NationStates Jolt Archive


You know you've been playing too much Splinter Cell when...

Super-power
27-05-2005, 15:54
You're riding in a bus through a tunnel, and you see a security camera. Your first impulse is to pull out your camera jammer, then you realize you're NOT Sam Fisher
South Osettia
27-05-2005, 15:57
...you think even the slightest incident out of the usual (such as the bus being two minutes late) is due to some pending political crisis that will mean the end of the world.
Iraqnipuss
27-05-2005, 16:10
after too much Max Payne i turned a corner and saw my sister; my first reaction was to reach for my dual berettas. also after Battlefield 1942 i thought i saw a tank out my parents bedroom window and ducked. :confused:
South Osettia
27-05-2005, 16:11
after too much Max Payne i turned a corner and saw my sister; my first reaction was to reach for my dual berettas. also after Battlefield 1942 i thought i saw a tank out my parents bedroom window and ducked. :confused:

Do you take a fifteen minute break after every hour of play?
Troon
27-05-2005, 16:25
Do you take a fifteen minute break after every hour of play?

:D :D

Ah yes. I read that in a manual, once or twice. I promptly ignored it.

And I'm perfectly fine...
South Osettia
27-05-2005, 16:29
:D :D

Ah yes. I read that in a manual, once or twice. I promptly ignored it.

And I'm perfectly fine...

Are you sure? (http://images.animationfactory.com/animations/food/food/peanut_guy_dancing/peanut_guy_dancing_lg_nwm.gif)
Skinny87
27-05-2005, 16:31
I often have dreams based around online games, usually Call of Duty, if thats unusual - and sometimes I lose...
Guitar Muzic
27-05-2005, 20:12
You dream that you are Aragorn and are killing orcs for like an hour.... (and you're a girl) *ahm* no, of course I don't play too much Return of the King.......
Niccolo Medici
27-05-2005, 22:10
After a particularly hectic week a friend and I played Driver 2 for about 12 hours. Driving back to his house afterwards we nearly drove off the road in a panic when we saw our first cop car.

...Probably one of the few times I've had a video-game full immersion hallucination, but it nearly got me killed.
E Blackadder
27-05-2005, 22:15
When walking into your school front door you say to your collar button "ime' in" and have an urge to talk to colonel lambert for instruction.
Nargopia
27-05-2005, 22:24
...you're walking in the parking lot outside the bowling alley, and instinctively stick to the shadows, seriously considering shooting out the streetlights.

(actually happened to me)
Sanctum Imperialis
27-05-2005, 22:48
After playing Dawn of War all day looking at a tye dye t-shirt and thinking its the warp.

After playing IL 2 - Lost Battles of WW 2 I heard a plane over head and dove behind a building.
Kryozerkia
27-05-2005, 22:49
or...Dungeon Siege. You begin to wonder what spellbook you should grab, or if your melee weapon is strong enough, and yes, that armour makes my ass look fat!
E Blackadder
27-05-2005, 22:50
after playing on poacific assult i am wary whenever in the company of the japanese.....only joking
San haiti
27-05-2005, 22:53
You see a friend with his back to you so you duck down and begin to creep up on him. Closer...closer... knock out punch now!!!! But then he turns around and you convert the movement into a subtle rearrangement of your hair.
Sanctum Imperialis
27-05-2005, 22:53
after playing on poacific assult i am wary whenever in the company of the japanese.....only joking

O.O
E Blackadder
27-05-2005, 22:55
O.O

however i did have an urge to charge a beach after playing frontline too much
Sanctum Imperialis
27-05-2005, 22:59
Its all in good humor. After watching the Patriot (Mel Gibson one) Im leary in the company of the British who might want to try to conquer my home. :p
Cannot think of a name
27-05-2005, 23:09
...you make a list of ways to tell you've played too much Splinter Cell...

(nothin' but love)
E Blackadder
27-05-2005, 23:11
Its all in good humor. After watching the Patriot (Mel Gibson one) Im leary in the company of the British who might want to try to conquer my home. :p
:p