickers - haven't tried sauce with my meat (white or red), but wouldn't rule it out.

In my experience, the lady is much more excited at this time, once she gets over any aprehension about mess, etc...

Guys banging lawnmowers and rototillers? A 67 Camaro can be so erotic when you open the hood and take the air cleaner off...
That's not erotic at all, I'm just saying, sometimes it helps to be slippery.
Well, slippery helped most in m/m predicaments.

In my experience, the lady is much more excited at this time, once she gets over any aprehension about mess, etc...
Strangely, my male friend was the one who had to be persuaded...

...though it was an oral situation.

Strangely, my male friend was the one who had to be persuaded...
...though it was an oral situation.
I had to be persuaded the first few times ever with a girl when it came to oralness.

Whereas, on the other side of the bread, or wahtever wierd saying people use, I was way too eager.

That's not erotic at all, I'm just saying, sometimes it helps to be slippery.
Well, slippery helped most in m/m predicaments.


I know-I just saw the line of bad taste and decided to jump over it.

Strangely, my male friend was the one who had to be persuaded...

...though it was an oral situation.


I didnt say it was a tasty treat- just no reason to avoid intercourse.

You havn't done it smeared with gun oil?
ooooo the smell of gun oil!

i could get into THAT.

ooooo the smell of gun oil!

i could get into THAT.
My problem with mechanical lubricants is that I couldn't get past the thought of it getting in somewhere and messing up the piping. Same with mud. :D

Will that be the next kinky topic after beastiality/scat?
Sex with machines.

Guys banging lawnmowers and rototillers? A 67 Camaro can be so erotic when you open the hood and take the air cleaner off...

Well, I understand that linking to pornography is banned here, so I'll just say that there are some people who've come up with some pretty imaginative uses for modified mixing machines to get sort of a piston action going.

Not so much banging machines as being banged by them.

However, if you taste sugar in you or your partner's urine and you or your partner have not consumed artificial sweetener, this may be a sign of diabetes and you should see a doctor.

What the hell? :eek:

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As for me, no toilet material for sure.. Same with pedophilia and beastiality.. oh, and extreme bondage.. that's just weird in my opinion.

I have a few things that majorly turn me on. The biggest one would have to be a girl who listens to metal. That is so fucking cool. Especially if they can hold their own in the pit.

But also very hot are piercings. Tatoos I'm not so much into, but piercings are fun. Decorative stuff is alright, but the tongue, nipple, and genital piercings are what are the most fun.
Not to mention, something like a hood piercing can make the clit more sensitive, and also easier to find if a girl is with an inexperienced guy. Looks very very pretty as well.

Kinky is a tough thing to define, even personally. There's lots of stuff that people will think "eww" about, then when asked in the heat of the moment if they want to try it...they do it and like it.

Then there's always the difference between fantasy and reality. I like the fantasy of anal with my wife, but when it comes to actually doing it, I'm so concerned about causing pain that I can't really get into it. And she even likes it. I just find it difficult to not worry about it.

Personally, I'm not into the pain thing or urine/fecal matter. Just don't understand the fascination with it. Some moderate bondage is fun (tying of hands/feet or blindfolds), but the extreme of leather masks and complete body binding isn't my cup of tea. Role playing can be fun, but not as a regular thing.

I'm relatively new to my marraige (7 months) and my wife was preggers during a major portion of that time, so most of the married life has been hit-it-when-you-can because the opportunities were rare. For the year and a half before pregnancy, we've been pretty tame.

Probably too tame. For both her and myself. I know she's got some wildness in her and I have some distinct urges, but I feel very akward in general when asking for anything (even non-sexual). I tend to be about as non-needy as you can possibly imagine and I just go with the flow. Currently, our flow is pretty traditional.

Of course, now that I'm thinking about it...I may just go home and blow my wife's mind with something bizarre. :D

Animals
Under 18/Over 60
Feces/Urine
Anything that breaks bones, tears the flesh, or leaves a mark that makes people ask if you were mugged or how much to repair your car.
Anything involving another male.

I was just thinking...the posts here might be a little skewed, considering that many people find it too kinky just TALKING about sex and what they enjoy:(. Like repressed little me.

Like repressed little me.
Awww...so you WERE serious the first time!

Animals
Kids
Number one
Number two
And doing extreme physical harm

Animals
Under 18/Over 60
Feces/Urine
Anything that breaks bones, tears the flesh, or leaves a mark that makes people ask if you were mugged or how much to repair your car.
Anything involving another male.
Kiss my 62 year old ass, you agist little freak! [ said in the nicest possible way, of course ] :D

Kiss my 62 year old ass, you agist little freak! [ said in the nicest possible way, of course ] :D
He'll change his tune once he actually nears that age.

He'll change his tune once he actually nears that age.
That was my reason for not putting oldies in my list

He'll change his tune once he actually nears that age.
( shrug ) It's inevitable that there will be some who include age as some sort of exclusionary critera. I've had women turn me down because my age was too close to their father's age. Everyone has their limits; I just don't appreciate having it thrown in my face.

Kiss my 62 year old ass, you agist little freak! [ said in the nicest possible way, of course ] :D

I think that might be a little too kinky for him. :D

'Course... just ensures that they have experience, right? Gotta love Massinissa. Fathering children in his late 80s! He must have been doing SOMETHING right :D

( shrug ) It's inevitable that there will be some who include age as some sort of exclusionary critera. I've had women turn me down because my age was too close to their father's age. Everyone has their limits; I just don't appreciate having it thrown in my face.
I know in my case it would be not a specific age, but rather a range I probably wouldn't go out of. 25 years my senior is probably my limit. But for the other end of the spectrum, since I'm only 27, I'd be okay with anything legal, which here is 18.

I know in my case it would be not a specific age, but rather a range I probably wouldn't go out of. 25 years my senior is probably my limit. But for the other end of the spectrum, since I'm only 27, I'd be okay with anything legal, which here is 18.
At least that makes sense.

Part of this is my own personal problem, if you want to call it that. As I've indicated before on here, I don't "feel" old. Most of the time, I feel very young. I consider it a gift. The best relationships I have had over the past few years were with women about 1/2 my age, and it was reciprocated in all cases.

Most women my own age either haven't taken very good care of themselves, or have rather warped, highly inhibited ( in my opinion ) views about sex. Since one of the things I seek in a partner is a lack of inhibitions, draw your own conclusions. :)

Dirty old man! :D

Anything that requires a safe word.

More than one partner (I wouldn't say this just for fooling around if I was not in a serious relationship - but no more than one partner in a serious relationship, and I wouldn't have sex outside of one).

Anything with urination/defecation.

Edit: These are things that are too kinky for me. I have no problem with them being carried out between two consenting adults, as long as said adults are doing things in a safe manner.

When we say kinky, are we taliking "It's okay, but not for me" kinky or are we talking "OMG, that's gross" kinky?
Urine, fecal matter, non-humans and kids are in the second category for me.
Group sex and S&M are in the first.

When we say kinky, are we taliking "It's okay, but not for me" kinky or are we talking "OMG, that's gross" kinky?
Urine, fecal matter, non-humans and kids are in the second category for me.
Group sex and S&M are in the first.
Both I suppose. Thanks for the division..I think it's necessary.

Dirty old man! :D
Of course! And damned proud of it, too! :D

Heheheheheheeee....no man in a kilt could be that straight laced.

HEY! I have one and I am oh who am I kidding! :p

That was my reason for not putting oldies in my list

Thanks for thinking of me. ;)

Thanks for thinking of me. ;)
Any time ;)





Every time actually...... :eek:

Any time ;)





Every time actually...... :eek:
Ut Ohhhh! Heh! :D

I would say that basically, vaginal and likely oral and anal sex are nonkinky while all is is kinky.

Ut Ohhhh! Heh! :D
"English motherfucker. Do you speak it?"

That seems to be pretty typical (I'm assuming you're male) of guys...why is that exactly? (not challenging you directly here, just wondering...) I mean, what's good for the goose should be good for the gander...
We're afraid that he'll be better than us!

Meh, I don't really like the idea of threesomes that much anyway. So at least I'm not a hypocrite!

Ok, I'll tell. She likes to be slapped...HARD just before climax. That and she stuck a finger somewhere that really freaked him out.
That's not so kinky, but you would be less pathetic if the second part of the sentence was less ambiguous.

On the face.

I think that's hot.

As usualy, WL has me pegged.

So, in what Canadian province is the town of Female? :eek:

I do like:
wolves
weapons, but not loaded

:eek:

I am ashamed to say that I didn't realise how much mental stimulation could improve the male orgasm...I believed, in my sexism, that this was a purely female thing. I'm sorry guys :(
zOMG Feminazi neocon hypocrit!

I would say that basically, vaginal and likely oral and anal sex are nonkinky while all is is kinky.

So, masturbating you partner is kinky?

________

Sidenote: 'kinky' is such a sixties word, that I find it hard to use it seriously. I have images of dollybirds being slapped on the rear by a young Robert Askwith and then retorting as they straighten their dresses "Oooh! Kinky!"

EDIT: ...that and the MacNee/Blackman tune 'Kinky Boots'

zOMG Feminazi neocon hypocrit!

Yup, she seems to have failed in noticing that the primary sexual organ is the brain.

"English motherfucker. Do you speak it?"

Hey now. Give him a chance to put in his teeth! ;)

Yup, she seems to have failed in noticing that the primary sexual organ is the brain.


Ahh but which one? Big one or little one? ;)

Sigh. It's half past midnight and I'm single. This thread sucks.





So to speak.

You're thinking of head, as in slang term, there's only one brain.

EDIT: ...that and the MacNee/Blackman tune 'Kinky Boots'

Yes, but everyone is wearing them.

"English motherfucker. Do you speak it?"
LP! WTF, Dude??? :eek:

Lol...good topic...however I'm going to change the question a bit. I think that "kinky" by definition is anything out of the ordinary (missionary position) but that hardly means that I don't do these "kinky acts."

I'll do anything that isn't 1) directly homosexual...blah... or 2) just stupid...like rubbing shit around or doing fat chicks or something

I've poked it everywhere I could have, and even did a 5-some involving another straight guy and 3 girls. (we kept our distances) Oh...and one of the best things a girl can do is dig her nails into you.

"English motherfucker. Do you speak it?"

lmao

LP! WTF, Dude??? :eek:
LOL Sorry. Pulp Fiction is way past your time :p

LOL Sorry. Pulp Fiction is way past your time :p
I've seen Pulp Fiction, but that didn't hit me as a quote from the movie. I saw you had quotes around it, but couldn't figure out what you meant. My bad.

Hey now. Give him a chance to put in his teeth! ;)
There's really no reason to feel so threatened by me, my man. You probably live too far away to justify the expense of hunting you down. See? No need to feel threatened at all! :D

There's really no reason to feel so threatened by me, my man. You probably live too far away to justify the expense of hunting you down. See? No need to feel threatened at all! :D

Heh...oddly enough, thats what I do for a living

Heh...oddly enough, thats what I do for a living
You're a bounty hunter? Git outta heah! :)

one of the best things me and my girlfrend do to highten the experience is to have one of you lie on the bed blindfolded (we use a thick sock) with your hands tied together (we use a silk scarf), and let the other do with you as they will (this is more a forplay thing than an intercourse thing). Knives, feathers, stuffed animals, metal objects, fire, heated blades, heated objects combined with ice cubes is a personal favorite of mine, food, whatever you want. The secret is to tease, to scare. Cutting off your sight makes the touch sence that much more intense, and the powerlessness creates a fear reaction, a surge of adrenilne that is quite fun ^_~

I think oposites go quite well together, pain and pleasure, hot and cold, teasing and indulgence.

Something my girlfriend did the other night that I absolutly loved, she held me down, and coyly declared "no touching." At first she just teased me, played with me, but then I started struggling back, trying to reach her, kiss her, bit her, pull her hair, touch her, and her holding me down, pulling me off by my hair (I have almost waist legnth hair), struggling.

And yes, as someone said earlyer, snuggling is fun, especially if someone is bleeding.

I have a couple of scars, and a nasty knife-shaped burn scar in my chest from this all, but as I said, pain and pleasure go good together.

Both domoination and submission have their fun point. Struggling for power is fun also, as long as you leave it in the bedroom.

Too kinky, animals (although her cat, Tigirl (like tiger, but with girl) often watches. Creepy), anal penetration of any kind (both of us share this view), fecal matter, urine, that's pretty much it.

As a side note, me and my girfriend do no have accual intercource (vaginal sex), so I suppose for the rest of you out there this would be good forplay games. We have plenty fun without it, though ^_~

Sounds like you've got things perfected : p

You're a bounty hunter? Git outta heah! :)


No-but have worked with them. I mainly located debtors and assets. And take them back.

That's not so kinky, but you would be less pathetic if the second part of the sentence was less ambiguous.
Why are you calling me pathetic?


So, in what Canadian province is the town of Female? :eek:
I'm a town in and of myself. Take that to mean what you will.


zOMG Feminazi neocon hypocrit!
No, that's just my alter-ego, HerPower. Sinuhue is much nicer.

Sounds like you've got things perfected : p

Well, we are both quite lusty, and since we've decided not to have sex at this point, we've gatta be creative with all that pent up energy ^_~

Not that we do this stuff every time, or have a rutine. That would make it boaring. We have plenty of normal/romantic nights, as well. Although kinky and romantic go good together.

The best stuff is the stuff that comes spontaniously

Awww...so you WERE serious the first time! No, I wasn't... repressed does not mean squashed-into-flat-pile-of-liquid, so to speak.

No, I wasn't... repressed does not mean squashed-into-flat-pile-of-liquid, so to speak.
No, that's just pressed :D

No, that's just pressed :D I suppose repressed would be being pressed again…
…Anyway, back on topic. No, I wasn't being serious, I'm not an Armandian Cheese, although I have nothing against the guy. I am a Catholic though… figure it out… one of the young fanatical ones as well. :)