NationStates Jolt Archive


Rants about the opposite sex

Bolol
30-05-2005, 23:57
Have you ever had one of those moments when you've thought, "How has humanity survived this long with men/women?" or "The world would be so much better off without men/women." Being a high schooler, I've seen many girls that have made me shake my head.

So, what do you think? Share your experiences.

This is not meant as a flame-thread. I think we've all had these moments. This is meant as a friendly "poking-fun" thread. If you're going to be insulting or can't take a joke, don't post.
Zotona
31-05-2005, 00:00
Have you ever had one of those moments when you've thought, "How has humanity survived this long with men/women?" or "The world would be so much better off without men/women." Being a high schooler, I've seen many girls that have made me shake my head.

So, what do you think? Share your experiences.

This is not meant as a flame-thread. I think we've all had these moments. This is meant as a friendly "poking-fun" thread. If you have nothing nice to say, or can't take a joke, don't post.
Yes, I have, for various reasons, including some sexual harrassment by a little boy I went to school with. I am trying to correct my bias against men. It's not easy, let me tell ya. ;)
Wegason
31-05-2005, 00:05
My faith in females was restored by my wonderful and gorgeous girlfriend who i am very much in love with
Kibolonia
31-05-2005, 00:18
I am trying to correct my bias against men. It's not easy, let me tell ya. ;)
I hope you won't hold it against me, but I find that highly erotic.

Story:
Once upon a time, for a speech class, I was making chocolate mousse as a demonstration. I had to have one set of finished product at the end, like a cooking show. So I put the batch I'd made during the speech in the fridge the room was fortunately equiped with. Unfortunately, because of my crushing the whole cooking process into about 12 minutes while speaking, I was a little inattentive and burned the chocolate a litte. This is bad, and makes the mousse kind of nasty leaving wierd rubbery grains of chocolate looking rubber tasting crap evenly distributed throughout. Yay chocolate mousse! Who doesn't love it? Well, the next day, the f-d up mousse was chilled and finished, I had planned to throw it out. But everyone wanted more. Now the guys would get a plastic spoon or find a cup and be some shade of discreet. The ladies on the other hand, especially the pretty ones (which has baffled me to this day) we not shy about getting a handful. A couple went for a double dip. Now I know it's not statistically significant, but it game me some appreciation for the special power chocolate holds over women.
Sanctum Imperialis
31-05-2005, 00:19
I can definately say the world would be better without men. But that is my horrible childhood peaking through. Im sure there are some nice men. I have meet 2 (both best friends now). But all I have seen are smelly jerks.

Though some woman are arrogant bitches you just want to hit with a kendo stick.
Zotona
31-05-2005, 00:21
[snip]
Though some woman are arrogant bitches you just want to hit with a kendo stick.
*Raises hand.*
B0zzy
31-05-2005, 00:25
Nope, not me. I love women. There are such a variety and all have something unique and wonderful to offer. Even those whom I have chosen not to like have some glimmer beneath all the turmoil which I can still find attractive. Every woman on earth has something beautiful to admire and appreciate - with some it is more challenging to see it, but they all have it.

Some of my favorites;

The mother, the wife, the sister, the daughter, the friend, the drinking buddy, the platonic, the friends w benefits, the friends annoying yet fun to have around sister, the co-worker, the Hooter's waitress, the girl who smiles when you buy movie tickets from her, the old lady in the neighborhood who bakes candy for the kids, I can go on forever.
The Great Sixth Reich
31-05-2005, 00:28
I can definately say the world would be better without men. But that is my horrible childhood peaking through. Im sure there are some nice men. I have meet 2 (both best friends now). But all I have seen are smelly jerks.

Though some woman are arrogant bitches you just want to hit with a kendo stick.

That's a contradicts what you just said in the first sentence!
Jordaxia
31-05-2005, 00:31
oh dear God. How do you answer this question whilst technically being both?!
:D
(brain=female, body =male. I'm not truly intersexed.)

Well, some guys REALLY annoy me. They have a tendancy to be a lot less open than women. Obviously this is a misnomer, there're plenty of perfectly accepting guys and plenty of intolerant girls. But from my experience, the numbers weigh up to the girls being more open. Guys tend to have this air of bravado around them they like to keep up. A lot different in company, for example.

But then a lot of girls annoy me too. Far too quick to make assumptions about something, and some of them still hate computer games!!!! it makes me sick to my stomach, I tell ye.
Ice Hockey Players
31-05-2005, 00:32
My problem with women is that most of them seem to hate or at least look down upon men. Truth be told, I have a difficult time trusting women, but then again, I am engaged to the one woman on the face of the Earth I can trust.

Bleh, I am babbling...no need to exterminate all the women as many women would have us exterminated or at least locked up. It's more fun to slowly drive them insane.

We all know the world would be better off if cats were in charge.
Bolol
31-05-2005, 00:46
Nope, not me. I love women. There are such a variety and all have something unique and wonderful to offer. Even those whom I have chosen not to like have some glimmer beneath all the turmoil which I can still find attractive. Every woman on earth has something beautiful to admire and appreciate - with some it is more challenging to see it, but they all have it.

Some of my favorites;

The mother, the wife, the sister, the daughter, the friend, the drinking buddy, the platonic, the friends w benefits, the friends annoying yet fun to have around sister, the co-worker, the Hooter's waitress, the girl who smiles when you buy movie tickets from her, the old lady in the neighborhood who bakes candy for the kids, I can go on forever.

You sir, are a romantic. Well done.
The Plutonian Empire
31-05-2005, 01:28
women. :rolleyes:

All they want are uber-muscular men. :rolleyes:

:gundge:
Sllabecaps
31-05-2005, 01:40
I dont have any bad thing to say about girls, never really had a problem with them tho it douse kinda suck being a strate guy and have most woman not like you, ah im resined to my fate, its not so bad.
Economic Associates
31-05-2005, 02:19
women. :rolleyes:

All they want are uber-muscular men. :rolleyes:

:gundge:

Tell that to Michael Douglas.
Potaria
31-05-2005, 02:21
Tell that to Michael Douglas.

Does money say anything to you?
Economic Associates
31-05-2005, 02:23
Does money say anything to you?

I know that but it shows that women want two things. Money and looks. sarcasm
Potaria
31-05-2005, 02:24
I know that but it shows that women want two things. Money and looks. sarcasm

A lot of women, yes. Same goes for a lot of men.
Nonconformitism
31-05-2005, 02:25
nope i like women a lot more than men.
Nadkor
31-05-2005, 02:29
i get pissed off by anyone, male or female, equally.

meh...
Economic Associates
31-05-2005, 02:30
A lot of women, yes. Same goes for a lot of men.

Highlight much?
Nonconformitism
31-05-2005, 02:31
I look around at this world you're so eager to be a part of,
and all I see is six billion lunatics looking for the fastest
ride out. Who's not crazy? Look around... everyone's drinkin',
smokin', shootin'up, shootin' each other or just plain screwing
their brains out because they don't want 'em anymore. I'm crazy?
Honey, I am the original one-eyed monster in the kingdom of the
blind 'cause at least I admit the world makes me nuts. Name one
person who can take it here. That's all I'm asking. Name one? :mad:
urr what??
Potaria
31-05-2005, 02:33
Highlight much?

Eh?
Economic Associates
31-05-2005, 02:34
Eh?
:rolleyes: try it with my first post on this page.
Potaria
31-05-2005, 02:35
:rolleyes: try it with my first post on this page.

I still don't quite see what you're trying to get at here...
Economic Associates
31-05-2005, 02:36
I still don't quite see what you're trying to get at here...
The fact that I wasnt serious at all.
The Noble Men
31-05-2005, 02:37
I generally try not to make assumptions based purely on gender. Many people I know are arseholes and that has nothing to do with their penis or vagina.
Potaria
31-05-2005, 02:37
The fact that I wasnt serious at all.

Ah. I didn't catch the sarcasm.
Bolol
31-05-2005, 02:37
meh...

Eh?

urr what??

Did everyone go oblivious while I was gone?
Nadkor
31-05-2005, 02:39
Did everyone go oblivious while I was gone?
eh?
Potaria
31-05-2005, 02:39
Did everyone go oblivious while I was gone?

It's possible.

Or, should I say...

It's possible...?
Nonconformitism
31-05-2005, 02:39
Did everyone go oblivious while I was gone?
mine was in response to what seems to me a nonsensical mumbling
Potaria
31-05-2005, 02:41
mine was in response to what seems to me a nonsensical mumblinb

Okay, now I'm really confused... :p
Blackfoot Barrens
31-05-2005, 02:42
But wha... oh.
Azahlia
31-05-2005, 02:46
As a girl, I actually find other girls more annoying (in general) than boys. I am of the opinion that most of the female sex is overly concerned with looks and silly vapid concerns that avail them nothing.

Yes, boys can be horribly annoying/stupid/stuck-in-the-ninth-grade/perverted and all of that, but overall, they are much more frank, logical and just plain smarter.
Wild Hand Motions
31-05-2005, 02:52
Oh, I get equally annoyed with both genders equally often. Boys, in general, tend to be much more straightforward. At least, to me they do. Females, in my experience, tend to be more manipulative--though I must say, I'm guilty as this as well. What it boils down to, however, is that people are people.
Practical Pagans
31-05-2005, 02:53
As a girl, I usually get along much better with most men; but then again, I work in a so called "man's job". However, as I get older, I find that I am having an easier time finding other women who are fun to pal around with. Whatever.

Just remember:
Men
Can't live with them,
Can't play mind games without them
Dragons Bay
31-05-2005, 03:03
The 'girl world' can be REALLY devastating. Girls sometimes don't know when to shut up, and sometimes are way too obsessed with trivial things and revenges - "oh dear, that girl insulted me. i'll insult her back." *rolls eyes a million times*

I'm not anti-female. I'm just answering the question. There are many good qualities of females that males don't have. So there.
Potaria
31-05-2005, 03:15
-snip-

Erm... Why are you posting this stuff in this thread? There's a lyrics thread, you know.
Potaria
31-05-2005, 03:19
At half past eight this morning, Aznar and Zapatero began a meeting to agree on the final details of the transfer of political power. This meeting is the last one between the two leaders before the new Spanish parliament meets for its first session on Thursday this week.

The fuck?
Potaria
31-05-2005, 03:21
I am sworn to uphold the Constitution as Andy Johnson understands it and interprets it.

Look, there's a forum made just for your sort. The spam forum.
Oye Oye
31-05-2005, 06:29
First I want them, then I fear them, then I deny them, then I hate them, then I pine for them, then I beg them, then I love them, then I hope they're not pregnant.
Texpunditistan
31-05-2005, 06:36
I think that men and women are pretty much equally fucktarded.

/me searches around for The Big Red Button
Farrisland
31-05-2005, 06:48
What the hell does "meh" mean anyway? I was reading SPIN magazine one time, and Moby said it. He gave this long, esoteric explanation for it. I didn't get it then, don't get it now, which is partly 'cause I don't remember it. I'll stop now, 'cause I'm rambling.