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What kinda boyfriend/girlfriend do you want?

Do you want a short term or a long term?
Do you want skinny, slightly chubby, big boned, or medium build?
Do you want a bookworm or a party animal?
Do you want long hair or short hair?
What type? Punk, skater/surfer, softcore goth, hardcore goth, high class, nympho, etc...

Just give a paragraph of what you are looking for.

No one. Yep, that's a good paragraph.

Hmmm, I am lazy, a pargraph is too much. Ill know what I am looking for when I meet her, I will just say I am not TOO picky.

Just someone I'm comfortable around who doesn't have some sort persecution complex. Or using the stated criteria

Do you want a short term or a long term? long term
Do you want skinny, slightly chubby, big boned, or medium build? someone who looks after themself - healthy not a rake, not a whale
Do you want a bookworm or a party animal? More bookish, but fun
Do you want long hair or short hair? I tend to prefer long hair, but depends on the person
What type? Punk, skater/surfer, softcore goth, hardcore goth, high class, nympho, etc... Type? Normal.

What kinda boyfriend/girlfriend do you want?

Do you want a short term or a long term?
Do you want skinny, slightly chubby, big boned, or medium build?
Do you want a bookworm or a party animal?
Do you want long hair or short hair?
What type? Punk, skater/surfer, softcore goth, hardcore goth, high class, nympho, etc...

Just give a paragraph of what you are looking for.

A girlfriend that its a bookworm and a nympho (does the nympho thing come with a remote control?...in case i want to play a game at some point...or sleep....?)

What I have now. Sure I have things I'd want to change about my boyfriend, but, I'm content either way.

Female, human, age 25 to 35, all four limbs functional, pretty face, weight doesn't matter within reason (no anorexics or bipedal walruses), intelligent, offbeat, good weird sense of humor, no tatoos

More of a list than a paragraph. Sorry.

One who doesn't mind that I'm married with two children. One that will sneak around with me, and never ever tell anyone about our affair. One who is at least 8 years younger than me, with some dangerous looking tatoos, who never talks or bores me with his immature conversation, a boy-toy who is fine with me dropping him one day with nary an explanation. Offers???

*begs off* No more for me, thanks, I've already got one...

I simply want a girl who will respect me for what I am, a geek. Looks don't matter, but are definately a plus. Smarts are much more important, as well as as a great personality. Basically, the girl that i've got now :)

I forgot to add that this boy toy needs to be VERY open minded, and not afraid of homosexual acts.

See... chicks are either open-minded feminist bitches or close-minded moral mother conservative bitches. When's the last time you've seen a Libertarian chick?? :confused:

See... chicks are either open-minded feminist bitches or close-minded moral mother conservative bitches. When's the last time you've seen a Libertarian chick?? :confused:
Waves hand....

I'm an open-minded feminist moral conservative libertarian bitch...

I forgot to add that this boy toy needs to be VERY open minded, and not afraid of homosexual acts.

Um, so far you've explained me.... I'm bi, and I like older women sometimes. I think an affair would be kinda cool.... So if you want a long-haired 19 year old that still looks about 15 and is horny as hell most of the time, then you'd be talking about me. However, at the moment i am looking for a long-term girlfriend that's my age.

Waves hand....

I'm an open-minded feminist moral conservative libertarian bitch...

The fact still stands.

The fact still stands.
Kiss my ass. Bitch I remain. :D

Um, so far you've explained me.... I'm bi, and I like older women sometimes. I think an affair would be kinda cool.... So if you want a long-haired 19 year old that still looks about 15 and is horny as hell most of the time, then you'd be talking about me. However, at the moment i am looking for a long-term girlfriend that's my age.
She wouldn't have to know either....

She wouldn't have to know either....
You've described yourself as a moral conservative, but you're looking to cheat and you're encouraging your prospective boy-toy to cheat as well. Something doesn't make sense here.

If it's a mammal, has a pulse, and walks upright, I'll take it. ;)

No, seriously, I can't do much better than the girl I'm with right now.

You've described yourself as a moral conservative, but you're looking to cheat and you're encouraging your prospective boy-toy to cheat as well. Something doesn't make sense here.

Women don't make sense.

A girlfriend in her mid-teens who looks fine but is not covered with make-up. She needs to understand my love for politics and must understand that I'm a liberal atheist. Art and culture are always good. And humor, no doubt. Lots of it...

:fluffle: Like any straight, red-blooded male I wouldn't mind this. But I definately wouldn't pressure it.

You've described yourself as a moral conservative, but you're looking to cheat and you're encouraging your prospective boy-toy to cheat as well. Something doesn't make sense here.

Let me define the following adjectives for you:

I'm an open-minded feminist moral conservative libertarian bitch...

open-minded feminist: willing to treat men like the dirty, dirty boys they are:)

moral conservative: conservative in my morals. As in, I conserve them, and only bring them out when absolutely necessary, which is rarely.

Libertarian bitch: I believe in freedom of bitchiness, with no government interference at all.

I forgot to add that this boy toy needs to be VERY open minded, and not afraid of homosexual acts.
Well Canada is a bit far away and i dont think i make the age qualification. ;)

What do i want, eh?
Longterm, i am ready to settle down and have kids. Medium build+ is fine, something between 55 and 85 kgs, depending on size, i dont want to see the ribs. Size doesnt matter. :D A bit brainy and geeky is fine, but going out and having a ball once in a while is a must. With hair, i prefer short and anything-but-blonde, but i tend towards redheads or weird colours. With style, i would like a woman that has her own, but is comfortable with several subcultures to which i belong tangetially or have friends who are into it. Mainly Skinhead, Punk, Psycho- and Rockabilly, a bit of Surf, a bit of Goth. No "normal" or preppy for me.

Let me define the following adjectives for you:

I'm an open-minded feminist moral conservative libertarian bitch...

open-minded feminist: willing to treat men like the dirty, dirty boys they are:)

moral conservative: conservative in my morals. As in, I conserve them, and only bring them out when absolutely necessary, which is rarely.

Libertarian bitch: I believe in freedom of bitchiness, with no government interference at all.
Yeah, well I'm a big, eccentric, liberal, patriotic wop from NJ. Nothing beats that.

One who doesn't mind that I'm married with two children. One that will sneak around with me, and never ever tell anyone about our affair. One who is at least 8 years younger than me, with some dangerous looking tatoos, who never talks or bores me with his immature conversation, a boy-toy who is fine with me dropping him one day with nary an explanation. Offers???


Me thinks I fit all those descriptions. :cool:

Yeah, well I'm a big, eccentric, liberal, patriotic wop from NJ. Nothing beats that.
I would. And I bet you'd like it :p

Me thinks I fit all those descriptions. :cool:
You're already talking too much. Bad start. :D

See... chicks are either open-minded feminist bitches or close-minded moral mother conservative bitches. When's the last time you've seen a Libertarian chick?? :confused:

its called girls gone wild.

I would. And I bet you'd like it :p
That's probably a safe bet.

You're already talking too much. Bad start. :D

You assumed too much. Me thinks you the paranoid type. Very possesive no?
:D

A girlfriend in her mid-teens (15,16,17) who looks good but is not covered with make-up. Also has to be of a kind heart, slightly reserved but not too reserved and also to have things in common e.g, be into similar music. Finally must not mind that i am a liberal christian and that I can sometimes be very random.

You assumed too much. Me thinks you the paranoid type. Very possesive no?
:D
You better turn monosyllabic before I change my mind about our affair...grunt man-toy, grunt!

Well, since I'm bi... If I were looking for a guy, the best example I can think of is Ryan Sheckler. I'm madly in love with him. I like softcore goth guys and skater/surfer types. Long hair is a big plus, and personalitywise, I want outgoing and flirty.

For a girl, I want Alicia Silverstone 8 years ago. Before she gained a lot of weight. I like long hair on girls and for them to be very open-minded and culturally liberal, but economically conservative. Left libertarian. Must be willing to have a few kids and have sex about every night. Must be faithful and willing to try new sexual acts.

Must be willing to have a few kids and have sex about every night.
I hate to point this out, but once you have kids, your willingness to have nightly sex is superceeded by the absolute need to snatch some sleep whenever you can, and is hindered by constant interuptions and curious children. Hearing, "mommy....what are you doing to daddy..." sure cools things off. Better be willing to settle for three minute bathroom sex for a while.

Hearing, "mommy....what are you doing to daddy..." sure cools things off. Better be willing to settle for three minute bathroom sex for a while.
Try this explanation. "Honey, Daddy got bit by a snake and I'm sucking the poison out. Go back to bed."

Try this explanation. "Honey, Daddy got bit by a snake and I'm sucking the poison out. Go back to bed."
I tried that. Now she has nightmares about snakes and refused to sleep in her own bed. Damn you!

Hearing, "mommy....what are you doing to daddy..." sure cools things off. Better be willing to settle for three minute bathroom sex for a while.

I think it's important to be open with kids about such things. Say "I'm giving mommy a headache." or "We're having sex, now go back to bed."

Helps to have a bedroom on the ground floor and the kids have one on the top floor. Lock the door too. I read a report that says kids that have parents with a good sex life end up much happier. Keeps the family together as well.

I think it's important to be open with kids about such things. Say "I'm giving mommy a headache." or "We're having sex, now go back to bed."

Helps to have a bedroom on the ground floor and the kids have one on the top floor. Lock the door too. I read a report that says kids that have parents with a good sex life end up much happier. Keeps the family together as well.
The problem is more of a time and safety issue. Meaning, kinkiness takes time, and kids can not be unsupervised for too long without falling into toilets and the like.

The problem is more of a time and safety issue. Meaning, kinkiness takes time, and kids can not be unsupervised for too long without falling into toilets and the like.

Yes, well, nothing says "I love you" like sex in the morning. Before the kids have to go to school especially... or right afterwards.

I think it's important to be open with kids about such things. Say "I'm giving mommy a headache." or "We're having sex, now go back to bed."

Helps to have a bedroom on the ground floor and the kids have one on the top floor. Lock the door too. I read a report that says kids that have parents with a good sex life end up much happier. Keeps the family together as well.

OH MY GAWD! You've brought back such horrible memories! One morning, while downstairs in the living room, I heard a lot of whumping from directly above, like someone bouncing on my parents squeaky bed. And I thought the worst. And one of my sisters had a friend over and I was horrified....HORRIFIED I TELLS YA!
But it turned out to be the youngest (then about 2) jumping on their bed while they tried to sleep.
Your parents DO NOT have sexual organs and we are all immaculate conceptions, it's too creepy.... :eek:

What kinda boyfriend/girlfriend do you want?

Do you want a short term or a long term?
Do you want skinny, slightly chubby, big boned, or medium build?
Do you want a bookworm or a party animal?
Do you want long hair or short hair?
What type? Punk, skater/surfer, softcore goth, hardcore goth, high class, nympho, etc...

Just give a paragraph of what you are looking for.
Im bisexual, so I don't have a problem whit anyone, as long as he/she has a long piece of cock or gigantical breasts (or both) :D

I hate to point this out, but once you have kids, your willingness to have nightly sex is superceeded by the absolute need to snatch some sleep whenever you can, and is hindered by constant interuptions and curious children. Hearing, "mommy....what are you doing to daddy..." sure cools things off. Better be willing to settle for three minute bathroom sex for a while.


LMFAO! girl you are CLASS :D

Im bisexual, so I don't have a problem whit anyone, as long as he/she has a long piece of cock or gigantical breasts (or both) :D
Long cock and gigantic breasts? What, like a really well hung morbidly obese guy?

What do I want in a girl?

She must be around about 16 years old (not a definite figure).
Shape doesn't matter although xylophones and walri need not apply.
Beauty is not a nessecity, but no wart-covered hags.
I hate fake tans.
Taste in music doesn't matter a lot, but she must be able to tolerate R.E.M.
She must put up with my odd sense of romance and humor.
She must understand I'm an Atheist.
I like a girl with brains dedicated to more than basic motor functions.
She should either understand I'm a geek or be a geek herself.
She can not be allergic to cats.
I prefer long hair, although short is also good. I hate tied back hair.
I don't want the kind of girl who uses "Oh my" like some people use commas.
Nice legs are a bonus but not a necessity.
She should be within the Renfrew (near Glasgow, if your wondering) area.

All women who meet this criteria send an email to cacti_eater@yahoo.com

Okay so I know it's a list, not a paragraph!

One who doesn't mind that I'm married with two children. One that will sneak around with me, and never ever tell anyone about our affair. One who is at least 8 years younger than me, with some dangerous looking tatoos, who never talks or bores me with his immature conversation, a boy-toy who is fine with me dropping him one day with nary an explanation. Offers???

oooooo would you mind sharing? i could use a bit of that.

ive been married 22 years, DISCREET is at the top of my list.

Long cock and gigantic breasts? What, like a really well hung morbidly obese guy?
I´m quite skinny, actually

Yeah, well I'm a big, eccentric, liberal, patriotic wop from NJ. Nothing beats that.

How about a big, eccentric, liberal, patriotic guinea from MA?

What kinda boyfriend/girlfriend do you want?

Do you want a short term or a long term?
Do you want skinny, slightly chubby, big boned, or medium build?
Do you want a bookworm or a party animal?
Do you want long hair or short hair?
What type? Punk, skater/surfer, softcore goth, hardcore goth, high class, nympho, etc...

Just give a paragraph of what you are looking for.

Long term
Skinny
Bit of each
shortish
wealthy :)

One who doesn't mind that I'm married with two children. One that will sneak around with me, and never ever tell anyone about our affair. One who is at least 8 years younger than me, with some dangerous looking tatoos, who never talks or bores me with his immature conversation, a boy-toy who is fine with me dropping him one day with nary an explanation. Offers???

*grunts*

I'm also very submissive in bed, if that helps.

I would be happy if I knew whether I already want a girlfriend again. Mine broke up with me one week ago. She was perfect. (ok, our relationship in the end was not, but thats a different story.) I want someone alike again. But that would not work.
Ok, what was she like?
She was pretty, not too slim, but ... feminine and had brown hair. Ok, but now the more important things:
She was honest, always nice and loving, intelligent, liberal, sometimes funny and she definitely was no drama queen. And we could talk about everything (we seem to be able to do so still, but it is very hard for me to meet her, because I miss the tenderness of our relationship.

I´m quite skinny, actually
No, I meant the type of person you're into. You mentioned you like long cock and big tits, and I just figgured Michael Moore on Enzyte (the once a day tablet for natural male enhancement) might fit that description nicely.

How about a big, eccentric, liberal, patriotic guinea from MA?
I guess that's a tie.

No, I meant the type of person you're into. You mentioned you like long cock and big tits, and I just figgured Michael Moore on Enzyte (the once a day tablet for natural male enhancement) might fit that description nicely.

Oh... God...

The horror...

No, I meant the type of person you're into. You mentioned you like long cock and big tits, and I just figgured Michael Moore on Enzyte (the once a day tablet for natural male enhancement) might fit that description nicely.
As we say in Argentina "Who laughs the last, hasnt't get the joke"
UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! don't make me thik that kinda stuff man! Mike Moore! AJJJJJ

Someone like Tokugawa Ieyasu's concubine, Okatsu: hot ninja babe who's both great in bed and great at assassinating my rivals.

I'm looking for a female between the ages of 20 & 40, weighing between 99 & 145 lbs., healthy, long hair (color optional), who has intelligence, meaning they are more than willing to read than watch TV. I want somebody whose sexually adventurous and is willing to learn and do anything, that also includes things we will do outside the bedroom, like gardening, DIY projects, etc. I want no attachments as far as term or length of relationship, (been there done that :mad: ). We certainly would have to live together, no children, I can't make any, any more anyway. She can leave whenever she likes, with whatever she brings to the arrangement. Our resources and money would be pooled as necessary, otherwise we use our money, we each earn, as we see fit. I would prefer the person was a bit of a homebody, but also willing to travel and go camping in a tent. She also must be at my beck and call 24/7.

I guess that's a tie.


Women dont want wops or guineas

they want dagos...

Deathly Pale.
Around 5 foot 5. Highly eccentric.
Thin, around b cup boobs.
Some spastically dyed hair. Electric blue, Firebrick red, etc.
Raver, Fragger, Smart, Programmer, Witty.
Oh, and sex is never a bad thing either.

If it's a mammal, has a pulse, and walks upright, I'll take it. ;)

you mean a kangaroo?

Oh, and I forgot the most important thing for a guy or girlfriend for me. Must be able to stomach Iron Maiden. Liking them is even better.

you mean a kangaroo?
Yeah, he means 8 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy, or a kangaroo.

What kinda boyfriend/girlfriend do you want?

Do you want a short term or a long term?
Do you want skinny, slightly chubby, big boned, or medium build?
Do you want a bookworm or a party animal?
Do you want long hair or short hair?
What type? Punk, skater/surfer, softcore goth, hardcore goth, high class, nympho, etc...

Just give a paragraph of what you are looking for.
If I were to have a boyfriend/girlfriend, it would be a short term relationship. They'd be average build, a totally rebellious (more party animal than bookworm), long hair, and totally punk/goth/rocker!

What kinda boyfriend/girlfriend do you want?

Do you want a short term or a long term?
Do you want skinny, slightly chubby, big boned, or medium build?
Do you want a bookworm or a party animal?
Do you want long hair or short hair?
What type? Punk, skater/surfer, softcore goth, hardcore goth, high class, nympho, etc...

Just give a paragraph of what you are looking for.
I'm a straight male looking for a straight or bisexual female (preferrably straight).

1. Long term
2. slightly chubby, shorter than me (i'm 5'2)
3. Bookworm
4. Long hair
5. Hardcore nympho/mrs. robinson, low- to medium-class, medium to big boobs, older than me.

'nuff said. :fluffle: :p :fluffle: :D

So basically, we are all in agreement that sex is the most important thing. Cool. Two words: Nationstates ORGY!!!

So basically, we are all in agreement that sex is the most important thing. Cool. Two words: Nationstate ORGY!!!
Cyberorgy-sponsored by AIM. :p

Do you want a short term or a long term? short, life's too short
Do you want skinny, slightly chubby, big boned, or medium build? doesn't matter much as long as she's not anorexic or obese
Do you want a bookworm or a party animal? bookworm!
Do you want long hair or short hair? long, long hair
What type? Punk, skater/surfer, softcore goth, hardcore goth, high class, nympho, etc... this question is too stupid to answer

What kinda boyfriend/girlfriend do you want?

I want a g/f that is Nice, funny, kind, doesn't cheat, doesn't sleep around, cute...Stuff like that.

Do you want a short term or a long term?

Long

Do you want skinny, slightly chubby, big boned, or medium build?

Don't care. I just prefer a girl that isn't heavier than me lol.

Do you want a bookworm or a party animal?

I guess book worm because a party girl would be more likely to cheat.

Do you want long hair or short hair?

Don't care, but i'd have to go with long hair.

What type? Punk, skater/surfer, softcore goth, hardcore goth, high class, nympho, etc...

Don't care as long as she isn't anti-meeeeeeee lol

My reply is in the quote box.

Do you want a short term or a long term? long term, i had enough short term in highschool...
Do you want skinny, slightly chubby, big boned, or medium build? fit- im really active in sports. it would be nice to have a g/f who enjoys the same activities...
Do you want a bookworm or a party animal? both
Do you want long hair or short hair? long
What type? Punk, skater/surfer, softcore goth, hardcore goth, high class, nympho, etc... surfer/teacher :)

So basically, we are all in agreement that sex is the most important thing. Cool. Two words: Nationstates ORGY!!!
Two words: Good. Luck. :rolleyes: :(

:D

lol

What kinda boyfriend/girlfriend do you want?

Do you want a short term or a long term?
Do you want skinny, slightly chubby, big boned, or medium build?
Do you want a bookworm or a party animal?
Do you want long hair or short hair?
What type? Punk, skater/surfer, softcore goth, hardcore goth, high class, nympho, etc...

Just give a paragraph of what you are looking for.
-Harlesburg is seeking long term
-Harlesburg would prefer someone of medium build i guess whats 65kg?
Im 82kg-Guy
-Harlesburg wants someone who can do it both ways someone who knows how to chill out and get a bit wild- i personally prefer the quite times.
-Harlesburg prefers a long flowing mane!
-Harlesburg prefers a Girlie Girl that likes to look after themselves but knows how to get dirty.
Pop Punk Girl or Surfie Girl really wouldnt want no Black arts or Dark Musiks peeps to apply
Harlesburg dosent like to share so they cant have a bit on the side.
-Height 5'2" to 5'8"(Perfect height for me to kiss the top of their heads and for them to kiss the top of mine *Wink*)
would be cool but 5'11'" would be like Wow
-Hair=Blonde
Eyes=Green
Above arent nesacary just a preference
Breast size is really of no concern if youve got them ill take em

-Harlesburg likes cuddles long walks along the beach and the colour Red
-Harlesburg likes Fatalists and nillists more than pessimists and optimists.
-Favourite food Lasagne
Favourite Fruit Fejoa-prob cant spell it but eh
Favourite BAnd Toss up between RHCP and Pink Floyd
Honesty
Sport
-Dislikes Fraud
Pop musiks
Bull shit
Arsehats
Yanks who think they are the best in ze vold!
deceit
lies
faking it


Any takers?................ .. . ,. . .. .. . . . . ........ .. .. .. .. .. :) (Morse code)
*Harlesburg kicks feet around*

<snip>
You're trying too hard, it seems. Loosen the restrictions a bit. that'll help. :)

Hiya Pluto :)

Hiya Pluto :)
Hello :)

Thankfully I have the girlfriend I want:

Someone who doesn't think I'm a dumbass. ;)

Someone who doesn't think I'm a dumbass. ;)

Well, that's always a positive! I just need a cool girl who can get me out of my apartment. I'm kinda reclusive because of my Social Anxiety Disorder.

Long term, skinny, either, short cut grown out, don't buy into clique types. In other words the one I have.

You're trying too hard, it seems. Loosen the restrictions a bit. that'll help. :)
Some how i dont think thats my problem.(take either meaning :) )

See... chicks are either open-minded feminist bitches or close-minded moral mother conservative bitches. When's the last time you've seen a Libertarian chick?? :confused:


/me waves

and I'm cute too

/me waves

and I'm cute too
And single? :D (sorry, couldn't resist)

It cant be my fault im unloved can it?..

It cant be my fault im unloved can it?..
If you keep putting yourself down, then maybe.

If you keep putting yourself down, then maybe.
Oh well i try.

All the variables the originator of this thread put forth seem to center around physical traits.

Well I've been around the block enough times to know that's not what makes a lasting relationship, and that's what I'm after.

I've been working on a little list of things I'd like to see in a potential partner, sort of my version of the perfect woman.

So here's my list, a work in progress I admit, but there's a hidden reason for each of these seemingly odd criteria, they're clues to deeper personality traits.

1)She should know how to drive a three speed column shift manual transmission.

2)She should own at least one bicycle with clipless pedals.

3)She should be satisfied and content with her natural hair color and curl or lack thereof.


That's all I have so far, but it's enough to keep me from finding a potential candidate so far, #3 is usually the deal breaker with 90% of the women I know.

What kinda boyfriend/girlfriend do you want?

Do you want a short term or a long term?
Do you want skinny, slightly chubby, big boned, or medium build?
Do you want a bookworm or a party animal?
Do you want long hair or short hair?
What type? Punk, skater/surfer, softcore goth, hardcore goth, high class, nympho, etc...

Just give a paragraph of what you are looking for.

Long Term.
Required:
Want children.
Intelligence.
No wild or crazy ones, but no sticks in the mud.
No aversions to the outdoors, the beach or the sun.
Likes spicy food (I love to cook, and I won't tone it down).
Willing to either move back to the US or to a third country (not Japan) after the kids finish elementary. (no Japanese Jr. HSs!)
Killer smile
No complaining when I switch from the Ramones to Miles Davis to Mozart to
the Gypsy Kings to Hank Williams, all inside an hour (or at least willing to deal with the diversity of my musical tastes without telling me "XYZ sucks!").
Understanding.

Preferred:
Tall (170cm +)
thinish
either really flat chested (AA) or medium large (C-D) breasts
Long hair.
Drinks beer.
Asian features.
Speaks some English
Decent tastes in music (see above)
A reader

All the variables the originator of this thread put forth seem to center around physical traits.

Well I've been around the block enough times to know that's not what makes a lasting relationship, and that's what I'm after.


Amen, brother!
(And #3 is spot on as well). Not a deal breaker for me, but close.)

The truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! :D

My ideal girlfriend:

1. Intelligent and educated ( priority requirement )
2. Great sense of humor ( priority requirement )
3. Lack of inhabitions ( priority requirement )
4. Fiesty, stands up for herself, but knows when "surrender" is appropriate ( priority requirement )
5. Has strengths which compliment my own shortcomings ( priority requirement )
6. Physically fit ( priority requirement )
7. 5'10" or taller ( nice to have but not mandatory )
8. Long, thick black hair ( nice to have but not mandatory )
9. Blue eyes ( nice to have but not mandatory )
10. 38D/24/36 or better ( VERY nice to have but not mandatory )
11. Long, shapely legs ( nice to have but not mandatory )

Age is unimportant.

Any questions? Good! Now go find her for me! ( HUGE "finder's fee!" ) :D

So no one is interested in making a quick $2,000, eh? Tsk! ;)

The truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! :D

My ideal girlfriend:

1. Intelligent and educated ( priority requirement )
2. Great sense of humor ( priority requirement )
3. Lack of inhabitions ( priority requirement )
4. Fiesty, stands up for herself, but knows when "surrender" is appropriate ( priority requirement )
5. Has strengths which compliment my own shortcomings ( priority requirement )
6. Physically fit ( priority requirement )
7. 5'10" or taller ( nice to have but not mandatory )
8. Long, thick black hair ( nice to have but not mandatory )
9. Blue eyes ( nice to have but not mandatory )
10. 38D/24/36 or better ( VERY nice to have but not mandatory )
11. Long, shapely legs ( nice to have but not mandatory )

Age is unimportant.

Any questions? Good! Now go find her for me! ( HUGE "finder's fee!" ) :D
What??? No "finders?" Damn! :(

LOL, almost posted this in the wrong thread... :headbang:

Here goes...

VERY IMPORTANT (ie, shouldn't bother unless she...):

- Lives in Sydney, Australia, or Wollongong. Or other neighbouring cities. Or wants to. Either way, I'm not moving unless they're footing the bill :p
- Is understanding
- Is able to get along with me
- Is patient (very, very important, as I suck at reading signals)
- Is close to my age (which is 19, 2 years each way is my standard)
- Can tolerate someone who sings alot. Even walking down the street when nobody's around. (BTW, I actually can sing, so this wouldn't be torture)
- Doesn't mind footing the bill at dinner, or at least paying for their share (mainly because I don't have a job right now due to focusing on education).
- Looks decent, and healthy. That's a given, really. But you don't have to be the hottest girl on the plane.

The most important thing though would have to be that I can get along with them. If I can't, what's the point?

SOME PRIORITY
- Can drive (preferred) or doesn't want to be driven around (I can't drive) If they like using the train, that's fine too.
- Has a job. (see last point in the VERY IMPORTANT list.

VERY (and I mean VERY!) MINOR:
- I like blonde hair. But I'm really not fussy.
- Blue Eyes are great too.
- Likes staring at the city lights ('twould probably be my prime date, just talking, getting to know each other whilst staring at the city below. Bulli and Sublime Lookouts (near Wollongong) are a favourite.

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Yeah. It looks like alot, but I'm really just using alot of words. :p

Oh, and one more. She needs to be willing to ask me out. I have the worst nerves on the planet. Seriously.

I'm looking for a long term thing (yeah, I know, I'm only 19, but I prefer to take things a little slower than most. Getting to know the girl, is IMHO, the best part.

What kinda boyfriend/girlfriend do you want?

Do you want a short term or a long term?
Do you want skinny, slightly chubby, big boned, or medium build?
Do you want a bookworm or a party animal?
Do you want long hair or short hair?
What type? Punk, skater/surfer, softcore goth, hardcore goth, high class, nympho, etc...

Just give a paragraph of what you are looking for.

Long term; 5' 9", slender, bookworm, long hair. She's got to scream "class" from every pour of her body and since she has such a charming, vibrant, radiant personality, she can never even come close to boring anyone with her conversation.

Oh, and one more. She needs to be willing to ask me out. I have the worst nerves on the planet. Seriously.

Same here. :p

I'd like her to be playful and individualistic, but I'd like her to be emotionally sensitive and aware of the feelings of others. She has to have a sense of compassion, but also be strong-willed. She should be interested in a long term relationship and eventually settling down into a life in the city. She must be intelligent, a good communicator, positive, adventurous, and admire these traits in others.

I actually draw her sometimes - she's a character in a comic I draw. She's about 5'6'' to 5'9'', long black hair with green eyes, an athletic but graceful build, and a dimple at the right edge of her mouth when she smiles. She likes to wear a pair of jeans ripped at the knees and a pair of old military boots, fitted oxford shirts, band t-shirts, sweaters, and scarves.

She always has a skateboard under one arm and a bookbag in the other, since she's a voracious reader and spends hours of her day in the summers reading Tolstoy, Kurt Vonnegut, and Hunter S. Thompson. Her life's goal is to compile the complete discographies of her favourite musical artists, including the Clash, the Boredoms, Bob Dylan, and the Who. She also has a strong classical music streak - she likes Wagner and Sibelius and feels like she can relate to Beethoven for some reason.

In reality, it's unrealistic to look for all of these minute details so I'm a flexible person as far as appearance goes. I've had crushes and dated people of different body types and physical appearances before.

What kinda boyfriend/girlfriend do you want?

Do you want a short term or a long term?
Do you want skinny, slightly chubby, big boned, or medium build?
Do you want a bookworm or a party animal?
Do you want long hair or short hair?
What type? Punk, skater/surfer, softcore goth, hardcore goth, high class, nympho, etc...

Just give a paragraph of what you are looking for.

Ummm...

Long Term
medium
bookworm, yet crazy, like me
i would prefer long, but it doesn't matter much
dont really care
has to be smart
and laugh my dumbshit jokes
obviously pretty

im 13 and i want long term? wtf is wrong with me? should i be examined?

Ummm...

Long Term
medium
bookworm, yet crazy, like me
i would prefer long, but it doesn't matter much
dont really care
has to be smart
and laugh my dumbshit jokes
obviously pretty

im 13 and i want long term? wtf is wrong with me? should i be examined?
No, you shouldn't. That's sweet. You're not conforming to society's view of what you should or should not be.

"I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machette to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass[...]"

I often look for girls smarter than me, and prouder. I got hard time looking for one like that. :cool: I stumbled across my girlfriend when I gave up the search. We both have strong personalities but we pull thru nicely.

What kinda boyfriend/girlfriend do you want?

Do you want a short term or a long term?
Do you want skinny, slightly chubby, big boned, or medium build?
Do you want a bookworm or a party animal?
Do you want long hair or short hair?
What type? Punk, skater/surfer, softcore goth, hardcore goth, high class, nympho, etc...

Just give a paragraph of what you are looking for.

Hmmm... I'd have to say any term would do (sometimes short-term becomes long-term, Height-Weight proportionate is kewl. A bookworm, by all means!! I would actually like a girl whose slightly on the nerdy side, someone I can communicate with:) I'm a sucker for long hair ( the only thing I'm really specific about, as I myself have long hair) As for type... A little of everything, as any one type can get boring after awhile.

But above all...personality!!

I met the perfect girl the other day (well for me); She's intelligent, funny, into rock music and science fiction, enjoys drinking, playing the guitar and watching Pornography...


...and she's going out with a good friend of mine.


I'm going to go hit myself over the head with my Stratocaster now. :(

What kinda boyfriend/girlfriend do you want?

oh, i don't know... there are just sooo many to choose from you know!

heh i wish :rolleyes:



Do you want a short term or a long term?

i'm looking for a long term relationship, something with some form of meaning and feeling


Do you want skinny, slightly chubby, big boned, or medium build?

not too fussed about build. i have a bit of a thing for shorter girls; i can handle chubby but not fat (yeah i'm shallow so what)


Do you want a bookworm or a party animal?

well right now i'm going through something of a problem phase with depression and social anxiety and stuff, but i used to be a bit of a party animal... so i dunno. right now i'd say a bit more of a reserved bookworm type would be what i'm looking for - someone who'll just enjoy spending time together, being in & not having to go out & do lots of stuff all the time. but that'll probably change... in time i think i'll happily appreciate both


Do you want long hair or short hair?
well hair isn't exactly a part of the person - you can't change personality but you sure as hell can change hair. if the personality/person is right, it doesn't matter about the hair, really. then again, i do love chicks with good long hair, so i'd see if she'd go for that if she hasn't already. awesome long hair is a major turn-on ;)


What type? Punk, skater/surfer, softcore goth, hardcore goth, high class, nympho, etc...
preferably any kind of rock chick - someone who's out to be themselves and not whatever anybody else says they should be. someone who thinks for themselves, has their own views and ideas, someone who's intelligent and enjoys good conversation... a rock chick, intellectual geek would do me just fine!
but also someone who's accepting and open, and can appreciate the aesthetic beauty of things - something i seem to do more than most people i know. someone who shares at least some of my interests, including cooking & good food.


there ya go. applicants can send their name and address along with a self addressed envelope to my telegram box;)

One who doesn't mind that I'm married with two children. One that will sneak around with me, and never ever tell anyone about our affair. One who is at least 8 years younger than me, with some dangerous looking tatoos, who never talks or bores me with his immature conversation, a boy-toy who is fine with me dropping him one day with nary an explanation. Offers???

Were it not for the fact that you live in Canada, I'd swear we'd already dated...

I'm an open-minded feminist moral conservative libertarian bitch

Erm...have you ever lived in the UK?

Kiss my ass. Bitch I remain

OK, this is starting to get creepy now, its all sounding waaaaaay too familiar. ;)

Who would I like to date? Someone who wouldn't make it her life's quest to seperate me from my friends, mock my hobbies, ban me from even talking to female acquaintances, throw a huge shit-fit should I ever not feel like having sex, attempt to lock me in the house if I wanted to go to the football and generally be hell-bent on spreading suffering, evil and the total suppression of any free will. Additionally, she will not cause me to live my life in a constant soul-crushing malaise.

Lives in Sydney, Australia, or Wollongong.

From now on, its my official policy to only date women who live in Wollongong. Ok, it'll be quite a commute to go out for the evening, but how can you not go out with someone from a place called Wollongong?

Australian words rock. :D