NationStates Jolt Archive

Thou hast just received the Amish Virus.
As we hath no technology nor programming experience, this virus worketh on the honour system.
Please delete all files from thy hard drive and manually forward this virus to all on thy mailing list.
We thank thee for thy cooperation.

— The Amish Computer Engineering Dept.

I guess it's almost an irony, considering the nature of the virus, just how old it is. I first got this virus in 2000 and it's both still going strong and still not funny. I've seen webpages where it exists in an older form, though; I think it's somewhere at the OXymoron humour archive untouched since about 1997 or something.