Butt Breeze.
Lunatic Goofballs
19-05-2005, 00:37
No, it's not flatulence. Sorry. For that, check out the political debate threads. :D
I'm just here to voice an observation, forward an idea and enlist some help.
First the observation: Have you ever stood naked in front of a fan so the cool breeze caresses your naked buttocks? Doesn't it feel goooood! Hell, it's possibly one of the most satisfying feelings that nature has yet to produce in a human being. If you haven't, I suggest strongly that you try it(Warning: Very addictive).
Now the idea: What if we could enjoy that sensation all the time? It'd be like a personal air conditioner. But better. All we have to do is figure out how to build a fan into a pair of pants.
Now the request for help: How do we do that? I mean, the fan part would be easy. There are portable battery powered fans all over the place. The problem is sitting down. How do we make a fan either: A) flexible enough to comfortably sit on or B) One that'll shift easily out of the way for convenient seating?
Any ideas?
Krilliopollis
19-05-2005, 00:44
Go smoke some more reefer dude. Oh and don't let your danglers get caught in the fan. :rolleyes:
Keruvalia
19-05-2005, 00:46
Go smoke some more reefer dude.
Lunatic Goofballs doesn't do drugs.
Lunatic Goofballs is drugs.
Lunatic Goofballs
19-05-2005, 00:47
Go smoke some more reefer dude. Oh and don't let your danglers get caught in the fan. :rolleyes:
YAY! :D
It has always been my life's preoccupation to make certain that people could look back on the details of my life and be amazed that I never did drugs. :D
Lunatic Goofballs
19-05-2005, 00:47
Lunatic Goofballs doesn't do drugs.
Lunatic Goofballs is drugs.
YAY! :D
Lacadaemon
19-05-2005, 00:50
No, it's not flatulence. Sorry. For that, check out the political debate threads. :D
I'm just here to voice an observation, forward an idea and enlist some help.
First the observation: Have you ever stood naked in front of a fan so the cool breeze caresses your naked buttocks? Doesn't it feel goooood! Hell, it's possibly one of the most satisfying feelings that nature has yet to produce in a human being. If you haven't, I suggest strongly that you try it(Warning: Very addictive).
Now the idea: What if we could enjoy that sensation all the time? It'd be like a personal air conditioner. But better. All we have to do is figure out how to build a fan into a pair of pants.
Now the request for help: How do we do that? I mean, the fan part would be easy. There are portable battery powered fans all over the place. The problem is sitting down. How do we make a fan either: A) flexible enough to comfortably sit on or B) One that'll shift easily out of the way for convenient seating?
Any ideas?
The scots have beaten you too it. It's called a kilt. :)
Krilliopollis
19-05-2005, 01:01
YAY! :D
It has always been my life's preoccupation to make certain that people could look back on the details of my life and be amazed that I never did drugs. :D
BWahahahahahahahaha. There should be more people like you. I was really j/k when I said that earlier. Thanks for this quite origional post! :eek:
Lunatic Goofballs
19-05-2005, 01:10
BWahahahahahahahaha. There should be more people like you. I was really j/k when I said that earlier. Thanks for this quite origional post! :eek:
No offense taken. ANd there are many opinions of what would happen if there were more people like me. All of them rather apocalyptic. :)
Kervoskia
19-05-2005, 01:10
I like this idea. My factories will begin production immediately!
Hyperslackovicznia
19-05-2005, 01:22
This isn't so far fetched. They came up with those solar powered fan hats for golfers, which double as little umbrellas.
Pitch it to 3-M! :D
Many entrepreneurs have been called crazy, until their product hits the market. ;)
Lunatic Goofballs
19-05-2005, 01:51
This isn't so far fetched. They came up with those solar powered fan hats for golfers, which double as little umbrellas.
Pitch it to 3-M! :D
Many entrepreneurs have been called crazy, until their product hits the market. ;)
Can I still be crazy even if I make a ton of money? Or do I have to upgrade to eccentric?
Can I still be crazy even if I make a ton of money? Or do I have to upgrade to eccentric?
Why can't you be both?
:D
Kuroi Hiryuu Joouheika
19-05-2005, 02:11
Why can't you be both?
:D
I think one is just a more subdued way of saying the other... I've been called eccentric all my life. Come to think of it, I've been called crazy too. And I'm entrepreneurial material! I've come up with some great ideas 10 YEARS before they hit the market! Like those boxes of tampons that have more than one size in them. You used to have to buy boxes of all sizes, and now they come in one box. I came up with that idea at least ten years before I saw it!
No offense taken. ANd there are many opinions of what would happen if there were more people like me. All of them rather apocalyptic. :)If there were more people like you, I probably would have to leave the forums in order to use the bathroom. And not come back. For a long time. ;)
~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Armandian Cheese
19-05-2005, 02:46
AGHH! Wrong image in my head! Naked buttocks caressed gently by breeze? Just...eww....
Lukewarm Monetarists
19-05-2005, 02:49
AGHH! Wrong image in my head! Naked buttocks caressed gently by breeze? Just...eww....
Come now, its not that horrible.
AGHH! Wrong image in my head! Naked buttocks caressed gently by breeze? Just...eww....
Sadly, that's exactly what I pictured...
Can I still be crazy even if I make a ton of money? Or do I have to upgrade to eccentric?
No. You do not get to upgrade to eccentric. You get to upgrade two steps, crazy->eccentric->genius.
Lunatic Goofballs
19-05-2005, 03:14
No. You do not get to upgrade to eccentric. You get to upgrade two steps, crazy->eccentric->genius.
What about 'mad genius'?
What about 'mad genius'?
Close enough
Lunatic Goofballs
20-05-2005, 01:58
Close enough
If it'll help complete the image, I'll build a dungeon in my palatial estate and keep a laboratory in it. :)
If it'll help complete the image, I'll build a dungeon in my palatial estate and keep a laboratory in it. :)
Can I be the evil warden?
Harlesburg
21-05-2005, 06:20
The fan could be in the lower pant and gets pushed up by many tubes towards the desired area! ;)
And maybe it could start a bellbottom revival-ah funny a pun. :rolleyes:
The fan could be in the lower pant and gets pushed up by many tubes towards the desired area! ;)
And maybe it could start a bellbottom revival-ah funny a pun. :rolleyes:
O.o
Harlesburg
21-05-2005, 06:34
O.o
What your surprised i solved the problem?
Or created a new one Bell Bottoms?.............
Damn Bellbottoms coming in useful for a change! :gundge:
Thats why i went to School for so long to solve this scurge of a problem for man kind,id always thought it was to eat my lunch but no it was to design an arse fan system!
The Downmarching Void
21-05-2005, 06:54
Can I still be crazy even if I make a ton of money? Or do I have to upgrade to eccentric?
Well, personally, I've always said I wished I had the money to be eccentric, instead of just bloody crazy.
With wealth, an automatic upgrade comes, from crazy to eccentric. You have more money to express your lunacy. If ever I make millions, I'll make it my mission to weird up the world to a level at least on the the same page with my own lunacy. The rest of the world deserves to have as much fun as I do. Anyone who objects will be disappeared, to have their brains transplanted into farm animals, then sold to whorehouses in the mid-west.
Sadly, that's exactly what I pictured...
Is it bad or good that I'm not getting/seeing this?
Lunatic Goofballs
21-05-2005, 11:37
Well, personally, I've always said I wished I had the money to be eccentric, instead of just bloody crazy.
With wealth, an automatic upgrade comes, from crazy to eccentric. You have more money to express your lunacy. If ever I make millions, I'll make it my mission to weird up the world to a level at least on the the same page with my own lunacy. The rest of the world deserves to have as much fun as I do. Anyone who objects will be disappeared, to have their brains transplanted into farm animals, then sold to whorehouses in the mid-west.
YAY! :D
Harlesburg
21-05-2005, 11:41
LG did i solve the design problem or create a new one! :confused:
Lunatic Goofballs
21-05-2005, 11:42
LG did i solve the design problem or create a new one! :confused:
It's an interesting idea to say the least. Some people might not feel comfortable with the idea of tubes blowing air up their pants. But personally, I'm okay with it. :)
Lunatic Goofballs doesn't do drugs.
Lunatic Goofballs is drugs.
I'd smoke LG :p ;)
Chicken pi
21-05-2005, 12:04
AGHH! Wrong image in my head! Naked buttocks caressed gently by breeze? Just...eww....
Ass hair rustling in the wind...
Just making the mental image a little worse. :)
Harlesburg
21-05-2005, 12:06
It's an interesting idea to say the least. Some people might not feel comfortable with the idea of tubes blowing air up their pants. But personally, I'm okay with it. :)
well fans tubes Potato Tomato right?
Daistallia 2104
21-05-2005, 12:09
I'd smoke LG :p ;)
I'm *almost* afraid to suggest it, but woudn't mainlining LG be a better kick?
As for butt fans, why not develop both models?