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I thought this would be interesting. Post any records here concerning NationStates or the General forum. For example, most puppets banned. It must be a proven record or at aleast close to one.

I say Tinks post count ......her current one plus her count before she was deleted....that must be what? 20k plus posts?

Also the ratio of "views" to "replies" in all the kazoo threads..........you bunch of voyers you. ;)

I win the "most posts made by Santa Barbara" award.

I nominate dear old Commando for most times forum banned, how many puppets? 10, 11?

I nominate myself for Godliest god (of the second base-13).

I nominate myself for Godliest god (of the second base-13).


hey sweetcakes- you should be nominated for funniest bad ass. :fluffle:

I nominate Drunk Commies for Best Puppet Trolling Ever!

(He was jesusaves, I believe)

I bet I win the "Largest percentage of all threads posted by an individual w/ poll included"

(It's gotta be something like 93% or more of all my threads that have polls included. :D )

I figure that I hold the record for "The most posts in NS General for any person living in Brazil". Any challenges?

I nominate myself for the 'Most likely to be found beaten to death, in a compromising sexual position, or both."

I nominate dear old Commando for most times forum banned, how many puppets? 10, 11?
As far as I know, he's only had 6 incarnations, unless he had some before "Commando2". (I believe someone said that "Commando" was not him.)

But check out this guy:
http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Eireann_Shamrock

I'll bet I hold the record for "Saying 'Muffin!' the most on NS.

MUFFIN!

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I'd have to say I'm the most skilled Necromancer on the forums. Most definately.

I'd have to say I'm the most skilled Necromancer on the forums. Most definately.
Powers now you have got?

Powers now you have got?
Well, I don't think there are many who would care to claim that title away, and I did start the Ask a Necromancer thread (see my sig).

I'd like to clear a few things up to the best of my ability.

The highest post count, if you take into consideration the purges on the old forum, would either be Parratoga or North-Eastern Europe. Parratoga had 14,000 before she died from inactivity, and probably lost a good 6 or 7 thousand to spam purges, and NEE had around 18,000, but likely lost a fair bit less than Parratoga. Tink, with her two accounts and purge losses, probably nets somewhere in the 16k, 17k range. She'll likely pass those two for most combined posts, but not yet.

Most puppets, I would hazard a guess would either be Eireann Shamrock, or the infamous Michael Jackson. I doubt the moderators would be willing to release how many Michael Jackson puppets were dealt with in total, but he was such a menace on this forum that Max Barry had to shut off NationStates access for a good portion of New Zealand for a while as a result. Ask Monkeypimp about that one.

The other categories are more opinion than actual fact, but I wanted to speak about those two nominations.

Most puppets, I would hazard a guess would either be Eireann Shamrock, or the infamous Michael Jackson. I doubt the moderators would be willing to release how many Michael Jackson puppets were dealt with in total, but he was such a menace on this forum that Max Barry had to shut off NationStates access for a good portion of New Zealand for a while as a result. Ask Monkeypimp about that one.


the entire Paradise.net.nz ISP was blocked from the nationstates.net site. Luckily I always went directly to the forums rather than through my nation, so I had the address of the forums and could still get on. Later someone showed me an article on the New Zealand Heralds website (the main newspaper in Auckland) which I in turn showed to the forums about the incident.

the entire Paradise.net.nz ISP was blocked from the nationstates.net site. Luckily I always went directly to the forums rather than through my nation, so I had the address of the forums and could still get on. Later someone showed me an article on the New Zealand Heralds website (the main newspaper in Auckland) which I in turn showed to the forums about the incident.

I remember the article. Max played hardball with your ISP and won. And rightfully so.

Michael Jackson was such a menace on this forum that Max Barry had to shut off NationStates access for a good portion of New Zealand for a while as a result

:eek: :( :gundge:
Did the NZers loose any account info? If something simular happened would it happen again? :confused: :(

the entire Paradise.net.nz ISP was blocked from the nationstates.net site.

:eek: I use paradise, hopefully it doesnt happen again

*cries*

:eek: I use paradise, hopefully it doesnt happen again

*cries*

As I understand, Max made them change the way they distribute IPs. And made them give up the Michael Jackson spammer's ID for (I think) law enforcement agencies. Technically, I believe it could occur again to any dial-up ISP. But I am not an expert on such matters, so don't take my word as gospel.

As I understand, Max made them change the way they distribute IPs. And made them give up the Michael Jackson spammer's ID for (I think) law enforcement agencies. Technically, I believe it could occur again to any dial-up ISP. But I am not an expert on such matters, so don't take my word as gospel.

Max made them change how they distribute them?? :eek:

Amazing, how did he do that? bussineses usually wont change for anything

ooh, oh - i nominate myself for most totally unnecessary. im a shoe in. look at my posts, i sneak on once in awhile to make some pointless comment, then i leave.

Yeah I think they changed in the end. They weren't all that happy about doing it though. Luckily I had one of the mods put me in vacation mode.

I wonder if I have the record for most puppets. I created 128 nations, including this one, most of which died from inactivity.


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Most drooled over mod: Myrth with 2348.74 gallons

Most drooled over mod: Myrth with 2348.74 gallons

I read that and smiled.



You win 'Poster of the year' award.

Without a doubt the most notorious flamer among the old schoolers is Marathon

Most banned user is Eire Shamrock with 32 incarnations according to NSwiki if my eyes haven't failed me.

I am the sexiest guy on NS. Easy.

I wonder if I have the record for most puppets. I created 128 nations, including this one, most of which died from inactivity.


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Well, there was one thing that somebody (I think it was Fris) linked to, where a guy made a region full of hundreds of puppets, and then just let them all die.
I'll see if I can find that.

I nominate Drunk Commies for Best Puppet Trolling Ever!

(He was jesusaves, I believe)
He was indeed Jesussaves, and he thanks you for your nomination.

I am the sexiest guy on NS. Easy.


no..........i am

no..........i am

Peech has the big one :eek:

The All Blacks are Crap!
Bunch of lice infested sell outs!
Most eratic posts.

Most puppets, I would hazard a guess would either be Eireann Shamrock, or the infamous Michael Jackson. I doubt the moderators would be willing to release how many Michael Jackson puppets were dealt with in total, but he was such a menace on this forum that Max Barry had to shut off NationStates access for a good portion of New Zealand for a while as a result. Ask Monkeypimp about that one.

The other categories are more opinion than actual fact, but I wanted to speak about those two nominations.
So is this why i love New Zealand?
Damn i wish i knew more!

I wonder if I have the record for most puppets. I created 128 nations, including this one, most of which died from inactivity.


~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

I have created 547 nations (one being my main nation, of course) to the date.
Most of them are still around, only three have been retired perminently - ok, I'm bringing them back to NS once one of these days.
Three nations have been given away as gifts so I actively control about 541 nations atm.
From those I still control maybe about a half of dozen have ceased to exist but they are coming back as soon as the mods see my report.

I've been planning to make a thread in Gameplay with a nation to find other puppet masters for a quite sometime but I haven't been into the hunt yet.
It'd be interesting to see if any old-timer puppet masters will turn up too. Qaaolchoura's visits are quite random, yet eagerly waited :)
Dog Lake/Crazy Kitty must have hundreds of nations too, to name a few of the larger puppet masters.
I know plenty of people who has or have had over 200 nations in the past.

Yes, being a big time puppet master takes alot of patience, time and making sure you have boring enough RL :p

Well, there was one thing that somebody (I think it was Fris) linked to, where a guy made a region full of hundreds of puppets, and then just let them all die.
I'll see if I can find that.
Here's the two I recall from the near-past

The Moderation thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416797)

The Technical thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=418281)

I don't know, I think CrazyGirl might hold the record for the most puppets.

As for the most deleted nation, Beeker got deleted a lot?

I have created 547 nations (one being my main nation, of course) to the date.
Most of them are still around, only three have been retired perminently - ok, I'm bringing them back to NS once one of these days.
Three nations have been given away as gifts so I actively control about 541 nations atm.
From those I still control maybe about a half of dozen have ceased to exist but they are coming back as soon as the mods see my report.

I've been planning to make a thread in Gameplay with a nation to find other puppet masters for a quite sometime but I haven't been into the hunt yet.
It'd be interesting to see if any old-timer puppet masters will turn up too. Qaaolchoura's visits are quite random, yet eagerly waited :)
Dog Lake/Lady Kitty must have hundreds of nations too, to name a few of the larger puppet masters.
I know plenty of people who has or have had over 200 nations in the past.

Yes, being a big time puppet master takes alot of patience, time and making sure you have boring enough RL :p
Wow. How do you remember all the names?

And btw, I also created about 60 experimental nations...none of which really "count" as I never did anything with them.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

CrazyGirl had about 220-240 nations at her best time.

Czardas, I have a list ;)
Sure, every nation counts, that's why Qaaol had so many because he tested how to create different kinds of nations.

I vote myself for most prolific NS picture drawers with.... "several"* bearing my name. I also used to be in most peoples signatures, but I believe Tink now has that honour. I also believe that I am most unknown person on NS, easily pummelling CToaN into submission by the sheer strength of my non-entity.

*by several, I believe the accurate number is 72. In any case it's near 70, and with photobucket currently down I can't take an accurate check.

I think I would in any case win quite a few awards.

"Most posts made by a non-Earthling";
"Most posts made by Czardas";
"Most posts made by the Supreme Ruler of the Universe";
"Most times having had made a post with this exact text in it";
...and countless others.

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

At any given time I have around 30-60 nations in existence. I am on a project now to create 500 nations to explore every region in the world to create, well thats of no conern. After which I will let them die.

At any given time I have around 30-60 nations in existence. I am on a project now to create 500 nations to explore every region in the world to create, well thats of no conern. After which I will let them die.

If you don't mind me asking but why do you need to create 500 nations to explore all the regions? To make the project go faster? :confused:

If you don't mind me asking but why do you need to create 500 nations to explore all the regions? To make the project go faster? :confused:
Yes, and summer is almost here.

Oh, and I'd probably win another award: most posts saying "Ha"

I have about 60-70 with just the word "Ha" in them. ;)

~Czardas, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

i nominate me for longest sustained fluffling.
with tink;)

there have been times when its gone on for pages... :D



of course she wins Fluffle Master, but thats obvious and already been said i'm sure

i nominate me for longest sustained fluffling.
with tink;)

there have been times when its gone on for pages... :D



of course she wins Fluffle Master, but thats obvious and already been said i'm sureDoesn't over-fluffling count as spam?

I nominate myself as Anne Rice Vampire Chronicles geek of NS and Maye-Faire to be the total geek for having read one more book than me. BOO! HISS! <--------i know but im going to start it tomorrow! i swear! yay!!!


"ONLY THE IMPOSSIBLE CAN DO THE IMPOSSIBLE"

Doesn't over-fluffling count as spam?
shhhhh the mods might finally notice! :eek:

I should be in the NS World Records. For the most ghetto person in NS

I have created 547 nations (one being my main nation, of course) to the date.
Most of them are still around, only three have been retired perminently - ok, I'm bringing them back to NS once one of these days.
Three nations have been given away as gifts so I actively control about 541 nations atm.
From those I still control maybe about a half of dozen have ceased to exist but they are coming back as soon as the mods see my report.
Wow. Do you keep them active with a script to log them in once in a while or something of the sort, or do you do it by hand?
I've been planning to make a thread in Gameplay with a nation to find other puppet masters for a quite sometime but I haven't been into the hunt yet.
http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif
I like the idea. A thread like that could make for pretty good reading.
It'd be interesting to see if any old-timer puppet masters will turn up too. Qaaolchoura's visits are quite random, yet eagerly waited :)
Qaaolchoura is awesome. And polite to boot.

I nominate dear old Commando for most times forum banned, how many puppets? 10, 11?
Beats me.

Alansysism easily had 15 incarnations banned, but don't dignify him by giving him an award.