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I was playing GTA2 on my computer, when I saw that on the training mission, right at the start at the phone, there's a shop opposite you, and the blue neon lights say "Jesus Saves" :eek:

I was playing GTA2 on my computer, when I saw that on the training mission, right at the start at the phone, there's a shop opposite you, and the blue neon lights say "Jesus Saves" :eek:

I think "Jesus Saves" is just about in every Protestant Church sign in the US ...

I think "Jesus Saves" is just about in every Protestant Church sign in the US ...

Bah, I was about to say something similar :p.

I was playing GTA2 on my computer,

The Bible says "Thou shalt not kill." :)

"Jesus Saves" is also the title of an old song by the heavy metal band 'Slayer'. :D

Jesus saves, but the devil invests.

I prefer this:
JESUS SAVES.
(The rest of you take damage)

Jesus saves, the puck is still in play, with John the Baptist in the crease! Judas Iscariot is back on the ice, ending Satan's power play, and at center ice, Moses is parting the ice, folks - the refs don't look too pleased and Beezel- ohhhh! Beezlebub is being called for high-sticking, there... that'll be a two-minute penalty...

I was playing GTA2 on my computer, when I saw that on the training mission, right at the start at the phone, there's a shop opposite you, and the blue neon lights say "Jesus Saves" :eek:

If I remember right you save the game there.

It's a stupid pun.

Jesus save... teeth!

Jesus saves... passes to Moses... GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!

Jesus saves, but where does he keep his money? And has he ever paid taxes? I mean think about it. He is a man who presumably has large amounts of savings, after all he's had 2,000 years in which to save. He could have enough capitial to unbalence the world economy. What's more, he is from the middle-east and his father is the ruler of a foreign nation, the Kingdom of Heaven. This is all very suspicious and I think the Department of Homeland Security should imediantly investigate him for possible money laundering activities. After all, who knows what his savings could be funding?

Jesus saves, but where does he keep his money? And has he ever paid taxes? I mean think about it. He is a man who presumably has large amounts of savings, after all he's had 2,000 years in which to save. He could have enough capitial to unbalence the world economy. What's more, he is from the middle-east and his father is the ruler of a foreign nation, the Kingdom of Heaven. This is all very suspicious and I think the Department of Homeland Security should imediantly investigate him for possible money laundering activities. After all, who knows what his savings could be funding?
Cheese Factories?

No, its just a sign :headbang:

Mathew 17:25-27

When Peter came into the house, Jesus was the first to speak. "What do you think, Simon?" he asked. "From whom do the kings of the earth collect duty and taxes—from their own sons or from others?"

26"From others," Peter answered.

"Then the sons are exempt," Jesus said to him. 27"But so that we may not offend them, go to the lake and throw out your line. Take the first fish you catch; open its mouth and you will find a four-drachma coin. Take it and give it to them for my tax and yours."

Cheese Factories?

No, its just a sign :headbang:

Urrgh. Cheeses of Nazereth. Bad joke.

You can buy one "Jesus Saves" sign for you model train set too
http://www.internettrains.com/blairlinbilj.html

:p

You can buy one "Jesus Saves" sign for you model train set too
http://www.internettrains.com/blairlinbilj.html

:p
ROFL!
"Jesus Saves train set signs, because your kids are never too young to be brainwashed"

Heh, where's Drunk Commies (Jesussaves)?