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...is just showing up. That, or between the third and fourth ribs in a slight upward direction. :p

Seriously, ladies, show up, be nice to him. If he's a jerk, dump him, but we're simple creatures, really-all most men want is for you to approve, to like them.

...is just showing up. That, or between the third and fourth ribs in a slight upward direction. :p

Seriously, ladies, show up, be nice to him. If he's a jerk, dump him, but we're simple creatures, really-all most men want is for you to approve, to like them.

Wow... men have hearts? That's news to me ;)

Wow... men have hearts? That's news to me ;)

No, really, it's true!

We also have brains too! See? *pulls out brain*

No, really, it's true!

We also have brains too! See? *pulls out brain*

Oh, so they're DETACHABLE. That explains it all ;)

Oh, so they're DETACHABLE. That explains it all ;)

Giggles.

High fives Cabra West. You go girl...

Oh and if guys are so simple, just like you say, use those hands then.

...is just showing up. That, or between the third and fourth ribs in a slight upward direction. :p

Seriously, ladies, show up, be nice to him. If he's a jerk, dump him, but we're simple creatures, really-all most men want is for you to approve, to like them.
i think that's a load of crap

Hey, the load of crap shouldn't be dissed like that. ;)

Oh and if guys are so simple, just like you say, use those hands then.



And what purpose would you like us to use our hands for?

The way to a man's heart......fight back.

From my experience, you find true love when you don't give them everything at once. Keep the man guessing, keep the man hunting, and you give him time to find something he loves. Give him what he wants right off the bat, he is no longer interested and throws your ass out before he finds something appealing within you.

Also, fight back. Not so much physically, but you need to be on your wit. If he tells you to make a sandwich, you best tell him to make you breakfest in bed first.

;)

But, that is just my experience.....that is, if you are searching for something serious. If you are not, take off your pants, that'll win him over quick.

Whenever you talk men only hear blah blah blah blah FOOD! blah blah blah blah BEER! blah blah blah blah TV!

No, really, it's true!

We also have brains too! See? *pulls out brain*

There's a catch that come's with the brain.

"God gave man a penis and a brain but only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams

If you are not, take off your pants, that'll win him over quick.

Yeah, but sometimes subtlety is even more alluring than blatent oppertunism :p

You forgot about boobs and sex

You forgot about boobs and sex

Damn, how could I forget that

Yeah, but sometimes subtlety is even more alluring than blatent oppertunism :p

Oh, so I need to bend over to pick up something, and my pants need to just "fall off". Got you now! *winks* ;)

i think that's a load of crap
Yes the way to a mans Heart is through his Stomach..

Oh, so I need to bend over to pick up something, and my pants need to just "fall off". Got you now! *winks* ;)

*Tilts head to the side*

Nice...

:D

Yes the way to a mans Heart is through his Stomach..

And then on to his scrotum.

And then on to his scrotum.

You would go through his scrotum :eek:


Ouch.....

Yes the way to a mans Heart is through his Stomach..

are you kidding? think about all the bone and soft tissue you have to traverse to reach the heart going that way. Much better to go between the ribs, or, if you've got real power, straight through the sternum with an ice-pick grip.
:p

Seriously, now, most men instinctively know who's the "Chooser" and who's the "Chosen".

Seriously, now, most men instinctively know who's the "Chooser" and who's the "Chosen".

Being the chosen is scary, caus I am always worried about being a dissapointment, and being the chooser is nerve wracking...

Being the chosen is scary, caus I am always worried about being a dissapointment, and being the chooser is nerve wracking...
No shit. When she's unhappy, I'm always wondering what I did wrong-even when I know it's not my fault, and I'm stuck always with this awful urge to try and do nice things. It's terrible, I tell you! And it's not going to be any better after August, I swear there must be something wrong with me, since I actually look forward to getting off of work to get home, and I even passed up a chance at overtime... Never, EVER let one of them have your heart, it messes up your mind something awful.

[August is when what's mine is hers legally. It's more of a simple acknowledgement of fact, but I'll be able to put her on my insurance as "Spouse" which should save us a bit of money...]

No, really, it's true!

We also have brains too! See? *pulls out brain*

Put your penis away right now!

:p

Speaking as a male..I have my preferences in terms of what kind of mate I prefer...

But to win a mans heart..do the following things..(these would work on me)

When dating, and before sex...try not to keep yapping endlessy.
If you dont have anything to say....dont.
Theres nothing wrong with conversation, but if your partner is going "MMM HHMM"..or Uh huh....hes not listening.

The first time you do have sex.......think oral.

After sex....produce a sandwich. (you can even make it beforehand)

The man will fall in love with you.

"The way to a Man's Heart... "

Show up naked. Bring beer! :D

"The way to a Man's Heart... "

Show up naked. Bring beer! :D

And pizza.

Never, EVER let one of them have your heart, it messes up your mind something awful.

Whats worse is when one certain lady has your heart, but you have to spend a whole f*****g year about a 1000 miles away from her and you firm doesn't allow you much holiday :mad: :mad:

Not that is happening to me right now or anything... :p

And pizza.

Mmmmm, pizza. :D

...is through his stomach! :D

You forgot about boobs and sex


I've never forgotten boobs or sex

I've never forgotten boobs or sex

Hah. And we don't expect you to. :p

Lot's of good advice in here for getting to various portions of a man's anatomy.

But if you wanna get to his heart, that, ladies, is through his sense of humor. And if he hasn't got one, then it aint worth the trip.

(I've been married to the lady who's taking that trip w/me for 26 years)

The way to a man's heart......fight back.

From my experience, you find true love when you don't give them everything at once. Keep the man guessing, keep the man hunting, and you give him time to find something he loves. Give him what he wants right off the bat, he is no longer interested and throws your ass out before he finds something appealing within you.

Also, fight back. Not so much physically, but you need to be on your wit. If he tells you to make a sandwich, you best tell him to make you breakfest in bed first.

But, that is just my experience.....that is, if you are searching for something serious. If you are not, take off your pants, that'll win him over quick.

Too broad a brush. The fighting back i see, i want my women to be equals and able to hold their own. But play games with me instead of being open and straightforward and i am gone. Your advice might be right if the guy only wants sex and not a relationship.
The pants will work, though, but more for the humourous aspect, like Very Angry Rabbits mentioned. That indeed works both ways, i won the heart of a woman by buying a rose in a pub and eating it instead of presenting it to her, which i would have found rather cheesy (and she also, as i found out later).

Too broad a brush. The fighting back i see, i want my women to be equals and able to hold their own. But play games with me instead of being open and straightforward and i am gone. Your advice might be right if the guy only wants sex and not a relationship.
The pants will work, though, but more for the humourous aspect, like Very Angry Rabbits mentioned. That indeed works both ways, i won the heart of a woman by buying a rose in a pub and eating it instead of presenting it to her, which i would have found rather cheesy (and she also, as i found out later).I think you're on to something - something that is either an unbelievable coincidence, or...well, let everyone judge for themselves.

Hold on to your pants, ladies.

I speak from expericence when I say that there is a distinct and unusual taste to a rose eaten in a pub rather than handed to the lady...

;) how 'bout them apples? roses and apples, as i understand it, being botanically rather closely related

much as getting laid is often on priority for some people

if your actually interested in a relationship don't mention SEX! - now this might just be a Gscene thing but you mention sex, and your gonna get on great with a guy, but only for one night, after that u'll never hear from him again... or at least untill he gets bored and horny again.

If you more interested in a relationship, get to know them before you get to bed with them.

oh and the random dropping of pants - both tacky and exceedingly bad taste, its been done to death by more men then I care to (or want to) remember and its tragic, a bit like sauna's. bleh

Wow... men have hearts? That's news to me ;)

Yes, men do have hearts. Otherwise they were women. ;)

Wow... men have hearts? That's news to me. ;) Yes, men do have hearts. Otherwise they were women. ;)I'd forgotten how painful it was to be young and uncertain... :(

Have patience - she/he is out there looking for you. With a heart, and somehow the innate knowledge of the map to yours.