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Jar Jar Binks vs. Wesley Crusher

Cannot think of a name
25-05-2005, 11:46
Haha! That's a fanboy war of a different color!

Forget 'who could win' or 'whose more what'-it's a battle of the least of the least, the most dogged on character of each series to see who can gererate the most bile, the most underdog defence/support from devils advocates, the ultimate showdown, place your bets-Which is the most hated/Unjustly maligned/win in a fight or whatever other criteria under which they could be measured?

Increasingly meaningless poll to come!
Phylum Chordata
25-05-2005, 11:50
I've been waiting for someone to do Captain Kirk versus old age
Cannot think of a name
25-05-2005, 11:52
I've been waiting for someone to do Captain Kirk versus old age
He's fighting the good fight, but unless he goes Elvis, he's gonna lose.
Delator
25-05-2005, 11:52
Well, I voted for Jar-Jar...

...as many reasons as there are to loathe Crusher, he eventually becomes a trans-dimensional pseudo-god. He has to score at least a few points higher than Jar-Jar for that.

Give Jar-Jar that power, and he'll just fuck up the whole universe. :rolleyes:
BackwoodsSquatches
25-05-2005, 12:23
Wesley Crusher was a dork.

Jar-Jar is a douche.

The douche is worse.
Phylum Chordata
25-05-2005, 15:12
I think Jar-Jar and Wesley should get married.
The Hiigaran Council
25-05-2005, 15:16
To be honest, I hate them both. If I had a gun loaded with only a single bullet, I'd shoot Jar-Jar and then use one of his various 'dangly bits' to strangle Crusher with.
Haken Rider
25-05-2005, 15:35
I like Jar Jar Binks.
Greedy Pig
25-05-2005, 15:37
To be honest, I hate them both. If I had a gun loaded with only a single bullet, I'd shoot Jar-Jar and then use one of his various 'dangly bits' to strangle Crusher with.

Seconded.
HC Eredivisie
25-05-2005, 15:48
To be honest, I hate them both. If I had a gun loaded with only a single bullet, I'd shoot Jar-Jar and then use one of his various 'dangly bits' to strangle Crusher with.Why not shoot yourself, that way you don't have to touch them.
Fass
25-05-2005, 15:58
Wil Wheaton is a cool guy.

His interesting blog can be found at www.wilwheaton.net
The Imperial Navy
25-05-2005, 16:01
"Shut up wesley!"

"Messa incredibly dumb!" :D
Cannot think of a name
25-05-2005, 23:41
Wil Wheaton is a cool guy.

His interesting blog can be found at www.wilwheaton.net
I actually agree he's an okay cat, if kinda dork. But he is not his character, and his character is what is in question. (though, at the same time I never really had that big a problem with him, though sometimes he as a little snotty. And that whole thing with the fighter craft accident--I don't remember the details, but I remember thinking "wuss.")
New Grunz
25-05-2005, 23:47
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Cannot think of a name
26-05-2005, 00:05
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That took me a second...
Kerubia
26-05-2005, 00:14
Seeing as how Star Wars is more popular (at least at the moment), I'd say Jar Jar is hated more.
German Nightmare
26-05-2005, 00:23
I like Jar Jar Binks.
:eek: Hush! Or I'll vote for you instead!!! (Meeesa being hruuuude! Don't take it personally ;))
Zincite
26-05-2005, 00:32
Despite the fact he was rather wimpy, Wesley Crusher was cute and had a cute name. Jar Jar Binks was just a lame, bumbling idiot who reminds me of my drooly gross dog.
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
26-05-2005, 00:36
Jar Jar can suck my Wesley Crusher
Andaluciae
26-05-2005, 00:43
I have participated in sending both a Wesley Crusher action figure and a jar-jar action figure aloft aboard model rockets, and ensuring their landing in a nice lake.
Cogitation
26-05-2005, 00:45
Hey! I like Wesley Crusher! I mean, how many times did he save the Enterprise? Three, I think it was? (Now if I could only remember each time....) I'm a little fuzzy on Star Wars: Episode I, but I don't remember Jar Jar saving any starships. ...or being technically inclined.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
Karas
26-05-2005, 00:49
Hey! I like Wesley Crusher! I mean, how many times did he save the Enterprise? Three, I think it was? (Now if I could only remember each time....) I'm a little fuzzy on Star Wars: Episode I, but I don't remember Jar Jar saving any starships. ...or being technically inclined.

--The Democratic States of Cogitation

Jar Jar didn't save any starships, but he did save a planet. If not for him, there is no way the Gungans would have fought the droid army.

Both charcters get a little more hatred than they deserve.
Jordaxia
26-05-2005, 01:09
I don't really MIND either of them... though they are generally my least favourite characters. Saying that though, aside from Picard, I feel that TNG had the weakest cast of them all, excluding enterprise which I haven't seen enough of to judge.