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Things I Hate

The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 14:26
Do you hate? If so, get it off your chest, here, on the "Things I hate" thread!
I'll start:
People who use "teh" instead of "the".
The "Scroll Lock" Key on my keyboard.
Pat Robertson.
British petrol prices.
People who laugh just because I use DarkBASIC (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=419911&page=1&pp=15) *
People who don't understand how to use the apostrophe (') symbol.
Pop-ups and the companies that advertise with them.
G4.
Reality T.V.
Being forced to learn French for 4 years in high school and not being given a satisfactory reason.
Ikea.
These all make me want to spill my bile! :headbang:

*Sorry for that shameless example of advertising a now dead thread.
The Imperial Navy
19-05-2005, 14:31
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TIN the Pirate sez:

Yarr! That be a mighty fine list me hearty! I hope ye has gotten over this rotten bunch!

Look out! It's Big Brother back for another series! Fire the cannons!

*Launches cannonballs at BB house*
Czardas
19-05-2005, 14:31
Wasn't there another thread like this? Well who cares, I'll post in it anyway.

I hate:

Flamers
Idiots
Humans
Spammers
Conservatives
Fundamentalists
Extremists
Authoritarians
Construction workers
Construction
Noise
Loud noise
The fluffle smiley
Anyone who over-uses the fluffle smiley
People who don't understand me
People who are indifferent to me
People who don't allow me to do whatever I want whenever I want
Dial-up internet connections
Strict teachers
Commercialization
The Bush Administration

Hmmm...That's all I can think of now, but there are probably more.


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Sableonia
19-05-2005, 14:39
Isn't that just about everything and everyone? :p

I hate:

People who run red lights.
People who cut you off (while driving).
People who don't have a job and then ask me for money.
Lazy people.
Deadbeat dads.
People who don't take responsibility for what they have done.
Not being rich. ;) LOL.
Moleland
19-05-2005, 14:41
At the top of my list, it has to be

Chavs
Crazy Frog
Sweety the chick
Jamster in general!
BB....
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 14:43
At the top of my list, it has to be

Chavs
Crazy Frog
Sweety the chick
Jamster in general!
BB....

Damn! I knew I forgotten something! I meant to put Jamster in the list!
Moleland
19-05-2005, 14:45
Damn! I knew I forgotten something! I meant to put Jamster in the list!

Nevermind. At least we have something in common...
Monkeypimp
19-05-2005, 14:46
I just hate.
Peechland
19-05-2005, 14:52
what is wrong with construction and construction workers?
Legless Pirates
19-05-2005, 14:54
I love
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 14:55
what is wrong with construction and construction workers?

I suppose it all relates to noise. And the fact that you never see a construction worker actually working for longer than five minutes! :)
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 14:56
I love

Get out of here!
Moleland
19-05-2005, 14:58
I love

*Shots LP for being in wrong thread*
Whispering Legs
19-05-2005, 14:58
There are two distinct categories for me on the negative end:

hate and dislike

If I hate, then it means I'm going to do something terrible to rectify the situation. So my list would be rather short, and would consist only of certain individuals who are on The List.

There's a long list of things I dislike. But I feel that's normal.
Legless Pirates
19-05-2005, 14:59
*Shots LP for being in wrong thread*
Aaaargh!

*dies*

I hate being dead
Sableonia
19-05-2005, 14:59
what is wrong with construction and construction workers?

Yeah! Especially if they are cute and you get to look at them. :D
Vittos Ordination
19-05-2005, 15:02
I love lamp
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 15:02
I hate the people I work for.

:headbang:
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 15:02
Yeah! Especially if they are cute and you get to look at them. :D

I've never seen a construction worker that could be described as "cute". But maybe that's because I'm a guy and female construction workers are a rarity! :D
Sonho Real
19-05-2005, 15:03
Phrases I really dislike:

"Collateral damage" (because it's usually followed by someone admitting they accidentally blew up a wedding party)
"Gay agenda" (because all gay people are sick individuals who want to force your kids to become gay, obviously.)
"Playing politics" (politicians keep accusing each other of this... duh! that's what politicians *do*!)
"There's something I really should tell you..." (especially when followed by "we lost the house").
"It was devastating" (Usually used in the context of someone getting their wing mirror ripped off by a drunken teenager walking down the street, or someones cat being injured by a careless moped rider. What do you say when something really terrible happens?)
"Religious Right" (because it is always followed by the thought "what have they done now?)
"Anti-American" (most. annoying. phrase. ever. Signals the total breakdown of intelligent debate.)
"Make a stand" (Usually only irritating when the person saying it has an accent like Michael Howard)
Monkeypimp
19-05-2005, 15:05
Phrases I really dislike:

"Collateral damage" (because it's usually followed by someone admitting they accidentally blew up a wedding party)
"Gay agenda" (because all gay people are sick individuals who want to force your kids to become gay, obviously.)
"Playing politics" (politicians keep accusing each other of this... duh! that's what politicians *do*!)
"There's something I really should tell you..." (especially when followed by "we lost the house").
"It was devastating" (Usually used in the context of someone getting their wing mirror ripped off by a drunken teenager walking down the street, or someones cat being injured by a careless moped rider. What do you say when something really terrible happens?)
"Religious Right" (because it is always followed by the thought "what have they done now?)
"Anti-American" (most. annoying. phrase. ever. Signals the breakdown of intellignet debate.)
"Make a stand" (Usually only irritating when the person saying it has an accent like Michael Howard)

I'm not racist but..
Moleland
19-05-2005, 15:06
Aaaargh!

*dies*

I hate being dead

*Uses special cloning machine*

*Transfers memories*

*Revives LP*

Ok, now you hate something, you are free to go!
Aradnuk
19-05-2005, 15:06
Add people who don't acknowledge you when you walk past and grey skies on Monday mornings and you have a pretty conclusive list.

Oh and people who take the time to dislike things & get irritated but refuse to look for the happier things in life too.
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 15:07
I hate how the military will trust me with hundreds of social security numbers and millions of dollars worth of equipment, but wont trust me to go to the gym by myself. :mp5:
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 15:08
I hate the people I work for.

:headbang:

Who doesn't?
Sonho Real
19-05-2005, 15:11
I'm not racist but..

Can't believe I missed that one.
MaxDemonic
19-05-2005, 15:12
I hate that bands only put an album out every 3-5 years now.
I hate beggers and people who want to increas my taxes so they can give it away to lazy bastards.
I hate peace nicks!
I really hate the inconvienences at the airport that the Muslims have created
I hate spineless allies.
I hate the worthless United Nations.
I hate Jar Jar and for that reason Star Wars Episode I
I probably hate Star Wars Episode II, had I ever seen it.
I hate to have to go. bye now!
Vittos Ordination
19-05-2005, 15:12
I love carpet
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 15:12
I hate it when one person makes a mistake and everyone gets punished.
Moleland
19-05-2005, 15:13
I love carpet

your in the wrong thread!

*Shoots VO with a shotgun*
Vittos Ordination
19-05-2005, 15:15
I love desk!
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 15:15
I hate getting sh*t on by people when I'm just trying to do my job.
:mad:
Moleland
19-05-2005, 15:15
I love desk!

*Shoots again with Shotgun*

DIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 15:16
Can't believe I missed that one.

Here's another two you missed:

"It's not the winning, it's taking part that counts..." Which translates as: "You are a dumbf#ck loser!" (Pats said loser on the head)

"I hate to say I told you so, but..." Lies! Who doesn't love to rub it in a lot! People who say this are not only morons, but lying ones! :mad:
Frangland
19-05-2005, 15:17
food:
mushrooms, cottage cheese, horseradish sauce
Cabra West
19-05-2005, 15:17
I hate life, in general. I really really hate it
Avios
19-05-2005, 15:18
People who use "teh" instead of "the".

Testify. I also extremely dislike using the letter "u" for the word "you" and the number "2" for the word "to" or "too." One of my biggest pet peeves is when people don't know how to use "your" and "you're." "Effect" and "affect" are up there, but not as high as "your" and "you're."
Moleland
19-05-2005, 15:19
I hate life, in general. I really really hate it

You don't live in this forum.... Oh wait... misinterpreted... :D
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 15:20
Testify. I also extremely dislike using the letter "u" for the word "you" and the number "2" for the word "to" or "too." One of my biggest pet peeves is when people don't know how to use "your" and "you're." "Effect" and "affect" are up there, but not as high as "your" and "you're."

Another thing is when people put text message language on bilboards to be more "cool"!

ADVERTISER--> :eek: :mp5: <--ME
World wide allies
19-05-2005, 15:22
I love desk!

Brick, do you really love these things, or are you just saying that you love whatever you see?

..

I love lamp ..

I love lamp !!
Moleland
19-05-2005, 15:23
Brick, do you really love these things, or are you just saying that you love whatever you see?

..

I love lamp ..

I love lamp !!

I his name Brick then? :D
Frangland
19-05-2005, 15:25
Isn't that just about everything and everyone? :p

I hate:

People who run red lights.
People who cut you off (while driving).
People who don't have a job and then ask me for money.
Lazy people.
Deadbeat dads.
People who don't take responsibility for what they have done.
Not being rich. ;) LOL.

I hate:

People who cut me off and slow me down after having done so (moral: if you're going to cut someone off, at least make sure you're going as fast as they are so you don't make them slam on their brakes!)

and

People who take ten seconds to transverse an intersection when they're the first car in a long line of traffic... every second they dally means one less car that'll be able to make it through the intersection before the light turns red again. I want to holler, "F'ing pay attention! WE WANT TO GET THROUGH THE INTERSECTION TOO!"

and these same people are often the ones who also run red lights. Imagine that: slow on green, fast on red.
Moleland
19-05-2005, 15:27
How ironic!
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 15:29
I hate:

People who cut me off and slow me down after having done so (moral: if you're going to cut someone off, at least make sure you're going as fast as they are so you don't make them slam on their brakes!)

and

People who take ten seconds to transverse an intersection when they're the first car in a long line of traffic... every second they dally means one less car that'll be able to make it through the intersection before the light turns red again. I want to holler, "F'ing pay attention! WE WANT TO GET THROUGH THE INTERSECTION TOO!"

and these same people are often the ones who also run red lights. Imagine that: slow on green, fast on red.

Being a life-long passenger (Too young to drive), I think it's worse for me and others like me as it is very tempting to walk out of the car and shout in their faces, knowing that I can without losing my car (remember, I'm a passenger!)
South-East Mora Tau
19-05-2005, 15:29
What do I hate?

I hate patriots, the police, Christian fundementalists, military 'people', goths, fascists, Travolta, middle-class kids who pretend they're punks and claim they're the only REAL punks, scene elitists, capitalists, Stalinists, sectarianists, Liberace, pop music, metalheads, meat-eaters, gay people who are proud of their identity and do nothing but give their straight friends tips on how to pick up chicks and do their hair (I am a lesbian and I hate you fucking breeders who attack us as well), cars, the car culture, sword grass becuase it stinks when you touch it, Zionists, the Chinese 'Communist' Party, because they have betrayed socialism, Bush, Reagan, all god-damn US presidents, people who call others 'cunts', 'chicks', hos', whatever, neo-cons, gangstas, people with superiority complexes, people who can't relax and are always hyper-tense, boring rap, California punk, rum, John Howard, Gorbachev and Yeltsin, people who hate Star Trek and Doctor Who because the special effects aren't too hot, dear god I hope they all die, streeties who hold knifes to your throat because 'u-d'uh, it's cool, man', Kylie Minogue, Channels 7, 9 and 10, as well as CNN, the Courier Mail and all other right-wing media, pig-dogs, rapists, people who make jokes about rape, Falun Dafa, the Republicans, Liberals and Tories, all governments except Cuba's, Venezuela's and Vietnam's, the mods who deleted my original nation, McDonald's, people who use stupid computer languages, words like 'lol, woot', etc, egotistical bastards, straightedge, hot weather, cheap goon, the fucking mess I live in, the whole damn world because I can't understand it, apathy, stupid guitar riffs, sleazy lyrics, in short the Motley Crue, bad spelling, the sounds people make when they're on the toilet, getting bashed up, smilies, computer games (except this one), Pinochet, American accents, imperialism, drunken sleaze-bags, dope-heads whose entire lives revolve around dope, Rupert Murdoch, corporations, abbatoirs, people who smile and do a funny little wave but refuse to stop and talk to you, aeroplane and train crashes, tsunamis, people who stop you on the street and earbash you for an hour about something you already agree with... talk about preaching to the converted!, the idea of having my eye cut with a razor blade... that's all I can think of right now. I'll get back to you.

Christina
Moleland
19-05-2005, 15:32
What do I hate?

I hate patriots, the police, Christian fundementalists, military 'people', goths, fascists, Travolta, middle-class kids who pretend they're punks and claim they're the only REAL punks, scene elitists, capitalists, Stalinists, sectarianists, Liberace, pop music, metalheads, meat-eaters, gay people who are proud of their identity and do nothing but give their straight friends tips on how to pick up chicks and do their hair (I am a lesbian and I hate you fucking breeders who attack us as well), cars, the car culture, sword grass becuase it stinks when you touch it, Zionists, the Chinese 'Communist' Party, because they have betrayed socialism, Bush, Reagan, all god-damn US presidents, people who call others 'cunts', 'chicks', hos', whatever, neo-cons, gangstas, people with superiority complexes, people who can't relax and are always hyper-tense, boring rap, California punk, rum, John Howard, Gorbachev and Yeltsin, people who hate Star Trek and Doctor Who because the special effects aren't too hot, dear god I hope they all die, streeties who hold knifes to your throat because 'u-d'uh, it's cool, man', Kylie Minogue, Channels 7, 9 and 10, as well as CNN, the Courier Mail and all other right-wing media, pig-dogs, rapists, people who make jokes about rape, Falun Dafa, the Republicans, Liberals and Tories, all governments except Cuba's, Venezuela's and Vietnam's, the mods who deleted my original nation, McDonald's, people who use stupid computer languages, words like 'lol, woot', etc, egotistical bastards, straightedge, hot weather, cheap goon, the fucking mess I live in, the whole damn world because I can't understand it, apathy, stupid guitar riffs, sleazy lyrics, in short the Motley Crue, bad spelling, the sounds people make when they're on the toilet, getting bashed up, smilies, computer games (except this one), Pinochet, American accents, imperialism, drunken sleaze-bags, dope-heads whose entire lives revolve around dope, Rupert Murdoch, corporations, abbatoirs, people who smile and do a funny little wave but refuse to stop and talk to you, aeroplane and train crashes, tsunamis, people who stop you on the street and earbash you for an hour about something you already agree with... talk about preaching to the converted!, the idea of having my eye cut with a razor blade... that's all I can think of right now. I'll get back to you.

Christina


Erm..... LOL?
Vittos Ordination
19-05-2005, 15:33
Brick, do you really love these things, or are you just saying that you love whatever you see?


I love forum
Moleland
19-05-2005, 15:34
I love forum

HAHA!

Brick!
Sonho Real
19-05-2005, 15:37
What do I hate?

I hate patriots, the police, Christian fundementalists, military 'people', goths, fascists, Travolta, middle-class kids who pretend they're punks and claim they're the only REAL punks, scene elitists, capitalists, Stalinists, sectarianists, Liberace, pop music, metalheads, meat-eaters, gay people who are proud of their identity and do nothing but give their straight friends tips on how to pick up chicks and do their hair (I am a lesbian and I hate you fucking breeders who attack us as well), cars, the car culture, sword grass becuase it stinks when you touch it, Zionists, the Chinese 'Communist' Party, because they have betrayed socialism, Bush, Reagan, all god-damn US presidents, people who call others 'cunts', 'chicks', hos', whatever, neo-cons, gangstas, people with superiority complexes, people who can't relax and are always hyper-tense, boring rap, California punk, rum, John Howard, Gorbachev and Yeltsin, people who hate Star Trek and Doctor Who because the special effects aren't too hot, dear god I hope they all die, streeties who hold knifes to your throat because 'u-d'uh, it's cool, man', Kylie Minogue, Channels 7, 9 and 10, as well as CNN, the Courier Mail and all other right-wing media, pig-dogs, rapists, people who make jokes about rape, Falun Dafa, the Republicans, Liberals and Tories, all governments except Cuba's, Venezuela's and Vietnam's, the mods who deleted my original nation, McDonald's, people who use stupid computer languages, words like 'lol, woot', etc, egotistical bastards, straightedge, hot weather, cheap goon, the fucking mess I live in, the whole damn world because I can't understand it, apathy, stupid guitar riffs, sleazy lyrics, in short the Motley Crue, bad spelling, the sounds people make when they're on the toilet, getting bashed up, smilies, computer games (except this one), Pinochet, American accents, imperialism, drunken sleaze-bags, dope-heads whose entire lives revolve around dope, Rupert Murdoch, corporations, abbatoirs, people who smile and do a funny little wave but refuse to stop and talk to you, aeroplane and train crashes, tsunamis, people who stop you on the street and earbash you for an hour about something you already agree with... talk about preaching to the converted!, the idea of having my eye cut with a razor blade... that's all I can think of right now. I'll get back to you.

Christina

I think "the whole damn world" covered most of your bases, there.
Dancing Penguin
19-05-2005, 15:40
What do I hate... Such a long list:

My home computer for not letting me on the forum
Bush
NRA
KKK
White Supremasists
Not spelling things right
Democrats
Rebublicans
Angry Feminists
Ah, hell: people in general
Frangland
19-05-2005, 15:40
What do I hate?

I hate patriots, the police, Christian fundementalists, military 'people', goths, fascists, Travolta, middle-class kids who pretend they're punks and claim they're the only REAL punks, scene elitists, capitalists, Stalinists, sectarianists, Liberace, pop music, metalheads, meat-eaters, gay people who are proud of their identity and do nothing but give their straight friends tips on how to pick up chicks and do their hair (I am a lesbian and I hate you fucking breeders who attack us as well), cars, the car culture, sword grass becuase it stinks when you touch it, Zionists, the Chinese 'Communist' Party, because they have betrayed socialism, Bush, Reagan, all god-damn US presidents, people who call others 'cunts', 'chicks', hos', whatever, neo-cons, gangstas, people with superiority complexes, people who can't relax and are always hyper-tense, boring rap, California punk, rum, John Howard, Gorbachev and Yeltsin, people who hate Star Trek and Doctor Who because the special effects aren't too hot, dear god I hope they all die, streeties who hold knifes to your throat because 'u-d'uh, it's cool, man', Kylie Minogue, Channels 7, 9 and 10, as well as CNN, the Courier Mail and all other right-wing media, pig-dogs, rapists, people who make jokes about rape, Falun Dafa, the Republicans, Liberals and Tories, all governments except Cuba's, Venezuela's and Vietnam's, the mods who deleted my original nation, McDonald's, people who use stupid computer languages, words like 'lol, woot', etc, egotistical bastards, straightedge, hot weather, cheap goon, the fucking mess I live in, the whole damn world because I can't understand it, apathy, stupid guitar riffs, sleazy lyrics, in short the Motley Crue, bad spelling, the sounds people make when they're on the toilet, getting bashed up, smilies, computer games (except this one), Pinochet, American accents, imperialism, drunken sleaze-bags, dope-heads whose entire lives revolve around dope, Rupert Murdoch, corporations, abbatoirs, people who smile and do a funny little wave but refuse to stop and talk to you, aeroplane and train crashes, tsunamis, people who stop you on the street and earbash you for an hour about something you already agree with... talk about preaching to the converted!, the idea of having my eye cut with a razor blade... that's all I can think of right now. I'll get back to you.

Christina

That's quite an exhaustive list
Whispering Legs
19-05-2005, 15:40
I am a lesbian and I hate you fucking breeders who attack us as well.

I hate people who automatically categorize me and assume that I've been attacking them when I haven't.

I'm a big fan of living up or down to people's expectations - especially if I have been extremely lacking in the past. I have NEVER attacked a lesbian in any way, shape, or form.

But, in the future, if this is the way that many of them think, I'll be more than happy to live DOWN to their expectations.
Dancing Penguin
19-05-2005, 15:42
I hate political-type discucions in a hate thread...
Well, actually I just hate political disscusions in general, but still...
South-East Mora Tau
19-05-2005, 15:44
What? No. I have been attacked at leats 100 times and have been severely injured. I said I hate the bastards who do that to me.
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 15:45
I hate people who make lists
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 15:46
I hate people who refer to themselves in the third person.
Silicia
19-05-2005, 15:48
I hate injustice
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 15:50
I hate going to the bathroom and having the water splash back up on me.
South-East Mora Tau
19-05-2005, 15:51
I hate people who make lists

I hate you too.
Whispering Legs
19-05-2005, 15:51
What? No. I have been attacked at leats 100 times and have been severely injured. I said I hate the bastards who do that to me.

I've been training women in my area who are victims of domestic abuse to use and carry a pistol at all times.

Sounds like you need to come to class. Armed women find that people are much more polite.
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 15:51
I hate pain
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 15:52
I hate you too.


I hate people who reply to my comments.
Vittos Ordination
19-05-2005, 15:54
I hate people named Pheobe.
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 15:55
I hate women who think they need special consideration just because they are a woman.
Mazalandia
19-05-2005, 15:55
What do I hate?

I hate patriots, the police, Christian fundementalists, military 'people', goths, fascists, Travolta, middle-class kids who pretend they're punks and claim they're the only REAL punks, scene elitists, capitalists, Stalinists, sectarianists, Liberace, pop music, metalheads, meat-eaters, gay people who are proud of their identity and do nothing but give their straight friends tips on how to pick up chicks and do their hair (I am a lesbian and I hate you fucking breeders who attack us as well), cars, the car culture, sword grass becuase it stinks when you touch it, Zionists, the Chinese 'Communist' Party, because they have betrayed socialism, Bush, Reagan, all god-damn US presidents, people who call others 'cunts', 'chicks', hos', whatever, neo-cons, gangstas, people with superiority complexes, people who can't relax and are always hyper-tense, boring rap, California punk,rum, John Howard, Gorbachev and Yeltsin, people who hate Star Trek and Doctor Who because the special effects aren't too hot, dear god I hope they all die, streeties who hold knifes to your throat because 'u-d'uh, it's cool, man', Kylie Minogue, Channels 7, 9 and 10, as well as CNN, the Courier Mail and all other right-wing media, pig-dogs, rapists, people who make jokes about rape, Falun Dafa, the Republicans, Liberals and Tories, all governments except Cuba's, Venezuela's and Vietnam's, the mods who deleted my original nation, McDonald's, people who use stupid computer languages, words like 'lol, woot', etc, egotistical bastards, straightedge, hot weather, cheap goon, the fucking mess I live in, the whole damn world because I can't understand it, apathy, stupid guitar riffs, sleazy lyrics, in short the Motley Crue, bad spelling, the sounds people make when they're on the toilet, getting bashed up, smilies, computer games (except this one), Pinochet, American accents, imperialism, drunken sleaze-bags, dope-heads whose entire lives revolve around dope, Rupert Murdoch, corporations, abbatoirs, people who smile and do a funny little wave but refuse to stop and talk to you, aeroplane and train crashes, tsunamis, people who stop you on the street and earbash you for an hour about something you already agree with... talk about preaching to the converted!, the idea of having my eye cut with a razor blade... that's all I can think of right now. I'll get back to you.

Christina

So what you are saying is you hate democracy, meat eaters, nearly all forms of music, your own country, law and order, americans, russians, jews and the entire world except for three communist countries?
Peechland
19-05-2005, 15:56
I suppose it all relates to noise. And the fact that you never see a construction worker actually working for longer than five minutes! :)


Well I work for a General Contractor, and our guys work their asses off. :D
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 15:56
I would also like to add to the list the songs:

"In the jungle", as it is not only inaccurate (Lions don't live in the jungle),but always poorly sung.

"Sing a rainbow" as it teaches children wrong physics (The colours are; Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet, NOT; Red and yellow and pink and green, purple and orange and blue)

"The Crazy Frog club remix" as it continues the myth that the Frog is funny (although I must admit the video is good as someone shoots a missile at him!)

Anything by McFly.
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 15:57
I hate people named Pheobe.

I hate people who believe that's my actual name.
Frangland
19-05-2005, 15:59
Well I work for a General Contractor, and our guys work their asses off. :D

then you're obviously not union members

hehe
Dancing Penguin
19-05-2005, 16:00
I hate people who hate stuff
I mean, don't be hatin'
Or I'll hate you...
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 16:00
I hate women who think they need special consideration just because they are a woman.

HEAR HEAR! I also hate insurance companies that give out cheaper car insurance to women. What is to say that just because someone is a woman that she will be somehow better! Especially since discrimination due to gender is illegal!
Frangland
19-05-2005, 16:00
i hate barry manilow

... he doesn't write the songs; I write them!
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 16:00
What's your reason for hating all those people? Did each one of them sh*t on you in one point in life? I'm not trying to be a smart-ass.
Frangland
19-05-2005, 16:01
HEAR HEAR! I also hate insurance companies that give out cheaper car insurance to women. What is to say that just because someone is a woman that she will be somehow better! Especially since discrimination due to gender is illegal!

it's assumed that faster drivers are poorer drivers... when i would contend that poor driving has more to do with a general lack of coordination and the inability to anticipate... than it has to do with speeding.

and we all know that men are more coordinated with women and having accumulated thousands of years of hunting and fighting experience... are also -- obviously -- better able to anticipate events.
Dancing Penguin
19-05-2005, 16:02
I hate people who refer to themselves in the third person.
Hey now! Alexander is offenced by that!
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 16:02
I hate people who drive slow in the left lane.
Whispering Legs
19-05-2005, 16:03
I hate people who reply to my comments.
Really? Add another one to your list.
Dancing Penguin
19-05-2005, 16:03
What's your reason for hating all those people? Did each one of them sh*t on you in one point in life? I'm not trying to be a smart-ass.
Good, because I hate smart-asses...
and dumb-asses too, for that matter
Vittos Ordination
19-05-2005, 16:04
I hate people who believe that's my actual name.

I hate people who use aliases.
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 16:04
Really? Add another one to your list.

I hate people who try to make a funny comment when it's obvious it is not.
Whispering Legs
19-05-2005, 16:05
I hate people who use aliases.
I hate irony.
Dancing Penguin
19-05-2005, 16:05
Wow, I'm suddenly overcome by the warm fuzziness of this topic...
Whispering Legs
19-05-2005, 16:06
Wow, I'm suddenly overcome by the warm fuzziness of this topic...
It's nice to know that in a world full of hate, there are still amateurs like Phoebe. That gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.
Dancing Penguin
19-05-2005, 16:06
I hate people who try to make a funny comment when it's obvious it is not.
Here, here!
And people who use said not-funny joke over and over...
Vittos Ordination
19-05-2005, 16:06
I hate warm fuzziness.
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 16:06
Good, because I hate smart-asses...
and dumb-asses too, for that matter

I hate people who think they're comments are clever.
Dancing Penguin
19-05-2005, 16:07
I hate people who think they're comments are clever.
Yeah, I get that a lot...
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 16:07
I hate people who reply to my comments.

Would you rather we all ignored you? Then what's the point of you being here?
Frangland
19-05-2005, 16:07
I hate people who drive slow in the left lane.

amen to that!

i speed, but have never been in a car accident.... insurance folks are baffled. Doesn't speeding arbitrarily equate to bad driving?

lol

i hate it when i'm doing 75 in the left lane and nearly run right into the rear end of someone who's doing 55 or so.. lol... GET OVER OR SPEED UP, LADY!

"Quit tailgating me, a**hole!"
"Then get the f*** out of this lane or step on it!"
hehe
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 16:08
It's nice to know that in a world full of hate, there are still amateurs like Phoebe. That gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.

I hate people who assume things about me.
Fujah
19-05-2005, 16:10
I hate people who assume things about me.

I hate people who hate things without a reason.
Dancing Penguin
19-05-2005, 16:10
I hate that I have chemistry now...
Fujah
19-05-2005, 16:11
I hate my headache.
Dancing Penguin
19-05-2005, 16:12
I hate my headache.
I hate it, too.
Grrr, got to go...
I hate that!
Whispering Legs
19-05-2005, 16:12
I hate people who think they're comments are clever.
I hate cynics who think that they're comptent to judge cleverness.
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 16:12
Would you rather we all ignored you? Then what's the point of you being here?

I'm just listing things I hate. People just feel like they need to reply to what my thoughts are for some reason.
Whispering Legs
19-05-2005, 16:13
I'm just listing things I hate. People just feel like they need to reply to what my thoughts are for some reason.
It's because it's a forum. People post their responses to other people's thoughts for some reason. Go figure.
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 16:14
I hate my headache.

I hate the fact that you have a headache.
Vittos Ordination
19-05-2005, 16:14
I'm just listing things I hate. People just feel like they need to reply to what my thoughts are for some reason.

I hate people who post on a public forum and hate it when someone responds.
Fujah
19-05-2005, 16:15
I hate cynics who think that they're comptent to judge cleverness.

...and funniness

It's because it's a forum. People post their responses to other people's thoughts for some reason. Go figure.

Especially if the thoughts attack you personally.
Whispering Legs
19-05-2005, 16:15
I hate people who hate people who hate people.
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 16:16
I hate people who feel they still need to respond to me.
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 16:16
amen to that!

i speed, but have never been in a car accident.... insurance folks are baffled. Doesn't speeding arbitrarily equate to bad driving?

lol

i hate it when i'm doing 75 in the left lane and nearly run right into the rear end of someone who's doing 55 or so.. lol... GET OVER OR SPEED UP, LADY!

"Quit tailgating me, a**hole!"
"Then get the f*** out of this lane or step on it!"
hehe

Oh, crap. I think my dad was driving that car.
Fujah
19-05-2005, 16:17
I hate the fact that you have a headache.
Why? :p
Whispering Legs
19-05-2005, 16:17
Oh, crap. I think my dad was driving that car.
Tell him that we all hate him.
Vittos Ordination
19-05-2005, 16:17
I hate people who feel they still need to respond to me.

You're a funny girl
Whispering Legs
19-05-2005, 16:19
You're a funny girl
Perhaps her ponytail is too tight.
Mekonia
19-05-2005, 16:19
Do you hate? If so, get it off your chest, here, on the "Things I hate" thread!
I'll start:
People who use "teh" instead of "the".
The "Scroll Lock" Key on my keyboard.
Pat Robertson.
British petrol prices.
People who laugh just because I use DarkBASIC (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=419911&page=1&pp=15) *
People who don't understand how to use the apostrophe (') symbol.
Pop-ups and the companies that advertise with them.
G4.
Reality T.V.
Being forced to learn French for 4 years in high school and not being given a satisfactory reason.
Ikea.
These all make me want to spill my bile! :headbang:

*Sorry for that shameless example of advertising a now dead thread.

We aren't all as type savvy as you.
Granted TEH scroll lock is annoying
Dont' know who Pat is
HAHAHAHA URL
We arent all as educated as some of teh users' on nationstates' and arent' always familar with how to use (')
Pops should be destroyed
You need French, or at least another language. I used to be of the same mentality and gave up Fr in 5th year, now 4 years later I have to take it back up again or I won't get a job in my choosen field
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 16:19
I hate people who speed up when I'm trying to pass them on the road.
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 16:20
Perhaps her ponytail is too tight.

I hate people who assume things.
Damnlefties Dominion
19-05-2005, 16:22
I hate having to do ten sociology and psychology exams this month just because its may... my hand hurts, just because of an average of 2 essays plus short questions per paper...plus all those notes :)

on the other hand, i love nice weather!
Mekonia
19-05-2005, 16:24
I hate having to do ten silly exams this month just because its may... my hand hurts, just because of an average of 2 essays plus short questions per essay...plus all those notes :)

on the other hand, i love nice weather!

I hate damnlefties! Stupid lefthanded communists! Such a mean girl!
Ask her how she likes her 'tea'. Damn vampire
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 16:25
I hate people who think their comments actually have an effect on me
Whispering Legs
19-05-2005, 16:26
I hate people who assume things.
Pot. Kettle. Black.
Damnlefties Dominion
19-05-2005, 16:26
I hate damnlefties!

I hate the fact that i'm related to Mekonia
I think she's the postmans daughter (not a pretty thing to think about, not nice postman!)

P.S. damnlefties kick ass and you know it!
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 16:27
We aren't all as type savvy as you.
Granted TEH scroll lock is annoying
Dont' know who Pat is
HAHAHAHA URL
We arent all as educated as some of teh users' on nationstates' and arent' always familar with how to use (')
Pops should be destroyed
You need French, or at least another language. I used to be of the same mentality and gave up Fr in 5th year, now 4 years later I have to take it back up again or I won't get a job in my choosen field

Ha ha ha!
Although you may be laughing at me, it was still pretty funny!
Pat Robertson is the founder of the Christian Coalition in the U.S, an organisation that has some influence in the Republican party (or so I heard). He belives that only Christians and Jews can run government, and even tried to become president! Type his name into Google, you get a better picture of what type of man he is than what you would get from me. (Whenever someone mentions his name my mouth starts to froth.)
Hagenopolis
19-05-2005, 16:27
first of all can someone explain to me what the heck G4 is an dwhat Ikea is cuz im really confused.

i would have to say that i hate finals in school,
teachers that won't let me take my finals early so i can go hang out with my girlfriend ;) ,
not having a lot of money(don't we all),
and getting a flat tire on my mustang,
and more but i forgot,
but i do like the song "We Didn't Start the Fire" cuz it's the bomb.
haha
Mekonia
19-05-2005, 16:28
I hate the fact that i'm related to Mekonia
I think she's the postmans daughter (not a pretty thing to think about, not nice postman!)

P.S. damnlefties kick ass and you know it!


Damnleftie is not related to me,nor am I the milkman/postman/one night standers daughter.
Damnleftie is like a cookoo. Or fish, they start to smell after a couple of days.

Ask how she likes her tea
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 16:28
Pot. Kettle. Black.

I hate people who think they're little sayings make a point.
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 16:29
I hate papercuts.
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 16:30
I hate working 12 hour shifts.
Damnlefties Dominion
19-05-2005, 16:31
I hate haters.
Mekonia
19-05-2005, 16:32
I hate haters.

Always so negative. Go back to the rock you crawled out of!!!
No one is asking about the tea
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 16:33
I hate haters.
I hate haters of haters. ;)
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 16:35
first of all can someone explain to me what the heck G4 is an dwhat Ikea is cuz im really confused.

G4 is a bunch of 4 men who sing a bastardised form of opera that is the musical equivalent as sodomy (and not in the good sense!). They became famous by losing ITV's "The X Factor" (similar to Pop Idol or American Idol).

Ikea is the infamous sweedish furnature store. Whilst the stuff is great and is cheap in comparison to other stores, the store itsel is wrong and needs to be shut down! I live 10 minutes away from the Glasgow store (the biggest in Britain and 50% of all scottish Ikeas) and it has brought nothing but congestion! :mad:
Aronian States
19-05-2005, 16:36
I hate the hate of those who hate hate. :headbang:
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 16:36
I hate the fact that I have to go. It was fun chatting with you all.
Frangland
19-05-2005, 16:36
G4 is a bunch of 4 men who sing a bastardised form of opera that is the musical equivalent as sodomy (and not in the good sense!). They became famous by losing ITV's "The X Factor" (similar to Pop Idol or American Idol).

Ikea is the infamous sweedish furnature store. Whilst the stuff is great and is cheap in comparison to other stores, the store itsel is wrong and needs to be shut down! I live 10 minutes away from the Glasgow store (the biggest in Britain and 50% of all scottish Ikeas) and it has brought nothing but congestion! :mad:

there's a good sense/case of sodomy?

I hate sodomy!

hehe
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 16:40
there's a good sense/case of sodomy?

I hate sodomy!

hehe

Depends on whether you are the postman or the postbox! :cool:
Whispering Legs
19-05-2005, 16:41
Ikea is the infamous sweedish furnature store. Whilst the stuff is great and is cheap in comparison to other stores, the store itsel is wrong and needs to be shut down! I live 10 minutes away from the Glasgow store (the biggest in Britain and 50% of all scottish Ikeas) and it has brought nothing but congestion! :mad:

I love Ikea. Here in the US, they tend to place them out in the middle of nowhere, far on the outskirts of suburbia, and they have enormous parking lots, so there's no congestion problem.

I don't shop at ANY other furniture store.
Mekonia
19-05-2005, 16:42
Hating the haters of hating haters is just wrong, it brings mass hateration.

I hate you all!
Eutrusca
19-05-2005, 16:43
http://img261.echo.cx/img261/8804/image084mad0rp.jpg

TIN the Pirate sez:

Yarr! That be a mighty fine list me hearty! I hope ye has gotten over this rotten bunch!

Look out! It's Big Brother back for another series! Fire the cannons!

*Launches cannonballs at BB house*
TIN, I know you have aspirations to be a pirate, but you gotta face the facts: you just don't look the part, no matter what you wear! :D
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 16:44
I love Ikea. Here in the US, they tend to place them out in the middle of nowhere, far on the outskirts of suburbia, and they have enormous parking lots, so there's no congestion problem.

I don't shop at ANY other furniture store.

Here in Scotland they shoved it right next to the busiest shopping center and then set up the worst traffic lights ever!

The lights were there to ease congestion at the roundabout due to Ikea-fever, but when it died down all they do is slow you down too much!
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 16:45
TIN, I know you have aspirations to be a pirate, but you gotta face the facts: you just don't look the part, no matter what you wear! :D

To be fair, he can still be a pirate. All he needs is a table and 12 dodgy copies of Half-Life 2!
Fessel
19-05-2005, 16:51
I hate Manchester United, but hey, doesn't everyone?
Fessel
19-05-2005, 16:53
When a new Ikea store opens in Britain, a riot usually ensues. Then after six months of re-planning, it opens again.
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 16:53
I hate Manchester United, but hey, doesn't everyone?

I hate Malcom Glazier!
Carnivorous Lickers
19-05-2005, 17:04
I hate people who drive slow in the left lane.


In New Jersey, that is what is referred to as a "Left Lane Dick". Apparently, Mr.Dick causes a ton of accidents and contributes to many road rage incidents. I hope they catch him.
I hate him.
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 17:06
In New Jersey, that is what is referred to as a "Left Lane Dick". Apparently, Mr.Dick causes a ton of accidents and contributes to many road rage incidents. I hope they catch him.
I hate him.

Left Lane Dick? I've got to use that one!
Carnivorous Lickers
19-05-2005, 17:06
there's a good sense/case of sodomy?

I hate sodomy!

hehe


It depends on which end of the stick you're on. you can love it or hate it.
Fessel
19-05-2005, 17:08
It depends on which end of the stick you're on. you can love it or hate it.

Just like marmite. Which I hate.
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 17:12
Hi guys, I'm back.
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 17:15
Left lane Dick? Sounds like a porn flick to me.
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 17:15
Hi guys, I'm back.

Hello. Found anything else to hate?
PhoebeAnne
19-05-2005, 17:19
Hello. Found anything else to hate?

Yes, I hate that my kid trashed the living room.
The Noble Men
19-05-2005, 17:22
Yes, I hate that my kid trashed the living room.

We've all done that I belive.
Funky Beat
20-05-2005, 01:17
I hate Catalans... it's just that mild, simmering hatred reserved for many Catalans by Castillans... it's not extremist hatred... :p
Commie Catholics
20-05-2005, 01:30
People I don't know
People who don't use capital letters for names
Women who die their hair jet black
Canadians
Irishmen
Nazis
Communists
Anyone in between
My Electronics teacher
My sisters
My family
Smilies
Vin Diesel
Rove McManus
Modern music (except the White Stripes)
People that call me 'Mate' or 'Buddy'
The way Australians are portrayed with that stupid accent
People in general
Kangaroos (I hate kangaroos)
Einsteinian Big-Heads
20-05-2005, 01:42
People I don't know
People who don't use capital letters for names
Women who die their hair jet black
Canadians
Irishmen
Nazis
Communists
Anyone in between
My Electronics teacher
My sisters
My family
Smilies
Vin Diesel
Rove McManus
Modern music (except the White Stripes)
People that call me 'Mate' or 'Buddy'
The way Australians are portrayed with that stupid accent
People in general
Kangaroos (I hate kangaroos)

And Catholics, don't forget Catholics!
Ravea
20-05-2005, 01:59
I hate Light.

*Vampire*
Funky Beat
20-05-2005, 03:25
I hate Light.

*Vampire*

My year 10 mathematics teacher was a vampire... :p
Zotona
20-05-2005, 03:28
I hate Light.

*Vampire*
I hate the sun. *Hisses.*
DoDoBirds
20-05-2005, 03:37
I love flat-screen LCD monitors
:D
New Genoa
20-05-2005, 03:48
Liberals
Environmentalists
PETA
Feminists
Reality TV
American Idol
The OC
"Moral," religious conservatives
People who watch any of the aforementioned
School
Fred Phelps
Kids
"Love"
Romance
Political Correctness
X-Games
The fact that even with 60 channels, there's still nothing good on
People who claim to have so much drama in their lives
People who take relationships too seriously
People who think talking to you a few times qualifies you as a friend, even if you don't WANT to talk to them
People who go to gay-ass parties
Blink 182
Hip-hop
MTV
Mothers against [Insert Generic Thing]
People who think getting dumped when you're 16 is the end of the world
Angsty bitches who think their life is so horrible (waaahh)
Emo
"Save the Rainforests!"
Democrats!!!
Republicans!!!
George W. Bush
My principal
Stupid-ass substance abuse class
Physical "Education"
Golf
Really, really stupid novels that chicks seem to love
Chick-flicks
Stupid PG comedies
Stupid CGI movies like Nemo, Shrek, and all the other five movies that come out on an annual basis
Horror movies
Communists
Anarchists
Socialists
People who constantly complain about how corporate America is oppressing them
People who gloat about Firefox
Complaining whiners
People who whine about homework load
People who try to act nice
The fact that I'm shy around most people pisses me off
The fact that there are not enough Team America, South Park, Monty Python, Clerks, Sin City-movies out in theaters.
Waiting in line for stupid shit
Goths
Stokkersland
20-05-2005, 03:50
I hate
Left-crackpie
People who threaten to move to canada because Bush was elected and didn't move. Did you think that would sway the vote?
people who live in a country they hate
people who complain about a country they live in because the current leader
stupid people
People who think any Communist country that has ever existed was good all current communist govenments SUCK!
People who think Cuba has a good govenment (spend some time there and you will see how bad it)
Liberals
Feminists
Democrats
nazis
most canadians
Pennsilvania
hippies
people who threaten me with eternal damnation
Most rap
posers
gun fearing wussies
most people I know
most people I don't know
fascists
AOL
pop ups
viruses
spam
people who don't understand science
politicaly correct people
people who don't know how to laugh
Catholics
Evanglists
Extremist Islam
Extremist anything
Vegitarians
Pigions
Rednecks
church going god fearing redneck morons
Teenagers who think their life is over after a girlfriend breaks up with them
Sucidal crying whining Teenagers
Goths
Hollywood
Oh and anyone who thinks any Current communist country is better then any other current country is a fucking moron, all current communist countries are corrupt and the peole in the country are suffering any who disagrees with me on this is a moron
much more but I don't feel like listing it
Peechland
20-05-2005, 03:51
<snipity snip>


but you like me right?
New Genoa
20-05-2005, 03:52
but you like me right?

Depends if you fit into the abbridged version of what I hate.
Peechland
20-05-2005, 03:56
Depends if you fit into the abbridged version of what I hate.


hey I thought we were pals

*sulks*
Sdaeriji
20-05-2005, 03:58
hey I thought we were pals

*sulks*

Hey, there you are. I've been waiting for you to post so I could tell you to get back online. I came back right as you signed off. :(
Zotona
20-05-2005, 03:58
I hate
people who live in a country they hate
people who complain about a country they live in because the current leader
In my defense, I really can't help it. I don't have a voice or a choice until I'm at least 18. :(


Okay, the very long list of what I hate:

-When my food touches.
-Homophobes.
-Ultra-conservatives.
-Racist bigots.
-Politicians.
-People who act like "human life" is a big friggin' deal.
-Negative stereotypes.
-Bad jokes.
-Bad "singers".
-Rape/rapists/sex offenders of any kind
-Life
-Men
-People
-Pollution
-The sun
-High-pitched voices
-High-pitched noises
-Bugs
-Bugs crawling on me while I'm trying to sleep
-"Sane" people
-"Normal" people

I'm sure there are more, but that's all I can think of right now.
The undead samuri
20-05-2005, 04:01
i hate people who dont like star wars or for some reason dont understand it.
teachers. :sniper:
foriegn languages(spanish, french, etc.) except for German and japanesse
posers
spammers
white people who think they are black
ninjas
pirates
people who dont agree with me.
and many other things but i just dont want to list them all
Peechland
20-05-2005, 04:04
pirates



Blasphemy!!!!! :eek:
Zotona
20-05-2005, 04:06
Blasphemy!!!!! :eek:
Git 'im, Peech!
Peechland
20-05-2005, 04:09
Git 'im, Peech!


I know! Can you even imagine someone hating pirates? Im so glad LP isnt here to see this


*shields him from the hatred*
Rummania
20-05-2005, 04:11
-mainstream modern music
-people who realize how ignorant and stupid they are, but wallow in it instead of trying to improve themselves
-the drinking age (there are ways to circumvent it, but come on, 21?!?! I'm allowed to f*cking select the leader of the free world, but god help us all if I go into a bar)
-any middle class white person in the developed world who feels they are "unlucky" or "cursed" and wallows in their misery
-the band Sublime I f*cking hate Sublime and the world would not miss 90% of Sublime fans (kill all the worthless stoners from the East Coast bro? that's harsh, man!)
-the price of decent alcohol. A pint of bourbon should not be $6. They call this a free country?!
The Downmarching Void
20-05-2005, 04:49
I hate "Left Lane Specialists" (people who drive only in the left lane) This would be most of the drivers in the USA.
I hate Car Insurance Companies. I think its vile that they are allowed to charge us exhorbitant rates for some thing we have to have in order to legally drive, then do everything in their power not to pay out when someone has an accident and then raise that persons rates even if the accident wasn't their fault to begin with.

I hate Biker Gangs. I hate people who say Biker Gangs "are okay as long as you don't cross them" or that Biker Gang Memebers "are nice guys". They are criminals, they are filth, and anyone who has had any real dealings with them knows this. They are complete scum who use the mystique of their Gangs to get away with prostitution, drug manufacturing, theft and murder. Ultimately they don't even take care of their own, except with a bullet in the back. They kill eachother, what makes you think they won't kill you?

I hate Neo-Nazis who think just because I'm 6'2", blonde and blue eyed, of German background with grandfather who twice won the Iron Cross, that I automaticly agree with their retarded ideas. It was bullshit in the 30s and 40s, its still bullshit now. Both of my grandfather's Iron Crosses were revokes, each on a seperate occassion, because he said as much to the Nazis when they were in power. Thats why I'm so proud of him, not the stupid medals he didn't want to begin with. Go do your silly walk and right-hand twitch somewhere elese, preferably while taking a long walk off of a short pier.
Ralina
20-05-2005, 05:22
I hate females who try to look like Paris Hilton, that skinny crackhoe looks like a walking meatbag of disease and pestilence. Why anyone would TRY to look like that is beyond me.
Legless Pirates
20-05-2005, 12:28
pirates
:mad:

Come and say that here if you dare
Harlesburg
20-05-2005, 12:50
Insert and Delete buttons on the Keyboard
Computer Virus'
Moleland
20-05-2005, 12:58
Insert and Delete buttons on the Keyboard
Computer Virus'

Why do you hate those 2 keys?
Harlesburg
20-05-2005, 13:04
Why do you hate those 2 keys?
sometimes i go to far across and instead of backspaces its like wow i lost all posted after it!

Try it write something long then edit with those bastards! :gundge: :headbang:
Arrh its happening now! :p :sniper:
The Noble Men
20-05-2005, 13:11
I hate the :gundge: smilie.
Harlesburg
20-05-2005, 13:22
I hate Usurper noble men. :gundge: :p :cool:
Dancing Penguin
20-05-2005, 14:55
I hate females who try to look like Paris Hilton, that skinny crackhoe looks like a walking meatbag of disease and pestilence. Why anyone would TRY to look like that is beyond me.
Maybe they get off on that sort of thing...
I hate people who get off on that sort of thing...
Frangland
20-05-2005, 15:03
I hate "Left Lane Specialists" (people who drive only in the left lane) This would be most of the drivers in the USA.
I hate Car Insurance Companies. I think its vile that they are allowed to charge us exhorbitant rates for some thing we have to have in order to legally drive, then do everything in their power not to pay out when someone has an accident and then raise that persons rates even if the accident wasn't their fault to begin with.

I hate Biker Gangs. I hate people who say Biker Gangs "are okay as long as you don't cross them" or that Biker Gang Memebers "are nice guys". They are criminals, they are filth, and anyone who has had any real dealings with them knows this. They are complete scum who use the mystique of their Gangs to get away with prostitution, drug manufacturing, theft and murder. Ultimately they don't even take care of their own, except with a bullet in the back. They kill eachother, what makes you think they won't kill you?

I hate Neo-Nazis who think just because I'm 6'2", blonde and blue eyed, of German background with grandfather who twice won the Iron Cross, that I automaticly agree with their retarded ideas. It was bullshit in the 30s and 40s, its still bullshit now. Both of my grandfather's Iron Crosses were revokes, each on a seperate occassion, because he said as much to the Nazis when they were in power. Thats why I'm so proud of him, not the stupid medals he didn't want to begin with. Go do your silly walk and right-hand twitch somewhere elese, preferably while taking a long walk off of a short pier.

...especially the slow "Left Lane Specialists" who really belong in the right (or a middle...) lane -- the ones who slow down traffic.
Whispering Legs
20-05-2005, 15:05
I hate people who think that the "safety" on their gun really works.
Xenazwolia
20-05-2005, 15:11
I hate stubbing my toe. Especially on items of furniture/corners that have been in the same position for years.
Czardas
20-05-2005, 16:00
Aaaargh!

*dies*

I hate being deadThen don't die.

*remembers immortality is not an option for most people :headbang:*

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Elephantum
20-05-2005, 17:10
What do I hate... Such a long list:

My home computer for not letting me on the forum
Bush
NRA
KKK
White Supremasists
Not spelling things right
Democrats
Rebublicans
Angry Feminists
Ah, hell: people in general
you do realize you spelled Supremacists wrong, right?
Dancing Penguin
20-05-2005, 18:44
Yes, check the thing under that...

I hate people who don't read things fully.
Czardas
20-05-2005, 18:46
I hate the :gundge: smilie.I hate the :fluffle:, the :sniper:, the :mp5:, and the :upyours: smilies in addition to the :gundge:.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
The Noble Men
20-05-2005, 21:01
I hate the :fluffle:, the :sniper:, the :mp5:, and the :upyours: smilies in addition to the :gundge:.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

I've never seen the :upyours: smilie before.
I hate people knowing things I don't.
Whispering Legs
20-05-2005, 21:15
I hate men who like to physically intimidate women. I hate men who abuse women.
The Noble Men
20-05-2005, 21:27
I hate men who like to physically intimidate women. I hate men who abuse women.

As do most men with a trace of humanity.
Ice Hockey Players
20-05-2005, 21:43
Let's see...where should I start?

Women who fake being abused and lie about being abused. Women who claim that being battered is an excuse for murder. Get the damn police involved and get the hell out of there.
People whose most important issue in elections is "moral values." Gee whiz, is it really important to keep gay people from getting married than it is to make sure people have jobs?
Cheaters who try to justify their infidelity. There's no excuse. Leave the person and then go boink someone else.
Employers whose sole concern about an injured employee is when the hell they are coming back to work. Especially when they hound the injured person about coming back and sic their WIFE on the poor person who has probably kept you in business, you heartless bastard.
People who whine and complain about how athletes are overpaid, whiny bastards while completely overlooking, even glorifying, the scum in Hollywood that does jack-shit and gets paid every bit as much as pro athletes. And tell me what the hell Paris Hilton is famous for? I will pay a whiny, disgruntled bastard like Barry Bonds a shitload of money way before I would pay Paris Hilton a fucking dime.
My bastard employers who refused to give me Father's Day off when I asked for it off TWO MONTHS in advance, which is as far ahead as I can ask for it, and asked for one lousy day off. Without pay, even. And they said no. Assholes. And then they wouldn't even post my cover request on their homepage like they do with everyone else. The bastards are trying to screw me over. Me. Personally. And don't tell me otherwise.
Customer service people who screw me over at every opportunity, are plain rude and condescending, and practicalyl get rewarded for things i would get fired for. Why the hell is it that I risk my job for things that people do in other jobs without batting an eyelash? If our software crashed someone's PC and I sat and coldly told a customer, "There's nothing we can do" over and over, I would get fired. Yet some bitch at a Ford dealership told me that after her company's crappy rental car left my fiancee stranded. She gave me NO options. Nothing. She didn't even offer to let me speak to someone who COULD help. And then she had the nerve to tell me to "calm down." Fuck you, you dumb bitch. Fuck you dead.
Parents whose sole goal in life is grandchildren. Gee, never mind the fact that your son makes $60,000 a year and helps people. The hell with the fact that he's happy and lives on his own. Of course we can overlook that he's likeable and has lots of friends. He's single and childless, therefore he's a failure.
The Noble Men
20-05-2005, 21:54
I will pay a whiny, disgruntled bastard like Barry Bonds a shitload of money way before I would pay Paris Hilton a fucking dime.


I'm a whiny, digruntled bastard, can I have a shitload of money? Just a joke.

I hate lads magazines like FHM. That said, the closest thing to a magazine for real men is "Men's Health". Which is a load of wank. What man buys a magazine with a black and white picture of a man on it? The nearest thing to a real mens' magazine is this website (http://www.askmen.com/)!
Ice Hockey Players
20-05-2005, 21:57
I'm a whiny, digruntled bastard, can I have a shitload of money? Just a joke.

I hate lads magazines like FHM. That said, the closest thing to a magazine for real men is "Men's Health". Which is a load of wank. What man buys a magazine with a black and white picture of a man on it? The nearest thing to a real mens' magazine is this website (http://www.askmen.com/)!

Sure, here's a shitload of money. Or a moneyload of shit. Not sure which.

And if FHM is a shitty magazine, then Cosmopolitan is a shitty girls' magazine. Always remember to be an equal-opportunity shit-buster. Because they are about the same degree of shit. I should know; my fiancee subscribes to Cosmo, which has a lot of shit in it to go with the shit that's in FHM.

OK, how many times did I use the word "shit" in this post?
The Noble Men
20-05-2005, 22:02
Sure, here's a shitload of money. Or a moneyload of shit. Not sure which.

And if FHM is a shitty magazine, then Cosmopolitan is a shitty girls' magazine. Always remember to be an equal-opportunity shit-buster. Because they are about the same degree of shit. I should know; my fiancee subscribes to Cosmo, which has a lot of shit in it to go with the shit that's in FHM.

OK, how many times did I use the word "shit" in this post?

9 times, including words like "shitty". Since I've not read Cosmo in over 5 years (the last time my mother bought it), it slipped my mind. Personally, I see both magazines as 2 sides of the same coin. Can't have one without the other. Unfortunately.
The Chaos Sentinels
20-05-2005, 22:05
Drama people; specifically those with delusions of grandeur or truly believe that they will be a big star someday, and as such require more attention from anyone they see than anyone they know. Or dont know.

I hate people who spread rumors of famous people-- all those celebrity gossip shows or tabloids. I mean WTF!!!! They're actors! They have lives. I think you wouldn't do it if somebody paid for rumors about you. Likewise I HATE the poeple that follow them. What does that get you? If you're one of these, tell me what benefits you get from following every detail about the lives of some famous person. Tell me.

And reality shows. You win! You get 15 misutes of fame! You are so great! And when your time is up, you are forgotten; your money spent. All the rest of your life you will boast of how you won some reality show and you will join the endless ranks of others who did the same; that think that that is truly something.

Smart-alecks or people who read the facts but do not analyze them. If you want to know why..... too bad. Figure it out yourself.
The Noble Men
20-05-2005, 22:17
Drama people; specifically those with delusions of grandeur or truly believe that they will be a big star someday, and as such require more attention from anyone they see than anyone they know. Or dont know.

I hate amatuer dramatics. Waving one arm up in the air, going in to far too deep a voice then saying "hello". It sickens me. And people love this? Sick!
Sheltered reality
20-05-2005, 22:39
Dude,where is the love man *peace* :mp5:
The Noble Men
20-05-2005, 22:43
Dude,where is the love man *peace* :mp5:

In another thread. Hint: this thread is called "Things I Hate", not "Things I love".
Sheltered reality
20-05-2005, 22:52
O.K,then,then I think there's some people we all missed: Britney Spears,and Cher.They should bolth just DIE!!!!!!! :mp5:
The Noble Men
20-05-2005, 22:56
Don't forget Paris Hilton!
Kroisistan
20-05-2005, 23:28
I try not to hate, it leads to terrible things and it's really something mankind needs a handle on.

That being said, I severely dislike the following -

Social Conservatives
Moralists of ANY religion
Christians who have perverted Christ's message - he said love thy neighbour, not hate sex, communists and gay people... read the damn bible, NT
Nationalists/Jingoists/Extreme Patriots
Most everything about the US *raises anti-flame shield*
The fact that I live in the US
President Bush, except the mission to mars thing that he said once and never really brought up again... that was kinda cool and took some balls
People who cannot or will not tell the difference between Communist(read USSR style Stalinist) and Democratic Socialist
Those stalinists who ruined the name of communsim, marxism and socialism by hiding behind those doctrines while establishing a fascist state
People who hate socialists
People who call being taxed so others can LIVE being robbed
People who think economic "freedom" is more important than the lives and wellbeing of their fellow man
Most major corporations
the Greed motive, and it's unshakeable throathold on people's actions
PETA... I may be left wing, but I hate fu*king PETA... fix man-man problems first, then we work on man-animal
People who think that sex is evil/immoral
People who think that knowledge of sex will somehow destroy the fragile minds of children, leaving them empty vacant shells of people
People who save sex to marriage. I can't find a good reason for that, no matter how hard and long ;) I try.
Nascar, and Nascar lovers, and people who seem to know everything about the drivers.
I dislike the US armed forces as of now, especially in light of all the abuse allegations
Army people who claim to be doing it for me, or claim that militarism is the price of democracy
Pop Music
Dial-up internet. My school has it.... it makes me so maddd... so frustrating *head explodes*

And that's it. :) I dislike some more than others, but that's the general picture.
Czardas
21-05-2005, 03:33
I try not to hate, it leads to terrible things and it's really something mankind needs a handle on.

That being said, I severely dislike the following -

Social Conservatives
Moralists of ANY religion
Christians who have perverted Christ's message - he said love thy neighbour, not hate sex, communists and gay people... read the damn bible, NT
Nationalists/Jingoists/Extreme Patriots
Most everything about the US *raises anti-flame shield*
The fact that I live in the US
President Bush, except the mission to mars thing that he said once and never really brought up again... that was kinda cool and took some balls
People who cannot or will not tell the difference between Communist(read USSR style Stalinist) and Democratic Socialist
Those stalinists who ruined the name of communsim, marxism and socialism by hiding behind those doctrines while establishing a fascist state
People who hate socialists
People who call being taxed so others can LIVE being robbed
People who think economic "freedom" is more important than the lives and wellbeing of their fellow man
Most major corporations
the Greed motive, and it's unshakeable throathold on people's actions
PETA... I may be left wing, but I hate fu*king PETA... fix man-man problems first, then we work on man-animal
People who think that sex is evil/immoral
People who think that knowledge of sex will somehow destroy the fragile minds of children, leaving them empty vacant shells of people
People who save sex to marriage. I can't find a good reason for that, no matter how hard and long ;) I try.
Nascar, and Nascar lovers, and people who seem to know everything about the drivers.
I dislike the US armed forces as of now, especially in light of all the abuse allegations
Army people who claim to be doing it for me, or claim that militarism is the price of democracy
Pop Music
Dial-up internet. My school has it.... it makes me so maddd... so frustrating *head explodes*

And that's it. :) I dislike some more than others, but that's the general picture.I hate all of those things too! But since you thought of all of them, I hate you, too. :)

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Sheltered reality
21-05-2005, 03:50
Don't forget Paris Hilton!
Very,very good point. :mp5:
Dukeses
21-05-2005, 03:51
I hate...

The social group called "skaters" who thinks they're tough and hardcore and punk...errr...
Womanizers, whores, demorcrats, preps, rich people,
teenagers in general(yes, I hate my own age group. We're so freaking stupid!),
white people who think they're black, Paris Hilton(guess that goes with "whores"), The Chicago Cubs.

There's a ton more, but that's all that I can think of right now.
Sheltered reality
21-05-2005, 03:52
BRITNEY SPEARS,CHERE,AND PARIS HILTON GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mp5:
New Genoa
21-05-2005, 04:23
Dude,where is the love man *peace* :mp5:

I hate peace. And I hate people who blather about "peace and love" and "united under equality" and anyone who basically believes we should either: A) blame Christians or B) blame mega-corporations

Oh, and I also hate Orlando Bloom, commercials, and Chappelle's Show in addition my other list.
Kroisistan
21-05-2005, 04:29
BRITNEY SPEARS,CHERE,AND PARIS HILTON GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mp5:

Did I mention people who use such big type that they stretch the freaking page out...
Bonferoni
21-05-2005, 04:34
people that drive in the left lane the same speed as the traffic in the right lane so you can't pass
stomach aches
stereotypes
Calpe
21-05-2005, 04:47
-not beeing immortal
-that smoking kills because i smoke 3 packs/day :p
-laptop keyboards
-Titanic, the movie
-not having a sci-fi channel in Romania :mad:
Zotona
21-05-2005, 04:49
-not beeing immortal
[snip]

You can be Amy Lee's immortal:
You used to captivate me
By your resonating light
Now I'm bound by the life you've left behind
Your face it haunts
My once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away
All the sanity in me
Sheltered reality
21-05-2005, 15:50
Did I mention people who use such big type that they stretch the freaking page out...
Get used to it :p :mp5:
FairyTInkArisen
21-05-2005, 15:52
that stupid crazy frog thing, someone should stab the little bastard :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:
Monkeypimp
21-05-2005, 15:54
that stupid crazy frog thing, someone should stab the little bastard :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

The who and the what now?
FairyTInkArisen
21-05-2005, 16:00
The who and the what now?
it's this really annoying ringtone thing, some little frog thing on an invisible motorbike making the most annoying sound ever! i can't find a thing with the image but you can hear it here: http://www.jamster.co.uk/jiw/slp.do?XY=Qo9MyUq6eL|8878335905177428393/168428301/6/8701/8701/8702/8702/8701/-1&doc=l_01396882&contentType=9#
just click on preview. and now they've started making remixes of it :headbang:
Cuzzbin
21-05-2005, 16:09
I hate;

The French
Leonardo Di Caprio
The Labour Party
Manchester United
F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Will & Grace
Sex & The City
Reality TV
Shower Caps
Busted
Rap Music
Graham Norton
Insurance and Compensation Adverts
David Blaine
And too much more to mention
Left-crackpie
21-05-2005, 16:16
Wasn't there another thread like this? Well who cares, I'll post in it anyway.

I hate:

Flamers
Idiots
Humans
Spammers
Conservatives
Fundamentalists
Extremists
Authoritarians
Construction workers
Construction
Noise
Loud noise
The fluffle smiley
Anyone who over-uses the fluffle smiley
People who don't understand me
People who are indifferent to me
People who don't allow me to do whatever I want whenever I want
Dial-up internet connections
Strict teachers
Commercialization
The Bush Administration

Hmmm...That's all I can think of now, but there are probably more.


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

those are not bad, but you forgot
-The clinton administration
-Jane fonda
Jenifer Lopex
-the Duff sisters
-the simpsons sisters-
-people who call friends "the funniest show ever"
-Political correctness
-hippies
-Moral authoritarianism
-Creationism
-creationism
-creationism
-racism
-creationism
-children
-people who dont like maddox
-people who dont like tucker max
-women who wont sleep with me just because Im an asshole.
Left-crackpie
21-05-2005, 16:19
I hate;

The French
Leonardo Di Caprio
The Labour Party
Manchester United
F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Will & Grace
Sex & The City
Reality TV
Shower Caps
Busted
Rap Music
Graham Norton
Insurance and Compensation Adverts
David Blaine
And too much more to mention
as a (the only) member of the red army, Conn division:
Fuck you hippie!!
SimNewtonia
21-05-2005, 16:19
it's this really annoying ringtone thing, some little frog thing on an invisible motorbike making the most annoying sound ever! i can't find a thing with the image but you can hear it here: http://www.jamster.co.uk/jiw/slp.do?XY=Qo9MyUq6eL|8878335905177428393/168428301/6/8701/8701/8702/8702/8701/-1&doc=l_01396882&contentType=9#
just click on preview. and now they've started making remixes of it :headbang:

Unfortunately they have that here too. In fact there's a plague of these sorts of things in Australia. :headbang:

The other thing I don't like is people typing in all caps unless they actually are annoyed or pissed off or trying to emphasise a point.
FairyTInkArisen
21-05-2005, 16:21
Unfortunately they have that here too. In fact there's a plague of these sorts of things in Australia. :headbang:

The other thing I don't like is people typing in all caps unless they actually are annoyed or pissed off or trying to emphasise a point.
do you have the chick things and the hamster and the dragon? i hate them all
Cuzzbin
21-05-2005, 16:23
as a (the only) member of the red army, Conn division:
Fuck you hippie!!

AH! A moron!! I should have known, when I said I hated the Labour Party he called me a Hippie. This fool should realise, I AM A MEMBER OF THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY, DIPSHIT!!!
SimNewtonia
21-05-2005, 16:33
do you have the chick things and the hamster and the dragon? i hate them all

Oh, we get all those "txt me now 1999 (insert other 4 digits here)and, we've just started getting the dragon thing. It's even worse than the frog, which doesn't even look remotely like a frog!

Fortunately, I don't watch much TV.
Left-crackpie
21-05-2005, 17:35
AH! A moron!! I should have known, when I said I hated the Labour Party he called me a Hippie. This fool should realise, I AM A MEMBER OF THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY, DIPSHIT!!!
So??
I know a lot of right-wing hippies, being part of the liberal democrats(not officially), I see a lot of ultra-libertarian assholes that are still hippies.
Besides, I have given a new meaning to the word hippie:
everyone who disagrees with me
New Genoa
21-05-2005, 17:36
So??
I know a lot of right-wing hippies, being part of the liberal democrats(not officially), I see a lot of ultra-libertarian assholes that are still hippies.
Besides, I have given a new meaning to the word hippie:
everyone who disagrees with me

Like Cartman. Kickass.
Stokkersland
21-05-2005, 18:11
Left Crackpie you are a fucking moron, hippies are liberals you dumbass hippies are the lazy children of the rich who want peace and love, and don't try a say that there are hippie right wing people, you are full of shit. Fucking moron
Hampshirebury
21-05-2005, 18:44
Little kids who tell everybody they're punk, while they listen to Britney Spears and shitty pop singers.

People who ridicule Danny Elfman's music just because he never had any formal training. (He's a really nice guy, too)

People who hate vegetarians even when they don't go around shouting "meat is murder" or yelling at people for the hamburger in their hands.

Nazis and anti-semites

People who mock me about my weight

When people owe me money yet they still ask and get mad when you refuse

writers block

Wen PPL typ lik dys 2 b k00l
Paradiszia
21-05-2005, 19:03
I hate Protestantism. I have studied with an open mind about it, and I have decided I don't like it.

I hate people how say "wha" instead of "what" also.
New Genoa
21-05-2005, 20:20
I hate Protestantism. I have studied with an open mind about it, and I have decided I don't like it.

I hate people how say "wha" instead of "what" also.

what about when people type like this:

"whts ur nme heh how r u doin im lvin mah life 2 the fullst"
Funky Beat
22-05-2005, 01:18
what about when people type like this:

"whts ur nme heh how r u doin im lvin mah life 2 the fullst"

Urrrghhh... I hate that as well :mad:

It seems that people are getting too lazy to write properly...