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Now that I've covered by as legally, let's talk about sex! I'll get the ball rolling, since my first job was working in mother's fashion botique I have the awesome super power of undoing just about any bra one handed. Which is cool! :fluffle:

Grats lol

Exceptional legal ass-covering. You might want to add that you take full responsibility for the creation of this thread, but that neither you nor Jolt nor Max Berry himself are responsible for individual posts. It might also be wise to mention that all individuals view this thread at their own risk, and that internet firewalls do not prevent the spread of STDs or the HIV virus.

HIV through the internet? I don't even wanna know how that could happen...

*gets screwy mental image*

...Never mind. I think I know now.

HIV through the internet? I don't even wanna know how that could happen...

*gets screwy mental image*

...Never mind. I think I know now.
Heh! Care to share that "mental image?" :D

HIV through the internet? I don't even wanna know how that could happen...

*gets screwy mental image*

...Never mind. I think I know now.

Well, you can get viruses thru the internet... :confused: :D

Well, you can get viruses thru the internet... :confused: :DVery funny. :rolleyes:

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Seeeeeeeeeex!

are you sure your ego can take frank sex talk from women who know the way things should be?

*doesn't want to describe screwy mental image, due to fear of an IP ban*

are you sure your ego can take frank sex talk from women who know the way things should be?

Who let you out of the kitchen? :D

Oh well, I guess our egos will just have to take the hit.

How many of you ladies have noticed that even experienced guys still have trouble with your bra when it has more than one hook, and it becomes a feat when you've got more than three hooks! :D

How many of you ladies have noticed that even experienced guys still have trouble with your bra when it has more than one hook, and it becomes a feat when you've got more than three hooks! :D
well yeah but the bigger the breasts the more substantial the bra needs to be

well yeah but the bigger the breasts the more substantial the bra needs to be
I'm only an A-cup and so my bra has two hooks, and my boyfriend STILL has trouble undoing my bra, and that isn't the worse part. He hates my button up shirts! He can't even undo that when I face him.

And yet...men invented the bra and such... :D

I never had a problem with bras, really they aren't THAT complex.

I never had a problem with bras, really they aren't THAT complex.
The last guy who said this to me was a virgin... NEver had a girlfriend. :p

My gf can do it quite well when I actually decide to wear one. And I can remove them one handed as well. Go me.

I'm only an A-cup and so my bra has two hooks, and my boyfriend STILL has trouble undoing my bra, and that isn't the worse part. He hates my button up shirts! He can't even undo that when I face him.

And yet...men invented the bra and such... :D

What the...? How could anyone have problems doing that?

What the...? How could anyone have problems doing that?
no thumbs??

no thumbs??

Whoa. That would be awkward... And creepy.

What the...? How could anyone have problems doing that?
depends on how nervous you are eh?

i recommend front closing bras. they have that "pop" factor going for them.

depends on how nervous you are eh?

i recommend front closing bras. they have that "pop" factor going for them.

I would suppose so.

I taught my ex-boyfriend to undo them by snapping when the two of us were dating. He was absolutely perplexed....couldn't figure out how I did it without watching, which then involved me unhooking another girl's bra to accurately describe and show at the same time.

Hm. I guess I coulda made that story sound a lot hotter....

Edit: I wear a C-cup and I think all of my lace bras are only one hook....are, like, NORMAL bras two or three hooks? (I have an underclothing obsession....I've probably got four times the amount of bras that I need, with corresponding bottoms to boot)

Simonist']I taught my ex-boyfriend to undo them by snapping when the two of us were dating. He was absolutely perplexed....couldn't figure out how I did it without watching, which then involved me unhooking another girl's bra to accurately describe and show at the same time.

Hm. I guess I coulda made that story sound a lot hotter....
Please do. :D :D :D

So here's a good question: amongst you ladies, how many of you are into kinky things? would you perfer dominant or submissive, and how kinky would you get (out of personal pleasure, or just to please a partner)?

Also. and here's the big one...

how do you pleasure a woman?

So here's a good question: amongst you ladies, how many of you are into kinky things? would you perfer dominant or submissive, and how kinky would you get (out of personal pleasure, or just to please a partner)?

Also. and here's the big one...

how do you pleasure a woman?

Hmm... sure I will answer these not like it matters. Definately submissive. I would pretty much do anything my partner asked. Almost anything anyway,

And as for pleasuring a woman. You either have it or you dont.

So here's a good question: amongst you ladies, how many of you are into kinky things? would you perfer dominant or submissive, and how kinky would you get (out of personal pleasure, or just to please a partner)?

Also. and here's the big one...

how do you pleasure a woman?

differs from woman to woman eh? once you are in a live-in relationship (especially one with small children) it involves doing the dishes.

what counts as kinky?

differs from woman to woman eh? once you are in a live-in relationship (especially one with small children) it involves doing the dishes.
If only we could find a way for doing the dishes and oral sex could be combined, women would never be angry again!


what counts as kinky?

Well, following my own persuasions, whips, leather, chains, bondage, and other things like that. Although generally kinky is anything outside of regular sex.

You know I always liked throwing in randomly the front closure bras when I knew I was going to be with my boyfriend because it threw him a curve ball and he didn't know where to look when there was nothing in the back to unhook. Made for some good laughs on my part. :-)

*Of course front closure bras have the tendancy to break whilst at school causing great embarrasment because you "pop" open alluva sudden* :rolleyes:

*Speaking from experience*

personally i dont find pain sexy. giving or receiving.

im not interested in making sex a performance complete with costumes and props.

i just want a man who knows what hes doing and doesnt need a woman to hold back or fake anything

but im old.

i think that most women today are interested in branching out sexually as long as its not coerced.

Janet Jackson should sell her own line of brassieres, nobody seems to have trouble getting into them ;)

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No matter what your intentions or how well you cover your butt, no notice allows you to alter the rules of these forums. This thread needs to remain PG-13, or it will be locked or deleted.
Nothing I've said so far has crossed that line, has it?

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Awww, shucks! :D

I never had a problem with bras, really they aren't THAT complex.
Should i be proud to say ive never had a prob with bras?

Should i be proud to say ive never had a prob with bras?
He's never even seen one....

He's never even seen one....
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So, I've got a fun question:

Who here has tried Viagra, Cialis or Effexor... Without *needing* it?

If you haven't tried it as an additive to an already-fun time, you should. Your lady will be begging you to stop after a few hours of experiencing your new "wrecking ball" capabilities. *LOL* To use the description "porn star" for your newfound abilities will be apt.

And ladies, have you taken this stuff and seen if it really boosts your libidos???

(Just a note, I got it legally, so should you. But the doctors hand it out like candy nowadays. Just mention that you aren't doing so well in the bedroom and they throw it at you. Little white lies never hurt a soul... :) )

how do you pleasure a woman?
Learn to love cunnilingus.

Learn to love cunnilingus.

gotta say that 69ing is always enjoyable, for both.

Learn to love cunnilingus.

That's your catchphrase, ain't it? :D

So, I've got a fun question:

Who here has tried Viagra, Cialis or Effexor... Without *needing* it?

If you haven't tried it as an additive to an already-fun time, you should. Your lady will be begging you to stop after a few hours of experiencing your new "wrecking ball" capabilities. *LOL* To use the description "porn star" for your newfound abilities will be apt.

And ladies, have you taken this stuff and seen if it really boosts your libidos???

(Just a note, I got it legally, so should you. But the doctors hand it out like candy nowadays. Just mention that you aren't doing so well in the bedroom and they throw it at you. Little white lies never hurt a soul... :) )

From what I understand, yes, it does. It enhances sensitivity to the clitoris by quite a bit. (Note: I am not a woman, nor have I tried Viagra. I've no intention of risking permanent damage to myself by taking such a powerful drug when it's unneeded.)

That's your catchphrase, ain't it? :D
Says you who adopted it as a NS tagline! I prefer to think of myself as a crusader, merely spreading the good word. There are millions of vagina-phobes still to be saved. :D

what counts as kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the whole chicken ;)

Learn to love cunnilingus.

And Sam Kennison's alphabet pattern is highly effective. :D

I bet I'll confuse the hell out of my bf...a lot of my bras have no hooks as hook ones tend to have the really annoying straps which keep falling off my shoulders :-S Hooray for strapless/changable. Although I expect I'll probably wear one of my fancier bras. There's a red set I've never worn...;)

How many girls here put their bras on back to front, hook, then twist it round before putting on the straps? I've tried it a couple of times...especially with my strapless three-hook one.

How many girls here put their bras on back to front, hook, then twist it round before putting on the straps? I've tried it a couple of times...especially with my strapless three-hook one.

i do, but i've been getting more and more of the ones with the straps on the front

And Sam Kennison's alphabet pattern is highly effective. :D
And it works too! :D

Oh... and I have the neat ability of being able to undo a bra with one hand... ;)

I bet I'll confuse the hell out of my bf...a lot of my bras have no hooks as hook ones tend to have the really annoying straps which keep falling off my shoulders :-S Hooray for strapless/changable. Although I expect I'll probably wear one of my fancier bras. There's a red set I've never worn...;)

How many girls here put their bras on back to front, hook, then twist it round before putting on the straps? I've tried it a couple of times...especially with my strapless three-hook one.

I just hate doing that... by the time it is the right way round, it's normally all twisted up. I just hook it in the back and put on the straps. That's so much easier

My second girlfriend had a very cool line about unhooking bra's for men.

"Well sure you can't do it, but I can't drive a stick-shift."

Women have a "life-time" of hooking and unhooking the little buggers. Men WISH they had that much practice, but most of us only do it on special occaions. (You know, when a guy just wants to dress up a little) ;)

I'm amazed when after being able to unhook the bra quickly a few times in a row, but some nights I'm all thumbs, wrestling with a hook and ruining the mood.

Some of the best relationships are those that let you to be human in the sack; you can laugh together when you're like a drunken prom date and unable to unhook a bra, or just giggle and continue when your special lady farts during sex.

Its embarassing sure, but little things like that happen to everyone, its not a big deal. A good, understanding person can have a sense of humor about it.

are you sure your ego can take frank sex talk from women who know the way things should be?
God, I LOVE it when a woman talks frank sex! :D

How many of you ladies have noticed that even experienced guys still have trouble with your bra when it has more than one hook, and it becomes a feat when you've got more than three hooks! :D
Ahem! I've been known to handle ( pun intended ) as many as five with just one hand, the other being busy elsewhere. :D

Hmm... sure I will answer these not like it matters. Definately submissive. I would pretty much do anything my partner asked. Almost anything anyway,

And as for pleasuring a woman. You either have it or you dont.
Mmmmmm! Submissives! :D

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Boooo! Hisss! :p

He's never even seen one....
ROFLMAO!!!! :D

Schmucker']gotta say that 69ing is always enjoyable, for both.
It's fine as an occassional variation, but I find it a bit distracting. I prefer to give my partner my complete attention and her ministrations can detract greatly from that. :)

Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the whole chicken ;)
ROFLMAO!!!! [ high fives Dephonia! ] :D

It's fine as an occassional variation, but I find it a bit distracting. I prefer to give my partner my complete attention and her ministrations can detract greatly from that. :)

That's true. If you distract whoever is on top, they can fall on you...or bite down. Both tend to hurt if you're in the middle of something.

At the very least, unless your partner is good at multi-tasking, one of you will get distracted by the other, and just leave the other hanging.

That's true. If you distract whoever is on top, they can fall on you...or bite down. Both tend to hurt if you're in the middle of something.

At the very least, unless your partner is good at multi-tasking, one of you will get distracted by the other, and just leave the other hanging.
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!! EXACTLY! LOL! :D

God, that's hilarious! :D

I bet I'll confuse the hell out of my bf...a lot of my bras have no hooks as hook ones tend to have the really annoying straps which keep falling off my shoulders :-S Hooray for strapless/changable. Although I expect I'll probably wear one of my fancier bras. There's a red set I've never worn...;)

How many girls here put their bras on back to front, hook, then twist it round before putting on the straps? I've tried it a couple of times...especially with my strapless three-hook one.

Strapless bras are the best invention ever. No fussing around working out how they work... Of course, I've looked at the mechanisms on the normal ones and they seem pretty easy, actually. They look as if doing them up is harder.

Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the whole chicken ;)
It's only kinky the first time.

So here's a good question: amongst you ladies, how many of you are into kinky things? would you perfer dominant or submissive, and how kinky would you get (out of personal pleasure, or just to please a partner)?

Also. and here's the big one...

how do you pleasure a woman?
Define kinky... I've been handcuffed, blindfolded, had sex in semi-public places, various positions, partially clothed, been spanked, at some point, I think whipped cream and chocolate sauce would be good to introduce, as well as some role playing. Is that kinky? I'm not too much into the whole whips and chains thing, though I wouldn't mind leading someone around on a leash. hmm.

Dominant or submissive really depends on my mood though really.

Pleasuring a woman would vary from woman to woman. Lots of attention and asking her what she would like could be helpful.

Define kinky... I've been handcuffed, blindfolded, had sex in semi-public places, various positions, partially clothed, been spanked, at some point, I think whipped cream and chocolate sauce would be good to introduce, as well as some role playing. Is that kinky? I'm not too much into the whole whips and chains thing, though I wouldn't mind leading someone around on a leash. hmm.

Dominant or submissive really depends on my mood though really.

Pleasuring a woman would vary from woman to woman. Lots of attention and asking her what she would like could be helpful.

Uhuh, that's kinky. *nods*

Mmmmmm! Submissives! :D
How about a mostly submissive but part time switch? ;)

Define kinky... I've been handcuffed, blindfolded, had sex in semi-public places, various positions, partially clothed, been spanked, at some point, I think whipped cream and chocolate sauce would be good to introduce, as well as some role playing. Is that kinky? I'm not too much into the whole whips and chains thing, though I wouldn't mind leading someone around on a leash. hmm.

Dominant or submissive really depends on my mood though really.

Pleasuring a woman would vary from woman to woman. Lots of attention and asking her what she would like could be helpful.

I don't think any of that is kinky... just not solid vanilla... :p

HIV through the internet? I don't even wanna know how that could happen...

*gets screwy mental image*

...Never mind. I think I know now.



Forgive my squirrely ignorance, but...how?

Forgive my squirrely ignorance, but...how?

*doesn't want to get IP banned*