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Take this test, and you'll find out where you are off to in the afterlife. You might make it to Heaven, be stuck in Limbo, or be tormented day and night for all eternity in Hell.

I got Level 5, so must kill other people with my bare hands until Judgement Day. Naked.

Go on. You know you want to. (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv)

Am I the only one who heard the old Nirvana/Meat Puppets song playing in their head when they saw this thread?

"Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly. Go to a lake of fire and fry; won't see 'em again 'till the 4th of July."

Am I the only one who heard the old Nirvana/Meat Puppets song playing in their head when they saw this thread?

"Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly. Go to a lake of fire and fry; won't see 'em again 'till the 4th of July."

Aye. Lake of Fire by the Meat Puppets.

I got very high for Lever 6- The City of Dis, and I got high for Limbo. I think I did alright. I used to get high for Level 5.

Am I the only one who heard the old Nirvana/Meat Puppets song playing in their head when they saw this thread?

"Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly. Go to a lake of fire and fry; won't see 'em again 'till the 4th of July."

That happened to me, too. I need to buy Nirvana Unplugged.

Am I the only one who heard the old Nirvana/Meat Puppets song playing in their head when they saw this thread?

"Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly. Go to a lake of fire and fry; won't see 'em again 'till the 4th of July."

You're not the only one.

No-o-o-o you're not the only one.

Take this test, and you'll find out where you are off to in the afterlife. You might make it to Heaven, be stuck in Limbo, or be tormented day and night for all eternity in Hell.

I got Level 5, so must kill other people with my bare hands until Judgement Day. Naked.

Go on. You know you want to. (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv)

Oooh..I hope I get to Level 5, then...

Seventh Level. Damn it. I'm so close to the Ninth Level! *sighs*

heh... that was fun... only second level - mostly lust full - but high on a lot of things... or low on the others

its ok to punch someone if they have it comming

except for a "moderate" at lvl 5 and 8, i got "high" to "extreme" for everything from lvl 2 to 9.

I got the 8th level. The Malebolge.

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

* I only got high on this one. I got high on Purgatory as well. Those were the highest I got. Got moderate on Limbo, Level 3, Level 4, and Level 7.

Bad people don't "go" anywhere when they die. When one dies there consciousness simply ceases to exist...

It's theoretical, dammit! And I was thinking Unplugged when I did the title.

woo! Level 6 and damn proud of it, although i did get high for level 7 and very high for 8 and 9.

I'm off to the 5th level, with an "extreme" rating.

I will appeal to the Authorities! I am a heretic! I deserve to be in the City of Dis!

Eh, i'll be in level 8... is that bad?!!

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Am I a bad girl??

Hmm. I took it twice. I changed a couple of close questions and got very different results as to where I would be banished:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

I don't mean to be tasteless, but into the ground or up the chimney. End of story.

I am going to Purgatory.

I'm very high on level 6, 'Heretics' and level 1 - limbo, 'Virtuous non-believers', and very low to low on all the rest. I'm exactly where I should be. Of course, we all know Dante was just tripping on mescaline, but still.

I'm going to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus, and I'm damn proud of it.

I get to spend eternity with my Savior and God, Lucifer/Satan.

~Satanic Reverend Medivh~

I don't mean to be tasteless, but into the ground or up the chimney. End of story.

Agreed.

Apparently i'm going to the City of Dis. At least i'm going to a city with a cool name :p

Agreed.

Apparently i'm going to the City of Dis. At least i'm going to a city with a cool name :p

If you go international, you can even go to more exciting places - being a buddhist, I can fully expect to be reborn as a wolf, giraffe or - yuck - a slimy snail. Yippie. And don't even get me started on Hindu afterlife. But being Celtic pagan would probably be best, at least after the Romanisation - nothing beats the Elysian fields or the isle of Avalon. :cool:
After all, up the chimney or in the earth ain't all that exciting - we can dream can't we? Or... are there people who actually DO believe this afterlife thing is real? *sigh* :p

Oops, I originally missed the point of this thread. :eek:

I'm now going to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis.

Oops, I originally missed the point of this thread. :eek:

I'm now going to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis.

That makes three of us. One more and we can have a poker-game :D

That makes three of us. One more and we can have a poker-game :D

I'm no good at poker, how about 500 or canasta?

Dont mind him, I´m up for poker!

I did this (Level 5 - not too bad) and then did the personality disorder one. Guess what - paranoid and schizotypal. I could have told them that!

Chalk up another hand of poker for this Buddhist "Heritic" who's going to the City of Dis, according to that test.

Chalk up another hand of poker for this Buddhist "Heritic" who's going to the City of Dis, according to that test.

Well, if everyone's going to be there, maybe you could teach me?

Limbo here. I'm suprised, actually. :eek:

Chalk up another hand of poker for this Buddhist "Heritic" who's going to the City of Dis, according to that test.

Yeah, I know - I'm on the "Buddhist train to hell" myself. Damn catholics :p But hey, about that cardgame. Canasta's good for me too, you know. Or, what we call "whist" in Belgium - don't know if it's the same name in English...

Well, if everyone's going to be there, maybe you could teach me?

:D Alright guys!, We got the sucker! ;)

Yeah, I know - I'm on the "Buddhist train to hell" myself. Damn catholics :p But hey, about that cardgame. Canasta's good for me too, you know. Or, what we call "whist" in Belgium - don't know if it's the same name in English...

We can always teach you poker the good old fashioned hard way (that' how I learned - at the knee of my Nana (grandmother) who was one hell of a poker player - pun intended).

Yeah, I know - I'm on the "Buddhist train to hell" myself. Damn catholics :p But hey, about that cardgame. Canasta's good for me too, you know. Or, what we call "whist" in Belgium - don't know if it's the same name in English...

Whist is cool, I know a few different variations of it.

:D Alright guys!, We got the sucker! ;)

Haha, how do you know I haven't sucked you in?

Bugger, I just gave it away. :p

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Awesome, I'm up for some poker.

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High

Hah. I rule.

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
bleh

Am I the only one who heard the old Nirvana/Meat Puppets song playing in their head when they saw this thread?

"Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly. Go to a lake of fire and fry; won't see 'em again 'till the 4th of July."
I heard that too, i love that song.

Level 6, City of Dis. I've done this test once before and the result was the same, so I guess it's pretty certain that I'll be off to stay with the heretics. The scenery probably won't be much, but at least I'll be in good company.

By the way, on the seventh level "centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment". Where do you go if you get shot and killed in Hell? Detroit?

7th level of hell, evidently :eek:

I'm up for poker. I'll be in Dis.

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

Hell yeah! (pun intended) The city of Dis is fiercely growing in numbers. How about we make ourselves a faction-thread? "The city of Dis - heretics and pagans only, creationists will be shot on the spot, obligatory cardplaying"

Level 6, City of Dis. I've done this test once before and the result was the same, so I guess it's pretty certain that I'll be off to stay with the heretics. The scenery probably won't be much, but at least I'll be in good company.

By the way, on the seventh level "centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment". Where do you go if you get shot and killed in Hell? Detroit?

Moe, in the LaTrobe Valley.

I've got to the 6th level! It was 7 last time, I'm getting better

Meh, I've taken this test before... I always end up in purgatory or Level One: Virtuous Non-believers

7th level of Hell! Woo hoo!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

So I am a malicious, wrathful, gluttonous, treacherous heretic :p deal me in

Oh, I took this test ages ago. Purgatory for this pompous ass!

But being Celtic pagan would probably be best, at least after the Romanisation - nothing beats the Elysian fields or the isle of Avalon. :cool:

The Halls of Valhalla aren't too shabby either. Eat, Drink and Fight until Raggnarok. And lots of pretty valkyres (sp?)

Level 5 of Hell for me.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

The Halls of Valhalla aren't too shabby either. Eat, Drink and Fight until Raggnarok. And lots of pretty valkyres (sp?)

Yep, I like you! Valkyries RULE! But the hard part is sitting through that damn Wagner opera all day ;)

Level 5 of Hell for me.
*snip*
What? The best you can do is "moderate"? Get the hell out of here you wussie! (*giggles* get it? *nods* I said "hell") :p

First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful Very Low
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

City of Dis for me then.
Say, most of us are apparently going there, perhaps we should consider ganging up and overthrowing Dis' governament... ;)

Damn...I have that old Meat Puppets cover in my head now...

I got level seven...seems I have some pretty groovy ideas about suicide.

"Second Level of Hell - Lustful!" ROFLMAO!!! :D

"Second Level of Hell - Lustful!" ROFLMAO!!! :D

Oh man, you get to see if Cleopatra was the hottie I've always imagined her to be.

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

"Second Level of Hell - Lustful!" ROFLMAO!!! :D

WTF? How did you do that? I only made it into the Limbo... :confused:

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Read the comic "Spawn" - you're gonna love your new crib!

Am I the only one who heard the old Nirvana/Meat Puppets song playing in their head when they saw this thread?

"Where do bad folks go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the angels fly. Go to a lake of fire and fry; won't see 'em again 'till the 4th of July."

No :p

WTF? How did you do that? I only made it into the Limbo... :confused:
I am eeeevil! Mwahahahahahaha! :D

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


Cool! Not too bad whether or not God does or doesn't exist.

First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
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I can live with this... or die with this, or however it should be said. Limbo, here I come! *Grabs yardstick*

Another one for Dis here.

Where do bad folks go when they die?

New Jersey.

Yeah, whoever made this thread; congrats on the tie-in title...but I can't find my Nirvana Unplugged CD anywhere and I'm slowly going insane 'cause I can't get the song out of my head!

. . .they don't go to heaven where the angels fly
they go to a lake of fire and fry
don't see'em again until the fourth of July!

some damn grunge band I can't remember. . .Meat Puppets?