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http://maddox.xmission.com/ahtest.html

Old but still pretty funny.

I had a 250, flipping off animal rights activists and saving private ryan really boosted my score.

Bah. I got 20. How does speeding up to someone crossing the road make you an asshole? :p

http://maddox.xmission.com/ahtest.html

Old but still pretty funny.

I had a 250, flipping off animal rights activitists and saving private ryan really boosted my score.
I am not a parent, can I still take that part?

I scored 0. Heh.

Meh, I can't be bothered to remember all these specific instances in my life; I'll just assume that subscribing to Objectivism earns me a respecatble score. Still, most of the things he mentioned here as prerequities for being assholish are irrational and thus I don't do them.

I scored 0. Heh.
*cough*Bullshit.*cough*

I scored 95. Which is an awful score. I'm going to do some of the things in that post to increase it. :p

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

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I would have to say that seeing the movie titanic was one of the most irrational things I have ever done.

*cough*Bullshit.*cough*

Really?

I am not a parent, can I still take that part?

There are only two parent questions.

*cough*Bullshit.*cough*Really?Ha.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

:( My score was a mere 240.
I do count how many times I have pissed off or insulted someone. Here is my count for the past two years, 13,567 (and I do actually count.)

115

i call everyone fat all the time

115

i call everyone fat all the time
Only 115? Hey, look everybody its Jesus.

Only 115? Hey, look everybody its Jesus.
http://img147.echo.cx/img147/1384/picture18fg.jpg

115

i call everyone fat all the time


and he means everyone

and he means everyone
hey aren't you supposed to be fishing?

I would have to say that seeing the movie titanic was one of the most irrational things I have ever done.

Titanic was three of the worst movies I've ever seen. The thing that pissed me off the most about it, in a way, was the fact that most of the trailers seemed to center around the sinking of the ship and they played the disaster aspect of the film up immensely. I walked in expecting a disaster flick with lots of sparks and groaning metal, and what I got was about 3 and a half hours of bullshit and about fifteen minutes of cool stuff.

I only made 45 :mad:

hey aren't you supposed to be fishing?

yeah-it got cut short because a rain storm came. But Reagan got to touch a snake and a turtle.....


"MOM! Touch this corn snake.......its not poisonous dont worry......it wont kill you"

:eek:

I only made 45 :mad:
Don't you have any fun in life?

yeah-it got cut short because a rain storm came. But Reagan got to touch a snake and a turtle.....


"MOM! Touch this corn snake.......its not poisonous dont worry......it wont kill you"

:eek:
How fast did you run?

And would you mind taking this conversation to Yahoo?
[/hijack]

Don't you have any fun in life?
They dident have any of my asshole traits on there ... like constant heckaling and lying so I dont have to drive my girlfriend down to her friends funeral :p

But Saving Private Ryan was funny in some bits!!

I only got an 85. Obviously whoever wrote this stupid thing is an asshole.

Like I need a quiz to tell me what everyone already knows.

I only got an 85. Obviously whoever wrote this stupid thing is an asshole.
Its maddox :) and yes he is

http://maddox.xmission.com/ahtest.html

Old but still pretty funny.

I had a 250, flipping off animal rights activists and saving private ryan really boosted my score.


I got a simple 100.

Are you a asshole?

Shouldn't that be "an" asshole?

In other words, yes.

:p

I got 60 ->You're a novice asshole. Practice hating people more. No wait, just forget it. You'll probably fail again. I hate you

Somebody hates me...yupee...anyone else? :D

I got 60 ->You're a novice asshole. Practice hating people more. No wait, just forget it. You'll probably fail again. I hate you

Somebody hates me...yupee...anyone else? :D

I'll hate you, if you want...

I'll hate you, if you want...

Well, no, i guess i dont want. I`m a novice asshole :(

Well, I appear to be well on my way to being an asshole with 145. Woo hoo?

I got 60 ->You're a novice asshole. Practice hating people more. No wait, just forget it. You'll probably fail again. I hate you

Somebody hates me...yupee...anyone else? :DI'll hate you, if you want...Me too! Especially if you're one of these...
I hate:

Flamers
Idiots
Humans
Spammers
Conservatives
Fundamentalists
Extremists
Authoritarians
Construction workers
Construction
Noise
Loud noise
The fluffle smiley
Anyone who over-uses the fluffle smiley
People who don't understand me
People who are indifferent to me
People who don't allow me to do whatever I want whenever I want
Dial-up internet connections
Strict teachers
Commercialization
The Bush Administration
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8907884&postcount=3

And if you're not in one of the categories on the list, I hate you anyway, because you aren't on the list.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

I got a 35...something about going to school sick being the worst thing I have ever done. Of course, I never saw Saving Private Ryan, so no points there.

Me too! Especially if you're one of these...
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8907884&postcount=3

And if you're not in one of the categories on the list, I hate you anyway, because you aren't on the list.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

well...erm....Human is on your list....so i guess someone hates me afterall :p

Its maddox :) and yes he is
He's also my hero. If he ever started a religion, I'd convert to it immediately.

I got a 35...something about going to school sick being the worst thing I have ever done. Of course, I never saw Saving Private Ryan, so no points there.
Neither did I.

Only 150. I've mellowed somewhat with age.

How's about we get points for our own brand of assholism?

1. Someone in front of you is turning left (reverse this in the Commonwealth) on a two-lane road, and you pass them on the right [5 points]. It's a schoolbus [10 points].

2. You drive the speed limit in the far left fast lane because it's a speed LIMIT, dammit [5 points]. This applies to ambulances, too [10 points].

3. You've ever uttered the phrase "hot-" or "cold enough for ya?" in temperatures above 90F or below 25F [5 points]. When asked, you ever replied "no" [10 points].

4. A kid comes to your house selling something and you convince them that it's a completely worthless endeavor [5 points]. The kid was selling Bibles [10 points]. That kid convinces his entire youth group [15 points].

5. You've sold something (at a garage sale or similar event) you knew was going to break, fail or be ultimately useless [5 points]. The item was medical or protective in nature [10 points]. The item was a glucose monitor, antidote, sphigmomenometer (blood pressure measurer), automobile or pacemaker [15 points].

6. You've stiffed (left no tip) a server at a restaurant [5 points]. You wrote down your reasons why on the check [10 points]. You told the manager why in person, trying to get the server disciplined or fired [15 points].

7. You've been drunk and obnoxious at a sporting event [5 points]. You threw up or in some other way physically incaverted other fans [10 points]. It was a Little League or high school game [15 points]. One of your own children was playing [20 points].

I've got more, but any other ideas?

By the way, these new ones boosted my score to 210.

I got 50

2. You drive the speed limit in the far left fast lane because it's a speed LIMIT, dammit [5 points]. This applies to ambulances, too [10 points].


1. You drive the speed limit in the far left fast lane. [5 points] There's no one in the right lane [10 points] Someone is directly behind you, flashing their lights and honking [10 points].

2. You're the asshole behind them. [20 points]

3. You feel compelled to shout out critical plot points in movie theaters [15 points] you're white [30 points].

4. You bring a baby into a movie theater [5 points] It's not your baby [30 points]

You won't believe me... i took the test and i got 30 points... :eek:

GOT ME A SCORE OF 225... :sniper:

115 on the asshole status.

I'd be way more on the smart-arse status. :p

1. You drive the speed limit in the far left fast lane. [5 points] There's no one in the right lane [10 points] Someone is directly behind you, flashing their lights and honking [10 points].

2. You're the asshole behind them. [20 points]

3. You feel compelled to shout out critical plot points in movie theaters [15 points] you're white [30 points].

4. You bring a baby into a movie theater [5 points] It's not your baby [30 points]

Nice addition to my freeway asshole. I'm always split on the slow jackass in front of me issue. In city/suburban freeway driving, I'm more apt to let it go and pass on the right (which is illegal in many states, including mine, but I've never seen or heard of anyone being cited for it). However, on a cross-country drive (such as sriving a car from Dallas to Seattle for my sailor cousin, who'd bought it from his sister), I tend to get very peeved at those in the left lane who just hover there while I'm on cruise control, and then, of course, a semi or some other large, slow vehicle occupies the right lane and I'm forced to wait while the original tool in the left lane goes by the truck at a relative one mile an hour.

Asshole points with regard to children, especially infants, are legion. Such as:

8. You yell obnoxiously at your son/daughter as they play their sport (beyond a few encouraging words) [5 points]. You yell obnoxiously, trying to coach them [10 points]. You yell obnoxiously, trying to coach them and are in opposition to what the actual coach is telling them [15 points]. You obnoxioulsy berate the kid for any minor failure [20 points]. The kid is younger than 14 [25 points]. The kid is younger than 8 [30 points]. It's not your kid [+10 points to any previous action].

I'm only a novice asshole. Only 80 points for me.

I scored 5....I've tricked little kids into giving me money before.....

60 points... but I've still got 70+ years ahead of me to become a true bitch.

The new ones increased my score to 140.

Sadly I'm not yet eligible for a driver's license, if I was I'd have 185 at least ;)

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

225. I'm an asshole and proud of it.*grins*

225. I'm an asshole and proud of it.*grins*Don't be such an asshole. ;)

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

25 points for changing asshole to not very nice person. ;)

Sorry. :p

25 points for changing asshole to not very nice person. ;)

Sorry. :pI was wondering if that was a modedit due to profanity...

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe