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Well, what would you like to do in the not-too-distant future?

I would very much like to start a band (there are many other things, though this is what I want to do, first and foremost). How about the rest of you?

to get a half decent job

To eat some half decent porridge.

To eat some half decent porridge.

I have to ask: What is it with you and porridge?

Well, what would you like to do in the not-too-distant future?

I would very much like to start a band (there are many other things, though this is what I want to do, first and foremost). How about the rest of you?
Finish my danged Ph.D., get out of debt so I can start a trust fund for my grandchildren, buy a new vehicle, and start my own tutoring and/or counseling service. :)

Finish my danged Ph.D., get out of debt so I can start a trust fund for my grandchildren, buy a new vehicle, and start my own tutoring and/or counseling service. :)

Sounds good! That's a hell of a lot better than wanting to "eat some half-decent porridge".

I have to ask: What is it with you and porridge?
I just like it, you know?

I have to ask: What is it with you and porridge?
It gives him/her a cheap thrill. :D

I just like it, you know?

Whatever, man. Cream of Wheat is better, though.

Sounds good! That's a hell of a lot better than wanting to "eat some half-decent porridge".
I've always been a firm believer in the adage that "once you stop reaching, your grasp begins to fail." :)

I've always been a firm believer in the adage that "once you stop reaching, your grasp begins to fail." :)
Maybe once you stop reaching for the box of porridge. Actually i'd like to change my first response to "get paid then get laid". Of course i'm not actually going to change it because then it wouldn't say porridge.

Maybe once you stop reaching for the box of porridge.

Maybe once you stop trying to hijack threads with this porridge nonsense...

Maybe once you stop trying to hijack threads with this porridge nonsense...
Porridge is not nonsense! Its lovely!

Porridge is not nonsense! Its lovely!

...Getting this thread back on topic...

I'd very much like to go back to my hometown, Port Aransas. And, the way things are going, it looks like that might just happen at the end of summer!

Well, what would you like to do in the not-too-distant future?

I would very much like to start a band (there are many other things, though this is what I want to do, first and foremost). How about the rest of you?

In the not-too-distant future, I just want to finish my A-levels and get a job in the three months between finishing my exams and starting university. I may attempt to learn to play the guitar, too (although I've been meaning to do that for several years and I still haven't gotten around to buying a guitar).

Get through my GCSE's, have a fun summer, go to six form, and start another band.

Get through my GCSE's, have a fun summer, go to six form, and start another band.

oh and travel the world!

Continue my studies in Melbourne and graduate.

Well, what would you like to do in the not-too-distant future?


In four years, three months and 19 days, retire. :D

Do the leaving cert, get 570 points and get my preferred college course. Make a lot of money (stacking shelves, yeah right). Try my hand at some freelance journalism. Drink a bit. Make up with an old friend. And dance like a crazy thing.
I like porridge with honey in.

*shrugs* set something on fire?

Gratudate, get a good job. Write a book.

Not necessarily in this order.

To eat half of the human population


Seriously though, I'd like to replace the Russian flag at the U.N. headquarters to the Soviet flag. Just for laughs.


...

Okay fine. I'm lying. All I want to do is play Godzilla in a midget village.

"Omigod he's 5 foot 3 inches!"

Maybe once you stop trying to hijack threads with this porridge nonsense...
He/she is obsessed with porridge. :D

Pass my exams, and get onto the second year course.

In four years, three months and 19 days, retire. :D
Got it down almost to the hour, eh? :D

To eat half of the human population
Define the verb "to eat." :)

Get a job.

Then buy a new P.C.

Then fry me a bowl of porridge.

Define the verb "to eat." :)
I didn't get that until I read a few other posts, came back, and nearly spit out my orange juice.

I didn't get that until I read a few other posts, came back, and nearly spit out my orange juice.

Pfff, I got it the second I read it!

*slaps you*

Pfff, I got it the second I read it!

*slaps you*
Hey hey hey, just cuz you all are sex-craved maniacs doesn't mean the 14 year old is too....

Hey hey hey, just cuz you all are sex-craved maniacs doesn't mean the 14 year old is too....

Heh, I'm certainly not that.

*slaps you again*

Pfff, I got it the second I read it!

*slaps you*

That slap is Seconded.

*Slap*

Well, what would you like to do in the not-too-distant future?

I would very much like to start a band (there are many other things, though this is what I want to do, first and foremost). How about the rest of you?
You mirror my thoughts exactly!

Heh, I'm certainly not that.

*slaps you again*
Oh it's on

*slaps you*

HAD ENOUGH?

*another slap*

SAY UNCLE!

*gets a crowbar and beats you to death*

Oh it's on

*slaps you*

HAD ENOUGH?

*another slap*

SAY UNCLE!

*gets a crowbar and beats you to death*

NOOO!

*Attempts first-aid before being distracted by a butterfly*

NOOO!

*Attempts first-aid before being distracted by a butterfly*
*steals your band-aids*

Kill a man.

*steals your band-aids*

*Treads on a shard of glass*

Oh, bums. Where's my band-aids?

*Notices they're gone*

Uh oh.

*For NO REASON WHATSOEVER, head rolls off*

*Treads on a shard of glass*

Oh, bums. Where's my band-aids?

*Notices they're gone*

Uh oh.

*For NO REASON WHATSOEVER, head rolls off*
...beautiful....

*applauds as your ass implodes*

...

rotten's got nothing on you!

...beautiful....

*applauds as your ass implodes*

...

rotten's got nothing on you!

Thank you, my appreciative audience.

Who is rotten, by the way?

I would like to join the army, become a Combat Medical Technician, and join the Parachute regiment. I want to go to interesting places, meet interesting people. And shoot them.

I would like to join the army, become a Combat Medical Technician, and join the Parachute regiment. I want to go to interesting places, meet interesting people. And shoot them.

Good luck with that.

Hmm....

Get locked into a nymphomaniacs clinic?

Hmm....

Get locked into a nymphomaniacs clinic?

Or possibly the castle from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Thank you, my appreciative audience.

Who is rotten, by the way?

This is John "Rotten" Lydon:

http://www.acc.umu.se/~samhain/summerofhate/rottenposter78.jpg

Well, you asked...

I wanna get me one of these beauties:

http://www.unease.se/img/Juno-106-1mid.jpg

Pure analog sound with full MIDI capabilites. I'm in love.

Find a job in the DC metro area so I can get my ass moved up there.

Find a job in the DC metro area so I can get my ass moved up there.

I dunno, man. I was back in Corpus Christi and Port Aransas a few days ago... It's excellent.

This is John "Rotten" Lydon:

http://www.acc.umu.se/~samhain/summerofhate/rottenposter78.jpg

Well, you asked...

Ah, Jonny Rotten. Yeah, I thought "rotten" would be someone on the forums, the way you worded it. My bad.

My plans for the next little while.

Grow breasts.
Remove penis.
Begin life.
Restart my education in somethng I'm interested in instead of what I thought would be good.
Enter politics and attempt to change things.

I'd like to dress up as a woman, pee on the street and snort a line of ants.

I'd like to dress up as a woman, pee on the street and snort a line of ants.

What, all at once?

I'd like to do something interesting.

Ah, Jonny Rotten. Yeah, I thought "rotten" would be someone on the forums, the way you worded it. My bad.
I actually meant the site that is bannable if you link to it because of all the images of dead people. REAL dead people.

Movies don't show you the real thing 'ere.

I actually meant the site that is bannable if you link to it because of all the images of dead people. REAL dead people.

Movies don't show you the real thing 'ere.

Oh. Gross!

Oh. Gross!

Seconded.

Remember, I DIDN'T link to the site! You went there on your own accord!

Remember, I DIDN'T link to the site! You went there on your own accord!

I didn't go there.

Remember, I DIDN'T link to the site! You went there on your own accord!

Who said you did?

I dunno, man. I was back in Corpus Christi and Port Aransas a few days ago... It's excellent.
Try to find a job as a graphic designer that pays worth a damn down here.

Quit my current band and start up a ska band, get a good paying job that pays regularly, buy more sound equipment.

Edit: Improve grades so I can have a life

Try to find a job as a graphic designer that pays worth a damn down here.

Ah, I see how it is :p.

What, all at once?

Of course. None of those acts on their own are particularly remarkable.

Of course. None of those acts on their own are particularly remarkable.

I don't know so much about the ants. Depends on the type.