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I was having a debate with my friend over the nerdiest genre of mainstream porn. I called my sister, and having asked her simply, "what is the nerdiest genre of porn?" she gave the very same answer as me, adding, "no contest." I am wondering if we are the only ones who share this opinion, because I could not convince my friend for the life of me. Mind you, this was not a personal opinion as much as it was an observation of opinions seen on TV, internet, etc.

I also tried to convince him that Dungeons and Dragons, Star Trek, and role-playing games were nerdy to no avail. :headbang: This not an attack on the merits of these games/movies, just a general consensus of what is considered "nerdy" by normal standards.

Can anyone help me out here? Again, I'm looking for your opinion on the nerdiest form of MAINSTREAM porn, nothing obscure like "space-alien gay beastiality porn."

Thanks!

Animated Star Wars porn.

Is there X-Files porn?

Hentai.

There is no X-Files porn genre? :(

Hentai.

Agreed.

Is there X-Files porn?

If you count slash fiction as porn, then yes there is.

Nerdiest porn I have ever encountered: elven porn. Sylphlike women naked but for their prosthetic pointed ears. Bizarre, but in a way quite touching.

I'm gonna have to go with Hentai. That's some weird stuff...

I'm gonna have to go with Hentai. That's some weird stuff...

Big stuff in the Far East though - massive industry. May seem weird in the West, but take a look at different areas.

Hentai.
mmhmm

I love you guys!

hentai without a doubt

hentai

If you count slash fiction as porn, then yes there is.


Too bad David Duchovny & Gillian Anderson never decided to do a porn together.

Wasn't Duchovny in The Red Shoe Diaries episode I forget which?

Cathenia

hentai

Wasn't Duchovny in The Red Shoe Diaries episode I forget which?

Cathenia

I could look that up, if you want.

There is something, related to hentai, that is even worse:

"yiff"; or furotica. drawings of anthropomorphic animals doin' it. Everyone knows furry's are the nerd's nerd, the nerds that even nerds like to make fun of and beat up.

Yiff is truly the nerd's porn. Even furrys themselves are embarassed by it.

College gonzo, If you need a porn movie being made at your college to get laid then you have to be nerdy

I could look that up, if you want.

He was the first years host of the series, he was the one reading the letters

Yiff is truly the nerd's porn. Even furrys themselves are embarassed by it.

I looked that up...that is some pretty sad shit.

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There is something, related to hentai, that is even worse:

"yiff"; or furotica. drawings of anthropomorphic animals doin' it. Everyone knows furry's are the nerd's nerd, the nerds that even nerds like to make fun of and beat up.

Yiff is truly the nerd's porn. Even Furry's themselves are embaressed by it.
The nerdiest?? type of porn is definitely this, also known as plushies, where you have sex pretending to be a big stuffed animal.You get off without even knowing what your sex partner looks like. I only heard of this watching an episode of CSI.Strange, man. :eek:

http://www.suburbanjungle.com/images/proud_furry_100.gif

:D

Wouldn't exactly call yiff "Mainstream" though...

You get off without even knowing what your sex partner looks like. :

Okay, now I'm curious...do they wear big stuffed animal suits? And if so, how can you stimulate each other?? :eek: Weird. That doesn't make too much sense.

hentai

Def. Tentacle rape :rolleyes:

http://www.suburbanjungle.com/images/proud_furry_100.gif

:D

Wouldn't exactly call yiff "Mainstream" though...

I dunno there are a lot more of us about than the overt ones like you and I,

I agree with plushies, however I class fursuiters as different to plushies, I knew one plushy who thought I would be sympathetic due to my feline/anthro beliefs, however when he showed me how he had modified his bounce and sing giant tigger toy (not to mention that warthog thing from Lion king), I just backed off quietly, and was glad I never lent him my big yarn ball to play with

Furi Kitten (Loves the Graphic btw)

http://www.suburbanjungle.com/images/proud_furry_100.gif

:D

Wouldn't exactly call yiff "Mainstream" though...

Yay! :D Red-Tailed Hawk here. ^^

I'd say the nerdiest type of porn is either Star Trek slash fiction or Harry Potter slash fiction.

And those are both far more main stream than anyone would like to think.

There is something, related to hentai, that is even worse:

"yiff"; or furotica. drawings of anthropomorphic animals doin' it. Everyone knows furry's are the nerd's nerd, the nerds that even nerds like to make fun of and beat up.

Yiff is truly the nerd's porn. Even furrys themselves are embarassed by it.

I hate to double post, but meh. I'm not embarassed by yiff at all. You should see the quality of some of the stuff out there, it's really amazing.

Furthermore, I've never been made fun of by a nerd. Typically, anyone that has enough of a lack of understanding and things to do with themselves to cause trouble for us, we just laugh at.

My Vote would have to go to star trek porn, want to start a fight start a Troi/Crusher/7 of 9 vote it is porn it is on a net forum for RPGs and it is Star Trek,

I have even heard arguments that a Betazoids physiology and empathy would make sex more interesting, but crusher can prescribe the stimulants, all is phooey Sevens just the cutest ever... lmao

as for the furotica hmmm Amy Sabrina Minerva or Sasha (I am sure someone will know what I am talking about (I prefer zigzag myself but then I am a yiffy Kitty) :D

Hentai, I think. But I also heard about this site which consists entirely of naked women wearing glasses.

Nerdiest form of Porn...

Not Hentai.

but VG porn... remember when Tomb Raider came out, the codes for NUDE Raider was distributed.

that is the Nerdiest form of porn. altering the codes for video games to see your favorite Video game person in the buff.

Yeah, hentai. Slash fanfiction I don't classify as nerdy in the same way. And written erotic/pornographic material is so different from visual, it's hard to compare. I just can't imagine anyone getting turned on by hentai though... *snicker* no offense intended if any of you guys are hentai fans.

Nerdiest form of Porn...

Not Hentai.

but VG porn... remember when Tomb Raider came out, the codes for NUDE Raider was distributed.

that is the Nerdiest form of porn. altering the codes for video games to see your favorite Video game person in the buff.

Yeah, that's extremely nerdy... Wow.

Hentai, I think. But I also heard about this site which consists entirely of naked women wearing glasses.
Sounds good...
:eek:
Now everyone knows about my nerdiness. :D
Na, that is just liking supposedly nerdy girls. Which i fully can understand, they are hot.
What really is nerdy is drawn porn containing star-wars robots having sex with the female cast. I consider sueing for esthetic cruelty.

Gay animated child porn.

hentai deffinetly hentai

Gay animated child porn.
That isn't nerdy, that's just....twisted. :(

That isn't nerdy, that's just....twisted. :(
Which part? :p

Slash fiction is pretty nerdy, especially when the authors write themselves into their steamy Lara Croft fantasy story.

Wasn't Duchovny in The Red Shoe Diaries episode I forget which?

Cathenia

David Duchovny was in every episode of The Red Shoe Diaries. He was Red Shoes, the narrator. Also, he starred in the movie that the series was spun off from.

I must say that VG porn is the nerdiest and the worst genre of porn in the west.

Which part? :p
I don't know anymore

*breaks down into a sobbing heap at having to think about it again*

The Rejected Royals' Kazoo

:eek:

oh wait

Slash fiction is pretty nerdy, especially when the authors write themselves into their steamy Lara Croft fantasy story.
I like tasteful slash/femslash fanfic which actually makes sense in the context of the series.

Example of a good slashy pairing: Angel/Lindsey from Angel.
Example of a ridiculous femslashy pairing: Dawn/Faith from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. *Shudders.*

The Rejected Royals' Kazoo

:eek:

oh wait
No no, you were right the first time.

*adjusts 1950s NHS-style thick black plastic glasses, held together by masking tape*

I like tasteful slash/femslash fanfic which actually makes sense in the context of the series.

Example of a good slashy pairing: Angel/Lindsey from Angel.
Example of a ridiculous femslashy pairing: Dawn/Faith from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. *Shudders.*

So you like tasteful, well written fan fiction which fits into the series. With a plot?

*ducks to avoid a flying pig*

So you like tasteful, well written fan fiction which fits into the series. With a plot?

*ducks to avoid a flying pig*
*Laughs* It exists.

Gay porn. You know all nerds are gay, right?

Duh.

Gay porn. You know all nerds are gay, right?

Duh.

Woah, I'm gay and I didn't realise it. :rolleyes:

Gay porn. You know all nerds are gay, right?

Duh.
Interesting. And here I was calling myself "bisexual".

Hentai.
^^^

mad bumblebee porn

*Laughs* It exists.

I'm sure it does. But there's a lot of badly written or just plain nasty stuff to trawl through first, I would imagine, unless you already know a good site to look on. And to be honest, I'm not really into fan fiction however good it is.

lord of the Rings porn.

I'm sure it does. But there's a lot of badly written or just plain nasty stuff to trawl through first, I would imagine, unless you already know a good site to look on. And to be honest, I'm not really into fan fiction however good it is.
Yes, it's hard to find good stuff, but sometimes you can find a diamond in the rough, and when you do, it's priceless.

Damn, I must really love fanfic. I haven't even read any for a few months!

The nerdiest porn is the stuff that is filmed in the underground "Robot-Wars" circuit. Where frustrated robots find interesting uses for their rockets and exhaust pipes....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/proMonkey/razer.jpg

Hentai.
Agreed.

Lolicon hentai (animated kiddy porn between men and girls, basically), though I'm not sure that would be mainstream.