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Hi, I'm The Land of the Enemy. My name is the English translation of the world "mordor," that I blatently ripped off of J.R.R. Tolkien. I am extremely bored right now and just feel like posting something, but I don't know what to say. Any suggestions?

Hmmmm....

No one's here...

Oh well, I guess I just have to talk to myself.

My favorite color is red, what's yours?

Hi, I'm The Land of the Enemy. My name is the English translation of the world "mordor," that I blatently ripped off of J.R.R. Tolkien. I am extremely bored right now and just feel like posting something, but I don't know what to say. Any suggustions?

You could look through a dictionary.

Hello, Land, how are you this evening?

You could look through a dictionary.


Thank you, I am only human and I do make mstakes..

It is quite late and I am quite tired, oh well, I'll fix that.

My favorite color is red, what's yours?

I like red too. :mad: <--He's red!

But red's only my second favorite color. My first favorite color is blue. :( :( :( <--See? He's blue. :eek: <--He is too! (kinda)

Hello, Land, how are you this evening?

I'm quite well. Thank you for asking. How's the wife? How are the kids?

I'm quite well. Thank you for asking. How's the wife? How are the kids?


I'm not married. I never was.





The kids are doing just fine. Timy just got off parole and Johnny's therapist says that Johnny can now attend school after taking only one tranquilizer every hour.

The kids are doing just fine. Timy just got off parole and Johnny's therapist says that Johnny can now attend school after taking only one tranquilizer every hour.


Oh... That's so good to hear. How about Scotty? Last I heard, he wsa on trial for killing his wife and unborn child. The media was making a big circus about that but I didn't really pay all that close attention.

Oh... That's so good to hear. How about Scotty? Last I heard, he wsa on trial for killing his wife and unborn child. The media was making a big circus about that but I didn't really pay all that close attention.

Oh yeah, the stupid courts found little Scotty guilty and sentenced him to death. Can you believe it? Death based on circumstial evidence. They had not one shred of solid evidence that pointed my Scotty being the killer.

Oh by the way, mom died.

Oh by the way, mom died.

What!? Oh my God! How!?

What!? Oh my God! How!?


Yeah, they pulled her feeding tube out. They said it was for the best. I don't really know what was said to defend her, but I think there was a good point in ther somewhere.


I don't know where but there has to be a good reason for everything.


Right?

I like blue.

How about you?

I need to tie my shoe.

After my needle for the flu.

Coo coo ki chu!

Well, if you look at the world, you'll see that there are very few good points for all the bad things that happen.

Well, if you look at the world, you'll see that there are very few good points for all the bad things that happen.


Hmm... that is a good point.

Hmm... that is a good point.

Of course it's a good point! I made it! Every point I say is a good point.

Well, if you look at the world, you'll see that there are very few good points for all the bad things that happen.

I find they tend to level out - Khama :D

Of course it's a good point! I made it! Every point I say is a good point.

What if you can't think of a good point to say?

What if you can't think of a good point to say?

Then I don't say anything at all. Thus saving myself from making a bad point.

"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt." -Mark Twain

Then I don't say anything at all. Thus saving myself from making a bad point.


What if you accidentally say something that is not a good point before you have time to think about whether it is a good point and whather you should say it?

What if you accidentally say something that is not a good point before you have time to think about whether it is a good point and whather you should say it?

We could play the "what if" game all night long. I don't want to answer any more pointless "what if" problems.

But I will indulge this. You see, I have trained myself very well to think before making any movements with my muscles, thus I am able to fully control any speech that would otherwise be pointless.

We could play the "what if" game all night long. I don't want to answer any more pointless "what if" problems.

But I will indulge this. You see, I have trained myself very well to think before making any movements with my muscles, thus I am able to fully control any speech that would otherwise be pointless.

You said that you don't make pointless statements, but you answered a pointless "what if" question. Is not the answer to a pointless question pointless in itself because it anwers tha tthat has no point and therefore could have no point unto itself.

You said that you don't make pointless statements, but you answered a pointless "what if" question. Is not the answer to a pointless question pointless in itself because it anwers tha tthat has no point and therefore could have no point unto itself.

No.

Because the answer to the pointless question is making the point that the question has no point. So there is the answer's point, that the question has no point.

No.

Because the answer to the pointless question is making the point that the question has no point. So there is the answer's point, that the question has no point.

The act of answering to a pointless quetion is pointless. You would make a much stronger point that the question is pointless by not answering it, thus proving that it has no point to answer. By answering it, you provethat it has a point.

The act of answering to a pointless quetion is pointless. You would make a much stronger point that the question is pointless by not answering it, thus proving that it has no point to answer. By answering it, you prove that it has a point.

Not necessarily...

The act of answering to a pointless quetion is pointless.

The act of answering to a pointless quetion is pointless.

No, it isn't.

Yes, it is!

No, it isn't.

Yes, it is!


Look are you going to argue with me or carry on with your pathetic and POINTLESS "No, it isn't" statements?

Yes, it is!


Look are you going to argue with me or carry on with your pathetic and POINTLESS "No, it isn't" statements?

They are not pointless. They are merely pointing out the point I pointed out earlier.

They are not pointless. They are merely pointing out the point I pointed out earlier.

Yes, they are pointless because they fail to make a point beyond the fact that you are an immature dolt.

Yes, they are pointless because they fail to make a point beyond the fact that you are an immature dolt.

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Oh, yeah, that's really mature. :rolleyes:
By doing that, you realize that you have only proven my point that you are an immature dolt.

Oh, yeah, that's really mature. :rolleyes:
By doing that, you realize that you have only proven my point that you are an immature dolt.

"Growing up is inevitable, maturing is optional." -Me :D :D :D

"Growing up is inevitable, maturing is optional." -Me :D :D :D

I take it you've given up on trying to make a valid point?

I take it you've given up on trying to make a valid point?

I was never trying to make a valid point, just a point in general.

i dont like christianity :(

I was never trying to make a valid point, just a point in general.

Must not a point be valid in some way or another in order to be a point at all?

Must not a point be valid in some way or another in order to be a point at all?

Not necessarily. If a regular point is made, then it need be only a point to be understood by the pointer, and not the pointee. Granted, it would be mutually beneficial for both parties had the point been a valid point, and thus understood and agreed upon by said parties.

Not necessarily. If a regular point is made, then it need be only a point to be understood by the pointer, and not the pointee. Granted, it would be mutually beneficial for both parties had the point been a valid point, and thus understood and agreed upon by said parties.

:SIGH:

Alas that the world could not make more valid points.

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Alas that the world could not make more valid points.

That is a good point, and if the whole world could make valid points we would be living in paradise.

That is a good point, and if the whole world could make valid points we would be living in paradise.

Ahhh...

That would be my utopia, a world where everyone would make valid points any everyone would respect everyone else's valid points even if they did not agree with them.

Ahhh...

That would be my utopia, a world where everyone would make valid points any everyone would respect everyone else's valid points even if they did not agree with them.

Amen :(

'Tis a sad world we live in that must hate others with no valid point for their hatred. Of course, if such people were smart enough to make a valid point for their hatred, then they would be able to see that there is no such thing as a valid point for any hatred.

'Tis a sad world we live in that must hate others with no valid point for their hatred. Of course, if such people were smart enough to make a valid point for their hatred, then they would be able to see that there is no such thing as a valid point for any hatred.

So true. Many a point has been made in defense of hatred, yet not a single truly valid one.

So true. Many a point has been made in defense of hatred, yet not a single truly valid one.

Yes, said points are agreed upon by one of the parties, but not both, thus eliminating the possiblitie of those points being valid.

Yes, said points are agreed upon by one of the parties, but not both, thus eliminating the possiblitie of those points being valid.

Ahhh...
But is not validity a point of view?
Is not any point valid as long as it is viewed as such by the party making such a point.

Ahhh...
But is not validity a point of view?
Is not any point valid as long as it is viewed as such by the party making such a point.

In some contexts, yes. Here, no. They can make a point, but it will just be a regular point, and not a valid point.

In some contexts, yes. Here, no. They can make a point, but it will just be a regular point, and not a valid point.

Would you care to clarify the difference between a regualar point and a valid one.


I mean that as a statement, not as a question.

Would you care to clarify the difference between a regualar point and a valid one.

A point can be made by anyone. A point being made is all a matter of point of view. Thus, one can always make a point and no one can tell you that you have no point, because, though they don't get it, you have a point in your own mind. A valid point is a point that is seen and accepted as a point between the pointer and pointee. They do not have to agreen on the point, they just need to be able to acknowledge it.

A point can be made by anyone. A point being made is all a matter of point of view. Thus, one can always make a point and no one can tell you that you have no point, because, though they don't get it, you have a point in your own mind. A valid point is a point that is seen and accepted as a point between the pointer and pointee. They do not have to agreen on the point, they just need to be able to acknowledge it.

Ah-ha! By this you have proven yourself wrong in calling my question pointless. You see, I had a point, you just didn't see it.

Ah-ha! By this you have proven yourself wrong in calling my question pointless. You see, I had a point, you just didn't see it.

No you didn't.

No you didn't.

Yes I did! I totally did! It was a point in my own mind! I'll accept that it is not valid point, but it is a point as you defined it.

Yes I did! I totally did! It was a point in my own mind! I'll accept that it is not valid point, but it is a point as you defined it.

Ah, but if I were to acknowlege the point, then it would become a valid point, which it is not. Therefore I cannot acknowlege any point you did not make.

Ah, but if I were to acknowlege the point, then it would become a valid point, which it is not. Therefore I cannot acknowlege any point you did not make.

Ah-ha! You have just acknowlegded its existence in your attempt to deny it. Thus you have made my point into a valid point.

Ah-ha! You have just acknowlegded its existence in your attempt to deny it. Thus you have made my point into a valid point.


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Where's your great point-making rhetoric now?

Where's your great point-making rhetoric now?

I have lost sight of any valid point to this arguement. Arguing with you is like arguing with a brick wall. :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

I have lost sight of any valid point to this arguement. Arguing with you is like arguing with a brick wall. :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

Hmph!
Well I could say the same for you! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

Why must we argue? Can we not just put our differences aside and revel in the joy of the short time we have in this Earth?

Why must we argue? Can we not just put our differences aside and revel in the joy of the short time we have in this Earth?

Hmmm..
You make a good point.

Hmmm..
You make a good point.

I agree.

I agree.
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Isn't it so nice when we can all get along?

Isn't it so nice when we can all get along?

Shut the hell up you dirty liberal hippy! :mp5: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :gundge:

Shut the hell up you dirty liberal hippy! :mp5: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :gundge:

Oh dear...
Enter the inbred hick... :rolleyes:

Oh dear...
Enter the inbred hick... :rolleyes:

You faggot! I'll fucking hunt you down like a fucking squirrel and shove my shotgun so far up your ass that the water on my elbow will quench your thirst.

You faggot! I'll fucking hunt you down like a fucking squirrel and shove my shotgun so far up your ass that the water on my elbow will quench your thirst.

That doesn't even make sense!

That doesn't even make sense!

Methinks I shall have to repeat my entire argument about points to these two.
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I've got a lot of work ahead of me. Good night.

Methinks I shall have to repeat my entire argument about points to these two.
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I've got a lot of work ahead of me. Good night.

Runnin' away like the little liberal pussy you are.

Runnin' away like the little liberal pussy you are.

I'm leaving and I'm taking you with me.

I'm leaving and I'm taking you with me.

Give me liberty or give me death, liberal bastard.

Give me liberty or give me death, liberal bastard.

The death part can be arranged.. :sniper:

The death part can be arranged.. :sniper:

Oh dear.. I'd best be going before I end up killing myself...
I may end up doing that anyways... I hate living with those two...