NationStates Jolt Archive


There is a monkey on the loose and you marry a necrophiliac?

Patra Caesar
22-05-2005, 02:17
I guess she was a dead lay, but, phew! The smell! :eek: I mean grief is all well and good, but I think this guy has some attachment problems... It is kind of romantic, is a sick and twisted way...

Source (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15360191-13762,00.html)

Hubby slept with dead body
From correspondents in Frankfurt
May 22, 2005

A GRIEVING husband slept with the body of his wife in his bed for a year after she died because he "did not want to part with her" even after her death.

Frankfurt police said the woman had sent her husband on a shopping errand last May and when he returned he found her dead.

He placed her body on the bed and never mentioned her passing.

Source (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15340667-13762,00.html)

Wild city chase for monkey
From correspondents in Tokyo
May 19, 2005

A MONKEY is on the loose in Tokyo, hanging out at train stations, frightening children and leading to a wild chase by TV crews hoping for a glimpse of the unusual visitor to the metropolis.

The monkey, believed to be a Japanese macaque, was first spotted on April 30 in the unlikely spot of Hiroo, an upscale residential area in trendy Shibuya ward.

The animal has since been heading north sampling diverse neighbourhoods, growling at children in the Yotsuya business district, showing up in the older district of Sugamo and strolling around near the Akabane train station.

It has also fought with crows – a much more common animal in Tokyo – and turned up in a cemetery playing with flowers on graves and eating nuts from the trees, Hideo Tajima, an official at the animal welfare centre of the metropolitan government, said.

"We suspect the monkey is a wild animal and not a pet or something that escaped from research labs. We've checked with all the people and facilities that have permits to keep monkeys. We know none of them have escaped," he said.

He said officials including the police were trying to catch the animal before it harms humans or itself, but a rush of media interest could make the situation more delicate.

"There are dozens of TV crews and media reporters in the Akabane area looking for the monkey. We hope they won't irritate the monkey, which can become aggressive," he said.

Wild animals are extremely rare in the densely populated Japanese capital with no stray monkeys spotted for four years.

The Japanese macaque is famous for a beachfront variety that washes its food in the water before eating. The monkey can grow up to 14kg and live to be more than 30 years old.

The one on the loose is estimated to be between 10 and 15 years old, meaning it could still have a long life as a Tokyo resident ahead of him.
The Bauhas
22-05-2005, 02:21
I truly don't understand necrophilia.

If a man wants to have sex with someone cold and stiff, I'm sure he doesn't need to look any further than his (living) wife.
Kervoskia
22-05-2005, 02:21
Holy fuck!
Potaria
22-05-2005, 02:22
The monkey one is interesting, but the dead person? Gross...
Patra Caesar
22-05-2005, 02:24
The monkey one is interesting, but the dead person? Gross...

You say that now, but just you wait until it is YOU Potaria that is loading the corpse of your recently deceased loved one into bed. ;) :p
Patra Caesar
22-05-2005, 02:25
I truly don't understand necrophilia.

If a man wants to have sex with someone cold and stiff, I'm sure he doesn't need to look any further than his (living) wife.

As far as I know he didn't actually have sex with her corpse, I just used it in order to get people into the thread. ;)
The Bauhas
22-05-2005, 02:30
He didn't have sex with her, you say?

In that case, I guess it's psychotically sweet: A man SO used to lying next to a still, unresponsive female that he could not possibly part with this experience.

A year is a long-ass time, though. You'd think somebody would notice before then.
The Bauhas
22-05-2005, 02:31
This is kinda off the subject, but did this happen in Frankfurt, IL?
Super-power
22-05-2005, 02:43
Dude, WTF?
Patra Caesar
22-05-2005, 02:53
This is kinda off the subject, but did this happen in Frankfurt, IL?

I imagine it was in the larger city of Frankfurt in Germany, but that's only an assumption because they didn't say. Being an Australian news site if it was about some small American town rather than a large international city of the same name I think they probably would have mentioned it.
Robot ninja pirates
22-05-2005, 02:55
He didn't have sex with her, you say?

In that case, I guess it's psychotically sweet: A man SO used to lying next to a still, unresponsive female that he could not possibly part with this experience.

A year is a long-ass time, though. You'd think somebody would notice before then.
The smell, to say the least, would be noticable.
The Bauhas
22-05-2005, 03:25
It probably did happen in Germany.

I've noticed that the bizarrest things *always* happen in Germany. It's like the worldwide center of weirdness.
Potaria
22-05-2005, 03:26
You say that now, but just you wait until it is YOU Potaria that is loading the corpse of your recently deceased loved one into bed. ;) :p

Dude. No. No. No.
Patra Caesar
22-05-2005, 05:12
Dude. Yes! Yes! Yes!

*Snickers*
Beth Gellert
22-05-2005, 05:19
Heehee! The monkey is fighting crows and children, eh? It's a story that could have inspired Godzilla.

Monkeys just never stop being funny.

Even a year after they die.
BLARGistania
22-05-2005, 05:34
ahhh yes. . .the weekly installment of news you can't use.
Big Jim P
22-05-2005, 06:49
Someone sleeping for a year with a dead monkey, now that would be interesting.