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Monty Python ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!11+one

How can you have a fovorite Python? :(

*quotes the Holy Grail*
"It's just a flesh wound!"

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK

Sorry...I am trying to bump it...and it isn't even my topic.

NO one expects the SPANISH inquisition!!!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!



Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

... the Castle Aagh.

The Castle Aagh?

That's what it says.

Maybe he died as he was carving it.

Then he just wuld have said "aagh".

Well maybe he was dictating.

Oh shut up!

Actually I like John Cleese and Michael Palin equally, but I voted Palin cos cleese is getting all the love so far!

Micheal Pallin Was born in Minneapolis Minnesota

Micheal Pallin Was born in Minneapolis Minnesota

Fun Fact 2: Michael Palin Grew up in Sheffield, South Yorkshire. Where I live!!!

Fun Fact #3: John Cleese is "crazier than a stoned shithouse rat", according to a friend of mine who lives in the same neighborhood.


... and not in a 'good crazy' way.

Spam Spam Spam Spam Spamity Spam Spamity Spam Spam Love the Spam!

I had to vote for John Cleese.

An African or a European Swallow?

'What if he's got a pointed stick?'

PILATE
Hoohoohoohoo. The little wascal has spiwit.

CENTURION
Has what, sir?

PILATE
Spiwit.

CENTURION (half-smiling)
Yes, he did, sir.

PILATE
No, no, spiwit, siw... uh. Bwavado, a touch of dewwing-do.

CENTURION
Oh, Ah... About eleven, sir.

PILATE (confused)
So. You dare to waid us.

BRIAN
To what sir?

PILATE
Stwike him, centuwion, vewwy woughly.

"So, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood..."
"And therefore..."
"...A witch!!! Burn her!!!"

This is my only line in this episode.

"Could've been an African swallow!"

"Oh yeah an African Swallow"

Chapman: "I don't Care! Come on Patsy"

"Ofcourse African swallows are non-migratery"

"Oh yeah ofcourse"

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"I've figured out the swing, but it's a secret!"

"Can I just say this is infact my first time on TV?"

"No! Im sorry we don't have time!"

Immanual Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed


John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram

And Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed

"You're all individuals!"
(chanting)"We're all individuals!"
"I'm not."

I wonder if you've seen my fish?
It was a most elusive fish

OOooohhh-you did love it so

And it went wherever
I
Did
Go

-What is your name?
Sir Lancelot of Camelot
-What is your quest?
To seek the holy Grail
-What is your favorite colour?
Blue.. no yellow! Aaaaargh!
:p

it's now 11:00 and time for the penquin on your television to Explode.

And now to something completly different...

And now to something completly different...

And now for something completely different...

Sorry.

"This parrot is no more
he has ceased to be
he's expired and gone to meet his maker.
He's a stiff,
Bereft of life, he rests in peace,
If you hadn't nailed him to the perch, he'd be pushing up the daisies,
He's off his twig,
he's rung down the curtain and joined the bleeding Choir Invisible,
Vis-a-vee his metabolic processes is at a loss.
All statements to the effect of this parrot is that he's gone.
he's F**king snuffed it.
this is an Ex-Parrot!"

Taken from Monty Python's Final Cut CD collection.

Ahhhh good old Monty:

FRENCH GUARD: "You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
GALAHAD: "Is there someone else up there we could talk to?"
FRENCH GUARD: "No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!" (http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/moviewavs.cgi?Monty_Python=mp8.wav)

SECOND BROTHER: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits" (http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/moviewavs.cgi?Monty_Python=mp13.wav)

ARTHUR: "In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle!"
FRENCH GUARD: "No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!" (http://www.moviewavs.com/cgi-bin/moviewavs.cgi?Monty_Python=mp15.wav)

-What is your name?
Sir Lancelot of Camelot
-What is your quest?
To seek the holy Grail
-What is your favorite colour?
Blue.. no yellow! Aaaaargh!
:p

That was Galahad.



/sry for being Nazi, it just bugs me seeing how many times i have to correct people who try to quote MP

That was Galahad.



/sry for being Nazi, it just bugs me seeing how many times i have to correct people who try to quote MP

Sorry, I know it's Galahad.. I often think one thing and write another.. :D
I'm going reread my posts the next time ;)

the 'monty pythons flying circus' episode about the lethally funny joke is genius.

"the joke had proven its effectiveness at up to 50 yards..."

and the whole idea of translating it to help in the war... beautiful!

second or even joint first prize goes to the idiot race.

i also really like the camelot song, first person to type it up gets a cookie, honest!

"We're knights of the round table, we dance whene're we're able.
We do routines, and border scenes, with footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spamalot.

We're knights of the round table, our shows are for-mid-able
Though many times, we're given rhymes, that are quite un-sing-able
We're not so bad in Camelot, we sing from the Dia-phragm alot!

Though we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
Between our quests, we seek incest and impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot:

I have to push the pram-a-lot!"



Do I get the cookie now? :D