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Why you little....

Kellarly
22-05-2005, 10:11
Source (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4570201.stm)


Houdini babe takes toy initiative

A three-year-old boy became trapped in a toy vending machine, after crawling inside to get a stuffed animal when his mother wasn't looking.

James Manges created a diversion and slid down a chute into the crane vending machine in Elkhart, Indiana, where he played happily with the toys.

His mother was initially amused, and took photographs of her son, but became alarmed when no one could find a key.

Firemen freed the boy, but, his mother said, "he definitely didn't get a toy".

Two-second slip

Danielle Manges took James to the local Wal-Mart store at 0330, when he was unable to sleep.

He wanted money to get a stuffed toy out of a crane vending machine, and when his mother said no, he threw his drink on the floor and took advantage of her momentary distraction to make his move.

"Within two seconds he had climbed through the hole, into the chute and pushed the door shut so we couldn't get him out," she said.

James played happily among the toys and swung from the bars inside the machine.

His mother even went and bought a disposable camera to record the escapade, and other passers-by stopped to take photos too.

But when Wal-Mart staff found they had no key to open the machine, the fire brigade had to be called to force the vending machine open.

"I pulled him from the back, he came right to me, and then I handed him to mom," said Firefighter Jeff Herman.

"He was in a bit of trouble afterwards," said Danielle Manges.

She added that James had become adept at climbing out of his playpen, doors and even windows.

Now she is wondering whether she might have two little Houdinis to deal with.

"I'm pregnant," she said.

"If I have another one like him that's gonna top it off."


Ok so all this happened at about 4am...hmmm wierdness....

EDIT: Yes i spelt the thread title wrong :p
Lord-General Drache
22-05-2005, 10:16
lol...I'm so glad I'm never going to have kids. She should've left him in there for a while as punishment.*nods* Also..who the HELL takes their kid out at 3:30 a.m. when their lil brat can't sleep? wtf!
Harlesburg
22-05-2005, 11:10
think ive seen this or it was a Micheal Jackson thing but this kid was in a vending machine. :confused:
Kellarly
22-05-2005, 12:50
lol...I'm so glad I'm never going to have kids.


Unless there is some medical reason or your interested in the same sex as you are, I wouldn't speak to soon...
Aligned Planets
22-05-2005, 13:02
doesn't surprise me that the Wal-mart staff had no idea what to do.

The ASDA staff here in Britain (the sister shop of Wal-mart) are just as useless
Kellarly
22-05-2005, 13:07
doesn't surprise me that the Wal-mart staff had no idea what to do.

The ASDA staff here in Britain (the sister shop of Wal-mart) are just as useless

Now isn't that suprising :D I doubt its just Asda though...safeway are pretty fing useless
Aligned Planets
22-05-2005, 13:08
Well - Safeways doesn't even exist anymore ;-)
Kellarly
22-05-2005, 13:11
Well - Safeways doesn't even exist anymore ;-)

Ah, good point, its been ages since i have been back in the UK, forgot about the morrison take over...all the safeways near me changed to one of those John Lewis food stores...no idea of the name...
Anarchic Conceptions
22-05-2005, 14:06
Well - Safeways doesn't even exist anymore ;-)
Huh? :confused:

When did that happen? I never even noticed :confused:
Jordaxia
22-05-2005, 14:36
Huh? :confused:

When did that happen? I never even noticed :confused:

Really? Safeways was bought/merged? by Morrisons quite a while ago. At least last year. Whilst most of the stores still have the safeway sign, they sell morrisons goods, and pack them in Morrisons bags.
Eutrusca
22-05-2005, 14:48
Unless there is some medical reason or your interested in the same sex as you are, I wouldn't speak to soon...
Exactly! :D
Aligned Planets
22-05-2005, 15:15
Yep - Safeways has faded away into obscurity
Kellarly
22-05-2005, 16:32
Yep - Safeways has faded away into obscurity

Well as they have been replaced by Morrisons its all good, now we have stingy yorkshiremen running shops :D
Hyperslackovicznia
23-05-2005, 03:19
Unless there is some medical reason or your interested in the same sex as you are, I wouldn't speak to soon...

I'm straight, married, and we're not having kids! Nieces are enough. Plus, it's tough enough managing our two cats. :p
Lacadaemon
23-05-2005, 03:57
Who the fuck let the little bastard out. He should have been left to starve. How are we ever going to evolve if we don't let natural selection do it's thing?