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If I, Drunk Commies, were elected leader of your country what would you do? Poll to follow, please stand by.

...Other. I'd, ya know... run against you. Democratic process and all that jazz. If you're wrong in your policies, you'll only have five years to screw everything up... And I'd make sure I'm ready to fill your place. :D


EDIT: I'd try and get Morph to ban you, because Morph rocks. But not myrth. :D

By your political compass results, I think you'd be a pretty good ruler. Although you better endorse me for North Carolina governor.

Drunk commies already are running my country.

You failed to mention the ever valid alternative, suicide, which I would take if you became the leader of my country. As it is I voted other.

I would lead a rebellion and install myself as leader. Assuming I could beat you of course. That would be awesome.

Other. I would try to get you to appoint Jesussaves as religious advisor.

Other. I would try to get you to appoint Jesussaves as religious advisor.



Erm, that'd be amusing for a time. But less so when both of us are ordered for execution. I don't think we're Jesussaves "ideal citizens" (tm)

continue plotting, you will have inevitably accepted backhanders and corporate sponsorship to win power and will thus serve corporate interests. You bastard, how could you?

Erm, that'd be amusing for a time. But less so when both of us are ordered for execution. I don't think we're Jesussaves "ideal citizens" (tm)
I didn't tell you the second part of my plan, which was to escape to somewhere safe. Like Pluto.

I didn't tell you the second part of my plan, which was to escape to somewhere safe. Like Pluto.

I approve of this plan. I'd recommend that stage 2.5 of our plan would be to find some way of my RP Jordaxia to spring into reality. That'd be supercool.


You can change things that exist purely in my imagination into reality.


Right?

So far only two people want to assasinate me. That's somewhat comforting.

So far only two people want to assasinate me. That's somewhat comforting.
Yeah but three plan to overthrow you and theyll probably kill you post-revolution

I approve of this plan. I'd recommend that stage 2.5 of our plan would be to find some way of my RP Jordaxia to spring into reality. That'd be supercool.


You can change things that exist purely in my imagination into reality.


Right?

How would y'all breed?

Yeah but three plan to overthrow you and theyll probably kill you post-revolution
I'll crush their pittifull revolution and have all the conspirators condemned to ten years of telemarketing work.

How would y'all breed?

p'chaw. If RP Jordaxia pops into existence, we'll be fine, considering it's a futuristic society inhabiting the underside of pluto. So there's a few billion spread out about there.

But anyway, DC. if I democratically overthrew you, I'd have you arrested and show-trialed, before sentenced to "therapy" in some kind of room 101 fashion.

Since your economic position on the political compass is 10 points behind mine (your social position is almost the same as mine) I would have no choice but to assassinate you and replace you with Milton Friedman.

p'chaw. If RP Jordaxia pops into existence, we'll be fine, considering it's a futuristic society inhabiting the underside of pluto. So there's a few billion spread out about there.

But anyway, DC. if I democratically overthrew you, I'd have you arrested and show-trialed, before sentenced to "therapy" in some kind of room 101 fashion.
Room 101?

Room 101?

You know. from 1984. Where you are exposed to your deepest fear until you break and love big brother.

Wait.

Damn.

Big sister. That's me.

I'd leave immediately. It is not just that DC/DCR/Jesussaves has become the leader, it is that he was elected to this position by my fellow countrymen. This means that I could no longer trust these people to do anything right.

You know. from 1984. Where you are exposed to your deepest fear until you break and love big brother.

Wait.

Damn.

Big sister. That's me.

Now, you see, "big sister" sounds nice. "Big sisters" are kind and gentle and caring. "Big brothers" are bastards.

You know. from 1984. Where you are exposed to your deepest fear until you break and love big brother.

Wait.

Damn.

Big sister. That's me.
Ok, let me help you out. My deepest fears include beautifull naked women, alcohol, and good rock, punk, and metal music.

Now, you see, "big sister" sounds nice. "Big sisters" are kind and gentle and caring. "Big brothers" are bastards.

Damnit. I'll need a figurehead that's not intelligent enough to sieze power for himself. This whole proceedure has disadvantages coming out the wazoo :D


DCR: Room 101 tends to only work after a few weeks/months conventional torture. it's the shove that tips you over the edge. So no doubt I'll have my henchmen beat the truth out of you. That just sounds implausible.

"Big brothers" are bastards.BTW, Thinkpol would like to talk to you. For 'talk', read 'beat while you roll about the floor in your own blood and vomit'.

You can change things that exist purely in my imagination into reality.Screw external reality. If all observers believe the thing happens, then it happens.

Reality is the lowest common denominator

What does DC stand for?

What does DC stand for?

Drunken Commies I would wager

A revolution, right away.

You know it would depend on the pay in your secret service. If the pay's good and there are plenty of... "benefits"... then I suspect you will have a long prosperous "reign" :D Otherwise: :sniper:

You know it would depend on the pay in your secret service. If the pay's good and there are plenty of... "benefits"... then I suspect you will have a long prosperous "reign" :D Otherwise: :sniper:
My ass, you would be a skunk inside a bed from the yellow carpet who is alose busgiuh.lsad

I'd wake up and grab some coffee.

Just don't nationalise more than one bank...

Drunken Commies I would wager
Er silly i meant What are Drunk Commies personel beliefs and how would he/she/they/it react in my land!

By your political compass results, I think you'd be a pretty good ruler. Although you better endorse me for North Carolina governor.

I'm running against you fool, and I'll take it by homestate advantage.