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By fire he will destroy their city,
A cold and cruel heart,
Blood will pour,
Mercy to none

... and I smell a troll... :D

... and I smell a troll... :Dim not trolling im making predictions that have been seen

By fire he will destroy their city,
A cold and cruel heart,
Blood will pour,
Mercy to none
Sucks to be you then.

my prediction for the future is the world will tear itself apart (not literally) and also destroy the environment. then we'll all be royally fucked.

im not trolling im making predictions that have been seen

Yes, and like all people who predict the future, you're predictions are so vague it could be anything, so that nobody can make you responsible if it doesn't happen... :p

Sucks to be you then.why for me

Because I don't care about or believe in your 'predictions'. Evidently you do. ;)

Wow, you were almost sane for about a week Ffc2, I'll forever treasure those days...

Seriously though, I much prefer the Hindu or Viking or Zoastrian apocalypses. They're far more imaginative and entertaining. Hell, even the Islamic one is better than yours. In that one, Jesus decends from the heavens and in a hilarious twist, declares Islam the truth path!

Yes, and like all people who predict the future, you're predictions are so vague it could be anything, so that nobody can make you responsible if it doesn't happen... :pIn the city of york there will be a great collapse, two twin brothers torn apart by chaos while the fotress falls the great leader will succomb to the third big war will begin when the big city is burning.

In the city of york there will be a great collapse, two twin brothers torn apart by chaos while the fotress falls the great leader will succomb to the third big war will begin when the big city is burning.

ROTF, that quote was on the web back in 2001, it was supposedly by Nostrodomos from 1648. In fact, it was a hoax, and he even died a century too early for that alledged quote. :rolleyes:

Come on Ffc2, don't you have something more entertaining? :confused:

In the city of york there will be a great collapse, two twin brothers torn apart by chaos while the fotress falls the great leader will succomb to the third big war will begin when the big city is burning.
In the City of Angels
Soup will be consumed
A man will lose the hammer of his father
that he had just the night before
and woe will unto all
who like crutons.

There nostradamus interpreted

The City of God is Rio!

I predict I'll get drunk tonight.

My predictions are better than 95% accurate.

I know, let's quote random Nostradamus stuff and try to fit it to current events!

Here, I found this one:

In the world there will be made a king
who will have little peace and a short life.
At this time the ship of the Papacy will be lost,
governed to its greatest detriment.

Eight years is a very shor period for the king of leaders Nostradamus was used to. GWB has known very little peace during his administration. Plus the Pope died and the Catholic Church is losing followers continously.

The City of God is Rio!

Correction: The City of God is in the State of Rio de Janeiro, it is not the city of Rio. (A great film though)

By fire he will destroy their city,
A cold and cruel heart,
Blood will pour,
Mercy to none
Sounds like Nostradamus.

http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/nostra.html

The prediction is a fake.

http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/nostra.html

The prediction is a fake.
"More scholars tend to think he was little more than the 16th Century equivalent of an astrologer..." LOL!

By fire he will destroy their city,
A cold and cruel heart,
Blood will pour,
Mercy to none
Where's the source for that?

I predict that Ffc2 will be forumbanned for trolling. My prediction is 85% accurate.

I predict that this thread will be locked or moved to spam. My prediction is 100% accurate.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Where's the source for that?
Some guy made it up and started chain-emailing it.
http://www.forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8961610&postcount=18

Hey ffc2, you could have at least used prophecies that have a possibility of being true - like the bible code.

But Nostrodamus? Might as well ask Negrodamus(Chappelles Show).

I predict that that i wont do more predictions here today.
My prediction is /roll % correct.

I predict that this thread will be locked or moved to spam. My prediction is 100% accurate.
Not unless you're an admin...

I predict that that i wont do more predictions here today.
My prediction is /roll % correct.
Ah, a gamer! D6 or higher?

By fire he will destroy their city,
A cold and cruel heart,
Blood will pour,
Mercy to none
Superficially, it appears to be a dire prediction of doom, but we must remember that all true prophets speak the language of analogy. The "city" is not a city, the "heart" is not a heart, the "blood" that pours forth is not red and sticky, but the mercy, or lack thereof, no doubt is genuine.

At this time the ship of the Papacy will be lost

The Pope has a boat?

By fire he will destroy their city,
A cold and cruel heart,
Blood will pour,
Mercy to none

Did you prophesise this yourself or is it copied from somebody like Nostradamus?

The Pope has a boat?
Again, it's an analogy.

Again, it's an analogy.

I know. ;)

Hey ffc2, you could have at least used prophecies that have a possibility of being true - like the bible code.


LOL, what would make the bible code have a greater possibility of being true? Please elaborate.

I know. ;)
Aww... :fluffle:

LOL, what would make the bible code have a greater possibility of being true? Please elaborate.
I was going to ask, too, but hestiated for fear that I would get an answer.

LOL, what would make the bible code have a greater possibility of being true? Please elaborate.
Easy. Because there not predictions, they're postdictions You wait for the event to happen, then apply a formula to the bible to give you a set of words, and pick and choose the ones that fit what's already happened.

Aww... :fluffle:

That's quite possibly my first fluffle. Finally.

In AD 2101 war will be beginning.....

This is the one I'm waiting for (http://www.experiencefestival.com/mayan_calendar), 2012!

Does anyone think America will ever lose super-power status?

Does anyone think America will ever lose super-power status?
It's kind of inevitable, don't you think?

Ah, a gamer! D6 or higher?

what i had in mind was more of the randomized computer thingy they use in MMORPGS. no need to actually /roll by yourself!!


...captain we get signal...

Does anyone think America will ever lose super-power status?
Yes, but it will coincide with the destruction of all human life due to global thermonuclear war. You don't think we'd actually give up superpower status without a fight, do you?

In AD 2101 war will be beginning.....

LOL indeed...

All your prophecies are belong to us!

what i had in mind was more of the randomized computer thingy they use in MMORPGS. no need to actually /roll by yourself!!


...captain we get signal...
Ah... but not as much fun. The feel of a hard die in your hand, the rattle as it hits the table surface, the knowledge that its randomness comes directly from you, not things apart from you.

What exactly determines superpower status anyway? The ability to irradiate much of the planetary surface or just having the biggest armed forces around?

Not unless you're an admin...
I am.


But that's beside the point. This thread in itself has no point at all. Eventually it'll be locked or disappear.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Yes, but it will coincide with the destruction of all human life due to global thermonuclear war. You don't think we'd actually give up superpower status without a fight, do you?

Oh yes! i'm predicting there will be a world economic crisis, and before they are willing to give up their status as superpower, they will launch a volley of nukes all across the world, making the Christian fundie dreams of the Apocylpse come true...

... life can be so happy. :D

I am.


But that's beside the point. This thread in itself has no point at all. Eventually it'll be locked or disappear.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Discussion is an end unto itself. ;)

What exactly determines superpower status anyway? The ability to irradiate much of the planetary surface or just having the biggest armed forces around?Actually it's having the strongest economy, the biggest army, and the most nuclear weapons. I think. Therefore the only superpower in the world today is North Korea. ;)


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Oh yes! i'm predicting there will be a world economic crisis, and before they are willing to give up their status as superpower, they will launch a volley of nukes all across the world, making the Christian fundie dreams of the Apocylpse come true...

... life can be so happy. :DNo, actually the Apocalypse is based on something I wrote a long time ago saying that I would nuke the planet if it got out of hand. The fundies exaggerated it. :D

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Actually it's having the strongest economy, the biggest army, and the most nuclear weapons. I think.

Does that count out Micronesia then?

Does that count out Micronesia then?
I was going to say Minnesota.

No, actually the Apocalypse is based on something I wrote a long time ago saying that I would nuke the planet if it got out of hand. The fundies exaggerated it. :D

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Now i see, everything makes perfect sense now. ;)

The Pope has a boat?
The Pope IS a boat. Funny hat : bow.

Now i see, everything makes perfect sense now. ;)I can tell that was sarcastic.

Does that count out Micronesia then?No. Micronesia will be the next superpower after the USA and North Korea nuke each other out of existence. :D

I'm not counting on the EU to do much.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

The Pope IS a boat. Funny hat : bow.

But wouldn't that make him a boot?

EDIT: Not the hat.

II'm not counting on the EU to do much.

It shows.

I can tell that was sarcastic.

No, it wasn't really sarcastic. I'm just saying i appreciate your unusual perspective. :)

No. Micronesia will be the next superpower after the USA and North Korea nuke each other out of existence. :D

I wonder how they are gonna do that. Maybe Japan and the US exchange each other, so that NK can reach the US with it's nukes? :confused:


I'm not counting on the EU to do much.
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Right, Olde Yurop is just plain boring, i know what i am talking about... :cool:

Easy. Because there not predictions, they're postdictions You wait for the event to happen, then apply a formula to the bible to give you a set of words, and pick and choose the ones that fit what's already happened.

I am aware that that is how bible codes are commonly used, but when produced after the fact it is not a prophesy. The nostradamus prophesies are regarding things that were in the future, subjectivly speaking, for nostradamus.

So, if bible code is to be used prophetically, it will have to yield information regarding things that have not come to pass yet, be they vague or not.

Therefore I feel that my question to Kroisistan is still valid.

Btw. in my opinion it's all bogus, but fun bogus ;)

But wouldn't that make him a boot?


Only if he's Canadian.

By fire he will destroy their city,
A cold and cruel heart,
Blood will pour,
Mercy to none

I think if you had been living in any number of European cities during WWII this predicition would have been fullfiled. Let alone cities in Japan.

Only if he's Canadian.

Or German.

Wait a minute.

I am aware that that is how bible codes are commonly used, but when produced after the fact it is not a prophesy. The nostradamus prophesies are regarding things that were in the future, subjectivly speaking, for nostradamus.

So, if bible code is to be used prophetically, it will have to yield information regarding things that have not come to pass yet, be they vague or not.

Therefore I feel that my question to Kroisistan is still valid.

Btw. in my opinion it's all bogus, but fun bogus ;)
I agree with your opinion of the bible code, but Nostradamus' prophecies are just as bad. They're so vague that you wait for an event to happen then twist and shape the quatrain's meaning so it seems to fit the event. I was just explaining why bible code seems convincing to those without critical thinking skills.

Where's the source for that?

I predict that Ffc2 will be forumbanned for trolling. My prediction is 85% accurate.

I predict that this thread will be locked or moved to spam. My prediction is 100% accurate.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe


I predict it will not. Just to cover both bases. :D

One of us has to be the TRUE seer.

OH..and I also predict that the world would not end tomorrow. :D

I predict it will not. Just to cover both bases. :D

One of us has to be the TRUE seer.

OH..and I also predict that the world would not end tomorrow. :D
I predict that the world will end tomorrow, but it will immediately be replaced by a perfect copy so that nobody knows what happened.

I predict it will not. Just to cover both bases. :D

One of us has to be the TRUE seer.

OH..and I also predict that the world would not end tomorrow. :D

You'll wish you hadn't said that tomorrow.

No. Micronesia will be the next superpower

What about Tuvalu?

I predict that someone would make another prediction on this thread.

Speaking of Micronesia, the government's looking for a new postal clerk and a new president of the National Fisheries Corporation. Any takers?

I am aware that that is how bible codes are commonly used, but when produced after the fact it is not a prophesy. The nostradamus prophesies are regarding things that were in the future, subjectivly speaking, for nostradamus.

So, if bible code is to be used prophetically, it will have to yield information regarding things that have not come to pass yet, be they vague or not.

Therefore I feel that my question to Kroisistan is still valid.

Btw. in my opinion it's all bogus, but fun bogus ;)

If it is predictions that interest you read this one. This was written in the 1930's. Not sure on the exact date.

A mechanism of world inter-communication will be devised, embracing the whole planet, freed from national hindrances and restrictions, and functioning with marvellous swiftness and perfect regularity.

(Shoghi Effendi, The World Order of Baha'u'llah, p. 203)

If it is predictions that interest you read this one. This was written in the 1930's. Not sure on the exact date.

A mechanism of world inter-communication will be devised, embracing the whole planet, freed from national hindrances and restrictions, and functioning with marvellous swiftness and perfect regularity.

(Shoghi Effendi, The World Order of Baha'u'llah, p. 203)
That's patently absurd! That's an even more ludicrous flight of fancy than these new-fangled aero-planes...

A mechanism of world inter-communication will be devised, embracing the whole planet, freed from national hindrances and restrictions, and functioning with marvellous swiftness and perfect regularity.

(Shoghi Effendi, The World Order of Baha'u'llah, p. 203)
And then he went on to add: ...unless you have dial-up, in which case, you're fucked.

And then he went on to add: ...unless you have dial-up, in which case, you're fucked.
Or if you're on Jolt, in which case it will screw up with amazing regularity.

And then he went on to add: ...unless you have dial-up, in which case, you're fucked.
Haha..

By fire he will destroy their city,
He's gonna make a cake (fire = oven)
A cold and cruel heart,
The cake has pudding in the middle
Blood will pour,
Cherry filling!
Mercy to none
He's not gonna share

Or if you're on Jolt, in which case it will screw up with amazing regularity.


It has only just started, guyz. Give it a little time. I am not much for the predictions stuff myself. But when I found this in the Baha'i Writings it made me wonder because it was before the internet was invented.

Since you had so much fun with the first one. Here's another one for you to pick apart.


The unity of the human race, as envisaged by Bahá'u'lláh, implies the establishment of a world commonwealth in which all nations, races, creeds and classes are closely and permanently united, and in which the autonomy of its state members and the personal freedom and initiative of the individuals that compose them are definitely and completely safeguarded. This commonwealth must, as far as we can visualize it, consist of a world legislature, whose members will, as the trustees of the whole of mankind, ultimately control the entire resources of all the component nations, and will enact such laws as shall be required to regulate the life, satisfy the needs and adjust the relationships of all races and peoples. A world executive, backed by an international Force, will carry out the decisions arrived at, and apply the laws enacted by, this world legislature, and will safeguard the organic unity of the whole commonwealth. A world tribunal will adjudicate and deliver its compulsory and final verdict in all and any disputes that may arise between the various elements constituting this universal system.

(Shoghi Effendi, The World Order of Baha'u'llah, p. 203)

He's gonna make a cake (fire = oven)
The cake has pudding in the middle
Cherry filling!
He's not gonna share
Haha! Well done! :)

Since you had so much fun with the first one. Here's another one for you to pick apart.

Mmmh... ok. But the first one was easier.


The unity of the human race, as envisaged by Bahá'u'lláh, implies the establishment of a world commonwealth in which all nations, races, creeds and classes are closely and permanently united, and in which the autonomy of its state members and the personal freedom and initiative of the individuals that compose them are definitely and completely safeguarded... (Shoghi Effendi, The World Order of Baha'u'llah, p. 203)
And it shall be called the United Federation of Planets.

It has only just started, guyz. Give it a little time. I am not much for the predictions stuff myself. But when I found this in the Baha'i Writings it made me wonder because it was before the internet was invented.
Like H.G. Wells' and "Doc Savage" stories, I suspect it is based on extrapolation of current techologies.

Like H.G. Wells' and "Doc Savage" stories, I suspect it is based on extrapolation of current techologies.

Could very well be. The writer was a very forward looking person. Interesting side note. The first telegraphic message sent out was a quote from the Bible, "What hath God wrought." It happened on the same day that the Baha'i Faith began.