NationStates Jolt Archive


Something a Litte More Original

Saige Dragon
21-05-2005, 10:05
So here's the plan. What we do is get this thread so off topic that the mods will move it to the spam bin or something. But the trick is not to ask them to move it, or offend anyone to the point of getting banned. Got it? Go!
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
21-05-2005, 10:07
So here's the plan. What we do is get this thread so off topic that the mods will move it to the spam bin or something. But the trick is not to ask them to move it, or offend anyone to the point of getting banned. Got it? Go!

pshaw, that wont be hard at all.

and i dont know if that is a good idea. i mean, your trying to piss off the mods. make their jobs harder... im in. so long as i dont get deleted.

*i love the mods*
FairyTInkArisen
21-05-2005, 10:07
are you looking for a forum ban or something?
Saige Dragon
21-05-2005, 10:14
No, thats the whole point. Not to get banned but to get the post shunted off somewhere. I don't intead to PO the mods in anyway. I just want to see how far off topic one can get in the General board, a place where topics can range from relgion to relationships, to what someone just had for breakfast.

If any mods out there don't like they idea of this topic just say so. I'm not intending to get myself or anyone else banned. Just some guy in need of some humour
FairyTInkArisen
21-05-2005, 10:18
oh, ok, just as long as you know it's a possibility, i'm tempted to do an 'in before the lock' but the mods will do something evil to me so as ever, i'll be the good girl and resist


*runs from thread*
Harlesburg
21-05-2005, 10:27
Is saying "in before the lock' bad?
You! (http://www.explodingdog.com/dumbpict51/mybloodisalldrained.gif)
thats what will happen
Dephonia
21-05-2005, 10:28
That picture is rather funky :cool:
Patra Caesar
21-05-2005, 10:35
http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~ddgarcia/gifs/bardspam.jpg
http://media.hormel.com/images/refimages/museum%20press%20kit/spam%20hero%20web%20ready.jpg
[Moderator Edit - Cogitation] I don't know what site you're trying to pull this third image from, but it keeps asking me for a password every time I view this topic. Kindly don't link ot this site again. [/modedit]
Harlesburg
21-05-2005, 10:42
That picture is rather funky :cool:
http://img217.exs.cx/img217/2391/109790751571922lv.gif
Saige Dragon
21-05-2005, 18:53
Does anyone else think this new pope (http://stirlbot.pragmatic.ca/pope.jpg) is not all he is cracked up to be. I mean who really eats there spam (http://www.makelovenotspam.com/mlns.gif) with a spoon and a fork (http://www.sackundpack.de/images/spork.jpg)? Thats just plain crazy (http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/100203/dog-gone-crazy.gif).
Nekone
21-05-2005, 19:17
How off topic can we get on a thread that has no topic? :confused:
FairyTInkArisen
21-05-2005, 19:17
How off topic can we get on a thread that has no topic? :confused:
er.....we could give it a topic, then it would be off topic.............. :confused:
[NS]ThreeThreeThree
21-05-2005, 19:19
How off topic can we get on a thread that has no topic? :confused:

off thred!!
Nekone
21-05-2005, 19:32
er.....we could give it a topic, then it would be off topic.............. :confused:
Hey... I like that Idea...

so what topic should we give this thread to make this tread off topic.
FairyTInkArisen
21-05-2005, 19:34
Hey... I like that Idea...

so what topic should we give this thread to make this tread off topic.
Whoopi Goldberg?
Kryozerkia
21-05-2005, 19:34
*hijacks the thread and streaks*

...grr! *smacks the black bar censoring her*
Nekone
21-05-2005, 19:41
Whoopi Goldberg?
hmmm... Hated her in Star Trek... comedy is her schick. Love her in Comedy Relief.


*hijacks the thread and streaks*

...grr! *smacks the black bar censoring her*
*grabs bar as she runs by*
Whoop! :D
FairyTInkArisen
21-05-2005, 19:42
hmmm... Hated her in Star Trek... comedy is her schick. Love her in Comedy Relief.

Sister Act roxorz my soxorz but anyway now we have a topic we're suppsed to go off topic
Nekone
21-05-2005, 19:57
Sister Act roxorz my soxorz but anyway now we have a topic we're suppsed to go off topicohhh... yeah... *smaks forehead*

err... ummmm.... *takes off clothes and streaks after Kryozerkia* :D
FairyTInkArisen
21-05-2005, 19:59
quick! run Kryo, run! :p
Nekone
21-05-2005, 20:04
quick! run Kryo, run! :pJoin us Tinks... Free yourself of the constrains that Society demands we wear!

*Waves Censored Bar like a Banner.... a really long banner.* :D
FairyTInkArisen
21-05-2005, 20:06
what makes you think I was wearing clothes anyway?! The first rule for being in Paradise Beach region is that you're nakey all the time :rolleyes:
Nekone
21-05-2005, 20:10
what makes you think I was wearing clothes anyway?! The first rule for being in Paradise Beach region is that you're nakey all the time :rolleyes:Hey... I only wear what God gave me in PB too...

*realizes what she said... Runs back to Tinks and drools.* :fluffle:
FairyTInkArisen
21-05-2005, 20:11
:p :fluffle:
[NS]ThreeThreeThree
21-05-2005, 20:16
ii thunk tHIS forum si weird.
FairyTInkArisen
21-05-2005, 20:17
ThreeThreeThree']ii thunk tHIS forum si weird.
i think you're probably right
Nekone
21-05-2005, 20:24
ThreeThreeThree']ii thunk tHIS forum si weird.aaaaannnnnnd?

but you gotta admit... some elements of it are fun... take exhibit A...
*motions to Tinks... goes back to Drooling*
The Downmarching Void
21-05-2005, 20:34
Well, moving back on topic: The toenail of my right little toe fell off some time last week. They say the new Pope has a thing for nuns with large noses.
Cogitation
21-05-2005, 20:46
If any mods out there don't like they idea of this topic just say so. I'm not intending to get myself or anyone else banned. Just some guy in need of some humour"So."

Seriously, it is not considered acceptable to push the limits just to see where the limits are. Punishments become considerably harsher than normal for those who we suspect are deliberately toeing-the-line.

iLock.

Additional note: Those who chose to participate in this exercise are also at fault. If I wanted to, I could justify official warnings for everybody and forumbans for some. I'm feeling lenient, though, and there was no malice involved (so far as I can tell), so I'm just going to let this go.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
NationStates Game Moderator
Nekone
21-05-2005, 20:55
"So."

Seriously, it is not considered acceptable to push the limits just to see where the limits are. Punishments become considerably harsher than normal for those who we suspect are deliberately toeing-the-line.

iLock.

Additional note: Those who chose to participate in this exercise are also at fault. If I wanted to, I could justify official warnings for everybody and forumbans for some. I'm feeling lenient, though, and there was no malice involved (so far as I can tell), so I'm just going to let this go.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
NationStates Game Moderator*bows in thanks to the Kind and Generous Mod Cogitation.*
Utracia
21-05-2005, 21:21
How about talking about ironic things?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4569259.stm

A kicker isn't it?
FairyTInkArisen
21-05-2005, 21:24
just a suggestion here but I don't think you should post in here anymore, Cog meant to lock it but messed it up, he won't appreciate you continuing to post
Saige Dragon
21-05-2005, 21:25
Thank-you for being a good sport Cogitation. I don't intend to cross the "line" in anyway, just want to have some fun while giving it a good look over.

Anyway back off topic, has anyone wondered why with trailer hitches, they always put the ball on the towing vehicle and the cup on the trailer? Cause I sure haven't.
Neo-Anarchists
21-05-2005, 21:25
iLock.
I think your lock broke. The thread didn't close.
Saige Dragon
21-05-2005, 21:31
Hmmmm, if this thread is supposed to be locked then lets all consider is locked. If not, have fun.
Nekone
21-05-2005, 21:38
How about talking about ironic things?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4569259.stm

A kicker isn't it?
Not Ironic. shows that they were both in Love and their love was strong enough to survive her stint in prison.

She probably agreed to the rape because she wanted to spare him the embarrasement of Trial.

Anyway, I wish them both lots of luck in their future.
Utracia
21-05-2005, 21:47
Not Ironic. shows that they were both in Love and their love was strong enough to survive her stint in prison.

She probably agreed to the rape because she wanted to spare him the embarrasement of Trial.

Anyway, I wish them both lots of luck in their future.

You did read the article right? She slept with him when he was 12. She obviously has some problems.
Nekone
21-05-2005, 21:49
You did read the article right? She slept with him when he was 12. She obviously has some problems.and now their married. it's not like she was sleeping with all her male students (that we know of)
She paid (paying) the price society tagged onto her and now she's married to him.
And He, waited for her. raised his kids (with the help of his mother) and now they are a family.


that's not Ironic.


Ironic is if she accused him of rape, got him convicted, then married another man who is a serial Rapist.
Saige Dragon
21-05-2005, 21:59
No, no, no. This is irony. (http://www.2zero9.org/misc/irony.png)
Utracia
21-05-2005, 22:03
No, no, no. This is irony. (http://www.2zero9.org/misc/irony.png)

I'll have to go watch Planet of the Apes now...
Nekone
21-05-2005, 22:07
No, no, no. This is irony. (http://www.2zero9.org/misc/irony.png)only if he shot some animal rights nut arguing that animals were harmless... :D
Gartref
21-05-2005, 22:08
Wouldn't it be ironic if we discovered life on Mars - and they were all marsupials?
Utracia
21-05-2005, 22:12
I see Martians as looking like Furby. Other than screaming at their ugliness we can
puke at their cuteness.
Hyperslackovicznia
21-05-2005, 22:20
Irony: Like Goldy or Bronzy, 'Cept it's made of Iron...

If you're referring to that, it's a quote from Baldrick on Blackadder.
Nekone
21-05-2005, 22:23
I see Martians as looking like Furby. Other than screaming at their ugliness we can
puke at their cuteness.
Kah may-may Loo-loo
Saige Dragon
21-05-2005, 22:23
That was a gut-wrencher there. A real knee slapper. Hooowee. I think I'll go take a breather after that last one there.
Hyperslackovicznia
21-05-2005, 22:26
That was a gut-wrencher there. A real knee slapper. Hooowee. I think I'll go take a breather after that last one there.

Come up with something better??
Hyperslackovicznia
21-05-2005, 22:29
Still waiting... not gonna wait no mo'...
Nekone
21-05-2005, 22:30
err.... uhmmmm...

*tickles Hyperslackovicznia*
Hyperslackovicznia
21-05-2005, 22:34
Came back for something actually ironic. We run our heat at night and central air during the day... :rolleyes:
Nekone
21-05-2005, 22:54
Came back for something actually ironic. We run our heat at night and central air during the day... :rolleyes:or running Central air and having your fireplace burning...
Gartref
21-05-2005, 23:01
or running Central air and having your fireplace burning...

I eat high fiber cereal while I'm sitting on the toilet.
Utracia
21-05-2005, 23:09
http://www.jfoxcpa.com/humorbyte_archive.htm#Womanspeak

I don't think anything more needs to be said.