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Have you ever been to one? Any good stories? (Keep 'em clean, guys! PG13 and all.)

what's a stag party?

Same as a Bachelor party.

Same as a Bachelor party.

well, what's a batchelor party?

There's nothing like a good bachelor party. There is absolutely no better way to wake up with a hangover, vague memories of titties and an empty wallet.

whats a batchelor party?

I don't want to have to slap anyone for violations of the "obscene" clause, here, and I don't see how you can swap stag party stories without violating the "obscene" clause.

I'm leaving the topic open for now in case anyone can prove me wrong, but be aware that I will be checking back in on this topic later; those who post should take great care not to risk being forumbanned.

"Think about it for a moment."

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what's a stag party?

A party for the groom held shortly before the nuptuals, often seen as a last night out with the guys where they can party with the groom as a gingle guy. The cliched version often involves a stripper jumping out of a cake, and all sorts of naughtiness.

well, what's a batchelor party?
One of your friends is getting married, so you get everyone together, get drunk as hell, look at strippers, and perhaps buy a blowjob from one.

i get it...

I don't want to have to slap anyone for violations of the "obscene" clause, here, and I don't see how you can swap stag party stories without violating the "obscene" clause.

I'm leaving the topic open for now in case anyone can prove me wrong, but be aware that I will be checking back in on this topic later; those who post should take great care not to risk being forumbanned.

"Think about it for a moment."

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
NationStates Game Moderator

Apologies. There was no intent to do so. Please close if you feel it's needed.

I've been to several none involved strippers, so I guess they were lame. One time we took a friend of ours 300 miles to see The Rolling Stones, we just told him to be ready in the morning, that we were going on a short trip. He didn't know what was going on until he got his ticket outside the stadium. :D

Been to 2 - one at a strip club (a good friend) and one tame (my little brother's - he had a choice, chose tame, and regreted it).

Good ol fashioned strip club

What I don’t understand is how some fiancées don’t let their man have a good ol good time before the wedding

(cough friend of mine) his fiancée seems to have him by the balls she even hears hints of a strip club she (seriously) threatened to call off the wedding if he went to a strip club.

Why? I can see if he had a problem with it and was going every week and blowing his money away at naked women
But the whole idea of the party is a fun guys night out doing things that you don’t normally do and having a good ol time its not like some (vaguely remembered) stripper is any threat to his future … its not like we will be trying to get him a prostitute or something (that I could see issues with)

He wants one last night of freedom before being committed to you (general you) for the rest of his life (theoretically)

Personally I would not marry anyone that chose to restrict my freedom for something like that.

Apologies. There was no intent to do so. Please close if you feel it's needed.I don't think it's needed... yet. I do have a tendency to oversanitize the forums, so I don't want to act too quickly. At the same time, though, I do see a potential minefield, here, and I do want to tell everybody not to walk into it.

I'm not going to object to another Moderator locking this topic straightaway, but if no other Moderator locks it, then I'm only going to take action after somebody has walked into the minefield, blown up, and I've forumbanned their remains.

Stories of bachelor parties that don't involve lewdness are probably safe for posting on NationStates.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."

Isn't bachelorette or whatever is too long.

There called hens nights

Isn't bachelorette or whatever is too long.

There called hens nights
Never heard of that before