NationStates Jolt Archive


What do you want to get rid of?

Elsburytonia
25-05-2005, 07:22
OK everyone, I have dug a deep hole in the middle of nowhere. The cement mixer is ready to fillit back over and then we will build a Shopping Centre over it to remove any trace there was a hole here.

So what do you want to get rid of.

EDIT: Items I will not accept for the hole are: racial groups, religions or George W Bush - the hole would fill too quickly.
Patra Caesar
25-05-2005, 07:22
I have a hole in my best pair of jeans so I want to throw the hole into the hole. ;)
Melkor Unchained
25-05-2005, 07:23
Stupidity.

Then again I dont think that the sum of it could fit in any hole: I'm sure the sheer volume of it is barely contained within the walls of the universe as it is.
The Motor City Madmen
25-05-2005, 07:23
OK everyone, I have dug a deep hole in the middle of nowhere. The cement mixer is ready to fillit back over and then we will build a Shopping Centre over it to remove any trace there was a hole here.

So what do you want to get rid of.

EDIT: Items I will not accept for the hole are: racial groups, religions or George W Bush - the hole would fill too quickly.

Protestors and pinko's.
Nargopia
25-05-2005, 07:26
My report cards. All of them.
Elsburytonia
25-05-2005, 07:27
Protestors and pinko's.

I like the cut of your jibb.
The Motor City Madmen
25-05-2005, 07:32
Also, Sean Penn and many people from Hollywood, who all know what is really best for us all.
Patra Caesar
25-05-2005, 07:52
Stupidity.

But I don't want to be thrown into the hole! :eek:
Melkor Unchained
25-05-2005, 07:56
But I don't want to be thrown into the hole! :eek:

I didnt say or mean to say "stupid people," I just said "stupidity" in general, as a vague, abstract concept. You wouldn't go in the hole, you'd just lose all the baggage!
Elsburytonia
25-05-2005, 07:56
OK Patra.

*Throws rope down*
The Downmarching Void
25-05-2005, 08:02
The Laws Of Reality.

Damn things are always getting in the way. I want a giant space zeppelin, dammit.
Elsburytonia
25-05-2005, 08:04
[QUOTE=The Downmarching Void]The Laws Of Reality.QUOTE]

In they go!
Commie Catholics
25-05-2005, 08:14
My personality.
Commie Catholics
25-05-2005, 08:15
Is there any chance that I can have a look around in this hole before you fill it? I want to see if I can find a new personality.
Kanabia
25-05-2005, 08:35
Every Creed CD ever made.
Gartref
25-05-2005, 08:42
Tectonic plates.
Melkor Unchained
25-05-2005, 08:42
Every Creed CD ever made.

Amen to that!
Kejott
25-05-2005, 08:44
Car Salespeople...all of them...
Kanabia
25-05-2005, 08:48
Amen to that!

Hmm, but then again, it's too kind a fate for them. Real justice would involve annihilating them in a massive fireball of some description. :D
The Downmarching Void
25-05-2005, 08:59
Heres some more:

Maroon 5. Nelly. Alannis Morrisette. All Dodge Neons. Collection Agencies. ScotiaBank. The Rolling Stones, because they refuse to retire. Don Henley.
Kanabia
25-05-2005, 09:06
Heres some more:

Maroon 5. Nelly. Alannis Morrisette. All Dodge Neons. Collection Agencies. ScotiaBank. The Rolling Stones, because they refuse to retire. Don Henley.

Oh yeah. We could go on all day. Throw Nickelback, Blink 182, Good Charlotte, etc. down there too.
Kejott
25-05-2005, 09:11
Don't forget 50 Cent and Puff Daddy. How the hell is Puff Daddy famous and rich anyways? His music SUCKS and he has no talent in rapping what so ever.
Kanabia
25-05-2005, 09:13
Don't forget 50 Cent and Puff Daddy. How the hell is Puff Daddy famous and rich anyways? His music SUCKS and he has no talent in rapping what so ever.

Agreed there too. Wow. This is going to have to be a pretty big hole.
Patra Caesar
25-05-2005, 09:17
You could always use Kim Beazley to plug the hole...

That's a mean thing to say Patra! I shouldn't make fun of the over weight, it's not like they need the stress with the heart attacks and lack of sex appeal and all...
Patra Caesar
25-05-2005, 09:17
Wow. This is going to have to be a pretty big hole.

Goatse?
Kejott
25-05-2005, 09:19
We also need to get rid of all Uwe Bolle and Paul Anderson films. All copies in existence, and if we're lucky why not the directors themselves too.
Delator
25-05-2005, 09:22
Heres some more:

Maroon 5. Nelly. Alannis Morrisette. All Dodge Neons. Collection Agencies. ScotiaBank. The Rolling Stones, because they refuse to retire. Don Henley.

I would agree completely with this, except for I drive a Dodge Neon...so unless someone is buying me a new car :p

Oh...can we throw all idiotic, inattentive and generally stupid drivers in the hole as well, or will that overfill the hole? :confused:
Illich Jackal
25-05-2005, 09:27
Holland
Kanabia
25-05-2005, 09:32
Goatse?

LOL
Saxnot
25-05-2005, 09:36
All music from the last... ten years.
Pure Metal
25-05-2005, 09:47
the whole world.
has anybody said that yet? if not thats my choice.
Cathenia
25-05-2005, 09:52
Stupidity and racism
Venus Mound
25-05-2005, 09:52
Anyone who's got a life insurance taken out on me.

Oh, and I know you said religions, but those ├╝ber conservative Christians are really annoying, and there aren't that many of them either. I think it could be arranged.
Aeruillin
25-05-2005, 09:59
OK everyone, I have dug a deep hole in the middle of nowhere. The cement mixer is ready to fillit back over and then we will build a Shopping Centre over it to remove any trace there was a hole here.

So what do you want to get rid of.

EDIT: Items I will not accept for the hole are: racial groups, religions or George W Bush - the hole would fill too quickly.

Bah, GWBush was one of the first things I thought of when reading the title. :p There's only one of him, you know, he'd hardly fill it up...
Dragons Bay
25-05-2005, 10:00
Hatred.
Aeruillin
25-05-2005, 10:01
Stupidity.

Then again I dont think that the sum of it could fit in any hole: I'm sure the sheer volume of it is barely contained within the walls of the universe as it is.

I think stupidity is infinitely compressible. Thus, the entire infinite stupidity of the finite Universe would, with a little work, fit into a single brain, or a single hole. But that would be one moronic hole...
Legless Pirates
25-05-2005, 10:16
Every musquito (sp?) in, on and around the world
Monkeypimp
25-05-2005, 10:18
Every musquito (sp?) in, on and around the world


Fuck, take the sandflies with them as well.
ChuChullainn
25-05-2005, 10:24
Moles and Badgers.......Badgers and moles. They would have the best "underground" rave ever if combined in a hole in the ground. WOOOOO i think i've had too much sugar......or maybe not enough. Theres only one way to find out
DHomme
25-05-2005, 11:25
Phil Collins
Kanabia
25-05-2005, 11:34
All music from the last... ten years.

Nooooooooooo! I like my QOTSA :p
Commie Catholics
25-05-2005, 12:33
All music from the last... ten years.

And every single Midnight Oil album ever made.
Commie Catholics
25-05-2005, 12:34
Phil Collins

Phil Collins! He's the single greatest singer known to man (and to a lesser extent women). I ought to throw you in the hole!
Swimmingpool
25-05-2005, 12:45
Protestors and pinko's.
Why not just throw in free speech?

Also, Sean Penn and many people from Hollywood, who all know what is really best for us all.
When has he indicated that he knows what's best for us all?
Camiflowerland
25-05-2005, 13:54
*clutches all her CDs except for radiohead and nirvana and pink floyd and other stuff that was around before 1995*

ermm.......................



chavs.
politicians
concrete

...the sun. (tabloids, not stars)
enrique iglesias
moles (of the face)
acne that looks like pepperoni
okay, i can't think of anything else.
Kanabia
25-05-2005, 14:14
And every single Midnight Oil album ever made.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
The Motor City Madmen
25-05-2005, 15:42
Why not just throw in free speech?


When has he indicated that he knows what's best for us all?

Mind your own business mick. Go back to the potato fields.

Free speech for me is great, not so great for people like you.

Remember how Sean Penn was trying to save us all from the evil of George Bush?
Sableonia
25-05-2005, 15:49
The completely clueless and inconsiderate people who live like there is no one else who matters or is affected by their stupidity. :rolleyes:
*takes a deep breath*
Nidnodistan
25-05-2005, 16:15
Big Brother, please!