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What would you do if Crazy Frog gets to number 1?

Moleland
26-05-2005, 08:55
BIG EDIT: that should be Crazy frog... Whoops...

Answer the question!

If Crazy frog gets to number 1 in the charts, i will be forced to die.. several times...

I think it's creators should be eaten...

What do NS generalites think?
Lunatic Goofballs
26-05-2005, 08:56
As I have no idea what you're talking about, I think I'll have a taco. :)

*munches on a taco*
Moleland
26-05-2005, 09:03
As I have no idea what you're talking about, I think I'll have a taco. :)

*munches on a taco*

Here is Jamster's home address...

i think you can listen to here

JAMSTER sucks so much chicken!!! (http://www.web2txt.co.uk/crazy-frog-ringtone.php)

More info (http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/this_britain/story.jsp?story=641446)
Earths Orbit
26-05-2005, 09:04
As I have no idea what you're talking about, I think I'll have a taco. :)

*munches on a taco*
Brilliant. Thanks a lot. Now I want a taco too.

And I, too, have no idea what crazy frog is, but my google-fu tells me that it's a company that sells mobile phone ringtones. And apparently there is a "crazy frog" jingle.

So I'm guessing something musical. What's the verdict, is my google-fu strong or weak today?
Gorsley Gardens
26-05-2005, 09:05
God, we had our school 'prom' a couple of weeks ago - they started playing that song and EVERYBODY yelled 'SHUT UP' and sat down.

Which was pretty entertaining, but they kept playing the song anyway.
Moleland
26-05-2005, 09:05
Brilliant. Thanks a lot. Now I want a taco too.

And I, too, have no idea what crazy frog is, but my google-fu tells me that it's a company that sells mobile phone ringtones. And apparently there is a "crazy frog" jingle.

So I'm guessing something musical. What's the verdict, is my google-fu strong or weak today?

it is an annoying Ringtone... You just want to murder several people when it is bulk advertised ever 0.3 seconds...
Schnappslant
26-05-2005, 09:07
ding-ding-ding-dum-dum, ding-ding-ding-dum-dum-dum..
Aligned Planets
26-05-2005, 09:07
Watching tv the other day - they played the advert 3 times during the same commercial break...

I nearly cried
Gorsley Gardens
26-05-2005, 09:08
ding-ding-ding-dum-dum, ding-ding-ding-dum-dum-dum..

GOD NO!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!
The Alma Mater
26-05-2005, 09:10
The video involves a frog riding on an imaginary motorcycle, uttering "ring ding ding" noises while the beverly hills cop theme plays on the background.

The UK people that complain about it have obviously never seen llama, bananaphone, badger or kenia.
Earths Orbit
26-05-2005, 09:10
Woo! Strong google-fu!
Earths Orbit
26-05-2005, 09:12
it is an annoying Ringtone... You just want to murder several people when it is bulk advertised ever 0.3 seconds...
I'm glad I don't watch tv. Posts like this remind me how little I miss it.
Gorsley Gardens
26-05-2005, 09:12
The UK people that complain about it have obviously never seen llama, bananaphone, badger or kenia.

Do you mean 'have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on the llama....' and 'badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!' and 'they've got lions... only in kenyyaaaaaa.'

Cause we all know those. We just REALLY hate that frog.
Lunatic Goofballs
26-05-2005, 09:13
Hmm... annoying ringtone...or a yummy taco.

I'll keep the taco, thanks. :)
Moleland
26-05-2005, 09:13
Do you mean 'have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on the llama....' and 'badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!' and 'they've got lions... only in kenyyaaaaaa.'

Cause we all know those. We just REALLY hate that frog.

None of these are bulk advertised on TV either!!!!
Schnappslant
26-05-2005, 09:14
GOD NO!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!
I just want to know why they've seen fit to black out the poor frogs.. err.. potentially sensitive areas. I don't know. Maybe the problem of frog pr0n is on the increase

AIN'T NOWT WRONG WITH THE BADGER!! LEAVE THE BADGER ALONE!! grrr

I can see it now... Badger vs Frog: The Movie
Lord-General Drache
26-05-2005, 09:14
I hate bannaphone. And those crazy frog things. Just give me 15 minutes in the boardroom with the company that made them. 15..that's all I ask for. The world will thank me, nay, reward me for the swift vengance I shall bring!
Gorsley Gardens
26-05-2005, 09:14
None of these are bulk advertised on TV either!!!!

That is true. None of them are forced down your throat six times in two minutes between adverts for Loreal and Tesco.
Moleland
26-05-2005, 09:15
I just want to know why they've seen fit to black out the poor frogs.. err.. potentially sensitive areas. I don't know. Maybe the problem of frog pr0n is on the increase

Someone complained ;)
Schnappslant
26-05-2005, 09:17
Someone complained ;)
That's poor. If a frog can't celebrate his own body on national Tv whilst riding an imaginary motorvehicle, what has this great nation got left?
Gorsley Gardens
26-05-2005, 09:19
That's poor. If a frog can't celebrate his own body on national Tv whilst riding an imaginary motorvehicle, what has this great nation got left?

We've got a high pitched 'Sweety the chick' and 'Nessie the dragon'.

<<cries>> It just gets worse...
Moleland
26-05-2005, 09:19
That's poor. If a frog can't celebrate his own body on national Tv whilst riding an imaginary motorvehicle, what has this great nation got left?

That is so tragic...
Harlesburg
26-05-2005, 09:30
GAh??
I have never heard this but German Crocodiles rule.........
Moleland
26-05-2005, 09:33
GAh??
I have never heard this but German Crocodiles rule.........

Did you go on the link?
Vtorbetin
26-05-2005, 09:35
Is it me, or has ITV become infested with that damn advert!!! It makes me want to throw my TV to the ground and set fire to it. Whoever made it deserves to be tied up and poked constantly with a VERY pointy stick!
Moleland
26-05-2005, 09:43
Is it me, or has ITV become infested with that damn advert!!! It makes me want to throw my TV to the ground and set fire to it. Whoever made it deserves to be tied up and poked constantly with a VERY pointy stick!

Sadly, it's just not ITV...
Harlesburg
26-05-2005, 09:48
Did you go on the link?
There is a link. :eek:
I was too lazy ill do it now chief!
Harlesburg
26-05-2005, 09:52
Actually now that i checked the link yeah ive seen it i laughed(mind you it was only once! l(:0)-)8======D~<======&^5%shgdgb jbjkcb jb
Moleland
26-05-2005, 09:54
Actually now that i checked the link yeah ive seen it i laughed(mind you it was only once! l(:0)-)8======D~<======&^5%shgdgb jbjkcb jb

When you are exposed to that rubbish every 5 minutes....
Nucazuki
26-05-2005, 09:55
i would kill me self :mp5:
Eternal Green Rain
26-05-2005, 09:56
It's just a bad re -mix of Axel F. by harold faltamyer (SP?)
When you get old you get used to people butchering songs from your youth. It'll go the way of all the other specially as the original was pretty bad and only got anywhere due to it being the theme music to "beverly hills cop".

***wanders off grumbling about the youth of today****
Harlesburg
26-05-2005, 09:58
Ah ha nope never heard that but i saw this add with the Frog on ze Motorbike going nahnahbanan anhanaa-Revving up see.
Moleland
26-05-2005, 10:00
Ah ha nope never heard that but i saw this add with the Frog on ze Motorbike going nahnahbanan anhanaa-Revving up see.

:confused:
Harlesburg
26-05-2005, 10:05
:confused:
It was that frog revving a motorbike!
I cant remember why but it was........

(Extra line)
I dont think id kill anyone over it but i wouldnt cry id change channel i guess.....
Moleland
26-05-2005, 10:07
It was that frog revving a motorbike!
I cant remember why but it was........

(Extra line)
I dont think id kill anyone over it but i wouldnt cry id change channel i guess.....

You would If I tied you to a chair, and made you watch that over and over again...
Harlesburg
26-05-2005, 10:29
You would If I tied you to a chair, and made you watch that over and over again...
That is true!
Did you only just realise the Liverpudlians(really Europes cast offs) won?
Dudek is my Bane!
Moleland
26-05-2005, 10:32
That is true!
Did you only just realise the Liverpudlians(really Europes cast offs) won?
Dudek is my Bane!

No I knew, only just got round to changing my siggy...
Gorsley Gardens
26-05-2005, 10:39
Yeuch... I just turned the TV on, and GUESS what was on there...
The Imperial Navy
26-05-2005, 10:43
The Frog must die!

http://www.mobile9.com/engine/modules/watermark/image.php?/home/mobile92/public_html/download/preview/44/crazyfrogdeath42.jpg

I want to find it's inventor and stab him with my Katana. It is the WORST thing ever to hit the planet. Honest to god, it's worse than Hitler!
Moleland
26-05-2005, 10:44
The Frog must die!

http://www.mobile9.com/engine/modules/watermark/image.php?/home/mobile92/public_html/download/preview/44/crazyfrogdeath42.jpg

I want to find it's inventor and stab him with my Katana. It is the WORST thing ever to hit the planet. Honest to god, it's worse than Hitler!

A little extreme... but I agree. It's creators must die!!!!!!
New Sovietia
26-05-2005, 10:46
It was that frog revving a motorbike!
I cant remember why but it was........

(Extra line)
I dont think id kill anyone over it but i wouldnt cry id change channel i guess.....

You dont think you would kill anyone over it???????

I cannot stand that stupid frog, Its on so much I just want to kill Jamster
Harlesburg
26-05-2005, 10:46
No I knew, only just got round to changing my siggy...
Sure Dudek.......
Moleland
26-05-2005, 10:47
Yeuch... I just turned the TV on, and GUESS what was on there...

Mr Blobby!?
Harlesburg
26-05-2005, 10:48
You dont think you would kill anyone over it???????

I cannot stand that stupid frog, Its on so much I just want to kill Jamster
I dont go on Killing sprees after watching things once unlike Tasmanian Postal workers.............. ... .. :eek:
Moleland
26-05-2005, 10:48
Sure Dudek.......

Why are you calling me Dudek?
Kanabia
26-05-2005, 10:53
Fuck! We have that stupid thing over here too!

I was trying to concentrate write an essay in the library at uni the other day, and someone's phone rang with that ringtone...

ARGH! :mad: :headbang:

KILL IT.
Neo Cannen
26-05-2005, 10:54
Doesn't matter, Coldplay's "Speed of sound" will get to number 1
The Imperial Navy
26-05-2005, 10:55
Doesn't matter, Coldplay's "Speed of sound" will get to number 1

Early indications show that the Crazy frog is outselling Coldplay 2 to 1... :mad:
Huzen Hagen
26-05-2005, 10:58
Early indications show that the Crazy frog is outselling Coldplay 2 to 1... :mad:

4:1 actually
Schnappslant
26-05-2005, 11:00
Early indications show that the Crazy frog is outselling Coldplay 2 to 1... :mad:
that's nothing to the sales of the new compilation 'Music to Cry and Bash your Head into a Wall to', featuring both songs

On the upside, you know that the only people who are buying the Frog are dumb little chavs intending to play it in their bassed up novas. No mid-range or treble => no frog sounds.
Moleland
26-05-2005, 11:08
that's nothing to the sales of the new compilation 'Music to Cry and Bash your Head into a Wall to', featuring both songs

On the upside, you know that the only people who are buying the Frog are dumb little chavs intending to play it in their bassed up novas. No mid-range or treble => no frog sounds.

Aye. Good job too... but will be subjected to it on the radio...
The Imperial Navy
26-05-2005, 11:25
Aye. Good job too... but will be subjected to it on the radio...

Some of the radio stations have been refusing to play it-on the grounds it is shit. :D

Some have been forced to though by bosses... :mad:
FairyTInkArisen
26-05-2005, 11:26
I''ll melt
Harlesburg
26-05-2005, 11:27
Why are you calling me Dudek?
I was actually going to say something about Dudek being Stupid but thought better of it and forgot to erase his name. :headbang:
But take it as an insult! ;)
Moleland
26-05-2005, 11:28
Some of the radio stations have been refusing to play it-on the grounds it is shit. :D

Some have been forced to though by bosses... :mad:

Stupid bosses... goodon ya, sane dJ's

I'll melt

I'm assuming in digust, right?
The Imperial Navy
26-05-2005, 11:28
I''ll melt

I'll be sure to have a straw handy... :D
Harlesburg
26-05-2005, 11:29
I''ll melt
For Harlesburg
:confused:
Moleland
26-05-2005, 11:30
I was actually going to say something about Dudek being Stupid but thought better of it and forgot to erase his name. :headbang:
But take it as an insult! ;)

*Ties Harlsebug to a chair*

*Puts headphones on his ears*

*Forces him to listen to Crazy Frog on a continuous loop*
Harlesburg
26-05-2005, 11:34
*Ties Harlsebug to a chair*

*Puts headphones on his ears*

*Forces him to listen to Crazy Frog on a continuous loop*
In a zombie like trance Harlesburg says
*Im Pround to be English*
Moleland
26-05-2005, 11:35
In a zombie like trance Harlesburg says
*Im Pround to be English*

LOL

Pround???
Schnappslant
26-05-2005, 11:35
ding-ding
Moleland
26-05-2005, 11:36
ding-ding

*Murders Schnappslant*

:D
Warta Endor
26-05-2005, 11:36
I would certainly smash my TV, throw my radio out of my wondow, grab a baseball bat and a good titanium golfclub, preferable a wood 1, and run on the streets an start smashing things and people randomly.

Oh, yeah. I would try to exterminate all frogs in my neighbourhood :D
Moleland
26-05-2005, 12:01
I would certainly smash my TV, throw my radio out of my wondow, grab a baseball bat and a good titanium golfclub, preferable a wood 1, and run on the streets an start smashing things and people randomly.

Oh, yeah. I would try to exterminate all frogs in my neighbourhood :D

so basically go on a mad homocide rampage?
Wurzelmania
26-05-2005, 12:08
Frogicidal at least :rolleyes:

I want every Jamster employee fired now. Then forced into work at the crummiest supermarket available.
The Imperial Navy
26-05-2005, 12:11
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/pictures/wallpaper/images/hypno_640.jpg

"Look into my eyes-Don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes. You're under. You will fire every Jamster Employee immediatly and burn the crazy frog because it's shit... oh, and you'll give me all the money you've made. 3 2 1... you're back in the room."
Harlesburg
26-05-2005, 12:18
LOL

Pround???
Errr Molland can edit his sig?....
Harlesburg
27-05-2005, 14:54
It was on the news tonight the fear is real German Frog will own the charts!
QuentinTarantino
27-05-2005, 14:55
Its sad that people hate crazy frog more than terrorists, criminals, famine etc
Psychotic Mongooses
27-05-2005, 15:14
Apparently its out-selling its nearest challenger by 4:1 :(

The end of music is nigh...

9year olds shouldn't be allowed to buy music :mad:
Moleland
27-05-2005, 15:17
Apparently its out-selling its nearest challenger by 4:1 :(

The end of music is nigh...

9year olds shouldn't be allowed to buy music :mad:

It's not 9 year olds that are the problem...