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Holy Crap! Breast Milk in my Freezer!

Terronian
24-05-2005, 05:50
In another desperate attempt to bring fun and humor into this bleak and anger filled forum of Nationstates, I present to you, the Holy Crap Breat Milk in my Freezer thread!

From the Maker of Googlefication
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=419004

Anywho, about a couple of weeks ago, my cousin Audrey, who is quite older then me, came and stayed over at our house for a while, some spat with her husband. Anywho, her baby had a fever and she took him to the hosptital, dont worry, the baby is fine, however, while I was home alone watching TV, I got a craving. Boy I sure could use some pizza I said to myself, so as any normal man would do when nature calls to eat, I trecked to the fridge, nothing, the cabinets, nothing, maybe a morsel of scrap in the oven, nothing in one last search before I was forced to call Dominoes, I check the fridge, and what do I find...

A Frozen Baggy of my Cousin's Boob Juice!
*SHIVERS*

Once I was done freaking out about it, I realised, this was a once in a lifetime oppurtunity, and I did what you should do when you fin a frozen baggy of breastmilk in your freezer, I took pictures of it, and posted it on the internet.

Here ya go
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/PhoenixSmasher2/Web%20Cam/wtfbreastmilk.jpg

Here is Audrey and her little girl, Raigen
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/PhoenixSmasher2/Web%20Cam/audraigen.jpg

When she found out, she thought it was cool, I love living in a family with a sense of humor. =P

Enjoy, and hopefully, some more interesting ideas or things will happen that i can share.

*Note, I have posted this on 3 other forums *
Potaria
24-05-2005, 05:52
Haha, you bastard :p.
Cabinia
24-05-2005, 06:01
*shrug* I just had a freezer full of boobsicles as recently as a couple months ago.
THE LOST PLANET
24-05-2005, 06:02
*Yawn*

There's probably 4 freezers in the building I'm posting from dedicated to nothing but breast milk, what's the big deal?
Sdaeriji
24-05-2005, 06:06
*shrug* I just had a freezer full of boobsicles as recently as a couple months ago.

Hmm...boobsicles. There's probably a lot of money to be made with that there.
Gartref
24-05-2005, 06:08
Do you have an ice-cream maker?
Kejott
24-05-2005, 06:16
boob ice cream...hmmm sounds crazy enough to work...who would eat it?
Lianeth
24-05-2005, 06:16
...nopes, though I know for a fact that for the first years of my life my parent's fridge was stuffed with it.

...odly enough it is suposed to be used in top quality cookies...
Sdaeriji
24-05-2005, 06:17
boob ice cream...hmmm sounds crazy enough to work...who would eat it?

Perverts and babies.
Lianeth
24-05-2005, 06:18
boob ice cream...hmmm sounds crazy enough to work...who would eat it?
If people buy octopus & shrimp icecream. ('tis true I swear!)
...people (mostly men) like things that remind them of their mother.
Kejott
24-05-2005, 06:18
Perverts and babies.

Sounds like there's a huge demand for it.
Cabinia
24-05-2005, 06:19
...nopes, though I know for a fact that for the first years of my life my parent's fridge was stuffed with it.

...odly enough it is suposed to be used in top quality cookies...
I wouldn't be surprised, since it's quite sweet. No sugar required.

Well duh... of COURSE I tasted it.
Kejott
24-05-2005, 06:19
If people buy octopus & shrimp icecream. ('tis true I swear!)
...people (mostly men) like things that remind them of their mother.

I saw squid ink ice cream on Iron Chef once. I don't see how there's any possible way a human being could find that delicious.
Gartref
24-05-2005, 06:21
I saw squid ink ice cream on Iron Chef once. I don't see how there's any possible way a human being could find that delicious.

What if it came out of a nipple????

Yup, me too.
Bitchkitten
24-05-2005, 06:22
Perverts and babies.

Not true. I'm a pervert, and I hate breast milk.
Sdaeriji
24-05-2005, 06:23
Not true. I'm a pervert, and I hate breast milk.

Well not all perverts would be in the target market.
Lianeth
24-05-2005, 06:23
I saw squid ink ice cream on Iron Chef once. I don't see how there's any possible way a human being could find that delicious. I agree... *pales* icecream is suposed to be a sweet exaltation of the palete... not a fishy thing... yech
Kejott
24-05-2005, 06:23
Not true. I'm a pervert, and I hate breast milk.
Perverts (the acceptable kind, not rapists for example) make this world a better place, I salute you. *salutes you as the pervert flag waves in the wind and a single Denzel Washington style tear rolls down my cheek at sunset*
Lianeth
24-05-2005, 06:26
Perverts (the acceptable kind, not rapists for example) make this world a better place, I salute you. *salutes you as the pervert flag waves in the wind and a single Denzel Washington style tear rolls down my cheek at sunset*
Indeed...
Lianeth
24-05-2005, 06:28
Perverts and babies.
To be precise. People with Oedipus Complex, or people stuck in their oral phase
Harlesburg
24-05-2005, 06:28
Your an Idiot i like that!
Can i play?

Hmmm warm and creamy.....
Lianeth
24-05-2005, 06:39
O_o