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Three men were on a boat a mexican a italian and a american. The boat was realy heavy and started sinking well the mexican says we need to throw stuff overboard so he throws some tacos and says "we have enough of them back home" the italian throws some pizza saying "we have enough of them at home" the american grabs the mexican and throws him overboard saying "we have enough of them at home"

You didn't tell that very well, and I've heard variations of it before.

What exactly were you trying to achieve with this thread?

Three men were on a boat a mexican a italian and a american. The boat was realy heavy and started sinking well the mexican says we need to throw stuff overboard so he throws some tacos and says "we have enough of them back home" the italian throws some pizza saying "we have enough of them at home" the american grabs the mexican and throws him overboard saying "we have enough of them at home"

Old.

Please, if you want to be offensive. At least be original :rolleyes:

May be offensive?

It's offensive. Funny, but offensive. Good job!

You didn't even tell the bad joke correctly.

Doesn't that constitute against NS policy?

Telling offensive jokes?

*shrugs*

You didn't tell that very well, and I've heard variations of it before.

What exactly were you trying to achieve with this thread?

A forum ban?

Martyr status?

I pick the latter.

What do you call three white guys pushing a car up a hill?
Teamwork.
What do you call three black guys pushing a car up a hill?
Black power.
What do you call three Mexicans pushing a car up a hill?
Grand Theft Auto.

Old, but I love it anyway :P

[insert dead baby joke here]

I can't resist.

1 white guy surrounded by 300 black guys = warden

1 white guy surrounded by 30 black guys = coach

1 white guy surrounded by 3 black guys = victim

Lord, I appologize

what do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill
avalanch
what do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill
mud slide
what do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill
JAIL BREAK!!!!

I can't resist.

1 white guy surrounded by 300 black guys = warden

1 white guy surrounded by 30 black guys = coach

1 white guy surrounded by 3 black guys = victim

Lord, I appologize

I smiled.

Three men were on a boat a mexican a italian and a american. The boat was realy heavy and started sinking well the mexican says we need to throw stuff overboard so he throws some tacos and says "we have enough of them back home" the italian throws some pizza saying "we have enough of them at home" the american grabs the mexican and throws him overboard saying "we have enough of them at home"

It's funny 'cause it's true. CONTROL THE DAMN BORDERS.

Hey, you guys have had your fun. Maybe, this going a bit too far.

Damn! Gotta break out the gringo jokes.

Two gringos and a Mexican are lost in the desert when, lo and behold, they see the proverbial last Coke in the desert. To decide who is going to drink it they agree on a long-jump competition.

The first gringo jumps three feet. "It would have been longer, but I hurt my hip".
The second gringo jumps 6 feet. "I usually jump longer, but my feet have blisters".
The Mexican jumps 2 inches. "I could have jumped longer, but I just drank a coke".

Three men were on a boat a mexican a italian and a american. The boat was realy heavy and started sinking well the mexican says we need to throw stuff overboard so he throws some tacos and says "we have enough of them back home" the italian throws some pizza saying "we have enough of them at home" the american grabs the mexican and throws him overboard saying "we have enough of them at home"
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=283

The Polish Government was in a bind. Things hadn't been going so well, so they decide to build something to show that Poles are smart, skilled, industrious people.

They name get the most respected and best engineer in the country to lead the project, and give it almost unlimited funding. 6 months later, the engineer returns to Warsaw with the plans: the most beautiful, tallest, and longest suspension bridge on Earth. It would make the Brooklyn Bridge look like a child's toy.

"Make it happen, Stash" the President says.

Four years later, the engineer returns to Warsaw, and shows off the pictures of the completed bridge. Everyone is in awe as they see the side and up angle shots... the bridge is a masterpiece of engineering.

Then a shocked disbelief comes over the room... as they see the sand underneath it.

"Stash... where did you build this bridge?"

"Sirs, it is in the middle of Chad, in the Sahara."

"You IDIOT! Go tear it down immediately!!"

"Yes, sir" Stash says dejectedly.

6 months pass, and Stash reappears infront of the President and Ministers.

"Have you torn down the bridge, Stash?"

"No sir, we haven't. It's not possible."

"What? You MUST tear it down! We look like fools!"

"Sir, I regret to say, it's just not possible to tear down the bridge!"

...after much cursing and swearing, finally the President regains his composure.

"Alright Stash... WHY can't the bridge be torn down."

Stash took a deep breath:





"Because when I got back after the last time I was here, the Italians were already fishing off of it."

Hey, you guys have had your fun. Maybe, this going a bit too far.It is going a bit too far.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

It is going a bit too far.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
You are correct. I wonder how many mexicans are on this site, I know I'm one, and I don't appreciate those "jokes", I call it racism, but hey most white people I know are racist towards Mexicans ,Blacks, or Asians, and many other races, it's hard for me to find a white person that isn't racist, but hey that's just me. Maybe I'm looking in the wrong places.

I don't see the purpose for racism, it's much more fun to hate people individually.

You are correct. I wonder how many mexicans are on this site, I know I'm one, and I don't appreciate those "jokes", I call it racism, but hey most white people I know are racist towards Mexicans ,Blacks, or Asians, and many other races, it's hard for me to find a white person that isn't racist, but hey that's just me. Maybe I'm looking in the wrong places.
So telling a joke that relies on stereotypes automatically makes one racist? I disagree. Isn't your characterization of all white people as racist a stereotype in itself? Wouldn't that make you racist by your own definition?

I suggest you check out Carlos Mencia's comedy act. He deals with race and stereotypes. He exploits them all for a laugh, and he makes everyone feel comfortable while he does it. His race-based humor doesn't divide, it unites us and makes us all smile. Those who can't let their guard down for a minute and smile are truly weak and I feel sorry for them.

I don't see the purpose for racism, it's much more fun to hate people individually.I agree. But I do make a point of hating all authoritarians.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

iLock.

I will evaluate this topic and issue official warnings when I have time.

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