Mickey Mouse's Secret
Lukewarm Monetarists
31-05-2005, 02:28
Comrade Mouse was actually a piece of communist propaganda during the Cold War. The MickeY Mouse Club was nothing more than a Soviet training camp. Thisis what the real lyrics behind the song were..
What's the name of the land that's made for you and me
S-O-V-I-E-T U-N-I-O-N
Hey there hi there ho there comrade
you're as equal as can be
S-O-V-I-E-T U-N-I-O-N
Soviet Union(Donald Duck)
Soviet Union (Donald Duck)
Forever let us hold our banner high (high, high, high!)
Come along and fight along
And join the jamboree
S-O-V-I-E-T U-N-I-O-N
See?
Niccolo Medici
31-05-2005, 02:31
Well...Brittany Spears would look darn good in a Russian military uniform...If you're in to that kind of thing ;)
Yeah, I can see it. What better disguse for a communist training camp than a wildly successful private corperation?
Lukewarm Monetarists
31-05-2005, 02:35
Well...Brittany Spears would look darn good in a Russian military uniform...If you're in to that kind of thing ;)
Yeah, I can see it. What better disguse for a communist training camp than a wildly successful private corperation?
I'm serious man, the god damn Reds tried to invade.
Kervoskia
31-05-2005, 02:47
I'm serious man, the god damn Reds tried to invade.
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Bodies Without Organs
31-05-2005, 03:06
Yeah, I can see it. What better disguse for a communist training camp than a wildly successful private corperation?
...with agressive anti-union policies (such as pouring petrol around picketlines and then threatening to torch them), a history of passing on photographs of suspected 'reds' to FBI, and a head who testified before the HUAC naming names. Uh-huh. There is deep cover and then there is deep cover.
EDIT: oops - forgot the fact that Kruschev was refused entry to Disneyland.
Niccolo Medici
31-05-2005, 04:28
Poor Reds, now that god has dammed them...What will they do? Oh, I know! Go to Disneyland! Its like heaven, only its bloody 90 degrees in the shade, and a small water costs ten bucks!
Stupid Californian weather.
Star-Bellied Sneeches
31-05-2005, 04:31
Urban Legend.
Phylum Chordata
31-05-2005, 04:41
"We no longer have Ichy and Scratchy, they've gone over to that other show. But let's have a big warm welcome for the Eastern Block's greatest cat and mouse team, Worker and Parasite!"