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Okay, I know the majority of people on this are males. THerefore, I thought who would be better to ask than them...I guess the females have probably heard some really good ones also...

Okay, so what am I talking about...come-on lines, or lines to pick a girl up.

I guess I just wanted to hear some you have tried and which ones have actually worked.

I work at a bar, trust me I have heard a lot.

I think my favorite would have to be "Nice shoes wanna f*ck?" Great, right?

"The Way to a Woman's Heart..."

... is below her stomach? :D

Okay, I know the majority of people on this are males. THerefore, I thought who would be better to ask than them...I guess the females have probably heard some really good ones also...

Okay, so what am I talking about...come-on lines, or lines to pick a girl up.

I guess I just wanted to hear some you have tried and which ones have actually worked.

I work at a bar, trust me I have heard a lot.

I think my favorite would have to be "Nice shoes wanna f*ck?" Great, right?
if a guy noticed my shoes (or even just pretended to) he'd totally be in there!

Okay, I know the majority of people on this are males. THerefore, I thought who would be better to ask than them...I guess the females have probably heard some really good ones also...

Okay, so what am I talking about...come-on lines, or lines to pick a girl up.

I guess I just wanted to hear some you have tried and which ones have actually worked.

I work at a bar, trust me I have heard a lot.

I think my favorite would have to be "Nice shoes wanna f*ck?" Great, right?
"Why are you pretending so hard?"

or ...

"Why are you trying so hard?"

I am not trying, I don't believe I ever used one on a male. There were used on me when I was working.

"I play sax and own a Porsche." Which I would use, under my breath after the chick was waaay out of ear shot. And I do, and I did-but it was a ratty 914 that no one liked but me and was really a mechanical disaster. But still a Porsche...

Crazy thing is, it kinda worked. A chick from high school started showing up to my job while I was doing that and I didn't think anything of it-she wound up dating me. Though she was never that into my sax playing and HATED that car, so maybe it wasn't the line itself that did the job....

most lines work on me actually, cause they make me laugh, and i'm a sucker (no pun intended :p) for a guy who makes me laugh

if a guy noticed my shoes (or even just pretended to) he'd totally be in there!
See, this goes to show what I've been sayin'-those fuckin' uncomfortable torture devices you chicks wear, those are for you all. No dude I know has or would ever look across a room and go, "Man, I'd totally ask that hot chick out if only she had on heels." We just don't notice, certainly not enough to put up with the pain of wearing them.

True, but I was wearing old beat up, liquor stained shoes.

True, but I was wearing old beat up, liquor stained shoes.
Well, see-that's just hot...





;)

The Way to a Woman's Heart? Straight through her sternum.

Sorry, no pickup line, I just felt compeled to blurt that out.

Yea, thats easy..

Ive heard sex is a killer.. wanna die happy?

or..

Is your father a baker? because you sure have some killer buns!

Eh.. pickup lines? That seems so.. impersonal and amateurish.

See, this goes to show what I've been sayin'-those fuckin' uncomfortable torture devices you chicks wear, those are for you all. No dude I know has or would ever look across a room and go, "Man, I'd totally ask that hot chick out if only she had on heels." We just don't notice, certainly not enough to put up with the pain of wearing them.
when you're 5'3" sometimes you gotta wear heels so that you're actually tall enough to be noticed and not have people just looking over you

"There's a party in my pants and your invited."

The true way to a woman's heart is through the chest with a sharp object! Muahahaha!!

when you're 5'3" sometimes you gotta wear heels so that you're actually tall enough to be noticed and not have people just looking over you

Hey, I am only five feet exactly, I know what you mean.

Through The Nose!!!!

when you're 5'3" sometimes you gotta wear heels so that you're actually tall enough to be noticed and not have people just looking over you
Tink ... somehow I don't think that you being 5'3" prevents men from "noticing" you! [ rolls eyes ]

I think many of you are missing the point of this thread.......

Let's see.....I've gotten some rather lame pick-up lines. I wish guys would be a little more inventive.

"I own a truck.....it's a pick-up, would you like a lift?"

"Your a Princess, but you can be my Queen."

"Are you an Angel? Because I think you just fell from heaven."

*sigh* Men.......... *shakes head*

A mate of mine does the same old thing every time and it works too. I can't bring myself to do it because it's so false. I might compliment but not in so formulaic a way.

Here is his spiel: -

Oh, nice shoes they look expensive.
Lovely dress...
Your hair's gorgeous...
Like your perfume, what is it...

Basically he starts at the bottom (feet that is) and works up complimenting everything. Like I said, it's completely false but mostly works.

Tink ... somehow I don't think that you being 5'3" prevents men from "noticing" you! [ rolls eyes ]
well somthing does! just let me pretend it's just my height, it makes me feel better

I think many of you are missing the point of this thread.......

Let's see.....I've gotten some rather lame pick-up lines. I wish guys would be a little more inventive.

"I own a truck.....it's a pick-up, would you like a lift?"

"Your a Princess, but you can be my Queen."

"Are you an Angel? Because I think you just fell from heaven."

*sigh* Men.......... *shakes head*
I bet you didn't even read mine, did ya? Sigh. :(

well somthing does! just let me pretend it's just my height, it makes me feel better

It's my theory that people avoid you knowing what kind of conversation may ensue.

well somthing does! just let me pretend it's just my height, it makes me feel better
What ... EVER! [ major eye-roll ]

Tink, just face the fact that you need more attention than the average and learn to live with it. I was much the same way at your age. I seriously doubt that what you're sensing is a lack of attention. More like a lack of all the attention you'd like to get. Yes? :)

Ah ok back to the lines again....

Licks finger and touches shirt, "Oh let's get you out of those wet clothes."

Looking a bit frustrated: Sorry to disturb you.. but I cannot find my mobile. Could I try calling it with yours ?

If she says yes you have her number. You can also offer her a drink to say thanks.

I bet you didn't even read mine, did ya? Sigh. :(

Damn it, I was hoping you would not notice. :D

Actually, I tend to read an entire thread before I post, so that I do not repeat material......unless it is really long.


Hey, let's do pick up lines on guys too. :D

Eutrusca, I love your eyes, and you've got an amazing voice. Sing to me!

"I've lost my number...can I have yours?"

Looking a bit frustrated: Sorry to disturb you.. but I cannot find my mobile. Could I try calling it with yours ?

If she says yes you have her number. You can also offer her a drink to say thanks.

That's kinda cute...

That's kinda cute...

Or kind of creepy in a stalker kind of way.

What ... EVER! [ major eye-roll ]

Tink, just face the fact that you need more attention than the average and learn to live with it. I was much the same way at your age. I seriously doubt that what you're sensing is a lack of attention. More like a lack of all the attention you'd like to get. Yes? :)
HA! in real life i barely get any attention whatsoever, even my best friends are starting to forget i exist :rolleyes: admittedly, i get plenty of attention online, too much sometimes (like now, i didn't mean for you to respond to me saying that i need to wear heels cause i'm short, i was only pointing out the reason why some girls need to wear heels, but noooooooooooooooooooo, you have to see it as me being an attention whore :rolleyes: ) now go away and leave me alone

Damn it, I was hoping you would not notice. :D

Actually, I tend to read an entire thread before I post, so that I do not repeat material......unless it is really long.


Hey, let's do pick up lines on guys too. :D

Eutrusca, I love your eyes, and you've got an amazing voice. Sing to me!


DFD, that would be fun if we did lines on men, but really do we need to... ;)

Oh, this one was rather disturbing coming from the person who said it:

"It's getting rather hot in here, you should take off your clothes."

Eutrusca, I love your eyes, and you've got an amazing voice. Sing to me!
ROFLMFAO!!! Hon, you do not want to hear me sing! Can you say "dying bullfrog in a windstorm," boys and girls? :D

It's my theory that people avoid you knowing what kind of conversation may ensue.
and what kind of conversation might that be?

"My name is Elmer Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht."

Since I've already been through the sexual, wild relationships.

The only way to my heart is integrity, character, confidense in their self-beliefs, sense of humor, kindness and heart(courage).

and what kind of conversation might that be?

Hush, child. The grown-ups are talking.

Since I've already been through the sexual, wild relationships.

The only way to my heart is integrity, character, sense of humor, kindness and heart(courage).

And THROUGH THE NOSE!!!!!

Kajajajajajajaja!

Hush, child. The grown-ups are talking.
i hate you

DFD, that would be fun if we did lines on men, but really do we need to... ;)

No, all we need to do is bend over or yawn and we've got a man's full attention most of the time.

;)

DFD, that would be fun if we did lines on men, but really do we need to... ;)
Of course not! LOL! Bat your baby [ insert color of eyes here ] and take a deep breath. :D

Since I've already been through the sexual, wild relationships.

The only way to my heart is integrity, character, sense of humor, kindness and heart(courage).

The title was meant in sarcasm...

"is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants"

"f***in hell, come and sit on me f***in d**k b*tch" (that one didn't work funnily enough)

Oh, this one was rather disturbing coming from the person who said it:

"It's getting rather hot in here, you should take off your clothes."
Well? Are you going to tell us the person/circumstances, or do we have to like ... ask??? ;)

ROFLMFAO!!! Hon, you do not want to hear me sing! Can you say "dying bullfrog in a windstorm," boys and girls? :D

Oh, but that is so beautiful......a bullfrog. I just love bullfrogs! Do you know where I can find one? I seem to have lost mine..... *twirls hair and looks down*

;)

Or smile.

Or here is another one that doesn't work, "Come sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up."

And THROUGH THE NOSE!!!!!

Kajajajajajajaja!


Hahaha well shit on me for taking what was said in the question on post seriously....


I always take shit seriously .. til I find out otherwise.. and now I have.. but it doesn't matter now does it? I've already said what I said.. and I'm not taking it back.. so deal with it.

Since I've already been through the sexual, wild relationships.

The only way to my heart is integrity, character, confidense in their self-beliefs, sense of humor, kindness and heart(courage).
Very commendable ... but do you mean it, or are you saying that to salve your conscience? ;)

All this thread has done is remind me how much I hate men.

Oh, but that is so beautiful......a bullfrog. I just love bullfrogs! Do you know where I can find one? I seem to have lost mine..... *twirls hair and looks down*

;)
Hahahahahaha! Not bad. Not bad! :D

Well? Are you going to tell us the person/circumstances, or do we have to like ... ask??? ;)

Even if you asked, I wouldn't tell. Unfortunately, RL has been a bitch to me. I think many can guess without being told, but the topic sits uncomfortably with me.

Giggles, touches Eutrusca, softly on his arm, "Oh do you work out, they are so big!"

Or here is another one that doesn't work, "Come sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up."

*rofl* Love it girl!

Very commendable ... but do you mean it, or are you saying that to salve your conscience? ;)


Oh, I mean it.. but hate I wasted it on this thread.. since I now find out it was a joke.

No bigge tho. :)

All this thread has done is remind me how much I hate men.
Awww! Someone must have treated you really badly to make you say things like that. I'm sorry. Whomever it was, I humbly apologize for him. :(

Oh, I mean it.. but hate I wasted it on this thread.. since I now find out it was a joke.

No bigge tho. :)
You didn't "waste" it. I, for one, am very impressed. :)

Awww! Someone must have treated you really badly to make you say things like that. I'm sorry. Whomever it was, I humbly apologize for him. :(

I was being ironic...you know, since I am actually a man myself. Gotta love gender ambiguity.

Oh, I mean it.. but hate I wasted it on this thread.. since I now find out it was a joke.

No bigge tho. :)

I thought my post said for come-on, pick-up lines. Maybe I thought I just typed that in. Next time I will type JOKE, like that so everyone knows.

Giggles, touches Eutrusca, softly on his arm, "Oh do you work out, they are so big!"
ROFLMAO!!!! OMG!

Girl, you be shinnin' me on! :D

I was being ironic...you know, since I am actually a man myself. Gotta love gender ambiguity.

Quite cleaver, now I am impressed.

Even if you asked, I wouldn't tell. Unfortunately, RL has been a bitch to me. I think many can guess without being told, but the topic sits uncomfortably with me.
Ok. I can understand that. Sorry. I didn't realize it was that sensitive a topic for you. My apologies.

Quite cleaver, now I am impressed.

Androgyny is the way to a woman's heart?

I thought my post said for come-on, pick-up lines. Maybe I thought I just typed that in. Next time I will type JOKE, like that so everyone knows.


No need. I read the title and nothing else. That's my thing to deal with .. not yours.

Plus I'm drinking.. adn just started typing what I felt.

Ya'll have fun! :)

All this thread has done is remind me how much I hate men.

Generalizing, I hate men too most of the time.

Now, there are some amazing men out there though. They are just hard to find. It's hard to find the man that fits well with your personality, so generally speaking, most men are assholes.

Plus, a man's body can be a very beautiful thing. Mmmhmm.....

:D

Or kind of creepy in a stalker kind of way.

Definately - it is manipulation instead of seduction. But it was quite popular a few years back and contrary to the "funny" lines actually worked - till people turned off number recognition of course.

Androgyny is the way to a woman's heart?

No humor and intelligence.

Giggles, touches Eutrusca, softly on his arm, "Oh do you work out, they are so big!"
CRAP! Elbow-touchers are the worst...fuck I hate that-I'll say something, the chick I'm talking to laughs a little too much and then touches the inside of my elbow. It's not a pause button, dammit. I know to wait on a laugh...


...I couldn't possibly be reading that situation wrong.....

No humor and intelligence.
of which he has neither

No humor and intelligence.

No [sense of] humour and intelligence? Your standards are very high.

Androgyny is the way to a woman's heart?
Perhaps so, at least to a limited degree. Most women have real trouble relating to the "man's man, all man" types. Generally women love to oogle them and fantasize, but unless you can have enough of a "feminine side" to understand her a bit ( especially the importance emotions play ), don't expect anything long term. [ Disclaimer: making generalizations about "most women" or "most men" is hazardous at best. ]

*Note to self: Make good use of the [sarcasm], [joke] and [irony] tags from now on.

CRAP! Elbow-touchers are the worst...fuck I hate that-I'll say something, the chick I'm talking to laughs a little too much and then touches the inside of my elbow. It's not a pause button, dammit. I know to wait on a laugh...

...I couldn't possibly be reading that situation wrong.....
I suspect you are. Ever heard of "psycholinguistic programming?" The sense of touch is one of the strongest in most people. By touching you while flirting with you, she's trying to find a way to make you remember her with fondness, particularly when she touches the same spot later. ( Don't go there! LOL! )

I suspect you are. Ever heard of "psycholinguistic programming?" The sense of touch is one of the strongest in most people. By touching you while flirting with you, she's trying to find a way to make you remember her with fondness, particularly when she touches the same spot later. ( Don't go there! LOL! )

You get brownie points!!!!!

You get brownie points!!!!!
:D

You get brownie points!!!!!

Pardon my ignorance, but what are brownie points?

Pardon my ignorance, but what are brownie points?

Brownie's are [often chocolatey] snacks. Brownie points are brownies fashioned into triangles.

Pardon my ignorance, but what are brownie points?
A slightly ( very slightly ) sarcastic way of saying that you've done or said something worthy of praise. :)

I suspect you are. Ever heard of "psycholinguistic programming?" The sense of touch is one of the strongest in most people. By touching you while flirting with you, she's trying to find a way to make you remember her with fondness, particularly when she touches the same spot later. ( Don't go there! LOL! )
Yeah, I was just having some fun at my own expense. I tend to pick up on pick ups about a week later when all of a sudden I'll go, "Hey..."

Yeah, I was just having some fun at my own expense. I tend to pick up on pick ups about a week later when all of a sudden I'll go, "Hey..."

Yeah, we all laughed when that girl started licking your face and you asked her if she was hungry.

the way to a womans heart: take a right at the lungs

Yeah, we all laughed when that girl started licking your face and you asked her if she was hungry.
:D Quality. I really did 'laugh out loud,' not euphomisticly

Giggles, pointing at zipper on jeans, "Is that a bananna in your pocket or you just excited to see me?"

Giggles, pointing at zipper on jeans, "Is that a bananna in your pocket or you just excited to see me?"

I just got back from the zoo.

Yeah, I was just having some fun at my own expense. I tend to pick up on pick ups about a week later when all of a sudden I'll go, "Hey..."
Yeah. I was the same way, until I trained myself to look for them. :D

Giggles, pointing at zipper on jeans, "Is that a bananna in your pocket or you just excited to see me?"
I was wearing a saxophone earing (don't ask) and when someone asked, "Is that a saxophone in your ear?" I responded with, "No, I'm just happy to see you." Which, sadly, is probably my slickest moment. I'm confident if used properly that would have worked...

I was wearing a saxophone earing (don't ask) and when someone asked, "Is that a saxophone in your ear?" I responded with, "No, I'm just happy to see you." Which, sadly, is probably my slickest moment. I'm confident if used properly that would have worked...
That is actually quite good. :)

One of the secrets to really good conversation is to keep the other person just slightly off-balance by making comments that they have to think about for a second, thus making them focus on what you say a bit more ... and of course, by extension, on you! :)

" Can I be your teddy bear tonight?"

"You are the most beautiful woman ever," slurs as he spills half of his beer on the table.

"You are the most honest person in this bar."

"Damn, you're cute. Crazy cute. Like, I should just be handing you puppies cute."

"That dress looks great on you, but it would look better crumpled up next to my bed."

"You are the most beautiful woman ever," slurs as he spills half of his beer on the table.

"You are the most honest person in this bar."
LOL! You nut! :D

Have a bit of compassion for us poor, deprived male types. Driven by floods of testosterone, we are almost totally dependant on you females for a bit of relief now and then, provided you think we're kewl and you're in the mood and ... and ... and. :)

Speaking of bed, I think mine is calling my name...

Actually, the most effective "line" ( a term I despise! ) is to make some totally unexpected compliment. Since most men don't notice many of the things in which most women take great pride, complimenting her taste in accessories, or her color sense as evidenced by colors which compliment her eyes or hair or overall appearance, or ( if she's physically attractive ) her intelligence, or ( if she seems to think she's rather "plain" ) the beauty of a particular body part ( and here I mean eyes, nose, ears, etc., not figure! ).

Don't give them hints....;)

Speaking of bed, I think mine is calling my name...
We were??? [ Frantically searches thread for any mention of the word "bed!" ] :D

Have a good rest, nice lady. :)

Don't give them hints....;)
Awww! [ looks crest-fallen ] But most of them are so desperately in need of hints! ;)

"That dress looks great on you, but it would look better crumpled up next to my bed."

Read last word in line. I said it. Thanks off for some beauty rest. Ni...ni.

LOL! You nut! :D

Have a bit of compassion for us poor, deprived male types. Driven by floods of testosterone, we are almost totally dependant on you females for a bit of relief now and then, provided you think we're kewl and you're in the mood and ... and ... and. :)

Hey now........you deprived men have holes to put poles too....just a little more muscle and sometimes a little more mess.

Hey now........you deprived men have holes to put poles too....just a little more muscle and sometimes a little more mess.
Sorry. Not my "thing." I'm so hetero it's almost disgusting ... almost, that is. :D

Sorry. Not my "thing." I'm so hetero it's almost disgusting ... almost, that is. :D

Dogs? Cats? Cows? Trees? Snake holes? Dead people?

I'm sure there is a fitting alternative to women.

:D

"My name is Elmer Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht."
Elmer Fudd is so money he doesn't even know it. And he's got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And he's looking at his claws and he's looking at his fangs. And he's thinking to himself, he doesn't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* he doesn't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?

Dogs? Cats? Cows? Trees? Snake holes? Dead people?

I'm sure there is a fitting alternative to women.

:D
Tsk! Now, now, nice lady. You know in your heart of hearts that nothing ... nothing at all ... can ever take the place of a warm, caring, generous, compassionate woman! :)

Tsk! Now, now, nice lady. You know in your heart of hearts that nothing ... nothing at all ... can ever take the place of a warm, caring, generous, compassionate woman! :)


A good, caring, and selfless man could, but that's just me......call me crazy.....

:D

DFD you're crazy ;)

Haha, this thread had me laughing out loud, literally. :D

How about this old one:

"I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bed Rock."

Id say Women are heartles but they have mine.
but then they wont give it back and so they are Heartless again and because they have mine i am also heartless. :eek: WOW....

A good, caring, and selfless man could, but that's just me......call me crazy.....

:D
Uh huh. Why should I call you "crazy," when you're obviously more "crazy like a fox?" :D

Haha, this thread had me laughing out loud, literally. :D

How about this old one:

"I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bed Rock."
Oh, GROAN! That hurts! Heh!

my dog died wanna be my bitch

i was going to use the nice shoes wanna f**k one but i was beaten

Honestly, what would you guys do with a woman's heart once you had it?

Don't be such hypocrites, it's not her heart you're after. ;)

I suck at pick up lines, which is why I've never tried to 'pick up'.

But I do understand that the character of a woman is far more important than her outward appearance.

Winter-een-Mas: that's the kind of line that gets your face slapped... :p

Honestly, what would you guys do with a woman's heart once you had it?

Don't be such hypocrites, it's not her heart you're after. ;)
Obviously I can't speak for anyone else, but there are basically three things I truly want from any woman to whom I'm attracted:

1. Her respect.

2. Her honesty.

3. Her laughter.

If I have those three, all else I might desire will follow.

"So...you're a girl, huh?"

"So...you're a girl, huh?"

lol. Niiice.

Honestly, what would you guys do with a woman's heart once you had it?

Don't be such hypocrites, it's not her heart you're after. ;)
Yeah, but ya can't pick em up with honesty. "Nah, baby. I'm after your heart. We just need to get that blouse out of the way and that bra and...look you don't mind if I stop and set up camp here for the night? We can start back up again for the heart tomorrow, cool?"

Yeah, but ya can't pick em up with honesty. "Nah, baby. I'm after your heart. We just need to get that blouse out of the way and that bra and...look you don't mind if I stop and set up camp here for the night? We can start back up again for the heart tomorrow, cool?"

Ever tried that approach? ;)

"So...you're a girl, huh?"
[ Confused look ] Um ... no, not the last time I checked, anyway! :p

[ Confused look ] Um ... no, not the last time I checked, anyway! :p

Ow. That's never happened to me before. :p

How about,

"Are you menstruating?"

"You stole my heart, but that's ok because I have eight more in jars back at home"

Gotta be my favourite

Ow. That's never happened to me before. :p

How about,

"Are you menstruating?"
Not really, although I do get a bit irritable once a month. Must be that Mydol I took when there was nothing else around for my headache, which I decided to name "Kanabia." :p

"You stole my heart, but that's ok because I have eight more in jars back at home"

Gotta be my favourite
If said with a straight face, that one would scare the crap out of most women! Heh!

"Shh. I heard there's a bomb in the building. Can I disarm you?"

Say what you will about being a pot smoker, but the most sucessful 'line' (if it can be called that, since I wasn't after anything other than what I said) has to be, "Do you have a device?" I was instantly the best friend of four really attractive women. Now, if only I was a closer...

"Shh. I heard there's a bomb in the building. Can I disarm you?"
Quality.

Quality.

Hehe, I came up with it just then. *contemplates using it in the near future* :p

I can never remember any "good" lines. so I used to just walk up to them an open my mouth, normally my brain would panic into saying something stupid, which got a laugh.

two best moments when single,
1) in a club, near the end, totally drunk being the 30th guy to try to chat to this hottie and getting burned, just as the music ends and their is silence I not so whittly reply to her get lost, with "I suppose a f**ks out of the question then?"
a moment of silence in the club followed by applause from the other guys who had failed that night.
2) out with a friend and a girl that had chose him, she says "aww look at you on your own" (nice girl). I look over the dance floor, see a good looking girl and wave her over to me, she comes over wraps her arms around me and we dance very close and start to kiss, without a word being said.

Okay, now I really hate men.

1) in a club, near the end, totally drunk being the 30th guy to try to chat to this hottie and getting burned, just as the music ends and their is silence I not so whittly reply to her get lost, with "I suppose a f**ks out of the question then?"
a moment of silence in the club followed by applause from the other guys who had failed that night.

Smooth :D

1) in a club, near the end, totally drunk being the 30th guy to try to chat to this hottie and getting burned, just as the music ends and their is silence I not so whittly reply to her get lost, with "I suppose a f**ks out of the question then?"
a moment of silence in the club followed by applause from the other guys who had failed that night.

One question: how many had you had? :p

One question: how many had you had? :p

lots.
It was one of those moments that was good, bad and very funny. the girl in question was having great fun taking down the guys that tried to talk to her, so the rest of the club girs included thought the responce was funny.

[QUOTE=See u Jimmy]
1) in a club, near the end, totally drunk being the 30th guy to try to chat to this hottie and getting burned, just as the music ends and their is silence I not so whittly reply to her get lost, with "I suppose a f**ks out of the question then?"
a moment of silence in the club followed by applause from the other guys who had failed that night.
QUOTE]

That is great, I am going to use that to burn a guy sometime. Tell him a fuck is out of the question.

Here is another funny burn. My friend and I were eating at a restuarant. OUr server kept flirting with me, quite funny. He was cute, but I am moving and would be pointless. The next time he came over to us, my friend blurted out, ya know you can stop flirting with her so much, she is going to tip you great anyway. His face turned bright pink and he stumbled with words. He actually kind of looked hurt. But I guess later he bounced back when he said he was flirting to get my number. But initially it was funny.

Not sure if someone's said this before or not....but for me...

"Hey...I'm Alec Nemerov...may I buy you a drink?" Normally gets the job done. The drink gives an oppertunity to talk, and I'm nice and outgoing so it's all good. My aspiration to be a lawyer, and the fact that I drive a Benz (my dad's a Mercedes dealer) normally works wonders with certain types of girls too.

i get plenty of attention online, too much sometimes
To be honest, I am shocked almost daily by the amount of e-attention you get.

the real way to get women interested seems to be queer...

number of girls I get come up to me and try and get my number or flirt or whatever in an attempt to 'convert' me is just ridiculous!!


on the whole line thing... tacky, I don't chase, I am that unattainable hottie that nobody would dare drop a line to because they no they're no where near good enough, but it doesn't stop the hopefull looks on their faces as I walk past.

hey so I'm a tease... big deal

Burns on the other hand I got pleanty of...

my latest used one being
"you want to be a what? But sweetie I could scrape more talent from under my nails then you could ever even aspire to. Don't worry about it though, i'm sure there will be pleanty of opportunites for you in table service, were you going to the bar?"

No humor and intelligence.

I have those! But I'm 13.

Not sure if someone's said this before or not....but for me...

"Hey...I'm Alec Nemerov...may I buy you a drink?" Normally gets the job done. The drink gives an oppertunity to talk, and I'm nice and outgoing so it's all good. My aspiration to be a lawyer, and the fact that I drive a Benz (my dad's a Mercedes dealer) normally works wonders with certain types of girls too.

My favorite car...So, Alec, what are you doing later? Winks one heavy eyelash...

Your wallet, of course.

sorry, couldn't resist:

Math Related Pickup lines!

" baby,I wish I were your derivative, cuz then I'd be tangent to all your curves."

perhaps you and i could do some double integration?

I wish I were your derivative, cuz then I'd be tangent to all your curves.

I'd like to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables.

My function doesn't have an absolute minimum, it's all maximum.

My hard drive doesn't have an off switch.

You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?


here is a dumb one: Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around you.


Sex is like Math:
Add the bed
subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
and hope you dont multiply.


up for some int[10,13](2x)dx??


-I'd love to be the area under YOUR curves.

-Are you good at Calculus? Because I'm looking for someone to integrate my natural log.

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Fg = Gm1m2/r^2....hey baby, according to this equation, if we get twice as close the attraction between us is 4 times greater.

integral of cabin? natural log cabin!!

"Kiss my asymptote"

integral of e^x (write it out and you'll see how lame it is)

Baby, you wanna see how many times one goes into zero


Your fat, I got a good diet for you- binomials and trinomials.


Baby i wish you were my integral, so i can be the area under your curves


Hey baby, what's your sine?
hey baby if you were x^2, i wish i was (x^3)/3, the area under your curves
hey baby how about you and i go do some double integration?

my natural log is huge.

you and i add up better than a riemann sum.

want to check out my vertical asymptote?

"Nice equation, wanna f-ck?"

How do you know if a function is female? It's periodic!

How do you calculate the pattern used to alter clothing? Use the Tailor Series

What does a mathematician say when he/she is surprised? OH MY COSH!

What did the student say when he/she derived cosh(x)? What a SINH!

What did the teacher say when the student couldn't see the direction of induction? You might wanna contact lenz!

hey baby want to find out the coefficient of kinetic friction between us?

you're like the top of an amd athlon, hot

is that an asymptote in your pants or are you just happy to see me?


I wish that I were sine squared and you were cosined squared so that together we would be one.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

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